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Wrong_Lever_1

I’ve seen people die in shallower canyons than that


-SandorClegane-

Deepest set of cumgutters I've ever seen...


ageingnerd

Well, that’s a new term I’ve learned.


Powerful-Cut-708

Irrigation is important


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-SandorClegane-

I'm old enough to know R&M is not the original source of the term, let me assure you. Also, you're overthinking it.


BriarcliffInmate

It's not from Rick and Morty. We've been using it in the gay community a lot longer than that.


junglejimbo88

"[\[Joyce\] Harvey Elliott: Mohamed Salah told me to eat less bread – I only have brown now](https://www.reddit.com/r/LiverpoolFC/comments/xyfwt1/joyce_harvey_elliott_mohamed_salah_told_me_to_eat/)" https://preview.redd.it/wy0di9u52v8d1.png?width=3279&format=png&auto=webp&s=1068f18851acaba77cca137883cf3c27bb4e6242


WonderfulBlackberry9

Meanwhile I’m going through this thread while literally waffles


theDR1ve

How does Harvey elliot get through the drug screening


junglejimbo88

![gif](giphy|hugSAxeVxBi7nDrVkG|downsized)


TheLoudAss

He has abs on his abs the fuck.


firminocoutinho

His abs are absolutely insane lol Also, with all respect to him and his religion/culture, I find it a bit interesting the degree to which he shows off his body on social media. Not that it’s against his religion (I think), but in contrast to how his wife has to carry herself. Like look at the angle in this photo 😅


arbuthnot-lane

The common view amongst muslim scholars is that men in public should at all times be covered from (at least) above the navel to below the knees. This is not followed by all muslims, of course, but Salah's rightfull pride in his body and tendency to show off the goods has been critizised by some muslims.


ya_bumbaclaart

It’s absolutely against his religion. Men have to cover too. But, his wife doesn’t have to carry herself the way she does - it’s her choice.


FuzzyDunlop_91

I don't think it should be controversial to say that it's fucked up.


Mathiasis

Yeah lol, his wife cant show her hair but he can do this


safereddddditer175

I’m gonna go out on a limb here. It could well be that his wife’s preference is to not show her hair, rather than him forcing her to do so and he respects her decision to do so. And Mo potentially being less strict, is totally happy to show off his body and his wife respects his decision to do so. As with many things in life, religious adherence falls on a spectrum. Pure speculation on my part, though!


BriarcliffInmate

No, you're spot on. His wife has said in the past it's her decision to wear it, and that's why their daughters don't wear them - because it's up to them. Look at Mo's daughters on the Anfield pitch at the end of the season and they're dressed like any other footballer's kids and having a great time. He got criticised a few years ago for 'letting' his daughter wear jeans and he told them to shove it, basically.


Jhushx

His wife probably doesn't mind showing him off lol. Like, "Hell yeah, I locked this down, he's off the market. Look at him!"


ya_bumbaclaart

Pretty much on the money, I’d say. I’m not sure how much his wife respect his decision to do so though 🤣 I can just hear all the cousins say “what is Mohammed posting, Astagfirullah”


Otherwise_Radish7459

Who in their right mind would feel that way? What you’re describing would be an abusive relationship with religion.


Pub_Toilet_Graffiti

I dated a Muslim woman for four years. She chose to wear Hijab much of the time, and also chose not to wear it sometimes. It depended on the context of where she was, and what she was doing, but generally preferred to wear it. She also drank alcohol occasionally (maybe once or twice a month), but never ate pork. She would fast every day during Ramadan, but would rarely pray. People have their own personal relationship with religion. It's all good as long as they don't try to force it on others. And Mr and Mrs Salah seem to be exactly that way. Strict in some ways, not in others, and don't even force their daughter to wear Hijab. It's a very healthy relationship with religion IMO.


Otherwise_Radish7459

That’s delusional imo. I agree about not forcing it on others. But sounds like your ex was fortunate to live in a western country and maybe have male family members who were more chill. Women in Iran are dying for doing just that. It’s a very patriarchal religion/system/culture and women risk, at the very least, losing their support system by not following the rules. So framing it as a choice might feel better to them, like they have more control. People might say they choose to go to church every Sunday, but if the alternative is thinking they’re going to hell, is that really a choice? My parents told me when I was 8 that if I wasn’t a Christian I would burn in hell for eternity. So I “chose” to do a lot of things because I was trying not to burn in hell. But I don’t consider those real choices looking back.


