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Hesychios

MAGA cancel culture, they don't like the Truth about old squirtpants getting out. Sunlight is the best disinfectant.


dogbarawks

Who sharts in a diaper for all to see… SpongeDon Squirtpants!


HostageInToronto

An orange convicted felon is he, SpongeDon Shartpants!


Native_Kurt_Cobain

If rambling bullshit be something you wish OrangeTan DiaperMan!!


Achilles_TroySlayer

Who would Sink the whole country down into the Sea? SpongeDon Shartpants! Who is Russia's favorite leader For Thee? SpongeDon Shartpants! Who's the crassest and ugliest Soul? - Let's Agree! SpongeDon Shartpants! With the MAGA's and Trolls all there Squealing with Glee! SpongeDon Shartpants! Who's Commited A Whole Bunch Of Crimes Treason-Y? SpongeDon Shartpants! That the Q-Anon Dummies Are Too Blind To See! SpongeDon Shartpants! Who Endeavors to be our First Fat Tyrant King? SpongeDon Shartpants! But he can go SCREW WE WILL NOT KISS THE RING! SpongeDon Shartpantz! Who's diaper and HAIR Color Are a Bit Weird SpongeDon Shartpantz! With burnt steaks and Ketchup, all heavily Smeared SpongeDon Shartpantz! He talks like a cockroach Delivering SHIT! SpongeDon Shartpantz! With him stuffed in a Jail-Cell - will all that SHIT - FIT!? SpongeDon Shartpantz! Both Putin and Donald Have Something To Sell! SpongeDon Shartpantz! But They Lie - We WON'T BUY - THEY CAN BOTH GO TO HELL! SpongeDon ShartPantz! And so on.


InsignificantZilch

Then hang with the dude who smells like dead fish! SpongeDon Shartpants! SpongeDon Shartpants! SpongeDon Shartpants! SpongeDon Shart*paaaants*


SqnLdrHarvey

I'll read this again while high. Brilliant. 🤣


SaraSlaughter607

Please do, because then it comes with the bonus music in the background, in your head 😂


dogbarawks

Abhorrent and intolerant his politics be… SpongeDon Shartpants If radical nonsense be something you wish… SpongeDon Shartpants Then drop a duce that flops like a fish… SpongeDon Shartpants


Traditional-Yam9826

You win 🏆


Narodnik60

We all just won.


Pearlie80

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Traditional-Yam9826

Who has an affair with a hooker or three!? DiaperDon Shitpants!


Hotinnm

Who gets Peed on by a hooker or three?


Heavy_on_the_Tomato

What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? Donald Trump has never had a garbanzo bean on his face.


Unable_Literature78

I remember the alternate punch line to what’s the difference between a lentil and a chickpea…it doesn’t cost $200 to have a lentil on your face. Thanks for reminding me.


elriggo44

Are you ready kids? Aye Aye crapin’! I can’t hear you! AYE AYE CRAPIN’! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…… Who shits in his diaper, while live on TV? Don-ald Poo-pants A con-victed felon, and orange is he! Don-ald Poo-pants If linguistic nonsense is something you wish Don-ald Poo-pants Then listen to Donny, he’ll deuce with a squish Don-ald Poo-pants (Ready?!?) Don-ald Poo-pants Don-ald Poo-pants Don-aaaaalllllddddd Poooooooo paaaaaaaannnnnnnttttsssss! Doo-doo doo-doo da deuce…..poop! ——————- Edit: Yea…I’m in my 40’s….so what?


SensitiveKey3579

That is hilarious


redditmodsrcuntses

"There's been a rumor that -- you know, a very nice rumor -- that you go outside in the sun or you have heat and it does have an effect on other viruses," Trump said, before asking coronavirus task force coordinator Dr. Deborah Birx "to speak to the medical doctors to see if there's any way that you can apply light and heat to cure, you know, if you could."


nvn2074

No he never said that. It was his past self who said that. That's not his present self or his future self. It's a very Zen thing. If he doesn't say it in this moment, then he didn't say it. For example: 'lock her up' - it was his past self, not the same as his present self. So he didn't say it. His pictures with Epstein: his past self. Not his current portly form. Not him. You get the idea I'm sure. He's Soo sharp, almost a zen master. 🤣🤣🤣


Smooth_Department534

He’s a Quantum Shithead who both is there and not there at the same time.


nevertfgNC

The Schrödinger catshithead paradox


pharsee

Well supposedly every cell in your body from 7 years ago is gone. Therefore that was a different person.


