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giovanni_obeyyy

Guy likes girl... Girl has exes that are upset... Guy has disputes with exes


[deleted]

scott pilgrim 😎


gothic916

Goated movie


Blastspark01

I’m in lesbians with this movie!


dpforest

Woman decides to keep the cancer baby because she knows it’ll keep Hawkeye off her back.


BigChungusBlyat

Arrival. Fucking love that movie.


c4han

Off her back?


dpforest

She also foresaw her partner leaving her due to the illness of the child. He couldn’t bear to grow up with her knowing she would die, unlike Adams who was ready to accept the child’s love because she was “always” with the child (due to her learning their language). I just tried to make the description somewhat humorous.


c4han

Lmao the idea that she married him and kept the child only to make sure that he would eventually be out of her life is hilarious


dpforest

I think it’s my dislike of Jeremy Renner that caused me to spin the description that way. He seems like a good guy but he just always stuck out as particularly useless as Hawkeye lol.


TyrionBananaster

A guy gets salty about a girl breaking up with him and makes his own website.


TheSmartGuy-

Social network


TyrionBananaster

Living up to your username I see. (I know my comment wasn't super difficult to guess, I just wanted to say that to you)


TheSmartGuy-

Aww thanks man


GurpsK

A policeman stalks a kid while another man protects him.


TheSmartGuy-

T2


GurpsK

Ahh yeah correct, living up to your name.


stewbacca

The Professional?


donotgivemeguns

An American guy goes psycho


[deleted]

American Psycho


donotgivemeguns

Damn you’re good


Reverend_Krenke

The Room


Dardevid

Idk if that qualifies, after all he did not hit her, it’s bullshit, he did not


meaty_burrity

A guy eventually has to move somewhere where the pasta isn’t as good as he’s used to.


stewbacca

Goodfellas


Klunkey

Now he has to eat shnook pasta


ihavenoselfcontrol1

Two neighbors are having an affair and are sad


TheSmartGuy-

In the mood for love


FloridaFlamingoGirl

And there are slow motion shots of staircases


Scrambled_59

(This doesn’t work for me due to my flair but I’ll do it anyway) Shipment of felt headed for California


not_mueller

Wait but I'm in love with this description tho


ComradeELM0

Two dudes go to another country to talk about christianity.


[deleted]

Silence?


ComradeELM0

Yessir


[deleted]

Great film


Traditional_Ad_6588

people sleep in a plane


RG1997

Lol, Inception


Traditional_Ad_6588

Yessir


AlaskanThunderFlux

A woman gets into some trouble.


[deleted]

Inland Empire


AlaskanThunderFlux

Correct


Raul_Rink

How the fuck did you get it first try


adamlundy23

The tagline and description for the film was infamously just “A Woman in Trouble”


Raul_Rink

Didn't know that! Learned something new today


Popular-Play-5085

That could describe half the movies ever made


nbnicholas

Guy fights with himself


[deleted]

>!Fight Club!<


Traditional_Ad_6588

đŸ€«


adamlundy23

A man likes a woman, the woman likes a painting


HerbalCoast

Vertigo?


adamlundy23

Yes!


Vadermaulkylo

A man in a cabin has an eventful night thanks to a book


saltylimesandadollar

Any of the Evil Dead trilogy lol


Vadermaulkylo

it's the second one


RuminatingReaper1850

Groovy choice


SolidusSandwich

Everyone is cold and has trust issues


puudeng

the thing


Doctor--Spaceman

Could also be the Hateful Eight.


SolidusSandwich

It's definitely The Thing, but you're right, that could describe Hateful Eight


seanbeansnumber3fan

A guy gets bored at a hotel and has a heart-to-heart with his family about their future together.


nice_and_smooth

Shining. Love your description!😂


madmadmadlad

I guess yours is Sztalker. Mine is about a little girl being unbearable, while everyone else tries hard to cope.


[deleted]

Mine is indeed Stalker! The Exorcist, perhaps?


