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Stanky_Hank_

Just sounds like a horrendous time for every party involved.


IandIreckon

Did you say lemon party? 


garlic-and-butter

How are you gonna have a Lemon party and not invite old Dick?


IandIreckon

I had no idea Old Dick was back in town


Stanky_Hank_

I'm gonna need you to not.


RxHotdogs

I was shown this on the line with a flip phone. Edit to shout out to Todd. Hope you’re out there doing well


EastLansing-Minibike

[on the line](https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=uiBWdLOO&id=F60134DF31DD093FB4116C53AA37867CC66AA3D2&thid=OIP.uiBWdLOOGw-RAsmXYhWt9QAAAA&mediaurl=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tenor.com%2Fv0_79SlzhfQAAAAM%2Fvince-vaughn-internship.gif&cdnurl=https%3A%2F%2Fth.bing.com%2Fth%2Fid%2FR.ba205674b38e1b0f9102c9976215adf5%3Frik%3D0qNqxnyGN6pTbA%26pid%3DImgRaw%26r%3D0&exph=94&expw=220&q=put+it+on+the+line+gif&simid=608001412391119973&form=IRPRST&ck=05E104D9A8E3947A550A46E525EA08CC&selectedindex=0&itb=0&vt=1&sim=11)


bsmithwins

You speak the old magic


Skate_faced

Maybe it's the way Canada misses out on all the cool shit, but why are all your lemons wearing condoms?


jfleurs

Protects from the seed! 😊


GypsySnowflake

Is the label supposed to say lemon wrappers?


Quirky_Discipline297

Close. 🎶I like big bergamots and I can not lie🎶


Specialis

They look like fabric. Does someone have to take them home and wash them in the clothes washer? I say figuring these are probably disposable.


SapphicSleeperAgent

I worked at a restaurant that used them, they're disposable and the fabric is more like a good safe paper thing


doiwinaprize

Sounds wasteful.


SapphicSleeperAgent

Oh most definitely. Personally I think people should just get over it if a lemon seed falls in their drink or food and throw the seed out.


Jeramy_Jones

They can spit the seed or swallow it, according to personal preference.


Comfortable-Fuel6343

Suck the seed up into the straw and shoot it playfully at your spouse/partner or maliciously at your siblings or stranger.


jturner1982

As s line cook, I can confirm these are the choices


ndpugs

Or just strain the juice?


kahah16

I just use a Lemon Squeezer like bartenders, never had a seed fall on the food


jfleurs

Some of you have never worked in a steakhouse smh


welchplug

I have worked at three and never seen this bs.


bsmithwins

The penis is evil, it shoots seeds of life!


BetterBiscuits

Are you working at a restaurant that’s traveled back in time? I haven’t seen those in YEARS


humandronebot00100

But not the raper


Visible_Effect883

Eminem best raper


Skate_faced

Lemonem?


Enflamed_Huevos

A soldier once asked Eminem for his autograph


The_OtherGuy_99

Skittle.


DutchEnterprises

Uh wait is he the best RAPER or the best RAPPER? Big difference


Visible_Effect883

Wooosh


DutchEnterprises

It’s not a woooosh if I’m just elaborating on your joke lmao


jwrado

What are we actually looking at here?


The_OtherGuy_99

Seafood restaurants used to have these little covers so you could juice your eats up without worrying about seeds. Some places still rock them. For clarification, they're meant for the end user. Not the kitchen.


meddleman

Yet another unnecessary thing made of plastic that ends up in landfill and producing a billion tiny microfibers as it breaks apart. Is it _really_ that difficult to pick out seeds by hand, or hold a flat fork up to the lemon?


ggavigoose

My they/them in Christ, it’s made of a fine cotton mesh…


Geauxgonzo

😂😂 I am so stealing “my they/them in Christ”.


FCFirework

The universe only has a finite amount of energy. Energy was turned into work to make something that absolutely does not need to exist. Not just energy wasted, but cotton takes time, space, and quite a lot of water to grow. It doesn't matter if it's plastic or not, it's supremely wasteful.


smokeyspokes

I agree that this is wasteful, but I'm not sure what you're talking about with the energy bit. Energy can be converted into different forms, but you can't get rid of it entirely.


hellllllsssyeah

Yes but we lose energy through phase changes more often


MordantSatyr

Yes, this is contributing the eventual heat death of the universe.


cococolson

I mean. It's a little cotton bag. Is the end user at a fancy restaurant supposed to just get a hand full of lemon to sieve it?


Parah_Salin_08

More info on the clothes? Did you guys make those or order them? We use a cheese cloth where I am now for these but this looks way easier to deal with during service


jeckles

Chef’s grandma actually hand-knits each one. It’s the little things 🥰


Parah_Salin_08

Damn that’s precious 😭


RamekinOfRanch

US Foods carries them. Regency Wraps is the company


ezraneumanportland

This is so incredibly stupid, the prep work, not the spelling. Just 1/4 the lemon and cut out the seeds


thefatchef321

Is it missing a W or a P?


farkos101100

What did they do with these lem—


Very-very-sleepy

little hoodies so cute. we use a cheesecloth. pain in the ass... 


LeafsWillWinTheCup

Went to a catholic HS. Had to write the sentence "Mary wrapped the baby Jesus in the blanket" on the chalk board. Damn, if that sentence changes if you misspell "wrapped"


bushmanofthekalahary

I love my people but God damn. Most of them have been here ten plus years and still refuse to learn and practice English


Chattawoogie

I will bet you 100 bucks that this was written by a stupid person born raised and educated poorly in the US


Sum_Dum_User

I'll bet you double or nothing this was written on purpose for this post.


bushmanofthekalahary

I've been around for a while i know the font I can literally hear them in my head trying to sound it out. It's ok I still love my people


TheSpaceChef

A what now?


Hallelujah33

It's like they have little shower caps


gotonyas

We used to do this for cold larder section at a fine dining place but we wrapped in single layer of cheese cloth/muslin, and then tied it off with good quality twine. Everyone hated this job at first and eventually you got fucking quick, and neat at it, and the “wrapped lemons” were mentioned when we won this great award in the industry etc etc. still proud of the raped lemons to this day