I've been callin' y'all for better than a month now to gripe at y'all every time that dang ol' dog starts yappin' his jaw 24 hours a day, and nobody answered. How you supposed to do anything about that dog if you just get on your computer? Ain't gonna come over here and shut that dang ol' dog up.
They used the same gag when Dale plugged in the neon sign that burned down the fire station.
Dang on draggin ol Chet's name through the dirt, Dale's the one that did it.
So you all agree, it was Chet.
Both are funny though.
Look this is good but Back to Winnipeg is something I’d listen to not caring about Simpsons, it’s that great on its own. This is fun, but it’s no dankmus.
“ Hey man, this 911? I neen'ya here tho' Mega Lo Mart, man, go big BOOM! Man, ther's a fire in thay. And it don', dad-gum, dat-ca-b-b … BLOW'D everywhere, man. I dunno, sum'n, eat'n man b'runnin' out there, man, I dunno if he dig, Chuck Mangione gon' be comin' down here, buh … "
"Sir, you are going to have to speak more slowly. I cannot understand you."
"Dang … o' … Meg-Lo … Mart … at … talk bout … dem-ol' … then it … BOOM!"
I mean, I love ol' Hank, man, but got *dang*, man, talkin' 'bout [Hank voice] ‘propane, propane, propane’ … man, how about talkin' 'bout what *I* do for a living, man?
When he tries to defend Chet Elderson’s memory by pointing out Gribble plugged in the Alamo beer sign. And the police chief thought he agreed with everyone else
"...and keep it down guys, will ya? I am trying to get through an article on vintage Camaros and I've been on the same *dang* page for twenty minutes."
"For God sakes, Hank, act like an adult, man! And keep it down, guys, will you? I am trying to get through an article on vintage Camaros, and I've been on the same dang page for twenty minutes."
Man, it's just, it dang ol' complicated, you know, man, like a dang ol' Rubik's cube, man. Talkin' like blue, red, man then you get the one side and then like messed, messed up the other side, man.
To Hank when he finally figures out Patch was no good: “Damn straight, man. Now, talkin' 'bout, you know, do-don't get hurt fallin' off that dang ol' high horse, man!”
"For God sakes, Hank, act like an adult, man! And keep it down, guys, will you? I am trying to get through an article on vintage Camaros, and I've been on the same dang page for twenty minutes."
All right, sit back and I'm gonna tell you a dang ol' story, man... 'bout a long time ago in a dang ol' Arlen far, far away. You know... simpler time, man... talkin' 'bout crazy kids... dang ol' bell bottoms... disco sucks... dang ol' back in the day, man.
When him and Patch get into a fight in their speedos. And when Hank pulls them apart. "Calm down! Both of you! I can't understand a word you're saying!"
Hank: Why would our seat need to be warmed, thats what pants are for! Right Boomhauer?
Boomhauer: I don’t know Hank, dang ole get naked on that dang ol thing, man. Im gonna heat my little….vibrate might feel good
Burrows: So…you’re in favor of the mower, Mr. Boomhauer?
Boomhauer: Hey, dang ole LISTEN man 😠
Dang ol', what in the dang ol' heck did you just dang ol' say 'bout me, man? I tell ya what, I graduated top of my class in the dang ol' Navy Seals, man, and I been in all sorts of secret raids on Al-Quaeda, got dang ol' over 300 confirmed kills.
I'm trained in gorilla warfare, man, and I'm the top dang ol' sniper in the whole dang ol' US armed forces. You ain't nothin' to me but just another dang ol' target. I'll wipe you out with precision the likes of which ain't never been seen before on this Earth, man, I tell ya what.
You think you can get away with sayin' that dang ol' stuff to me over the dang ol' Internet? Think again, buddy. Right now, I'm contactin' my secret dang ol' network of spies all across the USA and your IP is bein' traced so you better dang ol' prepare for the storm, man. The storm that dang ol' wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're dang ol' dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred dang ol' ways, and that's just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively dang ol' trained in unarmed combat, but I dang ol' got access to the whole dang ol' arsenal of the United States dang ol' Marine Corps and I'll use it to its dang ol' full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you dang ol' little punk. If only you coulda known what unholy retribution your little “clever” dang ol' comment was 'bout to dang ol' bring down upon you, maybe you woulda dang ol' held your dang ol' tongue.
