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Asukah

LMAO that’s some wwe shit 😂 I bet he was waiting his entire life to do that


supertangerine

dude he calls himself President Awesome


IDONKNOW

And calls himself Dana Brown 😂


EatBooty420

is this real? just reading this comment made me bust out laughing lol


IDONKNOW

Hahah yeah it’s on his instagram


supertangerine

he’s planning a trip to Cain Valesquez’s tattoo artist


Only_Talks_About_BJJ

Isn't he fuckin awesome?


supertangerine

he’s got my vote! just in time for the elections


xshogunx13

Better than the options we have


supertangerine

so a third party CAN win


WarrenPuff_It

And Dana Brown.


helzinki

Karate Combat is full on WWE shit. Even more than UFC.


AidilAfham42

Damn I should start watching this shit


MyMilks1Percent

It’s a lot of fun. You can stream some of their full cards on YouTube


supertangerine

ya it is pretty entertaining. the rules seem to really emphasize action and try to minimize stalling. I just stumbled upon it in my youtube feed. it’s hard to find a complete fight event google calendar that is up to date now…


Mike_Tyson_Lisp

Just beware the commentary is absolutely dogshit.


Chester_A_Arthritis

Robin Black is unwatchable


creditors-bargain

You can tell he was bc it was entirely unnecessary lol


buzznights

OP how could you leave out that Sam Alvey was involved? 😄


supertangerine

any ruin the surprise that he was also wearing a cowboy hat and short shorts?


4uzzyDunlop

Bless you and the joy you bring the world


Terrible-Avocado1997

i thought that was craig jones at first


pedrao157

Lmao same


mrtn17

I enjoyed that outfit, pretty cool


stinky___monkey

With a “Balls and Brains” tank top


PictureLatter1098

Couldn't make out the "and." I assumed it was Balls for Brains.


st1lldifficult

oh shit I had to rewatch, first time I thought that was just someone's dad


AidilAfham42

Well rewatching it wouldn’t change that perception


supertangerine

I read prescription but we’re both right


supertangerine

“just someone’s dad” LOL


sadboifatswag

That’s like, 12 peoples dad.


boringneondreams

I bet Dana White could attack an out numbered man from behind lol


PetuniaWhale

He’d oil up first


Legato991

Or his wife.


Cereal_Hermit

You mean effectively neutralize without causing any pain or injury to an out of control attacker at his promotion? Sure he could. But he wouldn't. That's the difference.


boringneondreams

That's not how you do things as a president. That's called security and he may find himself in a lawsuit. Clearly you're not a thinker.


joebidenscaddie

That was completely unnecessary 😂. Dude just wanted to show off.


supertangerine

it was super necessary


12ealdeal

Let him cook.


appletinicyclone

Real masculinity is thanos-ing cornermen when they go rogue


supertangerine

I’m terrified of President Awesome whispering “I am inevitable” before he RNC’s me.


workinkindofhard

Lmao is that a DeLorean ad?


supertangerine

ya they’re a sponsor!


time_for_milk

While this is pretty funny, there was no reason to continue the choke after the coach was surrounded by like 10 security guys. What the hell lol


Dtoodlez

Sometimes there’s a little voice in your head that goes… what if?


supertangerine

I think the rich and famous have a loud what if voice that drives their every action haha


Dtoodlez

lol so true


Cereal_Hermit

Well, it prevented any more aggression and possible injuries between the cornerman and the people that were restraining him. And I bet it lowered the emotional tenor in the cornerman having just woken up from a nap instead of coming off the crest of a huge adrenaline burst.


ShoelessVonErich

He just ran in and choked his contracted fighter unconscious while he was being detained wtf 😂 cant wait for the follow up.


supertangerine

actually it was the loser’s cornerman who got choked out. he was yelling after the fight, he rushed the ring (?), then everyone including a scantily clad Sam Alvey rushed


Only_Talks_About_BJJ

Scantily clad Sam Alvey is the best kind of Sam Alvey 


supertangerine

it’s no wonder he smiles so much, showing off that bod


Hungry_Joke_4437

I want Sam Alvey to be Franky in Netflix’s one piece


supertangerine

YES (also, a year ago I wouldn’t have understood that reference)


K-mosake

Lol yeah luckily combat sports is a shitshow In regards to handing out punishments so we will see if anything comes of it. Sometimes these things happen in ~~MMA~~ Karate Combat


e-rage

Don’t worry they’re just building up to the cornerman vs the president. Booking 101, brother.


donchabot

“Get Alvey out of there!” I need a new flair.


supertangerine

“he’s our only star!”


