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Butterbuddha

Ugh. Of course we could fuck Iran up back to the Stone Age in a governmental war (See US v Iraq) but good gravy nobody is in a hurry to get into another stand off against 1000 neighborhoods mosquito biting the shit out of us for the next 20 years.


FerricDonkey

What we've learned from Iraq and Afghanistan is that we can destroy any government and military, but after removing turds from power, we can't rebuild countries that don't want to be rebuilt. If the result of this is that a conflict with Iran means destroying the Iranian government and military and not trying to rebuild it, then this is not a better outcome for Iran. 


wriddell

I actually think there’s a large portion of the Iranian population that would love to be rid of the current regime. I think we should support them and let them fight for their own country


HaikuPikachu

Support them in spirit only. All for it


asdf_qwerty27

*support them with (B2) spirits only.


ChirrBirry

That didn’t work out well last time, or the time before that.


marinemashup

Fact: 90% of foreign interventions cut support right before the new regime becomes a total ally


TheObstruction

That's why Japan, Korea, and Germany are still good allies. We stuck around and made sure it got done right. Since then, we've done things horribly.


ClownFish2000

Note that the thing all those have in common is that we never left. Like you say. We stuck around. But we stuck around forever.


The_4th_Little_Pig

They also didn’t fight an active decades long insurgency against the occupying forces…


shepard0445

Also you have to win the war properly. The US pushed the Taliban out of the cities but they still existed. Rebuilding in such an environment is impossible without a proper occupation and even then it's hard. German and Japan would have evolved quite differently if the Wehrmacht/Imperial Army would have continued a prolonged guerilla war against the occupation forces. It harms the soldiers mentally which leads to more conflict with the local population which leads to more resistance.


Oilleak1011

Anti american blabla bullshit is all it is


ExcellentEdgarEnergy

I'd like to send the ayatollah a 2000lb love letter.


ismellthebacon

Iran of the 60s looked so different


Skeletor_with_Tacos

From my understanding, Iran in major Iranian cities looked different. Outside of that it was still running around stuck in AD600


wriddell

I have a friend who is Iranian he’s also Christian so when the revolution happened in the late 70’s he took his wife and kids and left. He’s says the same thing anytime the subject of Iran comes up


EarthTrash

Yes exactly. We can't just do it for them.


gzpp

We should have just taken Afghanistan and Iraq as our own. Called them territories like Puerto Rico or American Samoa or said they will be the next 2 states under a 150 year plan of integration. Implemented our way of life. Imported judges and lawyers. Installed an American government by Americans. Slowly over that 150 years, allow the natives to participate and hold elected power. We could have had a few 5* vacation resorts over there by now. China would have been pissed about our proximity but if we would have done that right after 9/11 when no one in the world was saying “no” to the USA, at that particular time, china would have said: uhh, whatever you want. They would have negotiated “no nukes in Afghanistan” later like the whole Russia Cuba thing. But at that particular time, we could have done it.


Ok-Association-8334

That, “don’t want to be rebuilt,” shit is critical. The Middle East needs therapy.


CuriousStudent1928

Yea but it would be a great outcome for everyone else, quite frankly fuck them.


ManonFire1213

You can't change culture. Rebuilding in western standards requires the change of culture. That doesn't happen overnight, nor should it be a military operation.


hunkyboy75

Have our leaders learned anything from Iraq and Afghanistan? Yeah, nah. We’ll do the same stupid shit again and again while the military industrial complex laughs all the way to the bank.


ridleysfiredome

The assumption of the poster is that the U.S. will respond in a limited fashion. Were the U.S. to really just decided to fuck the place up and leave the Iranians could not respond with much. I think after the last twenty years and the disaster in nation building in SE Asia in the 1960s, the American populace is done with that for at least a generation


OGPeglegPete

Yes, we can. But, Colonialism has fallen out of fashion and should remain so. Our best shot is to obliterate old governments and immediately exit with strict trade agreements with neighboring governments to help them economically recover. It's much harder to radicalism the next male generation when they can make money and support their loved ones.


ithappenedone234

You are exactly correct and the only exception I’ll take with your statement is that it’s yet to be determined if “we”, as a nation, learned that lesson. You did. I did. It’s not at all certain that the leadership or the People did. The leadership saw both Presidents reelected and escape war crimes charges, much less convictions. All while they enriched themselves and their benefactors. I don’t think we can be sure they see everything as a loss and that they will take away the same lessons we do.