But you couldn't, you dang ol' didn't, and now you're payin' the price, you dang ol' idiot. I will dang ol' unleash fury all over you and you will dang ol' drown in it.
You're dang ol' dead, kiddo.
I've been callin' y'all for better than a month now to gripe at y'all every time that dang ol' dog starts yappin' his jaw 24 hours a day, and nobody answered. How you supposed to do anything about that dog if you just get on your computer? Ain't gonna come over here and shut that dang ol' dog up.
["I been callin yall for better'n a month now"](https://youtu.be/hv5ToEEimTE?si=ktPRW8gh1rMutfxh)
The order of the straight arrow when he told the truth about the whooping crane. I laugh every single time.
They used the same gag when Dale plugged in the neon sign that burned down the fire station. Dang on draggin ol Chet's name through the dirt, Dale's the one that did it. So you all agree, it was Chet. Both are funny though.
Theyre like <100 eps apart too iirc right?
“…WOO LOO LOO talkin’ bout, big…mistake y’all, right there in that cooler.”
[omggggg](https://youtu.be/3Osh-KYy4Cw?si=1wyMB6TIUIrzsInu)
11 years ago 😭😭😭 I can’t believe I’ve never seen this
This is the Dankmus of KOTH and I’m here for it
Look this is good but Back to Winnipeg is something I’d listen to not caring about Simpsons, it’s that great on its own. This is fun, but it’s no dankmus.
“ Hey man, this 911? I neen'ya here tho' Mega Lo Mart, man, go big BOOM! Man, ther's a fire in thay. And it don', dad-gum, dat-ca-b-b … BLOW'D everywhere, man. I dunno, sum'n, eat'n man b'runnin' out there, man, I dunno if he dig, Chuck Mangione gon' be comin' down here, buh … " "Sir, you are going to have to speak more slowly. I cannot understand you." "Dang … o' … Meg-Lo … Mart … at … talk bout … dem-ol' … then it … BOOM!"
I appreciate whoever went through that voice acting for the transcription.
I love the random Chuck Mangione reference.
I mean, I love ol' Hank, man, but got *dang*, man, talkin' 'bout [Hank voice] ‘propane, propane, propane’ … man, how about talkin' 'bout what *I* do for a living, man?
I like when Patch Boomhauer imitates Hank, too. "Talkin' bout *life's funny sometimes*"
When he tries to defend Chet Elderson’s memory by pointing out Gribble plugged in the Alamo beer sign. And the police chief thought he agreed with everyone else
I love the sound he makes before throwing his hands up
Guys can you calm down, I'm trying to get through this article on classic Camaros
"...and keep it down guys, will ya? I am trying to get through an article on vintage Camaros and I've been on the same *dang* page for twenty minutes."
Perfection.
Dang ol' show 'bout nothing
The rant that someone auto tuned about a butterfly flapping its wings. “ it’s, like, you’re born into this world.” That one.
“That’s what we like to tell ourselves, isn’t it, Boomhauer?”
Or like a dang ol’ candle in the wind.
Dang ol I THINK, therefore you ARE.
All oldies, all the time!
Talking 'bout Dust in the Wind This is also my favorite
The one that ends with “I think therefore you are”
Dang ol this one
The horror…the horror
Boy u can get porno on the Internet, just point on there and click click click click it's real easy man.... paraphrasing
When the guys are talking about their high school coach’s “go pills” and Boomhauer casually drops the fact that they were actually taking horse crank.
I love when he compares Peggy to the book Flowers for Algernon.
Hmm - which episode?
Season 9 Episode 4 yard she blows.
"For God sakes, Hank, act like an adult, man! And keep it down, guys, will you? I am trying to get through an article on vintage Camaros, and I've been on the same dang page for twenty minutes."
Man, it's just, it dang ol' complicated, you know, man, like a dang ol' Rubik's cube, man. Talkin' like blue, red, man then you get the one side and then like messed, messed up the other side, man.