Total-Affect6052

Sick government worker builds a park


[deleted]

Ikiru


TheSmartGuy-

Not my no 1 but one of my top 3 Wannabe actress fetishises about her friend!


saltylimesandadollar

MD


Relaxitschris

2 men drive across country to return a briefcase


stewbacca

Pulp Fiction or Dumb and Dumber


not_mueller

Who knew they had so much in common


Relaxitschris

Dumb and dumber


seamusbeoirgra

Well my favourite film is Stalker so I'll choose another one: A man and a woman spend time together and really seem to like each other but can't be bothered to have a proper relationship and go their separate ways. But not Brief Encounter.


[deleted]

>!In the Mood for Love?!<


seamusbeoirgra

Yes! and oooh quite right about the spoilers.


FloridaFlamingoGirl

A woman works at a store that only sells one thing. She ends up having the most disappointing Christmas ever.


jaffar97

Umbrellas of cherbourg?


Cuboner

A little boy and his friend play cowboy while his dad talks to his coworkers from the shoe factory.


FloridaFlamingoGirl

HIGH AND LOW! Good one!


Scared_Shape2982

A guy starts a company and gets sued by 3 other guys.


[deleted]

a man breaks into a shop and steals a mask and some knives


saltylimesandadollar

Halloween?


not_mueller

I love that line because they act like knowing that makes the situation *less* worrying


ThePerfectCantelope

A couple investigators go to a remote island searching for an escaped convict


freuds_bitch

shutter island?


ThePerfectCantelope

💯😎


AeroQuoterCA

3 men fight in the desert; one's a good shot and cigar addict


[deleted]

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly


[deleted]

Another one: Two women spend some time in a house near the sea.


[deleted]

Persona


mrbnatural10

Could also be Portrait of a Lady on Fire


eagleblue44

Not my favorite movie but: Two people vacation in a European city after a mistake at work.


[deleted]

In Bruges?


RadicalMonarch

a puppeteer tries and fails to cheat on his wife


[deleted]

Being John Malkovich?


RadicalMonarch

ding ding ding!


steamybroccolii

two sisters live in the suburbs and one of them starts their period


[deleted]

Ginger Snaps?


DJZbad93

A man violates his parole to visit his friend on the beach


JimicahP

Two dudes try to leave town, but are stopped by worms


stewbacca

Tremmors


[deleted]

Man starts a drilling company after discovering oil in a pit and gets into several fights with a preacher


[deleted]

There Will Be Blood


Present-Salad-4106

It’s all about this rock that supposedly means something to rich people


[deleted]

Parasite


puudeng

uncut gems


Hylani

A man has sex with herself.


pookiemoanster

Her?


ChristopherWeasley

Quiet guy listens to pop music while driving then brutally murders some guys (literally me)


[deleted]

Drive


djackieunchaned

Some owners of a laundromat try to do their taxes


[deleted]

Everything, Everywhere, all at once?


djackieunchaned

Bingo!


devonmoney14

Sigma California businessman has beef with beta preacher


dogwannabe

twbb


saltylimesandadollar

A guy encounters another guy and later their kids become friends.


theCougAbides

Place Beyond the Pines?


hoddyerspective18

Losers in a zombie apocalypse.


[deleted]

Sounds like Shawn of the Dead, right?


TheCrassCaptain

A man looks for a baby


MrCheerio509

Guy playing drums. Another guy gets angry he’s playing drums.


ChristopherWeasley

WHIPLASH!!


SkSt0rmer

12 middle-aged men having an argument in a room.


AlgoStar

What’s their emotional state?


GeekelyGuy

Somewhat displeased


nice_and_smooth

should be the new official title


Tomu_sneeder

Two people fall in love (good luck)


[deleted]

In the Mood for Love


Wolfieofwallstreet14

Bunch of people teach aliens how to read


AnxietyTummyAche

Lenny's tattoo artist makes a ton of money.