Farfignugen42

The old Ship of Theseus defense. 0% of the time it works every time.


whatnameisnttaken098

Sunlight isn't good enough, get the flamethrowers.


Behndo-Verbabe

Bleach and fluorescent lights according to him


doodledood9

He is truly despicable, but so are his followers who believe everything he says despite solid proof. I really want to believe that there are more intelligent Americans out there than there are maga idjits. His malignant narcissism is really showing now.


no1jam

Maybe we can bring it into the lungs, ya know?


Pudi2000

It works for COVID too if u inject it.


Burnbrook

"Suppose that we hit the body with a tremendous, whether it's ultraviolet or just very powerful light. Supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way." -An idiot


yeager

Meaning run it 100x as much


coffeespeaking

Create variant of the ad in which he requests the ad be taken down. (Barbara Streisand says ‘Hi!’)


musical_shares

“Donald Trump HATES this one trick!!”


b_m_hart

“The one ad Donald Trump doesn’t want you to see!” *clip of trump demanding they remove the ad* “Oh, you want us to remove this?” *clip of original ad* “Well, we will consider your request, Donny”


314159265358979326

Add the part where he says only a "psycho" would say that about the deceased.


UberWidget

🥇


Im_Balto

I hadn’t heard this ad was being run until trump put it in the news. Streisand effect at work


Affectionate-Song402

Exactly!


dnext

You know, I gotta go with Kobra Kai on this particular issue. Sweep the leg. This is one of the most critical moments in US history. Time to fight.


TotalLackOfConcern

Clearly the ‘they go low we go high’ doesn’t work. Time for ‘they go low we bury the mf-ers’


RightSideBlind

"When they go low, kick 'em in the teeth."


Leicester68

Curb stomp


fbp

You know when you catch a felon... Don't be so nice rough em up a bit. Don't hold their head when you put them in the car.


JusticiarRebel

Kick em in the balls until they cough up blood.


uncultured_swine2099

Top be fair, all they are doing is running an ad about stuff he actually said. I dont consider that low. The other side makes up lies.


Sugarysam

Not even a low blow. Just rolling the tape!


kakapo88

Yep. All hands on deck.


Lichloved_

It comes to a point where feelings gotta get hurt And get dirty with the people spreading the dirt


Houseplantkiller123

Underrated song.


AnswerGuy301

Yeah, the high road don’t work. If the very existence of the Trump presidency didn’t make that clear enough I don’t know what to say.


Big-Summer-

One of the many recent lessons we’ve learned from these mf’s — there is no such thing as too low.


Pompoulus

'Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy.'


Grillard

“Unless you’re a psycho or a crazy person or a very stupid person, who would say that, anyway?” Trump said Hmm... who do we know who's a stupid, crazy psycho?


Joliet_Jake_Blues

Trump's Chief of Staff, a retired General, confirmed the story


LiveAd3962

And many idiot military members still support him…what more proof do they need that he does not support the military or their families?


Big-Summer-

They’ll just give their standard response to any report they don’t like: fake news! Said with a smug, authoritarian shout, smirking with glee at how brilliant they are. Fuck each and every one of them, preferably with a pineapple.