To Hank when he finally figures out Patch was no good: “Damn straight, man. Now, talkin' 'bout, you know, do-don't get hurt fallin' off that dang ol' high horse, man!”
Let’s not forget he guided a semi truck backwards down a mountain over a walkie-talkie. Man can communicate when he has to.
Dang ol, listen man
"For God sakes, Hank, act like an adult, man! And keep it down, guys, will you? I am trying to get through an article on vintage Camaros, and I've been on the same dang page for twenty minutes."
Hahaha loved that episode
Tell y’what man, you talk’n bout ol’ meaning’ ah life, man, go read tha’ ol’ hitchhikers’ guide, man, y’know talkin’ bout ol, 42, man
Not a rant but when he tells Hank and Peggy about how Hank got the Bill tattoo on the lice episode
All right, sit back and I'm gonna tell you a dang ol' story, man... 'bout a long time ago in a dang ol' Arlen far, far away. You know... simpler time, man... talkin' 'bout crazy kids... dang ol' bell bottoms... disco sucks... dang ol' back in the day, man.
Dang ol' I love Hank man, but dang ol' everyday dang ol' propane, propane, propane.. dang ol' what about my day?
Dust in the wind
HEY, YO, DALE, MAN. COME ON, MAN. WHAT YOU DOING UP THERE? MAN, ALL COMIN' CRAZY, MAN. COME ON DOWN, MAN...
Where he’s trying to convince Hank to tell the guys about the Alamo beer
“I love ol’ Hank man, but god dang, man talk’n bout “propane, propane, propane” man. Yo’ know don’t talk’n bout what I do for a livin’.”
Talkin' both southwest pilot come on, talkin' like it's Night at the Improv. Fly the dang plane, man
Dag gum computer not gonna come shut that dog up. Just yap yap yap yap!
I'll tell you what, that internet, you just point and click
https://youtu.be/n7rwY9cqabc?si=3Tm-nh6nfH6XIuQf
When him and Patch get into a fight in their speedos. And when Hank pulls them apart. "Calm down! Both of you! I can't understand a word you're saying!"
Hank: Why would our seat need to be warmed, thats what pants are for! Right Boomhauer? Boomhauer: I don’t know Hank, dang ole get naked on that dang ol thing, man. Im gonna heat my little….vibrate might feel good Burrows: So…you’re in favor of the mower, Mr. Boomhauer? Boomhauer: Hey, dang ole LISTEN man 😠
Dan ol you drive her dang ol dive youself home
Yo.
42 man, meaning of the universe
- - his basset hound eyes
[Dang ol Rick Wakeman](https://images.app.goo.gl/SXSEb8QgWKcFsvQe6)
Dang ol', what in the dang ol' heck did you just dang ol' say 'bout me, man? I tell ya what, I graduated top of my class in the dang ol' Navy Seals, man, and I been in all sorts of secret raids on Al-Quaeda, got dang ol' over 300 confirmed kills. I'm trained in gorilla warfare, man, and I'm the top dang ol' sniper in the whole dang ol' US armed forces. You ain't nothin' to me but just another dang ol' target. I'll wipe you out with precision the likes of which ain't never been seen before on this Earth, man, I tell ya what. You think you can get away with sayin' that dang ol' stuff to me over the dang ol' Internet? Think again, buddy. Right now, I'm contactin' my secret dang ol' network of spies all across the USA and your IP is bein' traced so you better dang ol' prepare for the storm, man. The storm that dang ol' wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're dang ol' dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred dang ol' ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively dang ol' trained in unarmed combat, but I dang ol' got access to the whole dang ol' arsenal of the United States dang ol' Marine Corps and I'll use it to its dang ol' full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you dang ol' little punk. If only you coulda known what unholy retribution your little “clever” dang ol' comment was 'bout to dang ol' bring down upon you, maybe you woulda dang ol' held your dang ol' tongue. But you couldn't, you dang ol' didn't, and now you're payin' the price, you dang ol' idiot. I will dang ol' unleash fury all over you and you will dang ol' drown in it. You're dang ol' dead, kiddo.