Ura_Muppet

How you gonna get choked out at a Karate fight?


flyingturkeycouchie

This is why they call BJJ Mexican Ground Karate.


smandgm905

Lol Mexican ground karate


Toad32

Its called that because of Craig Jones and his ability to make good catch phrases and T-shirts. 


flyingturkeycouchie

Did he really start that? Who did the "everything below the eyes is neck" ?


supertangerine

listened to his interview on Rogan and yup he’s a real goofball, just likes to joke around a lot


xshoryureppax

This was probably staged. The president of Karate Combat is the owner of the Goat Shed Academy. He’s known for doing anything he can with hopes of going viral.


IDONKNOW

He’s also said on a podcast that he doesn’t understand why everything that happens at Karate Combat goes viral. Was just the way he said it and a comment like that makes me think it’s staged.


supertangerine

honestly I wouldn’t care if it was staged, I applaud the effort and WWE-style drama


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Negative-Stretch6491

I mean yeah we all want the ufc to stay professional while the others get to fuck around


Legitimate_Reward913

It's Karate Combat, please do not compare the two


echopurp

Goat Shed is the weirdest instagram account.


hypercosm_dot_net

That's the MMA gym in Miami that have a bunch of roided out athletes going way too hard on each other?


echopurp

Yeah. Insane Miami vibes.


Legato991

You cant just stage battery at a state athletic commissioned event. This isnt pro wrestling, there are real consequences for this kind of thing.


xshoryureppax

It’s the Florida AC and it’s the Goat Shed Academy. That’s all that needs to be said about the potential of it being staged.


hry84

If staged, hilarious. If not, how embarrassing. You're running the company, and choking people out. WTF? Where is security?


No_Function_3631

Dude just snuck in during a scrum and sinched one in during a stalemate. Very weird thing to do tbh.


supertangerine

and upon repeated viewing, there was really only one security guard actually restraining the cornerman and then President Awesome sneaks in. so I don’t know if it’s a case of security guards afraid of doing their jobs or the situation being too confusing and chaotic. but that all adds up to the weirdness.


No_Function_3631

No. It looks like the security guard and Sam Alvey had him stopped, and then the white suit comes in from behind and starts to choke him. When things were settling down he’s still squeezing for dear life. Again, there’s nothing, “awesome” about that. It’s just very weird. Attention-seeking almost


Lopsided_Actuary9357

Dana fucking Brown let's gooooooo


Helladg

Pretty sure that guy who got choked out is pro mma fighter donevin manuel https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/339292-donevin-manuel


UnblurredLines

1 Loss by RNC, story checks out.


Fookin_Fred

How is that not assault... Brotha?


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creditors-bargain

Begging you to read the Model Penal Code


Emotional-Ad-1159

I like it. Seems like the president ran in to defend one of his contracted fighters who just competed, choked out the aggressor, and saved his fighter from an out of control roid head. Could you imagine if Dana jumped in the octagon, post Mcgregor vs Khabib, and started dance boxing the heads off the goons who attacked Mcgregor, before they could even get to Mcgregor? I'd fight for this promotion, because this just proved that the man running the promotion would fight for you, too. Beautiful work and story telling


Potential_Status_728

Buddy the dude was already restrained, there were like 20 ppl surrounding him, choking him was totally unnecessary, dude was just showing off…


Emotional-Ad-1159

That guy was seeing red. If it wasn't for the president's quickjump into action and Sam's cowboy hat, all of those security guards would have probably been dead, and it'd have been a real-time Karate Massacre. 10 Lions, 5 Gorilla's, 100 Tito's, I'd take the man who sees red VS all of those any day of the week. This guy's a hero, and I hope we get a TMZ or big-time interview from him.


Legitimate_Reward913

That's crazy, there's no way one man could defeat 115 animals!!