hard-time-on-planet

I think when the Atlantic first reported this in 2020 we knew it was John Kelly that was the source of some of the quotes. It's behind a pay wall now. But either way, you're right that he has since gone on the record to confirm it in 2023. It's funny when CNN reached out for comment to the Trump campaign, without naming who went on the record,  their first reaction was to disparage Milley, not Kelly. https://www.cnn.com/2023/10/02/politics/john-kelly-donald-trump-us-service-members-veterans/ > CNN reached out to the Trump campaign Monday afternoon, telling officials there that a former administration official had confirmed, on the record, a number of details about the 2020 Atlantic story, without naming Kelly, and seeking comment. The Trump campaign responded by insulting the character and credibility of retired Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman General Mark Milley, who had nothing to do with this story. An updated statement from a Trump campaign spokesperson on Tuesday said, “John Kelly has totally clowned himself with these debunked stories he’s made up because he didn’t serve his president well while working as chief of staff.”


fillymandee

“Totally clowned” If you’re the spokesman for the POTUS, try not to sound like a freshman frat bro.


roehnin

I think Biden should add that quote to the ad.


Grillard

Spoken by Robert Deniro.


roehnin

Or, Trump’s original audio 😝


Grillard

How's this: Trump: “Unless you’re a psycho or a crazy person or a very stupid person, who would say that, anyway?” Deniro: "Hmm... now, who do we know who's a stupid, crazy psycho?"


SlackToad

They should work that line into the ad: ‘These people are suckers and losers" Unless you’re a psycho or a crazy person or a very stupid person, who would say that, anyway? - *Donald Trump*


ThePowerfulPaet

He literally said "I like people that weren't captured" out loud at a rally.


Grillard

I like people who weren't convicted.


TrumpsCovidfefe

He also said “I don’t care about you. I only care about your vote,” which has also already made it into a campaign ad.


frostfall010

Yeah totally out of character for the guy who calls everyone a loser!


Fufeysfdmd

Stop reminding people of stuff I said!


RacheltheTarotCat

You know, he didn't say "lock her up." Soon we'll learn that he didn't say "you're fired."


ILikeCutePuppies

There should be an ad about Trump claiming he didn't say something and then rolling the receipts of him doing it. With the end being, "is it dementia or is he lying?"


Gogglesed

"Either way, he is unfit for public office. Vote Joe Biden. DON'T be an idiot!"


flugenblar

Dementia is a hell of a disease, good luck toughing it out. It's a lot worse than bone spurs...


daphnegillie

Too late we all heard it, and we heard him disparaging John McCain. Sorry orange bonespur.


29187765432569864

Didn’t he also denigrate Gold Star families?


daphnegillie

Yes he did


29187765432569864

Trump’s comments denigrating military personnel and their families should be a major ad for the democrats. I wish someone like Michael Bloomberg would finance a pac with a billion dollars and just flood the airwaves with Trump’s vile, hateful, misogynistic, anti American statements. Use Trumps words against him.


twistedh8

I demand Trump stfu


WorstTourGuideinAk

Hahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaa - No.


Great-Jellyfish-7505

Well if trump.put a video up that biden didn't like, he won't take it down. Election time campaign ads are fair game. Suck it up orange butter cup.. it's probably true any way felon trump


ruiner8850

Biden wouldn't whine about it like a child either. He knows that politics are dirty and he wouldn't be a man-child and throw a tantrum about it.


SmurfStig

Scrolled through to see if this was mentioned. I’m seeing ads claiming Biden is responsible for all sorts of things he isn’t. Granted these are run by SPACS outside of Trump but you know dang well that is his plan. Have ads run by third parties so he can claim ignorance but pitch a fit when it’s done to him.


draconianfruitbat

This ad? https://x.com/JoeBiden/status/1799109329150251386


Impossible_Penalty13

Elmo will have that one hidden by the end of the day.


Quick_Tap

Thanks for the link!


PXG1988

The comment section is an absolute cesspool.


BerryExpensive

Truth is that the fat fuck said it.


SockPuppet-47

Now run his whining demand along with the original clip for added effect.


IamtheWhoWas

Hell no. Double down. Go after the son of a bitch. Now is not the time meekness or timidity. Make him out for the narcissist coward that he is.


pass-the-waffles

When you can't face the truth...


