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Richycut

‘Ma’am’. 🙂


sushi-tyku

My favorite part as well 🥰


RedditIsASillyBilly

So polite and cute lol


ShowMeYourMinerals

Until you’re not in the south. People fucking hate that I say ma’am in Colorado. They get all pissed and ask me how old they think they are. I then have to explain to them it’s a sign of respect back where I grew up. Also, no one knows what a fucking holler is.


Complete_Spread_2747

I know both versions of holler. when you hear one, you go hide in the other... Lol


ShowMeYourMinerals

That’s pretty funny, honestly. We used to smoke weed in them lol


Ragnar_Bonesman

Copperhead Road told me you can plant seeds there.


Femboi_Hooterz

I had a lady get actually mad at me for saying ma'am and not miss. Sorry, I'll use bitch for you from now on lady


No_Translator2218

I'm basically 40 and at this point, all men are "boss" and all women are nothing at all. If I would have said "hello maam" in the past, I now just say "hello". "excuse me miss" became "I'm sorry. yes excuse me"


Crispy385

When you started with "all men are "boss" and all women are nothing at all." I thought you were going in a whole different direction.


canadard1

Runnin the ridge or down tha holler. It’s always yes ma’am, yes sir regardless of age. Preciate cha. Gobbless.


jiaxingseng

Sorry. Californian here. What's a fucking holler?


ShowMeYourMinerals

Honestly it’s hard to explain. It’s like a depression in the woods. Hillbillies do all sorts of fuckery down in em


trick_tickler

Yeah it’s a little hollow in the woods. Hence the name holler. It’s just hollow with an Appalachian accent


JustDuckingWithYou

I was born and raised in Colorado. People there really do hate being called sir or ma'am. I have never understood why. They always bring up age when it is obviously more about being polite and showing respect. The last person who told me she wasn't old enough to be called ma'am was in her mid 30s. I just responded with, "Yes, ma'am."


Jaderosegrey

(Not in the South) I do not mind Ma'am. But I do mind Madam. Sorry, I am not the owner/operator of a brothel! (I am OK with Madame, if you speak French.)


ShowMeYourMinerals

Dumb take


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

No u


Babymicrowavable

Which is why I've replaced ma'am with miss, no matter the age or marriage status


ShowMeYourMinerals

I’m sorry, I’m not mason dixon enough to use “miss” in a real world scenario. What’s next, Annabelle? /s


onecomfyshoe

Lmfao same state but I do it every day with no repercussions. Is that Denver you're talking about?


OwnNight3353

My mom was upset with me that I don’t continue to say “yes ma’am and sir” now that I live in the Pacific Northwest, versus when we lived in Louisiana. She doesn’t understand that 99% of the time I’d say it out here, the person would say it made them feel uncomfortable/old/just sounds weird/my mom is miss. I can’t seem to get it through to her that she doesn’t sound polite up here, it makes her sound like a servant and that’s how it makes people from the north feel and it’s uncomfortable.


guttengroot

You got shoes on tho!


AccomplishedEar6357

He ma'ammed his mom?! 🤣🤣🤣


tlogank

Mom is the ultimate ma'am


AnitaIvanaMartini

My brother’s first word was “sir.”


redefined_simplersci

Company man, he is.


AnitaIvanaMartini

Our dad was an Air Force general and commander of an AF base. Our mom was a sign-waving socialist. It made for lively conversation. I take after my mom.


iwantyoualltodie

Best part for sure.


Critical-Art-9277

That is so adorable what a little sweetheart. Go over there and clean up made me laugh. He's definitely in charge of the household chores.


jasonsofa456

Good hard working kid. Awesome job


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GeorgieH26

“Ma’am”


Mother_Ad7869

The sideways eyes after saying "washing dishes" is his way of saying "what the hell it look like, woman?!" 🤗🤗


Soft_Theory_8209

I don’t know if I should be happy or concerned he’s already got the old man vibe down.


Sea_Instruction6670

Nah, little dude is alright. Some kids are just born little smartasses. My older one asked me at lunch if I had a plate of my own and when I said I did she asked me politely to deal with my plate then and not hers. At 19 months old. Because I was instructing her to eat her veggies and not just the meat.


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Sea_Instruction6670

She shut me up


Derkins_susie1

Now, this is a kid who will beat AI.


AnitaIvanaMartini

We must hide her and protect her until we rise in the carbon life form rebellion.


Derkins_susie1

Oh absolutely!