GriffinNowak

*we cannot stick around.


Curious-Weight9985

*we can’t restructure societies because we lack the willingness to do what it would take to really transform them


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Upbeat_Bed_7449

The majority of Iranians dislike their current government.


Butterbuddha

Well yeah but a lot of Iraqis weren’t cheering on Saddam. But that’s a whole different thing from another country coming in to push you around. Trump is a very polarizing character but if he were in charge and Russia or China decided to put boots on the ground you can bet your ass everybody would go full MURICA on them.


Eldan985

Most Iraqis weren't too fond of Saddam either. But once you kill 150'000 of them and kill nearly a million with starvation and lack of sanitation before levelling the infrastrcture into the stone age, that opinion tends to turn very quickly.


Empyre51789

Dude they never left the stone age


SirNedKingOfGila

Ya know................. *you don't have to do that*. Nation building is not an essential part of armed conflict.


Eldan985

That's how you get 88 million radicalized people with nothing to lose and a hateboner, instead of an unpopular government who makes some lukewarm noises about disliking you.


KitchenSandwich5499

Didn’t about half their missiles not even work right?


TomcatF14Luver

Actually, in this case, given how hugely messed up their situation is, I think the Iranians would welcome Americans in more than 80% of the country as we'd enter and leave as fast as is humanly possible. Which translates into the USA outrunning a sprinting Bomb Tech once we rebuilt enough of Iran to get out. Oh, and shave off a piece for the Kurds. And also, Iran WAS one of the sources for all the Iraqi Insurgents and a source for the Taliban, too... So... Actually... Yeah. That might actually be a better occupation. We'd literally be sitting back and kick our feet up on the Arsenal of Terrorism.


thestatic1982

I don’t think the average Iranian identifies with their government. I’m by no means advocating for war but look at what the government was doing to its own people over the last couple of years. The citizens are tired of the “religious extremist” running the government and forcing the women to wear hijabs.


AlphaOhmega

That's the real rub, we could bomb them back to the stone age and leave a giant fucked up humanitarian crisis, or slog it out for another 20 years in an insurgency, but why? It literally benefits us zero to obliterate them. But that doesn't mean we couldn't.


ModifiedAmusment

Amen brother


cFullwood

I guess he missed that part in history where the US destroyed half of Iran's navy in 8 hours?


Dipshit09

A literal fucking workday. Lunch included.


_AntiFunseeker_

Still got a nice little siesta in during lunch also


drunkboarder

We took a long lunch too lol


beemccouch

Destroying military targets and occupying a religiously determined population are two very different things.


Dipshit09

I’m taking a country with an 800bn dollar military budget over a 3rd world countries “military” 10/10 times


beemccouch

I'm telling you, if the US tries to occupy anything besides Basra and the straight of Hormuz, it would turn into Afghanistan 2.0.


GeneralBisV

In the words of great General Douglas MacArthur. Nuke the bastards


BarriMeikokiner

That’s a valid point, and I don’t believe the objective of an armed conflict against Iran would be to occupy it. I think it’s far more likely that it would look like comprehensive air and cruise missile strikes with a naval component followed by a no-fly zone kind of like operation southern watch.


beemccouch

They've been looking for a way to remove the current regime for a while now. They would much prefer a democratic, western aligned power there because 1.) They have alot of oil 2.) Iran is a bastion of terror activities in the world, not even regionally. If your extremist Islamic group needs guns, Iran is your guy. 3.) Its at the perfect spot to check both Russian and Chinese expansion. They're gonna try to replace the government if it escalates to that point, and it's not going to be pretty.


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HEY! That was a proportional response to Iranian aggression.


