If you unwrap american cheese slices in my parent’s house (to put on hamburgers on the grill, there is no other use for those unholy things), you must pay the cheese tax. The sound those things make is so distinctive, the dog loses his MIND.
Hey, they have one other good use: a classic grilled cheese lol (Yes I normally use real cheese, but sometimes you just crave a grilled cheese with cheese slices and white bread.)
I stand corrected & you’re 110% correct. American cheese is the best on a really perfectly pan toasted, buttery (or mayo-y, if that’s your thing) grilled cheese. Mmm. I may have to do that for lunch!
LMFAO the cheese tax I know all too well. I give my baby boy the same exact % of every slice of American cheese I consume. Couldn’t imagine it any other way
They were the only thing I could get my Boston Terrier to take her epilepsy meds in. She wouldn't take them in pill pockets, lunch meat, hot dogs - just American cheese.
I honestly feel like my girlfriends core body temperature runs hot so she has a cold intolerance. I’m wearing shorts and a tshirt at 70 degrees and she’s looks like the fucking Michelin Man with her layers of coats.
That’s the opposite of what someone means when they say they or themselves run hot or cold.
Like I run hot as I from the north. As such I wear short sleeves in 60 degree weather, I’ve been known to wear shorts in the 40s. Inside all year I like the house about 65 degrees, maybe colder in the winter.
Basically it mean I run hot so I’m less sensitive to the cold
Pfft. As a dude, this is clear propaganda from the women camp.
It's well established ya'll are made of a furnace in the middle with icicle extremities.
I've heard that studying this heat isolation is part of how they figured out how to develop the heat insulators required for space travel.
Makes me remember mood rings in the 70’s. The color of the ring would change depending on your hand temperature. Some women’s rings were permanently black because their hands were always cold.
I honest to god have no clue how women have skin without burn marks with how hot the water they shower with is. Every fucking time I shower with my girl, I find myself huddling in the corner of the tub where the hot water from the shower head can't get me.
laparasian
Hi everyone, sorry that it took us some time to share it with you guys, but Jack and I have decided to go our separate ways.
We want to be transparent with all of you because you've been such an important part of our life and journey. We know that some of you have followed our relationship and may be wondering what happened. We want to assure you that this decision was not made lightly, we care deeply for each other and will always cherish the memories we shared.
Jack is staying in Toronto and I am starting over in Hong Kong. We appreciate your care and understanding during this difficult time. We'll both be taking some time to heal and focus on ourselves, but we promise to continue sharing our journeys with all of you. Thank you again for your love and support.
She was born in France, did part of her schooling in Shanghai. After finishing her master's in France, she took a marketing job in Hong Kong, in 2017. She worked in HK for 2 years and met her ex-bf (Canadian) there. Last year, she gave interviews stating that she dream of settling in HK. Their engagement in December last year also happened during a trip to HK. Seems like her ex-bf didn't want to settle there.
Everyone wanting to chalk this up to body image issues but my theory is that she is in fact hungry but for some actual fucking food, not a spare boiled egg or some weak ass onion broth.
For me it's not having to cook the food myself. As the girl in my family I was forced to cook while my father and brother didn't have to. I fell in love with my husband because he cooked for me. The excitement of having a homemade plate of food handed to me was indescribable.
Yeah I like to cook but I’m just not always in the mood. Sometimes I’d rather just be hungry than going to cook and then clean up. So my husband makes a point of asking me if I’m not really hungry or just don’t want to make anything so he can make it for me. Also he’s just always hungry by default so it’s win/win.
Not a fun answer, but I think the majority of us girls have a messed up relationship to food (thanks to the media. Personally I grew up during the 90s and 00s and the amount pf body shaming on tv and in magazines was insane.)
Ive lost counts of the times Ive turned down food or snacks when Ive actually been hungry, because I thought that my value as a person was connected to my eating and weight.
When I worked in LA for a little bit, everyone commented that I ate lunch every day. I would eat a soup and some cheese/fruit and a snack in the afternoons. I think what it was is I didn’t hide that I ate… food… for lunch.
It's actually kind of messed up (but on brand) how you made a comment on the disordered eating naturally promoted by our culture and society and the first two comments are about wanting to eat less or how people shouldn't eat too much.