WhosGotTheCum

I was teasing my 3-year-old nephew making him laugh, but I guess he suddenly got tired of it because he looked at me and said "Why don't you just go home"


Greengiant304

Like he's channeling Redd Foxx.


HorrorMakesUsHappy

Elizabeth!


EllisDee3

"Ma'am?"


xX_Dad-Man_Xx

That bit got me.


auntieup

1. Every time this video trends, it tickles me to death that the baby’s name is James spelled backwards. 2. My husband and I do this same bit now while he’s cooking dinner: “SEMAJ.” “Ma’am.”


Ambassador_Cowboy

This is a classic. This video and the video of the lawyer on zoom saying “I am not a cat” never fail to make me cry laughing


neverendingicecream

I have never seen or heard of the cat lawyer video before. It’s freaking amazing and now saved. The eye movement from him on that already anxious looking kitten match perfectly with what he was feeling. Top that with the Texas accent and it’s comedic gold. Thank you for mentioning it. I also love whenever this classic video shows up on my feed. You already know it’s going to be good when he responds, “Ma’am”.


bigspacetitties

that lawyer video was hilarious, I'm still not convinced he wasn't a cat hahaha


VetteL82

Thats exactly what a lawyer cat would say


bigspacetitties

exactly


Earguy

Curious, how old is the video? How old is the kid now? I hope he stays awesome forever.


Eiden-Rane

Wait, what lawyer video?


reklatzz

It was during covid, they were doing a trial on zoom. I guess he couldn't figure out how to take it off, but he had a cat filter on. Google lawyer cat zoom


Eiden-Rane

Ok I’m going to look for this. I haven’t seen that and could use laugh.


Eiden-Rane

How did I miss this?!?! 😂🤣😂 it was the confusion in the voice and the cat’s side eye for me. Exactly what I needed, thank you!!


imnotgayisellpropane

I don't understand how the other guys in the video weren't cracking up


VetteL82

Report back


Moose-Maleficent

It wasn’t until you said that that I realised you are right 🤦🏾‍♀️ And I have a friend called James I should show him his (reverse) namesake 😃👍🏾😂


space-sage

Honestly, not a bad name tho


Puzzleheaded-Ear858w

Yeah I usually hate the "unique name" trend (see R/tragedeigh) but for some reason this one is a good one.


thatshygirl06

You're gonna hate the black community then because this is cultural thing among our people


AnalogousFortune

Hate is a strong word for another culture.. just seeing as it’s an aspect that isn’t harming anyone


auntieup

The creativity! ❤️


UmumnayYum

EVERYTIME this comes around I have to watch it at least 3 times, so cute


raginglilypad

Same. I need more videos of him


Internet_is_my_bff

The dishes video is old. He's [grown with a wife and kids now.](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLpJkVuw/)


moosepotato416

This young man is so dedicated to takin care of his family, I just can't.


Internet_is_my_bff

He is loved and loves back. It's beautiful to see. His [rap](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLpNfwWq/) about his mom is another one of my favorites.


AmbitiousEdi

I believe in reincarnation now. That 3 year old has a 70+ soul


theSandwichSister

He’s been here before


JstVisitingThsPlanet

I was thinking the same thing. Spirit of an 80 year old granny.


merchmerner

Let the boy wash, teach him about the mess he made AFTER he's finished.


Erilis000

After all, "you got shoes on"


RockstarAgent

How about little man do dishes and you help out by cleaning up- learn teamwork


jdickcole

If you got shoes on you're ready to work. Can't be letting a 3yo show you up. Trade places with lil man.


YourFaveNightmare

You got shoes on though.


Squirrel009

This kid went from "ma'am" to "go over there and clean up" lmao


fallinguptwards

That Ma’am got me good.


langue_francaise_pro

He read you so respectfully!😂😂


psmitty10

He’s so darn cute!


Existing-Medium564

"Ma'am"... had me laughin out loud. Thanks for posting. And yeah, like someone else said, that child is being raised right.


Pleasant-Complex978

"Ma'am" 🥰😆


jgoden

“Ma’am” haha little gentleman right there


commandomeezer

“You got shoes on, though” means “your socks won’t be getting wet; what’s the problem.. ma’am?”


1potsie

You got shoes on, though! Kids 3 going on 60!


JustHereForKA

He is a whole vibe and I'm in love. What an absolute doll. ❤️


edg3za

A true bro, I salute him!