Key-Lifeguard7678

The planned response was proportional. As usual, things didn’t go to plan, so the ass-kicking was much, much, more thorough.


Lanthemandragoran

Sparrow 3, you are clear to fire warning shots at the platform Sparrow 3: Oops


technobiwankenobi

Patterson, fire a warning shot Sir, this is a M-32 grenade launcher Ah, potato potato just fire it Patterson


Upbeat_Bed_7449

Jacques, fire of the warning shot. Oui, press the red button. Jacques that's a nuke Yes


TheObstruction

It was just extra proportional.


Killentyme55

[Absolutely](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5v6hlRyeHE)


thehejjoking

Don’t forget the oil rigs


Arbiter1171

Weren’t even planning on it, kind of an accident really


11182021

It wasn’t an accident. Iran tried to avoid their ass spanking, ended up taking an ass beating instead.


AcmeCartoonVillian

How do you define "winning" the war? Wars are fought with end goals, missions if you will. Which of the following would be your victory conditions for a war * **Breaking all their shit?** Then yes, the US military could dispatch a pair of Carriers and a few SSGNs to do that. We might not even lose any of our boats. We could pretty much break their shit with impunity after systematically destroying their air defense assets and IRMB ballistic missile counterstrike capabilities * **Regime Change?** The current leadership in Iran is a theocratic dictatorship with a wide a minority of popular support, and a cowed majority. It's not getting changed without an invasion that puts boots on the ground and THAT will cause all the "undecideds" and a goodly number of people who otherwise would be sympathetic to us to become hated enemies overnight. * **Dismantling Nuclear Program?** Iran is already convinced that the way you prevent being fucked with by great powers is to acquire nuclear weapons. if you attack them on any fundamentally threatening level and *don't* regime change them (and see above for why that's a problem), all you are doing is confirming that the quickest way to prevent another round of air-deployed diplomacy is to have some nukes that can reach Israel, Eastern Europe, India, or Australia. Look at North Korea, China, or Pakistan. Three very different countries that all achieved recognition as regional powers and because of their nukes will NEVER be invaded unless or until those nukes are resolved (used, destroyed, or dismantled). * **Policy change?** This one's dicey. Iran absolutely already is a major player in soft-policy throughout the region. they ship money guns, ammo, food, and oil to places that need those things in exchange concessions, money, and influence. Blowing up Irans shit is just gonna make them mad, not intimidate them. You're gonna have to kill 'em. A lot of 'em, and do we as a nation *really* have the stomach to kill *enough of them* to achieve such goals? knowing that it would take war-crimes levels of violence against the nation to get them to change their course? I think we (the us) could win any ***fight*** with Iran, but any long term attempt at winning a "war" would be futile. That whole region is a fucking pit of quicksand that has swallowed armies and empires for thousands of years (literally in the case of the area outside Isfahan) and the US doesn't need *another* fucking forever war in a fucking sandpit.


AcmeCartoonVillian

I didn't even LIST occupation or annexation as goals because they're ludicrous. We don't have a big enough military to occupy and hold Iran without a coalition like we had when we went into Iraq and Afghanistan, and even then we'd need more troops. We'd need to massively increase troop numbers and that's something that the US has no chance of doing in the political climate. We literally hav trouble recruiting now for current force-structure needs.


LimerickJim

Worse than a sand pit. It's a mountain fortress.


LimerickJim

Battleships are notoriously poor at fighting in mountains


baseballlord9

In a Conventional Style War (non political BS war like the last two), America would body Iran just like how we bodied Iraq in the Gulf War.


The_gamer315

But it would be hell occupying them, on account of the geography and guerilla warfare (I completely forget the word for partisans, basically resistance). Their army won't be a problem, what comes after will.


Nastreal

Fuck it. No occupation. Just delete their navy, airforce and long-range strike capability from the air and leave them to cope and seethe.


Embarrassed_Star_478

Bomb every governmental building and then let the people pick up the pieces. If a hostile government is installed….repeat step one.