The 90s were truly a terrible time for this shit.
Used to have a housemate like this. Every time he heard me in the kitchen he'd come out for a convo.
It was cool at first but after a while it really started getting frustrating - sometimes you just want to be left alone when you're at home and this dude made that very difficult.
That's exactly what I was thinking. She may be adorable in this video. But having someone constantly showing up when you open a fridge or making food would be annoying.
When I house shared, every time the kettle was switched on you'd just hear from all parts of the house "cup of tea!". It was crazy, but was a good way to bring everyone together if there was anything to discuss.
I had a guinea pig when I was a teenager that would make the loudest squealing sound whenever she heard a crinkly bag. Grocery store bag, potato chip bag, any plastic bag. She knew that we had fresh veggies for her from that bag.
I can relate to this. My wife would have starved to death years ago if it were not for my snacking. If I saw her opening the pantry I would be confused and ask her what she is looking for.
Does your girl not cook food, do y’all not cook dinner together/separately at all? It’s like she’s just a wondering child looking for food. Is she a pet cat or your partner?
Right? I feel like I’m being a negative asshole but, damn… cool your own food fool
It’s probably one of those things where, if you’re in a relationship with the person, you either find it endearing or it doesn’t work out. Maybe I’d find it endearing if I was dating someone like this… but I doubt it lol
I thought I was the only one because each time this gets posted it's all "cute couple" or "adorable". This would absolutely be something Id ask not to be done to me every time I get anything from the kitchen.
Am I the only one who gets annoyed by this? Could be PTSD from my ex who would wait for me to get hungry so I’d buy her food but…. This is bad right? Like lowkey dependency behavior? Or am I a Scrooge
Pretty standard partner behavior. If I hear my wife cooking something I'll go downstairs and see what she's cooking up (and vice versa). Usually she will say she's not hungry, but as anyone with a girlfriend knows, it's a lie that she doesn't know is a lie yet.
shes might be the kind of person who isnt hungry when youre about to order a few pizzas and asking for people to throw some cash in, but when the pizza arrives, suddenly they hungry and want some pizza.
If i am right, this is a vlogger couple and she went through weight loss process and this video came out around that time.
Now they aren’t a couple anymore though.
Broke up some time back after transformation so maybe she really was pissed with him tricking her with food 😅
She is secretly a cat.
My dog is like this. >Every snack you make >Every bite you take >_I'll be watching you_
My dogs know the sounds of the whipped cream can, and the sounds of string cheese wrappers perfectly
Pray tell, those sounds do not occur at the same time, do they?
They will, now! *Idea inserted*
Inception acquired
If you unwrap american cheese slices in my parent’s house (to put on hamburgers on the grill, there is no other use for those unholy things), you must pay the cheese tax. The sound those things make is so distinctive, the dog loses his MIND.
Hey, they have one other good use: a classic grilled cheese lol (Yes I normally use real cheese, but sometimes you just crave a grilled cheese with cheese slices and white bread.)
I stand corrected & you’re 110% correct. American cheese is the best on a really perfectly pan toasted, buttery (or mayo-y, if that’s your thing) grilled cheese. Mmm. I may have to do that for lunch!
The cheeeeese tax the cheeeeeese tax
LMFAO the cheese tax I know all too well. I give my baby boy the same exact % of every slice of American cheese I consume. Couldn’t imagine it any other way
Is it that little strip that breaks off if you don't open it with perfect patience and precision?
I have a dog on medications. They are wrapped in American Cheese. No problem.
I don't know why, but my brain assumed you were wrapping the medicated dogs in american cheese, not the medications. Much funnier that way.
They were the only thing I could get my Boston Terrier to take her epilepsy meds in. She wouldn't take them in pill pockets, lunch meat, hot dogs - just American cheese.
Now I can never make this unheard if this song come up on the radio. Sorry for bad grammar.
Is your dog my cat?
Ours has figured out the sound of cheese being grated, somehow
Bro is dating a seagull from Finding Nemo "Mine? Mine?"
I came here to say this but you beat me to it
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I'm just thrilled I wasn't the only one to think it!
A French cat.
