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Proper-Excuse916

Outlasting Cotton in the hole at Fort Berk. Loved when he carved his name beneath Cotton's. Showed how tough he is despite what Hank, Cotton and others have said about him.


Sad-Western597

You can't build up mush. But you can't break it down either


The_Jestful_Imp

Turns out, mush has the advantage


Sad-Western597

*Bobby's noble little dude voice Damn right


proud_perspective

Him breezing through all of cottons punishments in that episode was fucking fantastic


Ok-Journalist-8875

He could have just had him done physical exercise, it would have been more effective. 


TarzansNewSpeedo

He did so well being raised by gas money and sasquatch


bluetraveler2015

Cotton Hill- 2 days Bobby Hill- 3 days


theanalyticaljoker

**Bobby** *(looking at an old photo):* Who’s that kissing Dad? **Peggy:** Well, that’s me, honey. **Bobby:** Really? You were beautiful. **Peggy:** “Were?” Oh, Bobby, I still am. **Bobby** *(after a beat*)**:** Okay.


Ok-Journalist-8875

If this happened in the later seasons. Peggy: Did you know your father didn’t think it was worth teaching you sex ed because it’s nothing need to worry about it with your features or at least my father didn’t think I wasn’t good looking enough to start my own business.


Thisfugginguyhere

I just hate her so much.


wesley-osbourne

"I want Bobby Hill to take the shot - I know Bobby'll put me down *clean.*" "...okay."


JacksonianEra

Bobby didn’t even hesitate. Just said okay and immediately reached for the rifle.


Previous_Pudding7553

“I do believe I’ll give room service a jangle and have them send up some Etouffèè”


patrickkingart

*nOoOo*


emperorOfTheUniverse

This flower is-a wilting.


OhMySwirls

When Connie and him were pitted against each other for a spot on the wrestling team in "Bobby Slam!". The part where they devised a plan so that they wouldn't end up ruining their reputations/future (Especially Bobby's, cause he felt like he had more to lose no matter the outcome) was pretty clever by making their wrestling match something out of the WWE by being something the crowd ate up.


spenceretro

When Bobby kicks the bullies in the balls. They deserved it lmao


bemilyruiz

chane wassonasong definitely deserved it for making bobby eat dirt


GreenGrandmaPoops

Kahn: I heard what you did to Chane Wassanasong. Unforgivable! Then I heard what you did to your father. Very funny. So I'm conflicted


supernova-juice

My husband says he hopes in thr reboot that chane peaked in high school and it was all downhill from there. I have to agree. Fuck chane. Lol


spenceretro

1000000% deserved. I can't stand him lmao. He is the embodiment greed and entitlement. I'd love to find out in the sequel that he was unable to have kids bc of it and that his dad lost his fortune or something.


YellowStar012

Which Connie was able to taste


nathrek

That's my purse!


RedditxSuxx

I don't know you!


PhilG1989

Gotta keep your guard up dad


keo310

Pop! Pop!


FatWisePoor

"This flower is wilting." 


PhilG1989

“I do believe I’ll give room service a jingle and have them send up some etouffee”


PMmeIrrelevantStuff

My laawwwwrd!


Alexcox95

Favorite Bobby moment is him saving Mitch But I hate how the show does your moment dirty later when they totally destroy Bobby’s character


Ok-Journalist-8875

In what way


Money-Might8943

Mine was when str8 up busted Arlen High's future star QB in the face for messing with his girl.


Master-Confection-21

Bobby: “How does this help the women with the big boobies?” Peggy: “They don’t need any help.” Artistic differences? No. Well… No. My favorite: “There's some milk in the fridge that's about to go bad... and there it goes.”


danielstover

This exact moment. He’s too pure for this world.


osunightfall

"Why do you have to hate what you don't understand?"


cR7tter

I don't hate you, Bobby!


KaiserMazoku

I meant soccer


EmilieEasie

Oh yes, I \*hhate\* soccer


tenfortytwopm

I think this moment will always be my favorite. I’ve seen this scene at various parts in my life, when i’m dealing with different insecurities, and it always resonates.


agoraphobic-android

“I’m a little worried about being a slut” is constantly quoted by me and my siblings. And I love the bit where Bobby gets on Ritalin. “The milk is about to go bad *sniff* and there it goes…”


RadleyButtons

"I choose Connie. There, in the mirror."


agoraphobic-android

That is my favorite episode, hands down.


JwPATX

“I hear what you’re saying, and I believe that you believe it’s important.”


FrankYoshida

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waterontheknee

This is my favourite 😍


DaddyChiiill

Bobby Hill, never grow up. 😭😭


Technical_Fly_1990

When Bobby becomes the deli’s best customer and gets gout from eating all their chopped liver ![img](emote|t5_2s6dm|6346)


Alarming-Mushroom

You gotta play through the pain


BurntToasterGaming

Him eating the gigantic steak to piss off Marie, while the whole restaurant (including her parents) cheers him on. What a fucking monstrous feat and awesome moment of spite.


patrickkingart

Bobby is such a great example of healthy self confidence and gentle masculinity.


Cre8ivepop_37

When he becomes a rodeo clown and saves Joseph in “Rodeo Days”


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

Eating potato chips off his stomach w/o using his hands. 👌👍


tungy5

"That's my purse! I don't know you!"


hail-lucipurrr

When he gave Joseph one of his flowers on Valentine's Day


bob13908

That took courage.


FrankTankly

That boy’s alright.


PhotographingLight

That’s some good parenting right there, I’ll tell you what. 


MoreAd8954

When Peggy impossibly explained how she created a transition for butt of the earth and Bobby says "AND HOW" 😂


z500

Nyahahahaw.......wipeout


youslumber-acucumber

When Hank and Peggy burst into Bobby's room smoking cigarettes, after Bobby lit his blanket on fire from smoking a cigarette. Hank: "Do I need to take you out back with another carton of cigarettes?!?!" Bobby: "I think you do..."


nonbinaryinterrupted

This tastes like turtles


Hanshot1st0023

Bobby: All that I saw was her belly-button Joseph: How was? Bobby: IT WAS GREAT!


Jokerman9540

The whole side story of him being home alone with Luanne. I’ve never laughed so hard


TABELA_LABELA

Great choice of words, Bobby.


killacam925

Bobby is the best character in TV history IMO. There are truly too many to choose from.


Cavebk

Bobby Hill , the pig savin boy!


NotoriousMFT

It’s the scene OP brought up. I love Bobby so much


Miserable-Rest-5259

I’d love ❤️ to have his confidence.