LimerickJim

Iraq is a river plane. Iran is a mountain fortress with 4 entrances, a higher tech and better trained army. We would lose more men in the first day of a ground invasion than the 2 decades in Iraq. 


SirNedKingOfGila

It was a lot easier when Iraq was a global pariah and we had the full cooperation of their next door neighbor, Saudi Arabia, to pack in 500,000 troops, tanks, artillery, etc for months leading up to the hammer blow. Against Iran today, we have no such allies and Iran has many more friends. Rather than stacking a half million troops on Iran's borders we would be reliant on an amphibious invasion to put equipment on the ground. An invasion fleet that is impossible to hide in 2024. This time around, Iran may be able to count on it's friends, who hold the number 2 and number 3 most powerful navies to screw around with us. The whole time the beachhead is getting swarmed by cheap drones that cost Iran nothing to build but cost us $4.8M each to shoot down. It sounds like a fucking disaster.


sapperfarms

We would go from Kuwait across Iraq to Iran it’s the south of Iraq. Just remind Iraq we can make a 90 deg turn if we need to. Kuwait is a big American ally. We have tons of crap still there.


Prune411

American troops can invade through Iraq from Kuwait and Iraq would have no ability to prevent the movement of troops through a small southern corridor diplomatically or militarily. The airforce can be staged in Saudi Arabia and nearby countries who would gladly allow the US to destroy their main regional enemy. "Cheap drones" are useless when you deploy actual jammers and basic anti-drone equipment, but even removing that the US has a endless supply of the missiles needed. China can't save Iran even if they desperately wanted to and Russia is already at war and losing to cold war shit.


TheSpiciestChef

Until you realize the 75th RR has been absolutely fucking salivating at the thought of finally being able to airfield seize again. All the pent up rage from privates getting smoked endlessly in garrison being taken out on opposing forces in an airfield seizure would be a true sight to behold.


SpartanDoubleZero

I feel this is a big pull by Russia to get the US involved with Iran to deplete aide to Ukraine. I’ve never been one to scream world war three is coming, but this is certainly shaping up to be what could develop into a full blown world conflict.


Kendeeznut

Russia gets its shahed drones from Iran. If israel bombs Iran Russia will lose all its drones to attack Ukraine. Win win for Israel’s and Ukraine tbh


SirNedKingOfGila

They are being built under license in russia now. Have been.


John_Tacos

Did they forget we fought for almost 20 years in two separate countries?


TheObstruction

While continuing to maintain our global presence everywhere else? We got nothing else going on right now, and the stuff we're giving to Ukraine isn't even stuff we're using. It's warehouse gear.


Upbeat_Bed_7449

It's a little different when China's on the precipice of attacking Taiwan as that happens good percentage of the majority of chip manufacturing goes down the hole.


Intelligent_League_1

The US itself is making major advancedments in chip tech and manufacturing


Justcoolstuff

Nobody wants us to fight Iran more than Israel.


wired1984

Define ‘win’. We can beat their army easy but I wouldn’t want to occupy their country with all those mountains.


TheWainer

There are no winners at war.


savvamadar

Explain ww2


Intelligent_League_1

Just a lie, WW2, Civil War (America), Revolutionary War (America), every war against Israel was a win for Israel


tyty657

I disagree


Red_Clay_Scholar

If that was true then how could history be written by the victors? It's an empty ass statement my guy.


TexasTwing

Agreed. Destroy completely, yes. Occupy, probably not.


Lui_Le_Diamond

Wait... wr can't absolutely body slam the nation who's navy we sunk half of in 8 hours because they tried to sink 1 fucking boat?


huseman94

Don’t fuck with our boats


_AntiFunseeker_

You don't touch our boats. That's where we draw the line


Goodmainman

Japan: “we sink a few of their boats and they dropped the sun on us TWICE”


ifunnywasaninsidejob

Tbf it was a pretty sorry navy before we did that


GR-G41

It had some modern shops for the time, as in like maybe 2-4


ifunnywasaninsidejob

That’s not enough to do anything with. It’s just enough to tell people “we have modern ships! We are serious!” Russia does the same schtick with their SU-57 “””stealth”””” fighter plane. They have like 6.