Pub_Toilet_Graffiti

We live in a liberal Muslim community in SE Asia. I agree that Islamofascist regimes like Iran, Saudi, and Afghanistan oppress women.


malis-

Yeah, there's certainly a culture of coercion that makes them want to "choose" to wear the hijab. If you've lived in it, you'd know.


Fred_Fredburger_

How do you know that she "can't show her hair" as opposed to how she feels comfortable presenting herself ? Let ppl be themselves n live their life however they choose to. It's so interesting to see ppl liberally comment on what some is allowed to do without taking into consideration what her choice may be.


BriarcliffInmate

His wife chooses to. She's said that in the past, and it's why Mo's daughters don't and wear their hair free - because he wants them to choose for themselves. He gets constant criticism for allowing his daughters to play football and wear jeans, I don't think there's anything to suggest he's the one 'making' his wife wear a Hijab.


naughty_dad2

Similar to my fat on the fat


theDR1ve

I'm built like the star on the pitch.....the ball


wonderfulwilliam

Is there a calendar of shirtless salah's one could purchase??? It's not for me, it's for my girlfriend! SHE GOES TO ANOTHER SCHOOL YOU DON'T KNOW HER.


WonderfulBlackberry9

It’s me. I’m the girlfriend. Double that order please.


junglejimbo88

​ [https://www.instagram.com/mosalah/?hl=en](https://www.instagram.com/mosalah/?hl=en)


drewcatt

Man is out there looking for the One Piece.


Non-Normal_Vectors

Er... Um... There's a question I want to ask, but am afraid of the answer.


-SandorClegane-

It's just the shorts bunching up. I'm sure his mighty Egyptian obelisk is properly stowed.


The-curd-nerd69

I mean have you even seen a bigger bunch. Look at it. Fucking love curb your enthusiasm


Non-Normal_Vectors

After the Trent corner against Sheffield United, I was worried that there was a bizarre locker room bet going on.


Expensive_Cattle

He's a monster from the left side


-SandorClegane-

FUN FACT: Approximately 60-75% of men's penises "hang left" for reasons which are not entirely understood. The general consensus is that it has something to do with the heart typically being on the left side of the body. This is supported by an inverse trend observed in men with dextrocardia (heart on the right side of the body). Because dextrocardia is such a rare congenital disorder, there is insufficient data to confirm with certainty.


JuicyBottass

Funny, I scroll through reddit, and I've only opened 2 posts from 2 completely unrelated subreddits, and I see you on both. Small world haha That is all, have a nice day


-SandorClegane-

[](https://www.hallofseries.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/untitled-9.gif) If your username is anything to go by, there's a decent chance you'll see me over in the F1 sub as well.


JuicyBottass

I only do FormulaDank mate. That's where I wallow in the degeneracy


DanDaniel612

Whatchu talking about that is the main F1 sub


Loltoyourself

Well then fellas better check ya meat and make sure you don’t have heart conditions 😂


raitaisrandom

How the fuck does someone even learn this 😂😂


naughty_dad2

Yes bro, that’s gay. Come join us with the same feeling.


thisisnahamed

Never felt more fatter before.


burntroy

I was feeling good about myself for feeling light today having not eaten for over 12 hours. That feeling vanished when I saw this.


holeinmyboot

wtf man eat


brewmatt

Fasting is a thing


holeinmyboot

for a religious holiday sure. today is “global Beatles day” and I don’t think it’s a religious holiday even in Liverpool. feeling good about yourself for not eating for 12 hours without a reason behind it sure sounds a lot like disordered eating to me.


brewmatt

It's kinda normal these days. Some people can get by just get by eating one big meal. I do the 14 hour fasting and it's basically just skipping breakfast. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intermittent_fasting


holeinmyboot

I mean I do understand, I did intermittent fasting before my wedding and it made me feel mentally weird in the same way I read OP, like “I’m doing a good job by not eating”, which is not how to mentally approach dieting and wellness. That’s all I’m getting at.


brewmatt

Oh ok no problem. Have a good day and watch some Euros!


holeinmyboot

Already on it, you too!


burntroy

6 of those 12 hours were spent in sleep. But yeah you're not too far off. This is not right.


holeinmyboot

I did intermittent fasting too, and it’s not like the cruelest thing you can do to yourself or whatever, but if you’re gonna do it definitely take a step back mentally and be happy with eventual results as opposed to the day to day feeling associated with it. that’s how most ED starts. take care of your brain bud :)


burntroy

Thanks man..


