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PrinzXero

When you click *“Declare interest in this job”* and pick the top response with the Assertive option on Footie Manager.


naughty_dad2

Slot making sure this doesn’t end up like Amorim’s fiasco


AndreiRomanov

Every fm I play I always try to do that and end up at Anfield. Current save it’s 2031 my second season at Liverpool and we just collapsed end of season and lost the league to fucking Spurs despite leading by like 8 points in January :(


pacanukeha

well fucking thanks for that buddy. see that you do better next season please


magiccoupons

Can't say the game isn't realistic sometimes lmao 😭 I'm playing a national league save and the amount of goals we end up conceding in the very last minute every fucking match


mattlui

This really plays into the whole “the Dutch speak frankly” trope. I believe this plays well into our hands from a fee negotiation standpoint.


CabbageStockExchange

And here we thought Klopp could get blunt and direct


mattlui

The Dutch and Belgians are a special breed of honest. I admire the hell out of it.


Other_Beat8859

Yeah. I watch F1 and goddamn does Max Verstappen just say whatever the hell he wants.


AlanBeswicksPhone

And he's positively tame compared to his dad.


Other_Beat8859

Wish Jos would piss off from F1. He's such a cunt.


AlanBeswicksPhone

Jos should never have got to F1 In the first place. He was barely quick enough to beat a 40 year old Derek Warrick in an arrows, and only got to be Schumachers teammate because JJ Lehto broke his back in a horror crash. His entire career was based around being bitter about the fact he was 1) rubbish compared to Schumacher and 2) humored by Schumacher because he was that rubbish compared to him...he just channeled all that bitterness into making his son a winning machine. Anyway, to get slightly back on topic. The last time Everton won a trophy Simtek was still an F1 team.


dweebyllo

this could be very fun once mr. slot meets pgmol


VeganLegitYT

![gif](giphy|dyvZ6yMa84lsAGpmuh|downsized)


SpaceMonkeyOnABike

The Dutch and Germans compete to see who can be more blunt.


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mattlui

Yeah, I don’t think negotiations would get too cutthroat, but I think we might be able to shave a million or 2 off with him coming out and saying he’d like to move.


SuvorovNapoleon

We shouldn't really care about the fee. If we think he's the main guy to take us forward, why quibble over 5m?


i8mj3llyb3ans

![gif](giphy|11FoMMGGfJGE12)


ScousePenguin

It's time for Liverpool to get Fünke


taggert14

Nah. Fünke blue himself


Specific-Record2866

Pep, Dyche, EtH, Slot next season


firminocoutinho

Never thought Wilson was bald


naughty_dad2

![gif](giphy|l1BgQTDLUJilr1afK)


adamlundy23

![gif](giphy|E95L86Ppqvy1Sqw16r) View from the sidelines when Darwin misses a sitter


IsfetLethe

Every time I see that character I wonder how they got Haaland to play a character in Dune


lawnmowerdui

He had them cover the hair growth supplements as part of the contract


Jormul1

Means much more to me than it probably should that he just informs everyone before anything official that he wants to come here.


MaraPlayz

After seeing boys fall short again and struggle to look like anything really a part of me believes turning a new page is the best move. Klopp knew that also and he doesnt want to make the same mistake Wenger did. Was a hero, stayed for too long and left a villain.


Putrid-Ice-7511

It’s crazy that we’ve gone from Alonso to Amorim, and now to Slot, and I’m no less excited. I have a good feeling about this guy.


generaalalcazar

I am from the Netherlands, not my team he is coaching but absolutely a brilliant manager on every level.


RedDemio-

Why?


Putrid-Ice-7511

One word - character.


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WCBIS

B to the R is definitely something Brendan Rodgers has called himself at some point


JizzProductionUnit

🎶I’m B to the R and this is how I roll, I bought Benteke but he can’t score a goal 🎶


WCBIS

🎶 I was always going to be a step up from old man Woy, did I mention that Raheem Sterling is a beautiful boy? 🎶


NietzschesSyphilis

If BR came back, imagine how many “beautiful human beings” there would be in the team. Also, W. Endo would become the “Japanese Xavi”. /s


asillydaydreamer

Skip all and we have Zerbi


leecarvallopowerdriv

Keep the envelopes away from him


TheLimeyLemmon

https://preview.redd.it/bdlf7jscppwc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5948b655b5cd16142eb2bbafb2cb065eabb946da


rockydinosaur2

Bbbrrrrr


Nofap_du_Plessis

OMG... Rodgers??? 😱


DBZRaditz

Hard work, intensity, character.


KaufKaufKauf

One word - bald.


DoubleDeckerz

Yes you little slot


djrobbo83

I think there may be something in this rumour


apenchantfortrolling

Wow twice in an hour! Or nobody bothers looking a post or 2 down...


Azraelontheroof

Or people scroll their feeds which are based on traction not every single post from a specific sub 🤔


apenchantfortrolling

I'm not following, does that mean it makes sense to post the same thing over and over?