OD_Emperor

Yep their F-14s will really help them. Oh and those F-4s too.


vulcan1358

“You should go home now!” *says breathily in a very intercepting tone*


OD_Emperor

Would you intercept me? *SNIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFF* I'd intercept me.


lifeisweird86

I wanna see The Kid and Buff over Iran. One would obliterate their "air force" and the other would change their geography.


vulcan1358

Jokes on them. They fuck around, we’ll let The Kid out of his hangar and conscript the Chick-Fil-A drive thru workers to fast track an intercontinental ass whooping all the way to Tehran.


TankEnthusiast1

Lmao


getahaircut8

I mean let's also not look past the blatant antisemitism in that post


Less-Researcher184

Give every feminist in Iran a javelin plz it would be funny.


Hockey-LeftD

Reddit gets a crazy hate boner for America


TheOnlyKarsh

Only because we aren't willing to kill the enemy until they'd rather give up than die. Karah


JayManDew

Pure comedy. Israel has the iron dome. Who do you thing gifted that to them? Time to make some glass and fuck some ass.


drunkboarder

Bro the Texas National Guard could fuck up Iran LOL


AdVivid8910

We could send over high school ROTC if we wanted a fair fight.


AngryMillenialGuy

lol wut? Are things about to get proportional?


Quake_Guy

I dunno, seems like we haven't put the Houthi out of commission yet. Iran is that x100.


FallenButNotForgoten

We are not at war with the Houthis. We have one carrier group conducting raids on an embedded and decentralized terrorist network that is being constantly upheld and resupplied by Iran. Actual war with Iran would be a very different ball game


Phree44

Putin likes this post


Latter-day_weeb

America about to practice glass-making


MechanicalMenace54

if we're being optimistic iran would last about 39 minutes


Calexan13

Boy you are really optimistic giving them 39 minutes. Is that like 30 mins of the US forces stretching....


mediocremulatto

Do me a solid and read about the millennium challenge 2002.


Kayora_Atom

USA. I’m begging you. Operation praying mantis 2 🙏


KatBoySlim

define “win”. can the us bomb them into the stone age? yes. a ground occupation? not gonna work for very long.


ZestyClosePie69

Operation Praying Mantis. But seriously, the people of Iran need to take their country back from religion zealots and establish a relationship with Israel.


vtssge1968

Define win. Can we destroy their army and kill a bunch of people, definitely. Did that work so well in Afghanistan which was no where near as coherent or powerful? No.


mediocremulatto

Do me a solid and read about the[millennium challenge](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_Challenge_2002)


2totangoxxx

it's all a jewish conspiracy to these people huh?


BakeSufficient5412

Iran would find out why we don’t have free healthcare or college


Away-Sound-4010

I mean if the US really wanted to they could wipe out Iran in about the amount of time it takes to take a quick shit..


jayzfanacc

We could win a war against Iran by COB today. We don’t have the balls to, but we could.


Stampguy85

We can win a war against ANYBODY..


Yodas_Ear

We need to stop fucking around. If we stop fucking around, they’ll stop fucking around. And not to be misconstrued because the above could sound very Obama-esque. I mean, stop funding them and let them know they’ll all die if they don’t stop being assholes. We had them in a good spot a couple years ago. It’s all been lost. We fucked around, now we’re finding out. This will lead to death. Whose death is yet to be seen. November will be illuminating.


TheObstruction

Iran has spent the last fifty years posturing. Every now and then, they forget who they're flexing at, and things get proportional. Idk what you think iran can do.


MEMExplorer

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


dardendevil

No need to fight a war. Take out Kharg Island and Jask Port and all their currency dries up.


CharacterEgg2406

We’d not put a fighting force one the ground. We saving that for Europe. What they will get is a copious amount of air strikes and a blockade of the Persian Gulf.


ZedZero12345

Look up Operations Praying Mantis and Nimble Archer. That's just was the Navy before their morning coffee break. And, they were 1 day each.


