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Maximillion666ian

As a Canadian I feel obligated to warn Americans about the Canadian Geese AKA The Cobra Chicken. They might look cute but their angry hissing monsters.


Vulcan93

We'll take your syrup surplus for our causalities


WilliamMcCarty

When I was a kid, maybe 5 years old, got too close to one and her chicks, she chased my ass across a field, hissing and flapping her wings. I learned that lesson quick and early. You give them bitches a wide berth.


EuphoricMoose8232

Oh these guys scare me more than coyotes


JaCrispy_Vulcano

There was a goose nest along my running route. Needless to say I found a new route.


Bikouchu

Angry hissing monsters. Sounds like my cat. 


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As a Canadian you should know they are named Canada Geese not Canadian Geese.


bromosabeach

Oh we know. We definitely know these things SUCK.


bum_stabber

I assume this is found footage. My thoughts are with OPs family.


BestMusicOnThePlanet

😹


Newstargirl

💕🇨🇦 https://www.reddit.com/r/alberta/s/4xNCVC26aZ


WilliamMcCarty

If geese could release a gangsta rap album this would be the cover.


nesto92

[Here you go!](https://imgur.com/a/k6sczOu)


phd2k1

You missed an opportunity to write “Hip-Honk Essentials”, and for that I will never forgive you.


cinnamoogoo

Omg yes


BestMusicOnThePlanet

Oomgf commissioning you for the next one 😹


vege_spears

🤣👍😄🎉🥳


MarcBulldog88

*honk*


EuphoricMoose8232

They don’t honk they hiss


stoned-autistic-dude

Ducks remain the superior water bird.


Mr_Johnnycat

The last moments of OPs life right here


ensgdt

Straight outta Echo Park


Beer-Me

>sup man. You got any bread?


Fears4Years

Damn OP...you're brave. I never let those little bastards get close to me lol HONK


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kelu213

There are too many there now no? Shit everywhere


loosetingles

Totally agree. I have no idea how you get rid of them though.


Artistic_Exam7676

The most ruthless.


HungryGhost2

Really love the first pic, with proper editing it could be lowkey a GTA load screen


OnceUponASlime

That goose has seen some shit.


shinjukuthief

Remember when every post about Echo Park Lake would devolve into an inane argument about the homeless?


PixelAstro

Remember when stupid unimaginative socialist twerps destroyed the park instead of marching their crew downtown and occupying the 3 abandoned skyscrapers across from the staples center?


elpezgrande

They are threatening you


bonyjabroni

You on the wrong side of town foo


unrepentant_fenian

Hope there's no problem with [Canada gooses](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3DuvTadLHI).


westondeboer

Its birthing season, so come back in a few weeks and you will see goslings everywhere


BestMusicOnThePlanet

Look at the second picture :)


MothershipConnection

As someone who regularly runs here, I have an uneasy truce with these birds. They have their space, I have my lane, we keep it moving


FudgeHyena

Damn geese moving in and gentrifying the neighborhood


APMan93

I want to like Echo Park Lake. But between those inhumane sweeps and goose shit, it’s really hard for me to enjoy it.


lookingforrental17

Looks AI?