Ye da sits at the top of the stairs an pretends hes the chaser

HAHA

This 😆

I wasn't ready for this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ye da makes sand dogs in town 

Ye da claps when the plane lands

Ye da wears boxing gloves to do the hoovering, reckons he’s Mike Dyson

Dyson Fury

Henry Cooper

Ye da goes the Bootle Asda in pyjamas

But he actually lives in St Helens

Ye Da stops at the lights on GTA.

Ye Da wanks on all fours

I thought I'd misread that one, but it still said wank after the second look.

Single mans doggy style.

Ye Da sucks his whole hand after a packet of crisps

Ye dinner lady name is: Ye da’s first name Ye da’s last name Cos ye da is a dinner lady

Ye da wears a high-vis to change a lightbulb. Ye da orders an omelette from the Chinese. Ye da wears a seatbelt in a golf cart.

Ye da sells avon

The ultimate classic

Ye Da does ten yard sprints when trying on trainees in the Asda.

Ye Da’s got a baldy ‘ead and collects footy stickers

A classic.

Ye Da rolls his own ciggies while watching king fu movies and calls himself Baccy Chan

Ye Da paid full price for a DFS sofa

Winner

Ye Da makes XL bully raps

Wears a swimming cap to go the bingo

Yer da puts a sprig of rosemary in yer ma's gin and tonic and calls himself Gordon's Ramsey

Ye Da needs a quid for the bus

Ya da works in Aldi underneath the till and says "beep".

Ye Da on toast!

Ye Da does Avon

The classic

Ye da does keepy ups with a lettuce, calls himself Mo Salad

Ye da wears spy disguises in the bath an calls himself bubble 0 7 Ye da messages the local Facebook page to let everyone know what bin goes out tonight an call himself a binfluencer

Two belters

Ye Da works for the Echo and calls himself a journalist 😂

Ye da wears a seatbelt on the toilet

Ye da sucks dick for the bus fair home, then walks back

Ye da puts puts boxing gloves on when he does the hoovering. Calls himself Dyson fury

Ye da walks with a limp - calls himself a snipers nightmare.

Ya da shops at netto (proper 90s shout)

I was scrolling for this cause I wanted to post it. This was the king of insults in primary school 🤣

Ye da listens to Natasha Beddingfield in the bath

Ye Da sips on a beer while watching Star Wars and calls himself Only One Peroni

Ye Da’s in the entry.

Ye da closes the fridge with his hip.

Yer da uses two hands to open the fridge

Ye da makes freestyle rap videos, calls himself Skeminem 

Ye da buys crypto.

This a old one from when I was a kid but ye da gets his jewellery from the 20p machines in the kwik save

Ye da's got the biggest arse on the building site. Calls himself Bricky Minaj

Ye da sits in the front passenger seat in a taxi

Ye da sells Avon and ye ma's in Reform UK.

Never thought of listening to old Pete Price phone ins in the bath. Will get some bubbles and a candle and sort that tonight.

Ye Da starts fights when he goes for a kebab. Calls himself Donner McGregor.

Ye Da started a band in the dole queue and they call themselves Biffy Gyro

Ye da buys single use plastics

Ye Da smokes rollies outside the Lisbon

Ye Da is now Ye Ma

You get your dinner lady name by taking your da's first name, and your da's last name... Because your da looks like a fucking dinner lady.

Best one I ever saw was on a bench at a bus stop in Kirkby thirty-odd years ago: "Yer Da fucks Tom Jones"

Ye da cried at the end of rocky

Ye da sells Avon

Ye da eats bananas sideways

Ye da smokes rollies and calls himself baccy chan

Ya da works in the ham factory farting in the packets

Ya da robs quavers from the asda! And ya ma collects footie stickers!

Ye da smokes rollies on the bog

Ye da wears shin pads when he’s playing fifa

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It's ya ma's ya da wit a wig on

Ye da looks down the sofa for batteries.

Ye Da wears army boots in the bath

Ya Da sits in the bath listening to Natasha Beddingfield

I worked IT in a high school for a year. One student deleted every single file from another student’s storage, replacing it with a single text file that read: Ye da wanks cats.

Ye da stops at lights on Grand Theft Auto

Ye da gets you in a headlock and calls himself 'Daddy the Baddy'

Ye dar sells Avon door to door

Ye Da sells Avon Like I’m not being funny lad he just does Yano

Buys maccies for plod

Ye da listens to Natasha Bedingfield in the bath or the classic ye da chases kids

Ye da is ye ma in a wig

Ye Da has a pint watching star wars, calls himself Only one Peroni Ye Da gets emotional watching the cricket, calls himself Cryin Lara

Yer da puts the milk in first

Not quite the same thing but when I was a kid other kids would walk upto someone offering their hand and say.... You know ya ma? Well I'm ya da! As they shook your hand.

Ye Da's thicker than a submarine door.

Yer da does Ann summers parties

Ye Da has got a bowl-head and collects pogs.

Is ye ma

Ye Da sells Avon

Ye da licks snails in the garden the nonce

Ye da bought dungarees and air wear so he looks like your mums girlfriend.

Seen ya da on Fake Taxi

He was only changing the tyre though.

Ye da sells his ass dressed as a gimp. Calls himself Kenny Dog-Leash

I win. https://youtu.be/b1CGraQpF7A?feature=shared

Sells Avon

Ye da treats ye ma with respect because she's the love of his life and deserves to be treated like a queen. HAHAHAHA BOOOM! Roasted ye da, there!

Andy Samberg?

Suck a butt!

Ya Da's a nonce

ye wa?

This has nothing to do with Liverpool

I beg to differ, ye da jokes are very popular with the yoof of Liverpool. Ask ye da. 😂

Yer Da complains on Reddit posts that Liverpool based humour is nothing to do with the city

It's not Liverpool based though. Many other subreddits have them, they're not even funny or original.