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Yankeedoodleman

https://preview.redd.it/awjuvumdn8xc1.jpeg?width=920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=482c4216d964180faaf32ad641cebb784c9008b8


ChaliceSpeedrun

the Lego movie is peak kino


Eastern_Mist

I love the jokes. They are so smart and multifaceted, great movie.


Diamond_Helmet59

"Oh no! They were ready for that!"


bigfootdude247

“A house divided against itself… would be better than this”


JaketheFURRYBOIOwO

Best movie of 2014


Anon123012

wait what the fuck


DONTTAKETHEKIDSJENNY

Both Lego movies for the win


JuanchiB

>Both https://preview.redd.it/donh0j44cbxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2721f830785b50ebb85c06dd05138bda18aaa92d The 2nd one sucks.


BrickBoy819

Nah


TheLostRub389

I'd win


HolyCrusaderVaporeon

Yeah I agree 1st one was peak 2nd was bad


TheGrandWaffle69

Holy shit, it fits


Flyzart

Change a few things and you also got the Fallout TV show


BisBip

The lego movie doesnt have homeless gooners though


TheRealSU24

Edgerunner? She's gonna make me a Goonrunner 😍😍


novel_writer_AG

Do they keep you in a state of edging?


TheRealSU24

Born to goon, forced to edge. That's the society we live in ✊😔


novel_writer_AG

Edge


novel_writer_AG

Have you ever been on an edging streak?


TheRealSU24

37 hours was my longest streak Then my mom walked in


disturbeddragon631

r/2sentence2horror headass


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GD-Normal-Face

What do you mean by this


InternetStandard2240

https://preview.redd.it/6goq52le9dxc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=654ea5a74db37afaf333b395669a0e858462c3e9 Could you please repeat that


TheRealSU24

https://preview.redd.it/38i566rmoexc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e5d0ff67359b6783acc57b9b903ade7d4aa7790


CATEMan17

I've edged myself 30 times so far today.


novel_writer_AG

Edge


Funko_finder

Dementia


novel_writer_AG

I am performing my edging


Funko_finder

Dementia


Funko_finder

Dementia


Funko_finder

Dementia


Funko_finder

Dementia


novel_writer_AG

When you are not performing your edging, do they make you goon?


riskedrain

do they teach you how to talk, sigma to sigma?


TheRealSU24

I edge for a living, but I live to goon


novel_writer_AG

Edge


novel_writer_AG

Edge


novel_writer_AG

Edge


novel_writer_AG

Edge


HexeInExile

Posts like this one are always fun, because you can easily identify what kind of trauma the OP has In this case, violence in connection with the mom fetish implies either domestic abuse or neglect by their mother.


MomDoerOfficial

https://preview.redd.it/bfafmkbk09xc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7763a83ab00f8abc2b4ed378caa63cf07aa826d real


xFLA13x

I love misato I want her to come home in a drunken rage and beat my ribs in until I cry in pain and then she apologizes and cuddles me as I silently cry into her chest


MomDoerOfficial

https://preview.redd.it/7x5wgt8539xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85556429cbb9d5ea72985cd7505e6bff3ec56d91


Sufficient_Plant8689

Who tfs eyes are those anyway


pingu677

https://preview.redd.it/lp2p7o9a99xc1.jpeg?width=903&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=861417ee3cc0831bb66bbd595f92bfc91881d757 leviathan


General_Kenobi18752

https://preview.redd.it/29ebb8jej9xc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0820c6d4fcb9eec6919f5ee899521a9d3e25570e ~~Ngl I saw a version of this with Yang from RWBY and it make me want to cry myself to sleep~~


ilikenugss

Peak fan fiction.


warwicklord79

Real


Ok_Manufacturer_7723

whaaat the fuck is this place this is hilarious XD


Sufficient_Plant8689

Idc if you have a "dommy mommy gf" as long as you're happy and both are consenting, go off


MonkeyBoy32904

some people end up with those fetishes despite having a perfectly good mother


MomDoerOfficial

As a kid, I saw my aunt as my "mom" more than my actual mother.


Transitsystem

https://preview.redd.it/uvob23bfw8xc1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27cdefbffca28dafaf35dda5f1359dde47b3f404


the1andonlytom

Nahh not the walter white "you got me" pose 💀💀


AxitotlWithAttitude

I grew up with a loving mother and father who both cared for me extremely well and I still get off being called a good boy, sometimes this shit is just hard-coded dog


scninththemoom

https://preview.redd.it/voegemcc2axc1.jpeg?width=815&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c17bcad34ed33f11250e40b74d57cb5a50f1b1f9


Brightsoull

Common psychoanalysis L, let me tell you exactly why this dude is acting like that, he's a fucking loser.


rustracc

how do you know me???? who are you?????