[deleted]

Guy goes to a hotel and writes a book ​ (this is pretty easy but I couldn't think of a better answer)


HerbalCoast

The Shining


DatabaseFickle9306

The varied people of Los Angeles experience different melancholy until the frogs.


beautyandmadness

A single mom and her son meet a stuttering woman who also happens to be their neighbour


RG1997

Drunk asshole in big rainy city tries to find and kill artificial people


[deleted]

Blade Runner?


juiceboxDeLarge

Two siblings in the middle of nowhere become avid cloud-watchers.


FloridaFlamingoGirl

Nope


Luke253

Woman goes to Hollywood, doesn’t have a great time


[deleted]

Mulholland Drive?


Luke253

Got it


New-Seaworthiness601

Lesbian likes to paint other girls


gogurt_conspiracy

đŸ–ŒïžđŸ’đŸŒâ€â™€ïžđŸ”„?


New-Seaworthiness601

slay you got it 😌


HumanoidFish-

A computer nerd thinks he can fly


IKnow_8631

woman painting another woman


thatsOKbro

Portrait of a Fire On Lady


RumpLiquid

He drives


Lao_xo

Drive


sadderall-sea

a british guy tries to get his girlfriend back. there's a pub.


Freaque888

Shaun of the Dead?


[deleted]

A rich dude saves people, only goes out at night


Dawn_is-here

The Batman


Typical_Humanoid

A hobo takes a blind lady's health insurance into his own hands.


Corninmyteeth

A family has trouble at the beach.


saltylimesandadollar

Old?


[deleted]

Who's favorite movie would be fucking Old?


saltylimesandadollar

What’s your guess then, hotshot?


[deleted]

Your guess was fine, I just wanted to laugh at Old for being bad Also I’d guess Us


puudeng

lmfao aftersun???


[deleted]

Us?


brandonasavage

Smart guy does math


TwoHandedSnail

Oppenheimer. Good Will Hunting.


DoggyDoggy_What_Now

Good Will Hunting or A Beautiful Mind?


Raul_Rink

π


BigChungusBlyat

Two cops try to catch a serial killer.


[deleted]

Memories of Murder


RaveRabbit5000

Seven


Lazy-Photograph-317

Different people from time periods fuck with each other.


[deleted]

Back to the Future?


MrLore

Is your favourite movie *The Others*? Cos mad respect if so


Useful-Contract1531

Follow the lives of 24 people in Tennessee over the course of 5 days.


puudeng

nashville!


Traditional_Ad_6588

white men do illegal business


MrPhillips24

A bunch of guys try to return some jewellery


nice_and_smooth

Uncut Gems?


MrPhillips24

Nope, Lord of the Rings


nice_and_smooth

I wasn’t even close haha


nosacz-sundajski

A group of MMORPG players quit gaming and develop interest in matrial arts and long distance phone conversations.


EmbarrassedWallaby3

Matrix ?


Historical_Ability69

A group of scientists search for a cure for Alzheimer’s at a remote lab.


AlgoStar

DEEP BLUE SEA?!?


Historical_Ability69

Nailed it


Jimmy_Melnarik

jewish guy travels a bit and dies


Whorses

Like a profoundly grim and depressing version of The Goofy Movie.


FourAntigone

Single man looks for a girlfriend. He finds one.


bill___brasky

A linguist learns a new language


LordFunkyHair

Arrival?


DrDreidel82

A college student is torn between his personal life and his guilt-fueled obligation to use his abilities for the betterment of mankind


AlgoStar

Spider-Man 2?


HugForDrug007

A young fella dejected with his family seeks a new one in a taboo industry


jadegives2rides

Talented children who couldn't be talented adults, stuck in their prime.


[deleted]

Royal tenenbaums?


Popular-Play-5085

Man digs hundreds of holes on his farm looking for gold.


Opposite_Hat_3358

some Scots do drugs


Freaque888

Trainspotting?


Bottom-Shelf

A man finds oil with the help of his son and attends church.


PasswordIsDong

Man seeks replacement for his ideal home decor


[deleted]

Big Lebowski


edgarvvright

Police officer transfers to the country and wins a toy monkey at a village fĂȘte.


JustinHardyJ

Man discovers robots can make babies, so he goes on a trip of self-discovery.