Breklin76

Waaaaaah. Waaaaaaaaaaah. I lack any sort of accountability for my words or actions. Vote for me, I’m Donald Trump.


ptahbaphomet

“We are the people” demand Don the con remove himself from our democracy. You’re not going to be a dick-tader in America, try taking over N Korea; you say they “love you” there.


dwp4you

THIS orange TURD is no one to demand anything, when it is all over the internet that he has IN FACT called our troops SUCKERS and LOSERS! FUCK HIM!


Crafty-Conference964

file that lawsuit Donny, you have time


StlCyclone

Please do. Bring on discovery! Get it on the record for everyone to see.


Only_the_Tip

Lmao. No


ADCSrane

As a retired Vet I demand his traitorous ass drop out of the race!


Apprehensive-Mix5291

You can't wipe the slate now. It's too late. He said it and many more insane , and cruel statements . His thoughts dripping out his mouth. He is disgusting. Arrest him now!


Ellestri

Literally almost every holiday since 2016 was punctuated by Trump making some asshole tweet insulting a large swathe of Americans. I know his followers don’t give a shit but those of us who paid attention know his character is absolute trash.


Realistic_Post_7511

Fox is literally editing his Interviews because he is speaking gibberish at this point


Joliet_Jake_Blues

Worse than that, he was trying to explain why he wouldn't declassify the Epstein files


RW-One

Fuck trump, own words coming back to haunt you? Tough $hit.


onekickman888

His words - his own words disrespecting Dead Veterans and it wasnt a Joke. MAGAturds are real turds for supporting this trash


Tatersquid21

Trump demands.... 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂 breathe 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


Trump4Prison-2024

Aww convicted felon Trump got his fee fees hurt. Fuck your feelings.


Mubadger

I wouldn't have even seen that video if Donald hadn't drawn my attention to it. Barbara Streisand would be proud of him.


Merphee

“I don’t care about you, I just want your vote.”


pharsee

You can't claim defamation at your own video and audio footage. Truth destroys defamation.


AlbaTross579

He doesn’t have the IQ to understand that.


Retired_Jarhead55

Hahaha, Dark Brandon goes right for Trumplestilskins smooth frontal lobe.


VisibleDetective9255

The headline ought to read: "Trump asks Biden to stop telling the truth"


gobydownboy

Fuck trump, vote blue not orange !


Duper-Deegro

I actually hope Biden runs more ads with Trump saying something stupid. There’s material there to a new ad each week!


Special_Watch8725

Run it again with the preamble of “it’s the ad Trump doesn’t want you to see”, backed up by his demands to take it down, lol.


aaciislife

Demands? That's funny!


FalseMirage

So he’s opposed to his own words being used to point out exactly what he is. How interesting yet unsurprising.


SockPuppet-47

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LayneLowe

Demands? Hahaha hee hee


coffeespeaking

He has no respect for their sacrifice because as a concept ‘sacrifice’ is anathema to him. (The answer is to make more such ads.)


Jackal2332

What’s that you say? Run it MORE? Well, ok…


p38-lightning

And don't forget draft dodging, making fun of John McCain for being a POW, insulting parents of a fallen soldier, calling top generals names, stealing military documents, taking money from the military for his useless border wall, bashing NATO, letting military secrets slip in public, etc. etc.


No-Personality5421

"Biden responds by not only playing ad *more*, but makes a new ad with trump's demand to pull down old, factually correct, ad."


Zemini7

99% of maggots won’t care if he said it or not. They are that fucking stupid and brainwashed


RDO_Desmond

Trump said it.


Tonythecritic

Welcome to the era of Trump facing consequences for his actions. We'll be serving popcorn shortly.


cant-be-faded

Trump counts on his constituents not being able to retain much information I love that this clown of an ex-president and felon is demanding shit of the ACTUAL POTUS STFU Donny


Myst031

What’s he gonna do? Sue Biden for slander?


jumper71

But Trump did insult the troops and he also focused on the dead troops, as well.


redzeusky

Own it Retribution Convict!


sasukeoo

Trump. The one and only motherfucker capable of gaslighting himself.


