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Crazy eyes!

That you’re about to catch a bunch of shit from people on the internet about your nose ring.

Cargo shorts of women's fashion

Great in bed. Horrible at life.

Crazy eyes. Crazy nose.

You look good except for that stupid nose ring .. ☠️👽💀

Gorgeous lose the nose ring. Not having it will never hurt having it may.

That you like cocaine

Septum rings are hideous, but the rest of you is beautiful, and the fact that you have a government job is a plus.

You have metal boogers

Why does this hot chick have a stupid nose ring..... but I'm old.

Eat something geez..and take out the bull ring looks ridiculous smh

Get that hardware off of your nose. Looks kindof absurd.

Finally, someone with sense

You're pretty and look like you have a good body but the nose ring is a HUGE turn off.

It looks horrible. She’s crazy pretty otherwise but it detracts a lot.

They're so bad.

First impression? You do mushrooms 😂

Meth

cokehead

Cheez, what's with all these nose rings. You take a beautiful face and turn it into livestock.

Beautiful eyes. Dumb face jewelry

You are too beautiful to have that nose ring. Get rid of that.

Too old* to have that nose ring.

Mental health issues, emotional instability, narcissistic personality, too much baggage, looking for attention but not yet entering into extremes. Emphasis: "yet" Advice: avoid

What the f is dripping out of your nose? Yuck!

Look like one of the Olsen twins if they weren't drug addicts.

You’re pretty but too old for that crap in your nose, lose that and I’d give you an 8

That you don’t want to grow up. And that you’re beautiful and I’d love to have you as a coworker.

At this point I think you just are photoshopping those nose-rings in to piss people off, no way they are still this popular.

You probably handle a lot of packages.

That girl has a pension

Again with all the metal shit hanging outta your nose. That crap is fugly.

Why do you have a cow ring?

Get that shit outta your nose

The nose ring is the focus of everything. It subtracts from everything else.

Postal worker? Aren't those the guys that always go crazy and come back with a gun and shoot everybody? 

Wierdest nose ring i’ve ever seen !

You're too old to have that shit in your nose.

Single mom

The nose ring shit has to stop.

Mailwoman

Baggage up the ass. You’re sober now, few kids, baby daddy drama, debt, bipolar, on and off your meds, STI’s.

You crazy

Why are you holding your mouth like that?

You crave attention?

You’d look so much better without those goofy nose rings.

Single mom

I feel like you know a lot about crystals and you are probably gonna ask me what time I was born.

Which Olson twin are you?

batshitcrazy stay away

Nose ring

Attractive but that thing hanging out of your nose needs to go

Nose jewelry is distracting from your face

First impression was: Wow, beautiful eyes. Good lookimg woman. My second impression was: what the hell is a 35 year old doing with that thing in her nose.

Lose the nose ring.

That you are a bit crazy and if I cheat on you I will make sure to hide the knives

My mail about to be late cause ppl posting on reddit during work hours

Eyes for days

First mail lady I see that’s actually cute.

Jesus, this sub has unhinged people in the comments

This sub exists simply to roast

WTF is this sub? Lightly Roasting?

Meth

That’s a wife

Deffos psycho look goin on

Honestly you just look like a mom who could pass around a blunt pretty well 🤷🏻‍♀️

First impression? You should consider switching to decaff after the 4th cup of coffee.

You have a metal booger in your nose.

You look friendly, happy, and like a nice person to me. I admit the nose jewelry is distracting for me.

Lose the hog ring. Instant turnoff. every.single.time.

Ultra leftist single mother with a Trans kid. How did I do?

Beautiful but get rid of the face nose piercings.

That septum ring has to go.

You look insane. You’re trying too hard to make your face slim. The duck lip look is so ridiculous. The septum ring is gross. You have crazy eyes. Also, have you ever seen the sun a day in your life???

the septum piercing makes me want to turn around and walk away

You’re too old for a septum piercing. Please take that ugly shit out of your nose.

Ditch the booger hoop.

Get rid of the cow ring……..

bull ring. hard pass

Crazy-eyed normie.

Adderall

First impression, Thoughts: you need a tissue for that booger

Very pretty but not a fan of the nose piercings. One stud in the nose would be cute

Im sorry, I just can’t stand those bull ring nose rings.

Remove the things in your nose, you would look better

Initial impression is that you validate behavior with zodiac signs and own “magic” rocks.

Starbucks and horoscopes all day

Nice but nose ring?

Dee Pretends to be the Mail Lady *cue it’s always sunny music*

Beautiful eyes . Don’t like nose ring.

My first impression of you was you needed to take out that hog ring and then go eat a cheeseburger that was just my opinion Remember, you did ask

You seem like you're into obscure, artsy indie movies

That you’re the hottest mail lady I’ve ever seen!

Must be crazy….🤪 You work at the post office. As a former employee there for 15 years and how they treat their staff, it’s crazy to stay there. I’m sorry! Also the nose ring does stand out. Not bad per se but distracts from a sweet look

Loose the nose ring. 😉

I feel like the nose ring is doing you a favor here, weeding out some truly fucked humans from interacting with you. I feel like every dude who is so angry about you rocking a septum piercing is just ridiculous. Go USPS.

I am put off by nose rings.

Nose ring crazy avoid

Look like you struggle with addiction.

Meth

That you’re pretty but need to lose the nose ring.

