If OP said it was a heart, everyone would be in the comments saying it was a cock and balls. I choose to believe this was a masterful gambit by OP to get everyone to actually agree that it’s a heart, which was their original intent.
Change the pickguard and head color to a pinkish skin tone.
Add some colored filler to the grain in the body, sp it looks a tad hairy. Just enough to make people wonder what is the guitar design, and you can tell them that it's a hard for a soft gaslight
Edit: a heart** not a hard, haha freudian slip here
I realize you put a lot of work into this, and it’s good. I only offer constructive criticism so you can make the best penis guitar that you’re capable of.
It needs more veins.
I don’t mean to give offense, and I apologize if it’s taken. Keep rocking!
I’m sorry. I’m not a luthier. Maybe my criticism is unrealistic. I don’t know how you’d pull it off without power tools, but maybe you could carve them in with a sharp chisel.
In lieu of veins, maybe get a curly wig and glue it to the guitar body? Just an idea. Follow your creative instincts!
I have no suggestions on the headstock, but that upper strap button above the neck is not going to work. The strap will come right off. The strap needs to pull more perpendicular to the axis of the button. Even with a Dunlop straplok, it should be more perpendicular -- they are really not designed to take a lot of axial load.
You should put a strap button behind the neck heel. If it's a bolt-on, you could probably replace one of the neck screws with a longer one and add a strap button to it. Just be careful about measuring for the right screw length.
Flying V headstock, duh. Honestly, all guitars worn a little low are cocklike. A heart with a neck is a dick in my book
It's not like when you are playing it anyone is thinking "oh look at that cute little heart guitar" 😂
Nice heart shaped guitar
Doesn’t look like balls. Just looks like a heart tbh. Sorry OP
If OP said it was a heart, everyone would be in the comments saying it was a cock and balls. I choose to believe this was a masterful gambit by OP to get everyone to actually agree that it’s a heart, which was their original intent.
>Doesn’t look like balls. Just looks like a heart tbh. Sorry OP Reverse that I think
OP sorry. TBH heart a like looks just. Balls like look doesn't Better?
Yup, That's what I thought you meant to write. damn auto-corral
Very romantic. 😘
It would be cool if this was a 3×3 headstock allowing you to shape it into the head. Creating the first true "head" stock.
Lol I'm thinking I might just shave down the pointy spots and paint it pink
That could work 🤣 if you something like that you need to post it we will want to see.
Lol thanks I was kinda expecting everyone be a dick (pun intended)
Hard Criticism. Pointed Commentary...
It’ll just be a little crooked. I can relate.
But, the ladies like the ridges methinks… Query: does this require batteries?
You’ll look a knob playing that 😂😂
I am bringing a new meaning to "rock out with your cock out" lol
Toan is in the balls, literally
That's deep
Thats nuts
Literally
WANGCASTER
[WANGCASTER](https://images.app.goo.gl/a9DbogPW2JfTw51g9)
Yup. It's been done.
I was waiting for that. The wangcaster has been around for 25 years.
3x3 with a round top. Put a little dimple in the very tip.
Put a mushroom tip on the end and call it a cockstock
Trojan logo.
I do, but then it would be NSFW! 😂
Change the pickguard and head color to a pinkish skin tone. Add some colored filler to the grain in the body, sp it looks a tad hairy. Just enough to make people wonder what is the guitar design, and you can tell them that it's a hard for a soft gaslight Edit: a heart** not a hard, haha freudian slip here
Well too bad now, you never being anything but a “wanker” when you play it!
You could put an extra strap post on the right side for a second nipple and make boobs.
I thought it was a heart or a Woman's ass.
I realize you put a lot of work into this, and it’s good. I only offer constructive criticism so you can make the best penis guitar that you’re capable of. It needs more veins. I don’t mean to give offense, and I apologize if it’s taken. Keep rocking!