TheHollowMusic

Correct


Space_Gemini_24

The true edgerunner.


Ezra4709

https://preview.redd.it/iw0ir9nfv8xc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc65e2c8e3c4020a05a291fc0794101e66b215c4


Zackyboi1231

I don't know stan smith, i think this guy just experienced neglect at a young age. Let's show him some love.


PanzerVorPanzerWhore

A certified actually go out and talk to girls moment, but I'm afraid with this he'd end up on some sort of registry 🤔


xFLA13x

based asuka pfp


PanzerVorPanzerWhore

Thanks bruh, based Shinji in 'Nam pfp


BigAssPineapples

https://i.redd.it/w50zmgz7s8xc1.gif


BastardSkelly8600

*sigh* i guess that's why it's called *edge*runners. bazinga.


disturbeddragon631

me if i was i a hacker in cyber in hackerman cp (cyberpunk) i was in cayberpunk 2077 hacker https://preview.redd.it/jvlmjlok4cxc1.jpeg?width=375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=016b26512c81dba3c69a4570e6cb9500b5168ff7


Half-a-Denari

What if instead of edgerunners it was called edgerunners


disturbeddragon631

edgegooners


dokterkokter69

I'm pretty sure she is physically incapable of spitting.


disturbeddragon631

probably lacks salivary glands entirely


MoistIndicator8008ie

Can she pee?


Whisp_Is_My_Waifu

https://preview.redd.it/wys0h3v5qexc1.jpeg?width=837&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29e703c44f086587bfdc61ddcc6d15a11338bab9


Tahmas836

EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER


Xenomorphian69420

yeah lmao


Big-Cap4487

https://preview.redd.it/dqkr5t9bb9xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29fb2529d8e013981d08be145ba10b623a2e6fbe


oww_I_stubed_my_toe

Everyone deals with trauma in their own way smh.


Super_Evil_Bad_Dude

https://preview.redd.it/gecjp3iiu8xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4adab5c18fee9cd6f069b47406d23e440d847c2 This is awful


xFLA13x

shinmji


SergeantNaxosis

https://i.redd.it/0nltwc0hz8xc1.gif


PornViewthrowaway

How do you know if someone is into femdom? Don't worry, they will tell you.


xFLA13x

LMAO


torivor100

Holy shit there's a lot to unpack here


AGoatThemedName

They replying to a lot of comments expanding on what they initially posted too. :(


SirDextrose

This is the male version of women who are into abusive men because they had an absent/neglectful father.


xFLA13x

My mother used to scream at me alot when she was drunk


SirDextrose

Many such cases, unfortunately.


KidZaniac1

https://preview.redd.it/1kf8pkz8r9xc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bcb3414ee925e9c4eb86ca9f8f86563782fe832


Nokimi_Ashikabi

Bro's post history is the real loser city lol. Man's makes figures in Minecraft and goes on dates with ddlc characters in his room alone.


xFLA13x

LOOK I CAN EXPLAIN


Nokimi_Ashikabi

Nah you're cooked gamer.


xFLA13x

WAITWAITWAITWAIT


xFLA13x

I AM BEGGING FOR MERCY DONT LET THE OPS KNOW ABOUT THIS


Nokimi_Ashikabi

This is why we have alt accounts lil bro


xFLA13x

PLEEEASSEEEE DUDDDEEE NOOOO


MoistIndicator8008ie

Official losercity citizen


xFLA13x

WAIT NONONONONO


Chief5927

https://preview.redd.it/tzc39d3xb9xc1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=1b5e1c08fe361518a1941855d9cb9ff13f60c432


General_Kenobi18752

https://preview.redd.it/385qhpaoj9xc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=928cbb7f7776e1481511f31b07cdcd37e8d1a091


Bobletoob

Ok I'm gonna ignore the dialogue and comment on the picture rq, how the hell does she have a cigarette? Did she spend 5 minutes trying to shove it through her mask? Does her mask have a cigarette port? I NEED ANSWERS


Aqsem

![gif](giphy|JPU3MfFJbKIS7Rlejn|downsized)


Bobletoob

Glub glub


Sinner11769

thats the rawest shit ive ever seen


MaxTheGamer32123

r/hardgifs


ALazyPineapple

https://i.redd.it/9879ko34iaxc1.gif


Kingnewgameplus

Why did the internet's default form of horny become physical and emotional pain?


KotovChaos

They forgot to censor her blue niparoos


Xenomorphian69420

never speak again


AyyIsForApple

i’m about to go cyberpsycho on her


ineffectivetransgirl

Least horny edgerunner fan


Lanplan77

Honestly real


TerrorofMechagoji

I mean… can you blame him?


SecureAngle7395

Why does no one want the inverse of that


OhHiGuizes

Because the inverse of this is the expectation from a healthy and normal relationship.