Be prepared for reddit to metaphorically rip that septum ring out. For whatever reason it's always the answer

Damn, duck face really just took an entire generation hostage and refuses to give them back

The nose stuff can go, but I wish you were my mail person.

She got problems

You are one of those new types of fishing lures, where the line ties to the ring in your nose.

Former narcotic addict

A single mom.

My first impression of you was you look like somebody photoshopped your head onto a postal workers body.

Too old for the nose ring. Remove it.

Crazy and attention seeker

Attention seeking.

I hope you read this. This sub is a cesspool that teenagers and incels usually find themselves in. If you, a 35 year old woman, is posting here, then that means your issues have near nothing to do with your appearance. Please get away from this place.

Brutally honest: Had a relationship with a lot of douche men Have at least 2 kids and 1 divorce Hard working mum who provides care to these kids Works so hard you don't eat as much as you should Still like a too look good and make an effort Fan of Rock music Likes nights out All in all, you look good for the age, healthy and that's all you can ask

You deliver

you look like travis barker if he was trans

Honestly, I’m just wondering the likelihood of you going postal

You look friendly. Probably nice to have a chat with. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Take the nose rings out

Sorry, but since you asked and I like to be honest, Cute but probably a bit White Trash with the nose ring and duck face. Probably a bunch of random tattoos

That it’s a very high probability that you use stimulants regularly.

If you didn’t have a USPS shirt on, I would guess you work at the coffee shop and are the quirky girl nobody messes with or else. I guess you’re probably still that, but USPS version.

Get rid of your decorative boogers. The only things that should be hanging from your face at 35 are those bags under your eyes. If anyone asks, tell them they’re Gucci.

Honestly without the nose rings, you’d be a solid 9. They just take away from your natural beauty. Of course, do what you want, that’s just my personal preference.

Ditch the nose ring.

Please stop making duck face in photos is my first impression.

As a person who is pretty neutral on nose rings, it’s wild to see so much hate towards them. I had no idea.

Very attractive woman with a decent job... heavily weighed down by facial piercings.

The eyes chico, the eyes never lie. Also, please don't seek people's online validation; it's unhealthy.

High on opiates

The nose ring.

Pretty eyes but not a fan of your nose piercings.

you are a single mother after hooking up with a guy named Sage at a music festival. you named your daughter Aurora after the city she was conceived in.

You’re probably fun to hang out with, but you’re going to have your weird moments.

A 3rd olsen twin raised by hippies 😉

Why does every woman have nose rings? Am I missing something? I don’t get it.

Lose the nose ring. At 35 it’s just weird.

Ah, she has the insecurity piercing

You look like you have a big booger hanging from your nose

That bull ring screams single mother 😅

You do drugs. All of them

Crazy

As fuck

lose the nose gear. lose the stress.

Immature. You're 35. Grow up and lose the awful face piercings.

You’re too old for a nose ring

A lot of losers commenting on this post lmao

Remove the septum piercing

You have a broken phone screen.

Take out the nose ring

She works for the post office. She got a good job and benefits....

Take that nose ring out, awful. I feel like a broken record but they have never looked good on anyone

Minus the nose ring you’re pretty. Your eyes are beautiful Crystal blue. You have a secure job. you live in a rural area which I am assuming because it’s not a regular mail truck.

Power Karen

average government employee

Nose ring is horrible

Would be much prettier without the nose ring

You look like you can be an Olsen sister.

You look like you’re 25! You go girl 😍

1st impression - nose ring ... pass.

Am I the only guy who likes septum piercings?

Definitely liberal

This comment section is unhinged. You are absolutely beautiful. The fact that people are calling you crazy or mental because of your nose ring needs to be checked themselves.

How many Olsen sisters are there again?

You’re really into astrology and a whole bunch of other woo woo bullshit.

That you are beautiful but the septum ring doesn't do you favors. It doesn't suit you.

You own a fidget spinner.. possibly two.

Bright eyes, tanned skin most likely psycho or sociopath

Ditch the bullrings.

Pretty but the nose ring gonna knock some points off

Crazy

You are a pretty woman, you need to get rid of the nose ring and style yourself with a little sophistication. You're a young looking 35, but you're not a teenager.

USPS has much more lax regulations, regarding facial piercings than I would’ve guessed.

Mental issues

I want to tie a rope to your nose hoop and lead you around the farm.

Geez what’s with all the hate for nose rings?

damn people are mean you look so cute and you’d probably be nice hippy lady. shoutout USPS

Ugly nose ring

The nose ring doesn’t add to your looks.

I get the impression that you lose a lot of packages.

That you're just another OF ho.

Why the nose ring. All I can think.

For the love of God, take that stupid shit out of your nose………just say’n

The ugly ass nose piercing.

You smoke cigs or vap and nobody should have a septum piercing especiallly someone who is 35

Get rid of the cowring 🐄

Hate the nose ring

You’re too old to have that many nose piercings

Online attention seeking is a turn off for a lot of people including me. Like posting photos of yourself online for the entire world to see. It signals personal characteristics that I want nothing to do with.

That you’d look better without shit hanging out of your nose.

That you have a hard time blowing your nose.

That the jeweled nose ring is not helping you.

Gorgeous minus the bull ring

Nose ring looks terrible, like you are still living in your college brain. You're attractive, as is, ditch that.

The nose ring makes you look like you have snot hanging out of your nose.

First I thought , too old for septum piercings, but then I see the uniform, kinda makes sense