I never thought Iād say this after a boobert quote but I think she couldnāt have said it better š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ this is glooooorious we are laughing
nonchalantly pretending she didn't skip her son's criminal trial but show up to Trump's criminal trial
oh wait it's supposed to be things that didn't actually happen, right?
Being told she is over the hill and over 20 years too old to date by the men behind her, but if she dresses up like a toddler and stays quiet tonight back at the hotel.. maybe they'll run a train?
Watching a toddler shoot another toddler
Watching Kristi Noem shoot another puppy
Literally dog whistling
this one wins
That person with the Beetlejuice playbill...*chef kiss*
The Good Liars! He asked her to autograph it š
lol I was like haha beetlejuice photo bomb!!
Please no one say that āwordā again. Three times means trouble
lol you meanā¦. boebertjuice Boebertjuice BOEBERTJUICE??? š¤Ŗ
I'm never going to be thirsty again.
No thanks, the thought of any of her juices is enough to make me lose my lunch lol
So many great memories...
Making plans to Juice someoneās Beetleā¦
Unrelated to the purpose of your post but this picture made me realize that Colin jost could play Matt gaetz and not have to wear a wig
and he'd just be playing himself!
Che is that you? š
Watching someone say Beetlejuice 2 times.
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This can't be real?
It isnāt real.
I never thought Iād say this after a boobert quote but I think she couldnāt have said it better š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ this is glooooorious we are laughing
Itās fake.
Real or fake it is very very funny š
swishing a load around in her mouth
Nah, she is way too old for Matt
Yeah no way is he chasing grandmas
Explaining to the public that a womanās right to choose was never part of the second amendment.
Seen here mid speech as she catches a glimpse of Trumpās ass
nonchalantly pretending she didn't skip her son's criminal trial but show up to Trump's criminal trial oh wait it's supposed to be things that didn't actually happen, right?
Mimicking trumpās bunghole-shaped hamberder hole!
spotting a turkey leg across the street
About to please some constituents...
realizing the downside of her monkeys paw wish
Deciding whether to swallow
Fantasizing about being a 36 year old grandma
Suddenly realizing that the ābreath mintā Matt Gaetz gave her was not, in fact, a mint.
This one is my favorite
Trying hard to swallow that last Sour Patch Kid
She looks like sheās getting ready to go down on that microphone! š¤·š»āāļø
Practicing for her next job when she loses her upcoming election.
Practicing "just the tip" in preparation for her date at tonight's showing of "Hamilton".
Unable to be gagged.
Watching her husband flash another minor
Ex husband and probable father to her grandchild.
Thatās insane to think about
What?
Thinking sheās at a robot gangbang
āBJās $10, HJ is $12, and a ZJā¦ well, if you have to ask, you can't afford one.ā -Lauren Boebert
Change her glasses a little and she kind of looks like Baroness from G.I. Joe
Practicing for drinking through a straw
...pantemiming how she even got her job to begin with...
Practicing.
The shape of the microphone brought out an automatic reaction
Practicing her āass kissā face for Trump
Not visiting her son in court.Ā
Ungaggable.
With resting suckface.
Apologies to Andrea Martin but Iām getting some evil Edith Prickley vibes here.
Hoping nobody smelled that.
Bet sheās dynamite in the sack but very likely to pull a Brynn Omdahlā¦
Depicting what happened with the dude she was groping / getting groped by after they left the Beetlejuice show.
Whistling Dixieā¦
Whistling Dixie
Getting goosed by Matt Gaetz.
Unfortunately.
While her son is in court in Colorado without a lawyer...
...about to 'Beetlejuice' the mic...
Preparing to suck on a tiny mushroom
Assuming the position.
āLauren, can you hold onto my jizz for minuteā ? -Matt Gatez
Unrealistic, sheās older than 12. 13 and older is what Matt considers ālil granniesā.
Is she some kind of evil elf, why does she seem to appear in miniature form here
Being told she is over the hill and over 20 years too old to date by the men behind her, but if she dresses up like a toddler and stays quiet tonight back at the hotel.. maybe they'll run a train?
Nice hands.
I wouldn't mind to fuck her though.