Stinkstinkerton

He said it so what’s the problem !?


craaates

Cry harder big boy


Suspinded

\* Republicans lie about opposing party, including advocating murder, "Free Speech!" \* Democrats publish video evidence of Republicans being Republicans "You must remove that, it makes us look bad!" One can avoid having video published of themselves being dumb by not being dumb in front of video equipment. Easy!


graemeknows

How about NO?


Mugwump6506

What? Come on, double down on this one.


Mrtoyhead

What an idiot. Never said lock up Hillary and now can’t handle hearing what he said about our military veterans being losers. People of Mexico are rapists … oh I forgot he was found guilty of rape. What an asshole.


NlightenedSelfIntrst

Who are you gonna believe? A lifelong grifting conman felon or a retired Marine general? Tough call*. *Except if you're in Qult45, in which case Trump has never done anything wrong despite what many of his hand chosen "best people" have explained about his abhorrent behavior.


TexasYankee212

The story was told by retired General John Kelly - formerly Trump's chief of staff. He would have no reason to lie. Trump on the other had is a serial liar - he lies on a hourly basis.


Spkr4th3ded

He also prefers soldiers that didn't get captured. So if you put your life at risk to serve your country and get caught, Trump doesn't like you. Wow. Class act.


thepianoman456

I wonder if he’s gonna come for the “I don’t care about you, I just want your votes” ad. I can’t believe Trump just *said that* to a crowd, scorching in the extreme heat. No joke- on that ad on IG, a MAGA commented “he was pretending to be Biden when he said that.” Now, I’m going to guess that is delusional bullshit. Was that Trump quote taken out of context? I have no doubts that it wasn’t, and Trump was just “speaking his mind”, as his cult followers love.


4quatloos

A fair trade If Trump admits that the election was NOT stolen.


Designer-Mirror-7995

"HOW _DARE_ YOU TELL THE TRUTH ON ME!"


mekonsrevenge

Demand all you want, you fat Nazi. If you were right, you'd sue for defamation. But you won't because you wouldn't get past discovery, you lying, treasonous bastard.


TiredofcraponFOX

Dementia. He doesn’t remember saying it


ruiner8850

Next they need to run ads with videos of Trump saying that he doesn't care about his followers, he just wants their votes.


lincolnlogtermite

Dang, Trump becomes a bigger pu$$y by the day.


ejre5

So he never attacked McCain for being a POW using those same words, he never started or continued the "lock her up" chant, the GOP never called Hillary Clinton in for hours and hours of hearings never had a special council appointed to investigate her, never had "bone spurs" to get out of serving. Interesting 🤔


hankthetank2112

A person that thinks those who defend their country in uniform, or are shot down or seriously wounded in combat, or spend years being tortured as POWs are all ‘suckers’ because ‘there is nothing in it for them,'" Kelly said of Trump. "A person that did not want to be seen in the presence of military amputees because ‘it doesn’t look good for me.’ A person who demonstrated open contempt for a Gold Star family — for all Gold Star families — on TV during the 2016 campaign, and rants that our most precious heroes who gave their lives in America’s defense are ‘losers’ and wouldn’t visit their graves in France.” -Former Trump chief of staff, John Kelly.


lclassyfun

It’s hurting him with voters. Double down Biden.


HisDivineOrder

The best part is how Trump and Fox News (and Hannity especially) love to do selective edits of moments. Hell, they did one of Biden sitting down the other day implying he couldn't sit down (when in fact he did). But oh boy when it's done to them they cry foul.


Mission_Cloud4286

But he "DID" He'll say that his 1st amendment, right, FREEDOM OF SPEECH I think Biden is showing everyone what that "ALLOWS"


The_Original_Gronkie

Double the ad buy, triple it in the West Palm Beach market where he lives.


Gold_Doughnut_9050

Well, Trump should not have insulted dead soldiers.


Probably_owned_it

Where do I donate to post it MORE?


PainterPutz

Amazes me that Trump supporters are so dumb that even if they see a recording of Trump saying something they will believe HIM when he said he didn't say it.


Bigfoot_411

Two words: FUCK TRUMP


DietMTNDew8and88

If I'm Biden, I'd just double down on it


Icy-Tooth-9167

So who’s lying here? Trump or General Kelly? Place your bets.