Bonjoew
Le Purrr
Lemeow
You & Hong Jin Young letting the secret out. https://youtu.be/5zONW_hyI5A?si=a-DgBbZLzbj5-4R8
No chickie nuggies?
Please turn the heat up, this hungry girl is freezing
All girls are freezing when they are not burning like lava
I honestly feel like my girlfriends core body temperature runs hot so she has a cold intolerance. I’m wearing shorts and a tshirt at 70 degrees and she’s looks like the fucking Michelin Man with her layers of coats.
Wouldn’t that mean she runs cold? So she needs the layers to hear up? On average womens body temperature is lower then mens so that might explain it
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That’s the opposite of what someone means when they say they or themselves run hot or cold. Like I run hot as I from the north. As such I wear short sleeves in 60 degree weather, I’ve been known to wear shorts in the 40s. Inside all year I like the house about 65 degrees, maybe colder in the winter. Basically it mean I run hot so I’m less sensitive to the cold
This is true. Am a girl, can confirm. Either freezing or sweating. There is no in between.
Pfft. As a dude, this is clear propaganda from the women camp. It's well established ya'll are made of a furnace in the middle with icicle extremities. I've heard that studying this heat isolation is part of how they figured out how to develop the heat insulators required for space travel.
Makes me remember mood rings in the 70’s. The color of the ring would change depending on your hand temperature. Some women’s rings were permanently black because their hands were always cold.
I thought my wife was being cute being the big spoon. Nope, she's squeezing me for warmth. Then suddenly she's too warm.
LOL Facts.
My wife told me last week that she was hotcold. Just like that, one word.
I honest to god have no clue how women have skin without burn marks with how hot the water they shower with is. Every fucking time I shower with my girl, I find myself huddling in the corner of the tub where the hot water from the shower head can't get me.
Facts. My "this is quite hot, but still feels ok" is like a full quarter turn less than what my wife will pick.
I thought it was just me! Feels like my wife’s preferred shower temp is about 5 C beyond 1st-degree burns on my Nordic hide.
Fat distribution difference
I definitely don’t wear blankets in the house during heat waves because the AC still makes me cold….
Under fed and freezing. Poor girl.
They broke up lol
laparasian Hi everyone, sorry that it took us some time to share it with you guys, but Jack and I have decided to go our separate ways. We want to be transparent with all of you because you've been such an important part of our life and journey. We know that some of you have followed our relationship and may be wondering what happened. We want to assure you that this decision was not made lightly, we care deeply for each other and will always cherish the memories we shared. Jack is staying in Toronto and I am starting over in Hong Kong. We appreciate your care and understanding during this difficult time. We'll both be taking some time to heal and focus on ourselves, but we promise to continue sharing our journeys with all of you. Thank you again for your love and support.
Lol the username laparasian is great in this context. "lapar" means hungry in Bahasa Malaysia. Hungry asian lol
That's life in Canada.
SadRyanGosling.gif
Demonstrate that you love yourself, then they will come...
This is the way
well, not JUST this. you also gotta go outside. they won't come if they dont know you exist because you're always at home.
That face when he says "do you want an orange?" She's a Labrador wearing a people costume
I loved the “you said mmm for an orange?? 🤨”
Pretty dang cute
Came here to say this, they're such an adorable couple
They’ve since broken up
He should have fed her.
Amen
Username Checks Out!
Do you have proof? Please tell me you’re joking!
They are both on Instagram, one moved to Hong Kong to start a new life.
Which one?
The Chosen One.
The received The Calling
The Instagram model.
They both are Instagram models. The girl went back to Hong kong and the guy stayed in Toronto.
She’s initially from France but yes she started a new life in Hong Kong after the breakup.
She was born in France, did part of her schooling in Shanghai. After finishing her master's in France, she took a marketing job in Hong Kong, in 2017. She worked in HK for 2 years and met her ex-bf (Canadian) there. Last year, she gave interviews stating that she dream of settling in HK. Their engagement in December last year also happened during a trip to HK. Seems like her ex-bf didn't want to settle there.
Thank you. Fucking Redditors thinking their comedians with their shitty responses all day long is so lame.
Some people like that type of humor some don’t, don’t need to get mad about it
Pavlov's girlfriend.