Is there a way I could add veins easily? I don't have any power tools so I'm not sure if I can
I’m sorry. I’m not a luthier. Maybe my criticism is unrealistic. I don’t know how you’d pull it off without power tools, but maybe you could carve them in with a sharp chisel. In lieu of veins, maybe get a curly wig and glue it to the guitar body? Just an idea. Follow your creative instincts!
You could try painting them on
Hilarious!
https://preview.redd.it/2tod5mn5itoc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=304fc4ace729a985df787b0b36a1fadefc28eb32
This guitar is from a mexican rock legend Alex Lora, I hope give some ideas, even have a sistem to cum
I have no suggestions on the headstock, but that upper strap button above the neck is not going to work. The strap will come right off. The strap needs to pull more perpendicular to the axis of the button. Even with a Dunlop straplok, it should be more perpendicular -- they are really not designed to take a lot of axial load. You should put a strap button behind the neck heel. If it's a bolt-on, you could probably replace one of the neck screws with a longer one and add a strap button to it. Just be careful about measuring for the right screw length.
I have a locking strap so it doesn't pop off but Im gonna do that some time thanks
At the time of reading I find it ironic that there are 69 posts on this. Lolll. Guess I just made it 70 😪
Yeah 🤘, in every penis there is a heart...
Put a condom on the top
Bilt Headstock
I say you stay with the theme and put a smaller but the same shape at the headstock, maybe round off the top so it's not pointy.
Have you actually seen one before?
are you a eunoch?
Looks like balls to me, OP. Ignore the pure hearted haters.
Bro totally wanted to make a heart and then realized.
A big head cbs strat
Looks equally like butt cheeks or breasteses.
It kinda looks like a Vox guitar. You could cash in on the Joy Division crowd. https://duckduckgo.com/?q=vox+guitars&t=fpas&ia=web Gimme first dibs!
More Bell end...
Shag carpet armrest on the balls.
Clearly a mushroom tip
If it’s a penis guitar then I think it should be easy to figure out what the headstock should be.
I got plenty of ideas but I bet your girlfriend has some ideas for that headstock...
I think the headstock design is pretty self evident now isn’t it 😂
You make the headstock the bellend. You have to. There is no other option.
A pair of of lips? So your head can give head to the knob guitar?
- add purple pickguard - start Prince cover band - $$$
Make it shaped like a penis looool
Vulva
Where’s the penis?
Whatever it is, is ugly as balls!
Obviously a mushroom head-stock
Balls should be hanging when it is horizontal. This just looks like a heart-shaped body.
The shaft is way too long.
Very cool axe. If I had made it, the neck would have curved a bit to the right….
Yeah make the top of a weener and do it with a string guide or how you call.it so you can get a rounder headstock
Firewood
Add veins bro
Reminds me of heart shaped mandolins I’ve seen
I’m so very glad the Jack doesn’t insert down below the bridge between the cheeks in that body, uh, er, cavity…
A dickhead... like, really? Had to ask?
Shape it like a combat helmet... 😎
Bro, you know what shape that headstock needs to be.
I'm not sure how I could make it like a dick tip tho
You could start with the shape they make the Gibson Flying V Headstock lol
I did look into buying a different neck but I don't really want to spend the money on it
Snip the tip off and glue on a new headstock. You're already balls deep.
Snipping the tip doesn’t actually make it look bigger. It’s just a myth.
Just make it , um…. A squirt?
Hand route a nice bell shaped one I think and milk white turning pegs
I think im gonna put some white pipe cleaner on the tip
I salute you sir
Flying V headstock, duh. Honestly, all guitars worn a little low are cocklike. A heart with a neck is a dick in my book It's not like when you are playing it anyone is thinking "oh look at that cute little heart guitar" 😂
I was thinking about the flying V headstock but I don't want to spend any more money on it. Is there a way I could saw-sand it to make it dick tippy
So you’ve never actually seen dick ‘n balls, eh? Because that’s a heart.
Sorry to disappoint but that looks just like a heart