EatBooty420

Super necessary


myownzen

The goons? Wasnt it Islam and another fighter from their camp


Emotional-Ad-1159

It wasn't Islam, Conor would have gotten single legged if so. But yes I believe it was two fighters from Khabibs camp and it could have been Stephen Thompson that did it, at the end of the day, that's goon shit and not acceptable in a professional setting, regardless of circumstances lol


preptimebatman

Khabib and his crew did not get nearly enough flak for that shit. That’s uncivilized as hell and has no place in the sport. Always hilarious when he takes the moral high ground despite acting like a bunch of goons. Edit : a word


Jordy808

I think you got the term slack confused my dude!


preptimebatman

Meant to say flak *. Arigato goizamas.


myownzen

Lol it sure wasnt Islam you are right. It was Abubakar and Zubaira. One a cousin and teammate and Zub was just a team mate


MagazineSad8414

Abubaker was trying to jump to the Dillion Dannis side of the octagon, but Conor clipped him from the side while on his way, that's why Abubaker and Zubira jumped Conor. Still not an excuse, but that's what happened.


xshogunx13

Abubakar is the one they're always roasting for playing video games right?


supertangerine

guy saw his chance to play UFC 2 irl


UnblurredLines

Zubaira Tukhugov and one other dude I can't remember the name of.


Terrible-Avocado1997

imagine dana choking out javier mendez


mma5820

Either it was planned or the owner has ungodly strength. Something seems off with this…..👀


isrly_eder

asim is a former pro fighter


Overnoww

Yikes. I love Wild West John Stockton look for Sam Alvey but I have to wonder if "President Awesome" is going to be getting a visit from a process server soon. There were plenty of people reacting to the dude, including officials, they were actively trying to corral/restrain him to the point where the dude's neck was wide open. On top of that I didn't see the dude actually lay hands on anyone, he broke away from that ref and he clearly wanted to get at the opposing fighter but it looked like they had him in a controllable position before the president put him to sleep. It comes off as excessive to me, but whatever.


Bater_cat

His face when he grabs other guys neck tells it all lmao.


standdownplease

You don't bum rush the ring/pit/whatever. This team was attempting to start a riot. I'm only proficient in bird law but I think when you and your friends bum rush a professional stage you might not have the solid case you think.


supertangerine

I believe the judicial term is “you and your flock” but yeah having the pit so easily accessible is kind of nuts


BroccoliMcFlurry

That seemed.. unnecessary


supertangerine

I always have to take the “it was super necessary” low hanging fruit


FirstTimeLongThyme

Sometimes these things happen in karate combat


Berniethellama

If this wasn’t staged we really just watched an assault be carried out by the president of this org lol


hry84

Right. There was absolutely no reason to choke that man. At least a dozen guys were already on him. Cowardly move, if you ask me.


gxb20

This will be scripted for sure. The president of KC is a social media weirdo


secretbil

What the hell? 😂


PizzaSandwich2020

Alvey: "He's not calming down....I know how to stop this clusterfuck!!!"


supertangerine

[demented smile]


Goatymcgoatface11

Is karate combat just use Kickboxing rules? Or is it Muay Thai


manyfingers

I think they allow ground strikes for a few seconds.


Goatymcgoatface11

Interesting. Sounds like combat Sambo then.


KenDTree

Funny stuff but makes KC look like an absolute clown show


hry84

And what does the Karate Combat president do to get the fighter under control? Oh, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.


figgityfuck

Why did he rush in the first place?


Convict_felon

Because he felt save knowing that no one would touch him as the President of the organisation.


figgityfuck

I’m talking about the cornerman. Why is everyone so focused on the owner? I’d rather be choked out than pummeled by 10 dudes. Lol


Convict_felon

Lol....my bad


figgityfuck

You’re good. I just want that juicy context.


12ealdeal

What’s the owners name?


WorkerHealthy5687

What time did this happen on the full show?


Convict_felon

Dana White is taking notes!


A_ron1

Fixed


Money_killer

Gold 🤣😂🤣😂


ChocolateChipper101

I hate how much karate combat seems to be focused around the ‘president’. It has the potential to be an interesting organisation and initially gets some eyes due to being promoted by Bas and GSP. But when you get into it the vibe is the exact opposite of what you would expect from a karate event.