"you hungry?" "No" lol girls why you like this
Everyone wanting to chalk this up to body image issues but my theory is that she is in fact hungry but for some actual fucking food, not a spare boiled egg or some weak ass onion broth.
For me it's not having to cook the food myself. As the girl in my family I was forced to cook while my father and brother didn't have to. I fell in love with my husband because he cooked for me. The excitement of having a homemade plate of food handed to me was indescribable.
Yeah I like to cook but I’m just not always in the mood. Sometimes I’d rather just be hungry than going to cook and then clean up. So my husband makes a point of asking me if I’m not really hungry or just don’t want to make anything so he can make it for me. Also he’s just always hungry by default so it’s win/win.
That's miso soup you cretin.
bruh, miso me with that soup shit
That’s what he said. Weak ass onion broth.
Not a fun answer, but I think the majority of us girls have a messed up relationship to food (thanks to the media. Personally I grew up during the 90s and 00s and the amount pf body shaming on tv and in magazines was insane.) Ive lost counts of the times Ive turned down food or snacks when Ive actually been hungry, because I thought that my value as a person was connected to my eating and weight.
When I worked in LA for a little bit, everyone commented that I ate lunch every day. I would eat a soup and some cheese/fruit and a snack in the afternoons. I think what it was is I didn’t hide that I ate… food… for lunch.
You preposterous muthafucka. How dare you! Next you will tell me you take the doo doo in the toilet bowl.
Yes, but EVERY day? Like... skip some, don't be excessive
Maybe they're amazed you can afford to eat.
It's actually kind of messed up (but on brand) how you made a comment on the disordered eating naturally promoted by our culture and society and the first two comments are about wanting to eat less or how people shouldn't eat too much. The 90s were truly a terrible time for this shit.
Oof this is something not spoke about enough.
Do you realize wanting to eat snacks is not the same as being hungry?
Hey don't be hangry at me
Wanting to eat/snack has doesn't mean someone is hungry.
They broke up :(
So you're saying... I have a chance?
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Yeah, I would break up with you, easily.
He may be in a relationship by now but you never know unless you try bro.
No wonder, he's always eating shits!
At least they're still living their best lives
Damn, I feel like I've seen her in a couple more wholesome vids only to end like this.
They broke up shortly after he proposed too. I really feel for him.
Yeah. I was sad for them both when they started posting about having to live apart then the inevitable break up.
Serious or trolling? Source?
[yeah they are not lying](https://www.tiktok.com/@laparasian/video/7248628435994643720) =/
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Man its kinda sad how social media makes people have to share details of their private lives with people. Parasocialism.
Huh. Interesting.
I open my fridge about 500 times a day. This lady would literally drive me insane.
Used to have a housemate like this. Every time he heard me in the kitchen he'd come out for a convo. It was cool at first but after a while it really started getting frustrating - sometimes you just want to be left alone when you're at home and this dude made that very difficult.
I go to the kitchen with the hopes a roomate comes out to chat haha
That's exactly what I was thinking. She may be adorable in this video. But having someone constantly showing up when you open a fridge or making food would be annoying.
Thought this exact same thing. This would get old sooo quickly
I've only watched the video and I'm already annoyed. Is she a toddler or why does she expect other people to feed her?
Bruh tell me about it
Opens plastic packet of human fo.. 🐱🐶FUR ME?
If your dog turned human for a day.
No, I'm not hungry. But *if you're eating something* ***interesting***, I don't want to be left out...
They are not together anymore :( I enjoyed their skits
Everytime Me and my gf
You don't know her, she goes to a different school
When I house shared, every time the kettle was switched on you'd just hear from all parts of the house "cup of tea!". It was crazy, but was a good way to bring everyone together if there was anything to discuss.
I had a guinea pig when I was a teenager that would make the loudest squealing sound whenever she heard a crinkly bag. Grocery store bag, potato chip bag, any plastic bag. She knew that we had fresh veggies for her from that bag.
She’s way to cute..
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She definitely has a dog for a spirit guide.
Old video. They are not a couple anymore 😕
She single? Can i marry her?