SecureAngle7395

No like male on female domination instead of female on male.


FemBoyMDS

I guarantee you, a lot of people want that more than female on male, the other guys are just more vocal about it


SecureAngle7395

That’s good


Intelligent-Heart-36

Do you like not go outside or something , cause that’s like the norm for non- terminally online losers?


SecureAngle7395

That makes me feel better about myself


SecureAngle7395

And no, I don’t often. I only get to leave the house a few times a week and I never get to see the people and friends I know in person cause I do school online from home.


OhHiGuizes

Oh that. It's called tradwives.


FocaSottile

What’s the character name though? (Never seen the series)


Random-Dice

Kiwi


PhysicalVegetable194

https://preview.redd.it/soklct96u9xc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b884cd640a3fd43dfceee6aff4ea6ef7f467407


General_Erda

Putting the Edge in Edgerunners


vashthestampede121

https://i.redd.it/qw0n3ffnhaxc1.gif


Negative-Yak2093

https://preview.redd.it/4p9uybex4lyc1.jpeg?width=1926&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81e15178d3a21b16f52f9c7f6b1b6b3c420119ba


PADDYPOOP

Least horny and pathetic anime obsessor


SlowP25

Do Makima simps finally have competition⁉️⁉️🗣️


Snow_and_Hawl

Coaxed into cropping


xFLA13x

https://preview.redd.it/npb1oeqxv9xc1.jpeg?width=503&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00d761dcd97aa9c9b2775cf55972d3b312735282


MRDotted

I dont think she can spit


winter-ocean

Is she even able to spit in someone's mouth? She doesn't have one of her own.


jack_sight

https://preview.redd.it/cvael0n14axc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e21e7cae51835916f594e6f1b00a53e7cf79832 We can't fight gooners, like we can't fight gravity


Drhorrible-26

Cyber goon, edge cummers


_oranjuice

Runedgers


Squirrelpicture

Losercity cp edger


Poopityscoop690

This puts the edge in edgerunner


nbjax

Blue nipples... Nice


MorninMisfit

https://preview.redd.it/pvfz0zbjvaxc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5661ca9840315a133127aa307adecf9df3f8c991


Sleepless_Null

Isn’t that her nipple why not NSFW?? She’s got blue nipples lol


xFLA13x

Why you lookin there lil bro


Jonasan__

She was a bitch but increibly hod


FFelixx

How she gonna spit in your mouth if this is what her mouth looks like https://preview.redd.it/6n9ewy8tabxc1.jpeg?width=1263&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cf46456f00d997637aeebf64272195588f674f2


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

She has those android linings. Loser city mechabare fetish suspicion


Xirio_

Yeah but no one remembers her name


Zyrius_Zitraius

I mean, same but still sheesh.


Altruistic_Tea_9963

Yeah sure she's hot or whatever but she's also a no good backstabbing cowardly ass bitch so there's that too. Although that might add to the appeal for some people


EpicThermite161

Cyber punk cum runner


GreatElection674

![gif](giphy|lrVfmPJ96cSJJ39bTh)


-Dreyfus

When you grow up you understand this guy more


Blue_Birds1

Honestly I get it. It’s that bipolar energy


Elixershortage

Who the fuck even is that


paweld2003

Ok, one question. How tf is she supposed to spit in his mouth?


haikusbot

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Responsible_Sense_95

This is a opinion.


VerifiedBamboozler

https://preview.redd.it/zm5gs2mojcxc1.jpeg?width=428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76915165d1da64d443c642852243120f820dd313


rrrrice64

I like that she has a cigarette sticking out of her mask.


leastscarypancake

Goonrunners


Fish_Bloke

Honestly I agree


Sorry_Account9933

I just wanna look like her wtf yall doing


mal-di-testicle

So OP thinks she can love them and spit in their eye?


Not-a-Baconat0r

Same but like what


Mewingbroom7

Ooh mommy https://preview.redd.it/hsglyaihqfxc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59fe6a4842d5ba6e7ba1f1ce59b250bc6466624f


Mewingbroom7

I hate this.


lego_toad

Nah. I think this one belongs in “winnercity” tbh


GhostDragon362

i looked at the post before seeing this one: apparently op genuinely has problems lmao


Raptorex12

Really puts the ‘Edge’ in ‘Edgerunner’


UltraStamp

i want her to cover my mouth, muffling my screams as she slides a metal rod down my urethra


xFLA13x

Losercomment


captaincrunchcracker

Just remember bros, if someone calls you cringe for liking this, their opinion is invalid if they have an anime PFP. Unless it's JoJo's or Baki or Parasyte.


pudimninjac2

“Having an anime pfp makes your opinion invalid, unless Its the ones I like”


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[удалено]


xFLA13x

Never cook again.