Bestihlmyhart

Your read is that Iran is trying to provoke a war?


np69691

Hahaha we have not one but two boats that are designed to body other countries militaries let alone does no one remember when we bodied Iraq and Afghanistan


mediocremulatto

Do me a solid and read about the [millennium challenge](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_Challenge_2002)


Natural_Trash772

I read it, thanks. Pathetic that they scripted it. Surprised also that the leader of the red team actually quit over the scripting of the games.


mediocremulatto

Do me a solid and read about the[millennium challenge](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_Challenge_2002)


90swasbest

If Russia was against it, it would never take place.


JunkRigger

It would be costly but yes, America could win a war against Iran. Duh.


XDT_Idiot

This is why we weren't supposed to keep a standing army!


Uranium_Heatbeam

Gaza gets glassed and Iran intentionally leaks that it plans to send propeller-driven drones to US/Israeli intelligence to save face. "Oho! Your western hegemony is at an end!"


Ok-Story-9319

The US doesn’t want a war with Iran. The US simply wants stable western-focused economic activity


over_kill71

the us can't win a war with Iran if we are going over to "win hearts and minds". the us CAN win a war with Iran if we stomp a mud hole in their ass and walk it dry.


Bluegoats21

You can’t have one without the other. Every military operation needs to consider the king term affects. If we don’t, the military operations don’t end until the big army breaks. This would be our 4th war (not including military aid) in 23 years. Our national debt will continue to balloon and unrest will eventually follow


jlpw

I thought it was general knowledge that America has completely shat it from Israel?


Dense_Investigator81

HAHAHA BRUH


RummelAltercation

Oh no the US can’t win a war against Iran because after conquering their military, overthrowing their government, and occupying them for twenty years we’ll eventually get tired of their whining and leave.


Zandrick

Hey you guys America is secretly controlled by some group of people in a conspiracy theory, I wonder who it is this time. Oh.


Edgezg

A war with Iran means WW3. No one wins in that scenario.


TheMikeyMac13

This is a really bad take, the USA would destroy the Iranian military in weeks. There would be an insurgency, but the Iranian people would I think be quite willing to have their own free government and would fight for it,


ProphecyRat2

Dividing humans, make them hate echother, and justify Genocide and Slavery, use Lethal Autonomous Weapons to Annhilate all Organic life that Resist. Thats the End, and we are all the means.


Eclectic_UltraViolet

Dos vedonya, Boris.


LarryOfAlabia

Destroying Irans capacity to make war? Piece of cake, probably would take a month or less. Full scale invasion to pacify the countryside? Absolutely nightmare and 100% unachievable. Iran is a massive country, and most of the population isn’t exactly asking to be “liberated”


Redmonster111

We could absolutely take them off the map, not even needing atomic weaponry However the consequences from everyone else though would hurt real bad


Comfortable-Mix5988

Israel can handle Iran singlehandedly.


IndyCarFAN27

I’m a firm believer (not American), that the USA is the only country that can literally wipe any and all countries (including itself) off the face of this earth if they really wanted to. Casualties are inevitable especially if it comes to a full out war. But when the US has twice the budget of next 9 countries combined, you know you’re unstoppable. Nothing beats the US war machine. Don’t forget what they did to the Japanese Empire, which at its height was one of the most notorious and feared empires and military powers in the world. And yet…


AntwanLucas

As an American, if we wanted to, we could wreck any country on earth, if absolute destruction was the goal and we didn’t care if civilians died. But, I don’t think the American public could stomach what ‘winning’ a war would really entail. However, we tend to fumble the ball in winning hearts and minds; drawn out occupations and nation building!


IndyCarFAN27

You bring up a good point. The modern American public knows nothing about what a true war torn country is like. It’s an interesting thought experiment to imagine what a war torn America would look like, like let say Ukraine is right now. And I don’t think the average Joe really wants to or can imagine such a scenario. Others than vets, of course. They’re the only Americans who truly know what it’s like.


