As a Canadian I feel obligated to warn Americans about the Canadian Geese AKA The Cobra Chicken. They might look cute but their angry hissing monsters.
When I was a kid, maybe 5 years old, got too close to one and her chicks, she chased my ass across a field, hissing and flapping her wings. I learned that lesson quick and early. You give them bitches a wide berth.
Remember when stupid unimaginative socialist twerps destroyed the park instead of marching their crew downtown and occupying the 3 abandoned skyscrapers across from the staples center?
As a Canadian I feel obligated to warn Americans about the Canadian Geese AKA The Cobra Chicken. They might look cute but their angry hissing monsters.
We'll take your syrup surplus for our causalities
When I was a kid, maybe 5 years old, got too close to one and her chicks, she chased my ass across a field, hissing and flapping her wings. I learned that lesson quick and early. You give them bitches a wide berth.
Oh these guys scare me more than coyotes
There was a goose nest along my running route. Needless to say I found a new route.
Angry hissing monsters. Sounds like my cat.
As a Canadian you should know they are named Canada Geese not Canadian Geese.
Oh we know. We definitely know these things SUCK.
I assume this is found footage. My thoughts are with OPs family.
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If geese could release a gangsta rap album this would be the cover.
[Here you go!](https://imgur.com/a/k6sczOu)
You missed an opportunity to write “Hip-Honk Essentials”, and for that I will never forgive you.
Omg yes
Oomgf commissioning you for the next one 😹
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*honk*
They don’t honk they hiss
Ducks remain the superior water bird.
The last moments of OPs life right here
Straight outta Echo Park
>sup man. You got any bread?
Damn OP...you're brave. I never let those little bastards get close to me lol HONK
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There are too many there now no? Shit everywhere
Totally agree. I have no idea how you get rid of them though.
The most ruthless.
Really love the first pic, with proper editing it could be lowkey a GTA load screen
That goose has seen some shit.
Remember when every post about Echo Park Lake would devolve into an inane argument about the homeless?
Remember when stupid unimaginative socialist twerps destroyed the park instead of marching their crew downtown and occupying the 3 abandoned skyscrapers across from the staples center?
They are threatening you
You on the wrong side of town foo
Hope there's no problem with [Canada gooses](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3DuvTadLHI).
Its birthing season, so come back in a few weeks and you will see goslings everywhere
Look at the second picture :)
As someone who regularly runs here, I have an uneasy truce with these birds. They have their space, I have my lane, we keep it moving
Damn geese moving in and gentrifying the neighborhood
I want to like Echo Park Lake. But between those inhumane sweeps and goose shit, it’s really hard for me to enjoy it.
Looks AI?