Azraelontheroof

It means not everyone sees every single thing which has been posted. I’m baffled why people always treat this as something new or unique to Reddit. Find any ‘posting’ of any kind on any social platform and you’ll find duplicates. It’s dumb but basically inconsequential.


apenchantfortrolling

Sure, but shouldn't the person posting be more cognizant? Surely they are familiar with what has been posted on the sub...


Azraelontheroof

I’m not and I basically visit every day. I think you’re right in principle (sorry I know how pointless this debate is but whatever we’re here lol), but if somebody thinks a post is worth a lot of attention and previous ‘attempts’ haven’t garnered it then posting it at a more ‘preferable’ time means a higher chance of traction and spreading the message. That luck/timing based system is sort of just how Reddit works. Again I really don’t care but I feel inclined


apenchantfortrolling

Maybe, but that's not what happened here. The previous post got plenty of attention, will probably get the most comments of any post on this sub today. I guess if your an admin of the overall product it doesn't matter but for a specialized sub, nobody wants to see duplicates, engagement is best when it's aggregated under one post.


dpawaters

He's shooting his slot


TheEgyptianScouser

Good. We don't want anyone who wants to pressure us, allegedly


coolAhead

His track record is decent, people are not willing to give him a chance because he's not flashy enough, give the guy a chance


volthor

what tier


NietzschesSyphilis

Tier-rrific


Existing-Employee-36

Like players, coaches are also ambitious. Some will give you the political answer, others give you their straight answer.


qwerty_1965

Isn't this just re writing the earlier tweet quote?


Haeckelcs

Yes it is


cbaek

I would also like a job at Anfield


breakbeatkid

the first one with the bottle to say he wants it. guts!


rtcaino

Source?


Thethrasher94

Slot himself


rtcaino

I know was a joke lol


LeatherHeron9634

Maybe he brings Santiago Gimenez with him???


the_LaundryBin

Subscribe


vsquad22

With his blunt honesty, he's going to have a rough time with the "refs" in the EPL.


jardantuan

I'm pretty excited to see what the future looks like, but Virgil could have been a bit more enthusiastic than "one of the better Dutch coaches at the moment"


Macshlong

Virg, like the rest of us is probably sick of this saga and just wants to get on with stuff.


CabbageStockExchange

He’s probably pissed about how the season is ending and doesn’t care about this stuff right now


Fresh_Interview_9191

He doesn't want to throw Koeman under the bus as he might lose the armband at NL team


GhandisFlipFlop

Exactly ...this !


not_a_morning_person

Virgil will have a lot more respect for people like Van Gaal and his current national team manager Koeman than we do. Also the deal isn’t done yet so it makes sense to be a bit cautious.


knowledgeablepanda

How far have we fallen as a club. Why aren’t we able to attract best managers in the world. I know Xabi didn’t want to leave but we all know if Real Madrid had come knocking he would have happily left leverkusen. It’s so frustrating being a Liverpool fan, always falling short of the best talent and having to do with players / manager we never wanted. Jurgen Klopp was the only exception other than VVD we have had in a long time where we really wanted someone and we got them. Klopp has been carrying our pathetic sleezy dimwit owners fighting against the riches of city. I feel after he leaves this szn we are absolutely done being a top 3 team. Feels like we are gonna get a mediocre manager and top it all off a below avg owner who doesn’t spend. This will slowly push us to the liverpool we had in early 2010s


jakebrickley

What makes you think he's a mediocre manager?


fuckoutfits

That's a bit odd. I mean, their season is still going on.


Fresh_Interview_9191

PSV just won 0-8 which means Feyenoord can only become champions still when they win the three remaining games with 15-0 or so and PSV lose all. No chance


fuckoutfits

That doesn't instill much confidence in me over the potential manager.


lilsunnymoonman

Psv only lost 1 out of 31 games and scored 103 goals. So doesn’t tell the whole story about Feyenoord this season.


Multi_21_Seb_RBR

Feyenoord’s only lost twice too


SybeV

Also feyenoord will reach 84 point (if they win the remaining games) which would be enough for the title in most season. Psv is just insane this season mainly because of a nice balance between experienced players who play there for a while and a new coach Also psv is richer then feyenoord


l0rd-sir_shad

Why we not going for the PSV manager ?? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)


-Inca-

because PSV's squad is better and richer than Feyenoord's.


BoBonnor

What doesn’t? The fact that he can’t win 3 games in a row 15-0? I know. What a scrub


Fresh_Interview_9191

https://preview.redd.it/gavqv6qgqowc1.png?width=933&format=png&auto=webp&s=925d0c9ed745898f8d997f1826cdfaebdd57941a


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As a fan i don’t want him


Putrid-Ice-7511

Go and play Twister or something then


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You go


Putrid-Ice-7511

I’m already finished playing


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😂😂😂😂


ken10

https://i.redd.it/xsvci7m76pwc1.gif


GhandisFlipFlop

Whyyyyyy? Tell us .


BoBonnor

Why


SZO8O

Why?


joopface

> Virgil van Dijk said that Slot's playing philosophy would suit the club, describing him as "one of the better Dutch coaches at the moment” Ah, yeah. Top twenty anyway.


binkein

Sounds needy


Ok_Salamander_2411

HE LIKES US! He really really likes us!!