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Sharp_quiet706

Jail jane se ek saal aur bach jaoge


ToxicBF-bot

acc to my aadhar card mai abhi 16 ka hu๐Ÿ˜ˆ


Sharp_quiet706

2 saal aur moj kr lo ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


ToxicBF-bot

Agar mai abhi kuch henious crime krdu to kya court me mujhe as an adult try kiya jayega?


Sharp_quiet706

Sayd nhi


ToxicBF-bot

to fir theek hai๐Ÿ˜ˆ


homosapien11_

2006. Bus me ticket bolte time 3-4 saal kamm bolte the papa. Lmao


ToxicBF-bot

Same lol


devansht28

I thought I was the only one


ToxicBF-bot

tumhari kya hai


devansht28

2003 Aadhar-2004


ToxicBF-bot

Arey dadaji๐Ÿ‘ด


devansht28

Bsdk๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ


ishimieze

mera birth certificate pe tha ek saal kam fir har jagah wahi chalta tha but then kaafi mushkil hui but papa ne change kara diya aap bhi better hai kara lo baad mein complications aayengi..... btw agar aadhar card aur birth certificate mein alag hai birth year toh kabhi problem nhin aayi?


ToxicBF-bot

Jab mera birth certificate bana tha papa ne tabhi 2008 likhwa di thi


ishimieze

then aapko change kara lena chahiye mera bhi same case tha isse ek hi faayda ho skta hai agar govt sector mein gye toh ek saal late retirement hogi aur toh koi faayda nhin dikh rha


ToxicBF-bot

Haan. maine maa ko boli ye baat to wo boli ki tere papa ne jo karaya hoga wo soch samajh ke hi karaya hoga. Maine aaj bhi is baare me baat kri thi unse to bol rhi thi ki manle agar tera 2-3 drop leke bhi NEET clear nhi hua to teri dob ek saal piche likhi honi ki wajah se tujhe benefit milega. Maine bola ki aisa kuch nhi hai to fir whi bolne lagi ki tere papa samajhdar haim tujhse bade hai jo kara hai wo tere bhale ke liye hi kara hai


ishimieze

oh haan neet mein agar aapke aur kisi aur bachhe ke same marks honge toh subject mein marks dekhne ke baad uski rank kam hoti hai jiski age zyada aapko nuskaan hona iska fir baaki apke parents ne toh ultimate move pull kar di lol ab bade hoke khud hi change kara lena


One-Acanthaceae6330

Bhai tune neet to nhi diya na iss year?..u r not eligible ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ


ToxicBF-bot

hm. abhi to mai 12th me hi hu


One-Acanthaceae6330

Bachhe pdhai kijiye


ToxicBF-bot

jaroor


chintit

Dropper here, mera bhi real 2007 tha school me 2008 karwa diya tha but phir change karwa diya registration ke time pe real dob pe kyuki kuch log keh rhe the boards dene nahi milega. Ab aadhar pe bhi real hai


ToxicBF-bot

Birth certificate me kya hai


chintit

2007, real wala dob hi hai. 2008 jab school me likhwaya tha tab na birth certificate tha na aadhar card


ToxicBF-bot

oh acha


Droctopus_exe

17 saal ka bkla


Amie_28

Kya hota h ye krvane se? Kyu karvate ho ye sab?


ToxicBF-bot

Papa ke according Govt job me benefit milta hai. 1 year late se retire hote hai


Amie_28

Ek saal aur kam karna padega usme kya benefit h?


ToxicBF-bot

Ek aur saal salary bhi to milegi๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘


Amie_28

Retire ho jayega to ghr baithe pension milega na, Varna ek saal aur office jao


ToxicBF-bot

Bhai ab kisiko nhi chahiye pension. Pehle boht pension milti thi. Pr jabse New Pension Scheme chalu hui hai tabse mushkil se 1-2K per month milte hai. Mere to dono parents govt job me hai. Sabhi try kr rhe hai ki wapis se Old Pension scheme lagu jo jaye


Amie_28

Hein esa bhi kuch hua h? Pta nhi bhai mere ek relative ko to ig 1lac/month milti h aur vo koi high ranking job tak p nhi tab, jo log achhi post p honge unhe to aur bhi zyada milti hogi


ToxicBF-bot

Jinki 2010(shayad se) ke baad joining hui hai, unke upar NPS lag rhi hai. Purane walo ki to boht pension thi. Mere dadaji Govt school ke principal the, unki to boht jyada aati thi pension


[deleted]

Essay likhna aata hai?


ToxicBF-bot

Haan. writing section strong hai mera


imsofuckedloll

porsche h?


ToxicBF-bot

Audi hai


imsofuckedloll

https://preview.redd.it/1inok4gwxc8d1.png?width=375&format=png&auto=webp&s=80d9bdd06d456a5bcea3b649c2a12b49371fd5ea


ToxicBF-bot

Porsche se to boht sasti hai


imsofuckedloll

https://i.redd.it/pk08y81dyc8d1.gif piliz fund my ejucation


ToxicBF-bot

sorry but maine ejucation ko ejaculation padha๐Ÿ˜ญ


imsofuckedloll

https://preview.redd.it/boix6urryc8d1.png?width=1289&format=png&auto=webp&s=3bef9ead17f63478780d3b6ec62c9ff45345de53


ToxicBF-bot

ye tu har comment ke liye especially banati hai na?


Agreeable-Spend5899

Garib log Germany jate h H na?


imsofuckedloll

raat ko no personal attack


Restrkt

bhai aadhar banwane diya thha abhi tak nhi aaya 20 din hogye


ToxicBF-bot

Sarkari kaam der se hi hote hai


mortal_moneran

Koi na 21 din mein aadat chhut jaayegi aadhar card ki ๐Ÿ˜†


Restrkt

padh bsdk ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฆ…


mortal_moneran

Ja raha padhne bhai 10 min mein ๐Ÿ˜ž


DogAnnual8700

wait how on earth do u guys do this like how do u change dob in aadhar like how. its just what did u guys do with your birth certificate. fake that to also ??? damn will say its dangerous for the person who did it , you and your father if the faking is exposed man u guys can be jailed for upto 3 years and fined also jezz exept u just have to write 30k words essay on faking dob


ToxicBF-bot

Arey koi proof hi nhi hai ki mera real birth year 2007 hai. Jo hospital se certificate mila tha usme bhi papa ne change krwa di thi aur birth certificate me bhi. Mere papa ki khud 1 saal badhi hui hai. Agar kuch hota bhi hai to punishment unhe milegi kyuki meri marzi se thodi change hui hai dob. Mai to us time pe bas paida hua tha


DogAnnual8700

ohhhh father is a good and intelligent guy erased all proofs on the way to change the DOB so dont worry u wont get in trouble or your father but bruh dont go and brag about this to anyone if they report you u can get in trouble because it your responsibility after u turn 18 to correct your issue in the dob etc keep it a life long secret or go and voluntarily change it after u turn 18 or after u get independent saying it was a mistake so father wont get in trouble


ToxicBF-bot

hm yaha pe sab anonymous hai to puch lia vrna irl to kisi ko nhi bataya maine


DogAnnual8700

yeah but just be careful the secret can come out by mistake a slip of tongue can change your whole life for the worst


ToxicBF-bot

understood, will be careful.


AshokkumarakK47

2004 aadhar - 2002