Wide_Environment3107

The man is an adonis. https://preview.redd.it/djmtago3yq8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df9f0933427dd507039360754660ea14ad91478d


Parish87

I just ordered a pizza and scrolled to see this


tomhat

https://preview.redd.it/9ewiaoru5r8d1.png?width=1242&format=png&auto=webp&s=1c3fbb47aa68039ab812b7da2bd3fb2c26f92486


Percussion17

Those abs are insane lmao


Thoodmen

Man has anime muscle.


test_icicles_

what's this guys diet???


CryptographerHot884

Probably halal..and no carbs.


brownhornet1000

I’ve never seen a guy with an abgina before


Nervous-Programmer35

Wow, Salah’s really out here serving looks along with goals! 😍 Can't blame anyone for having a little crush


dragon_stangler

That's it. I'm sticking this photo on my fridge. This would make me think twice before eating ice cream every night.


Trytek1986

Instructions unclear. Fucked my fridge.


skeletronixx99

Bruh stop lying…that fridge is way outta your league.


flaxseedyup

The new “strip”


SustineEtAbstine

لا لالاااا لااااا ما يصحش كدا


Razzle_Dazzle08

0% body fat 😂


gengenpressing

Bro has negative percentage body fat


Revolutionary-Ad922

Monolithic Mo ♥️


hyborians

![gif](giphy|Lj9bGPMF9jmz4gk9QA)


Anxious_Explorer76

Would.


PurpleScientist4312

Damn look at those cum gutters


fuckoutfits

Dude got sculpted.


Raptoot83

This MF is statuesque!


Cactiareouroverlords

I don’t think I’ve ever seen abs like that before, it almost looks like it should be painful lol


medunjanin

Haram


spirotetramat

![gif](giphy|26FxypSnWsXS69nTW)


DyaLoveMe

Looking like a JoJo character.


NewYorkBaby77

...but his wife can't show her hair. Downvotes ahoy!


scornfulegotists

This bothers me so much. He is constantly shirtless showing off his body but his wife can’t even wear an uncovered ponytail.


Sifan2

I got more fat on my cock


Ricecrispiebandit

Hey, don't talk about your sister like that.


sbos_

This guy man lol


emtin4

Genuine question guys, is this just pure genetics + diet?


qasimovicR

What's under the hat. How's that developing my man


WestOfAnfield

Think you’re supposed to wear a hat for a few weeks or avoid direct sun exposure for a while after hair transplant.


kye2000

He's insanely lean


Smooth-Friendship699

Bro stands 8% body fat all year round WTF. Elite genes or just meticulous diet??


Glass-Guess4125

Ok, that’s just ridiculous


sicarrism

James Franco cutting off his own arm to get out of that ravine


ItsMeDoodleBob

Damn look at those perfect pepperoni nips. Nom nom nom


thebowlman

dog you can put a piece of A4 paper horizontally in between that ab line


elf-_-

there is a black hole forming


Virtual_Honeydew_842

He’d eat himself if he were chocolate


benji___

That’s quite the hat. And the dictionary example of why people say cut.


MiggeldyMackDaddy

Serious question, that deep crease in his abs, what the hell is that?


FijiWaterIsDelicious

I ejaculated


Happypappy4879

![gif](giphy|l2Sq29cFXoF80ADlK|downsized)


NOTRANAHAN

Fucking hell


cohletrainbaby

For us who has had a "calory deficit"- lifestyle in the past pictures like this only makes that next meal taste that much better - rather than envoke any feelings of envy. Genetically speaking, he's very blessed in terms of build


salahsweakfoot

His dietary discipline has got to be off the charts.


crnrtakenquickly

My guy is 1000% on PEDs lmao


nyaunyauham

and his wife has to cover up…


RomanReignsDaBigDawg

He’s mentioned it’s his wife’s choice to dress modestly and has even called out the middle east on its treatment of women. Don’t like what you’re implying here