Poohgli16

That's too funny after everything Rump has said about Biden!


vbbk

Run it 10,000 more times on any and all channels that orange turd watches.


Gloriathewitch

if you dont want to be posted online saying stupid things then stop saying stupid things in public places where youre easily recorded


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

I thought Trump said that never happened.


Ricothebuttonpusher

Jfc that was a good ad. No wonder why the orange is pissed. That’s the best ad Biden has done since the “if I lose you’ll never see me again”


BrexitReally

Or else 🤣


Marvel_Fan8932

What a little cornflake


SpiderDeUZ

Everyone demands he stop being a little bitch


Lawmonger

Please sue Biden! Please, please, pretty please! The depositions will be exquisite!


ferry_peril

IF I HAVE A BALL GAG THEN HEEEEE HAS TO HAVE A BALL GAG!!!!!!!!! IT'S. NOT. FAIR!!!!!!!!


MadnessBomber

Then maybe you shouldn't have done that asshole.


Equal_Memory_661

“Unless you’re a psycho or a crazy person or a very stupid person, who would say that, anyway?” Exactly our point. Thanks for stating our case so succinctly. You’re not qualified to be Commander in Chief.


[deleted]

Poor old Donald, THE TRUTH HURTS


twilight-actual

Recorded history is a bitch, ain't it?


Bandit1961

Fuck your feelings traitor.


Markise187

Biden campaign "nah"


DongHa67-68

poopypants DONT like Vets? VETS dont like FELONS, DIRTY DIAPERS, but MOSTLY bonespuRs..


According-Green

Maybe don’t say out loud what you don’t want people to hear…I’d say just be a good person and you won’t have to worry but maga is not about being a good/moral person or governing to help the American people.


burnmenowz

He should sue their campaign. That would be a fun discovery


Landsy314

Put your money where your mouth is cheeto, take him to court and call it slander. Put another notch in the loss belt.


Scat1320USA

Shit in one hand and demand with the other Orange Turd !


rjross0623

Truth hurts.


CM-Pat

Sue him then Donny Small Hands. Biden could use another win.


LarYungmann

"Trump denied he said what he said." Guess what, folks, TRUMP LIES all the time. He can not tell the truth.


mick_the_quack

Sure Biden will take down the ad if you publicly apologize to every person you insulted and disrespected starting with War hero John McCain , the disabled, every political opponent you talked shit about and the rest. Also apologize for Lying day after day about election fraud , including apologizing to every good American who were FUCKING TERRORIZED by your idiot followers. Here's a better idea. Have a massive life ending event so that we can get back to normal if that is even possible anymore.


Icy_Cry2778

Trumps own fault for insulting troops, so Trump can fuck off and deal with all the backlash that's happening.


PHotstepper311

Dark Brandon be like “I’m gonna show that ad even more “


Surveillance_Crow

I’m a veteran. Fuck that cunt-ass fat fucking piece of shit.  I hope he dies.  Play it everywhere. 


teddy1245

Or else what?


Earth_1st

There are multiple witnesses. He must be held accountable. Stand Firm President Biden.


SisterActTori

I thought the POTUS had immunity and could do whatever they want? Guess what Trump, you’re a former and not the current POTUS.


PyratHero23

If the shoe was on the other foot, would Trump extend the same leniency? No. He’d continue to do what he’s been doing for the last 5 years. Use anything and everything to hurt Biden, even his family, to discredit and ruin his name. That orange colored, shit emoji of a man should instead fuck back off to the maggot infested trash pile he came from


BallstonDoc

Everything that triggers him should be used frequently.


No-Contest4033

Trump owns this, he said it too bad that he regrets it now.


whelandre

Truth hurts.


MrGeno

Oh go sit on a pickle Trump Picklefucker.


Decent_Recover_9934

Fragile


Low-Abbreviations634

Tough. Don’t say it then!


eveninglily33

Lol!


blessed_by_fortune

Hypocrites love being hypocrites, the absolute gall of this disgraced felonious scumbag.