YaliMyLordAndSavior

I like the antisemitic dogwhistle at the end there Reminds me of how Al Jazeera Arabic and the alt right keeps saying how Jews control America and the entire world, that’s why gay rights, feminism, and racial diversity are being “pushed”


Jade_Wind

Oddly enough, the same thing happened in hitlers Germany. The books they burned were primarily books that promoted understanding and accepting gay people and transgenderism, amongst other more liberal topics... and mostly by Jewish authors. 


Boggnar-the-crusher

Yall really think power projection into Iran a highly mountainous country with bunkers in those mountains backed up by one of the largest militaries in the Middle East would be easy or compatible to the Iraq war then I got some crypto you can buy from me lmaooo.


PasGuy55

You’re laughing, I’m laughing even more at the fact that you would be this clueless as to the full extent of the US’s military might.


Fearless-Card3197

LMAOOO as if we couldn’t turn all of asia into a pane of glass in a 24 hour span


knightnorth

America couldn’t beat a bunch of goat farmers in Afghanistan. Not because they don’t have the military might. But because the government is so corrupt they’d rather spend billions in no bid contracts and cronies than to actually fight a war. America could win a war with Iran in a couple days. But that’s not as profitable as a decades long conflict where everyone suffers.


KingofManners

Never heard of Operation Praying Mantis I’m guessing 😂😂


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ClownFish2000

I'm just sitting here in wonder at our missile defense. Putin must be shitting bricks at this point.


Cosmic_Spud

Everyone calling for war needs to sign up or sign up their kids first. Just stop.


SeptimusVonFlounder

UNDER Netanyahu?!?!?!? Who the fuck is this?


CantaloupeUpstairs62

Can't define victory without defining objectives


caesar_wilhelmus

I’m sorry, what is this persons reasoning for saying this? And how long have they been huffing paint?


Sbro1285

Are there still protests in Iran?


LilShaver

To be fair, they're right about every thing after "The only thing..." And I'm nowhere near as confident in America's military as I was in the pre-PronounWarrior days.


ISHx4xPresident

Lol I love how they said it with their chest as Iran is basically saying “plz don’t hit us back, daddy?”


Winatop

If Iran keeps sending 9 hour attacks like that no one has a thing to worry about. Fucking snail mail.


biggoof

We can win against Iran. It'll be a lot harder than the last two fronts and cost a lot of lives on both sides, but we can definitely win. Now, is it worth it? Nope.


Eplerud

The danger for US here is being dragged into a war on 3 fronts - being engaged in full-scale conflict in the middle-east, it will have reduced capacity to deal with a potential Russian invasion of baltics and a Chinese invasion of Taiwan, which both are weak points among US allies. USA would have to deploy ground troops to defeat Iran-backed proxies such as the Houthis, and I probably don’t need to tell how unpopular and dividing it will be back home.


Scallion-External

Why because we won the revolutionary war 250 years ago?


TankEnthusiast1

No, because the last time we went to war with Iran it really, and I mean it REALLY didn’t go well for the Iranians, look up Operation Praying Mantis


Baphomet1979

The US has become self destructive under BIDEN. Netanyahu is benefiting from overwhelming corruption and incompetence by the US administration. He isn’t the only one taking the piss out of the American tax payer either.


InsufferableMollusk

That sub is weird AF. It is like a bunch of propaganda bots arrived and started circlejerking each other, but they all thought their audience were humans and not other propaganda bots. Over time, this feedback loop just made them more and more insane. Now, it’s like a Black Mirror episode in there.


Toxic_and_Masculine

I think it's true. So does Scott Ritter, Col Doug MacGregor, and many others. This isn't Desert Storm, war has changed considerably. Technology has advanced for even countries we consider beneath us. This isn't 1991 anymore. I believe we should come to grips with that.


AgoraSoul

Operation Praying Mantis begs to differ.


Temporary_Ad_6673

US intel says we cannot win a war with Iran, simulations have been ran, Iran is a relatively technologically advanced military in the middle East with a very mountainous terrain. As soon as the war begins global trade is getting f’d. Anybody saying otherwise is covering their eyes and ears