She is now
Gotta love she is always all smiles
She's a puppy
They broke up 😭
I can relate to this. My wife would have starved to death years ago if it were not for my snacking. If I saw her opening the pantry I would be confused and ask her what she is looking for.
Last time I saw this reposted it said they were flatmates
They were in a long-term relationship but broke up earlier this year.
maybe because her dietary needs transcends acceptable behavior
Does your girl not cook food, do y’all not cook dinner together/separately at all? It’s like she’s just a wondering child looking for food. Is she a pet cat or your partner?
That expression for an orange had me sending lmaoooo thats exactly how I'd react to an orange lol
she's adorable
I'm sorry but this would annoy the crap out of me lol
Right? I feel like I’m being a negative asshole but, damn… cool your own food fool It’s probably one of those things where, if you’re in a relationship with the person, you either find it endearing or it doesn’t work out. Maybe I’d find it endearing if I was dating someone like this… but I doubt it lol
It didn’t work out, apparently lol Maybe we’re not being negative assholes hahaha
I thought I was the only one because each time this gets posted it's all "cute couple" or "adorable". This would absolutely be something Id ask not to be done to me every time I get anything from the kitchen.
very annoying behavior. i hate this
This would annoy the shit out of me.
Me too! This is annoying
This is annoying
Thank you. I thought I was being super negative but this would honestly drive me nuts
Not mutually exclusive
Initially, yeah.. but then I'm thinking.. maybe i can learn what food she likes and do the opposite, then it'll be fun and exciting for both
Same lmao can't even have a small snack that someone appears at the door
Well this is kind of cute, it would drive me absolutely insane to have someone do this every time I open the refrigerator.
Am I the only one who gets annoyed by this? Could be PTSD from my ex who would wait for me to get hungry so I’d buy her food but…. This is bad right? Like lowkey dependency behavior? Or am I a Scrooge
I get this I can see both sides
Pretty standard partner behavior. If I hear my wife cooking something I'll go downstairs and see what she's cooking up (and vice versa). Usually she will say she's not hungry, but as anyone with a girlfriend knows, it's a lie that she doesn't know is a lie yet.
It’s almost like she’s waiting for someone else to feed her instead of doing it herself. I’d get tired of that real quick.
Just make your own food when you get hungry
I honestly think this is more annoying than cute. The man is not able to sit down and have a snack in peace ever.
She’s like a grandmother but wants to share.
My Lab does the same thing. Any fridge opening or package crinkling and she’s Flo JO
Chick really went 😾 at the end
Will they please just close that fucking door?
Isn’t this the same girl who got real disappointed that trains don’t zoom by quickly like in the movies?
Does she know the fridge exists when he's not near it?
“Just harbo eggs?”😭
Cutest French accent
Pure Labrador energy
golden retriever vibes
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Feed that poor girl
It sucks they are no longer together, the would post tons of content like this.
My Thai colleagues are like her...the food radar is always in alert.
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This is a bot right?
100%
I looked her up on insta at laparasian
I read that as larperasian
shes might be the kind of person who isnt hungry when youre about to order a few pizzas and asking for people to throw some cash in, but when the pizza arrives, suddenly they hungry and want some pizza.
Golden retriever energy.
They actually broke up.
She wants noodles. Just make it already
If i am right, this is a vlogger couple and she went through weight loss process and this video came out around that time. Now they aren’t a couple anymore though. Broke up some time back after transformation so maybe she really was pissed with him tricking her with food 😅
What *does* she want to eat?
This demos are great. Such a shame the actual Girlfriend experience it's so expensive.
Who else has that exact set of Disney glass?
Seen this tons of times. And it still makes me smile. They are lovely.
This has been reposted and made it to the front page multiple times. Though I still get a chuckle "you trick me! Everytime!"
I assume this individual consistently prepares delicious meals, which makes it easy to acquire these ingredients.
Very wholesome, I like.
Ngl this would annoy the everloving shit out of me. Let me eat in peace pls
I loooved their content, sad they broke up tho! their instagram handles are @ruesaint and @laparasian !!
This me me when I smell bacon
My friend called me out with this video and I’m so mad cause I can’t deny it. I do this too.
She gives golden retriever vibes
Look at all those _chickens_