It’s like those bonus levels in Street Fighter 2, where you have to beat up the car, but instead of a car, it’s a variety of law enforcement and pregnant women.
Him using the words virtue and humility to describe himself are perfect. It's not coincidence that the ppl who do this in BJJ also tend to be the biggest shitheads. They're coping with their douchebag minds so hard they go over the top trying to convince everyone else how good a person they actually are
It'll be like GTA except the only point of it will be to see how long you can go beating up strippers and hookers and family members, committing moving violations, scoring and snorting drugs, drunk firing off guns with hobos, hiding from cops and fighting them, and racking up community service hours before you get dropped by your image rehab PR firm.
As someone who collaborates with Web3 and crypto/NFT companies on brand deals, it's insane how much money they have to throw around based purely off hypotheticals and hype. Fully expect this to be a basic mobile game that is nothing special, but Jon is going to get PAID in spite of that.
Yeah, I work in the print design space and every art studio I work with got flooded with NFT money. It's starting to dry up a bit, but it was obnoxious, stalling other projects because they'd pay for priority. They all hated it too (besides the money), just completely soulless work churning out animal pictures with dumb hats and whatever.
Yup it's honestly crazy. I'm in the content creation space, and it has come back huge the past few months. I honestly thought the space was drying up, so it's been strange.
Also it's a weird feeling receiving massive payments in crypto, usually using tokens I have never even heard of, yet is able to convert to USD and into my bank account. The whole thing feels sleezy lmao
Yeah, sleezy is the best way to put it. Lots of colleagues running studios had to start pandering towards it because the money's too good and it just undercuts any feeling of integrity.
They're laugh / crying their way to the bank though. Heh
It's gonna be Shaq-fu, but with Jones' replacing the Shaq sprites.
Bones-fu
All of the enemies are Jon's demons, and his wife. And urine testers. The final enemy is god. And then you beat god and the real final enemy is Ngannou. Then you beat Ngannou and you fight Jon's real final enemy—himself.
> Vice and Virtue by @raini.studios > Raini Studios: Raini - A Blockchain Gaming Studio & NFT Platform lol
Yeah so not a video game.
Well to his credit, rug pull wasn't yet on his rap sheet, gotta add that title to the résumé !
Jones with the rug pull, round 1
It’s probably one of those “pay us money for in game NFTs that will be worth millions!” grifts
Oh Jesus Christ
rip
Domestic Abuse Simulator is here boys
I'm excited for the 1 vs 20 cops mutual combat challenge level
It’s like those bonus levels in Street Fighter 2, where you have to beat up the car, but instead of a car, it’s a variety of law enforcement and pregnant women.
I mean Jon doesn't discriminate, dude head butted a police cruiser during his emotional breakdown after his domestic assault
Bonus stage is to intimidate and threaten anti-doping agents and then get them to high five you on camera when they leave.
I prefer the idea of a drunk driving simulator where each level gets progressively more difficult to dodge pregnant women.
Quick, the cops are coming! Hide the weed and ditch the pregnant woman!
and the DLC where you try to get away in a car and try to rack up hit-and-run high score
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
I can barely contain my enthusiasm for the highspeed 3rd trimester seek and destroy minigame!
I'd play it if i can properly role play as him in the streets of Albuquerque lol otherwise wtf are we doin here
Bones Jones: Under the Octagon
Probably some dogshit mobile game
Nice money laundering tactic.
Goat Simulator starring Jon Jones, you just wreck things for your own amusement.
Was expecting a GTa knockoff
He would be a great unlockable character in GTA 6.
The ballad of gay Boney
sexual chocolate
It was so great that he already took down the post
Him using the words virtue and humility to describe himself are perfect. It's not coincidence that the ppl who do this in BJJ also tend to be the biggest shitheads. They're coping with their douchebag minds so hard they go over the top trying to convince everyone else how good a person they actually are
Gods Tests
drunk driving into pregnant women simulator
It’s just a house full of demons that he has to escape. All the fun tid bits happen along the way
The jokes literally just write themselves here huh
Can I drive a car in the game?
The boss level is hiding under the ring from USADA for 8 hrs
It'll be like GTA except the only point of it will be to see how long you can go beating up strippers and hookers and family members, committing moving violations, scoring and snorting drugs, drunk firing off guns with hobos, hiding from cops and fighting them, and racking up community service hours before you get dropped by your image rehab PR firm.
I hope it's open world so I can ger shit faced drunk, drive to downtown and pick up some homosexuals, sorry I meant help the homeless
Wife Beater Elite
Rouge warrior 2
As someone who collaborates with Web3 and crypto/NFT companies on brand deals, it's insane how much money they have to throw around based purely off hypotheticals and hype. Fully expect this to be a basic mobile game that is nothing special, but Jon is going to get PAID in spite of that.
Yeah, I work in the print design space and every art studio I work with got flooded with NFT money. It's starting to dry up a bit, but it was obnoxious, stalling other projects because they'd pay for priority. They all hated it too (besides the money), just completely soulless work churning out animal pictures with dumb hats and whatever.
Yup it's honestly crazy. I'm in the content creation space, and it has come back huge the past few months. I honestly thought the space was drying up, so it's been strange. Also it's a weird feeling receiving massive payments in crypto, usually using tokens I have never even heard of, yet is able to convert to USD and into my bank account. The whole thing feels sleezy lmao
Yeah, sleezy is the best way to put it. Lots of colleagues running studios had to start pandering towards it because the money's too good and it just undercuts any feeling of integrity. They're laugh / crying their way to the bank though. Heh
Jon had to check off crypto/NFT scam off his scumbag to do list.
Literally nobody cares
Please be a basketball game
It's gonna be Shaq-fu, but with Jones' replacing the Shaq sprites. Bones-fu All of the enemies are Jon's demons, and his wife. And urine testers. The final enemy is god. And then you beat god and the real final enemy is Ngannou. Then you beat Ngannou and you fight Jon's real final enemy—himself.
Is it a race to escape the closet?