Shot_Western_2755

Omg what a freaking cutie! “You got shoes on though” 💕


Berns429

Cracks me up every time time i see it


nagese

The helpfulness. The independence. The courtesy. The logic. Aggggghhhh! My 51 yr old ovaries are screaming at me right now to give my 28 year old daughter a sibling.


okguy25

That kid is being raised right


nodeymcdev

Except why she lie about taking a picture of him for


IndigoAnima

It’s a video, so she ain’t lying


ch3nch000

That lil kid is 80 yo! Yall wont fool me


RhedMage

How could I raise my unborn child to be like him? His ability to respond is phenomenal at his age


marablackwolf

Talk to your child. Talk to them all the time, don't dumb your vocabulary down, just keep talking and listening. Let them know nothing they say is dumb or pointless. Your child will grow with you, and you will learn so much from each other.


tlogank

Talk to them, read to them. Don't park them in front of a TV or tablet all day like many parents do.


Life-Unit-4118

Semaj is the shit! Love him!


DNorthman

His lil "Ma'am" is too cute.


Pepperoni_Dogfart

The hell kind of strategic error is this Mom making? You help that kid learn how to wash dishes. Can you imagine having a kid that loves washing dishes? Fuckin' dream world right there.


NotThatKindof_jew

Straight up adorable, now I wanna see him looking out the window and complaining about the neighborhood


Weavingknitter

I love that he answered her, "ma'am?" Memories.....


Lazatttttaxxx

Cutie


Randall_Poffo_

he's adorable


Kickagainsttheprick

This always gets me.


pwnagew00t

I don't care who you are, that's some cuteness right there and if it don't make you smile you need to ask yourself why you're so unhappy.


Lamb_Chops2016

“Ma’am” 😍😍😍


The_fallen_few

What’s with the caption? Its doesn’t sound anything like “warshing”. lol did you hear a 60 year old southern man?


silver_step

"Washin diiishes" shoot me in the heart already


Eoghey

"Ma'am?" There's no better response.


uglie_duckie

Love the attitude 🤌✨


GeorgieH26

“You got shoes on though!” 😂


uglie_duckie

He got a point 🙌


Sea_Group4546

I love how he says washing dishes.


AsthmaticSt0n3r

Washing dishes 👀


mngophers

You got shoes on tho! 😆


RevolutionarySea15

"Ma'am" Adorable!!


nebulaobscura

“You got shoes on though” 🤣💖


Her_X

How long had this kid been alive?


RetroJake

Literally one of the best videos on the internet. Cracks me up


Old_Initial_4861

What a sweet boy, trying to do dishes for his Momma! He started young, don’t discourage him. Show him how he can help.


Ragnar_Bonesman

Hahahaha he sounds full grown 😂


throwmeawayplz19373

I have seen this video so many times and it never gets old


Redittago

“Washing dishes (sheesh, what does it look like I’m doing!!)”


JackBarlowe

I hope my kid is this fun lol


Organic_Valuable_610

Omg so cute! He’s a little helper, encourage him and who cares about the mess. Just let him get used to helping out


theRealBLVCKphillip

His name is just James spelled backwards 😭


apoletta

That’s a good kid. Encourage it.


Alecris1027

I love this video ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


ToriYamazaki

Kid's washing the dishes and you complainin about the water he's droppin ? Let the kid do the dishes in peace momma!


Marigal79

The little baby looks very adorable, washing dishes.


DietInTheRiceFactory

Are you a bot? You've got a brand new account, and your comment is like if you asked ChatGPT to rephrase the headline. I'm not saying you are a bot, but reddit is presently inundated with bots.


bsmiles07

That’s exactly what a bot would say 🕵️


maybeturkish

I like the way of talking so relaxing.


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Secondtomost2

That’s adorable.


appeltje_eitje

I’m not a kid person but this is adorable! Are there more videos!?


Internet_is_my_bff

They're on [Tiktok ](https://www.tiktok.com/@awoodbp?_t=8mSgIIdiHAh&_r=1) and [YouTube ](https://m.youtube.com/@dalyfeofmaj?si=tlSbkl9Y1TxKtR0y).


-whyareyousosweaty-

“Ma’am” 🥹 what a total cutie


YouFknDummy

Ma'am?


VetteL82

I feel like he’d be out working under the hood of his Power-wheel with a cigarette balancing on his lip


flelula

He's so adoreable 🥰


Vast_Effort3514

Reminds me of my nephew when he was younger 🥹


Expensive_Feature_28

Her little accent is cracking me up. Bless her.


Interesting-Hair2060

Smart kid 😂


bigbeigeflag

I love the "ma'am"


YoungRoronoa

He’s like ‘I’m doing my job, go do yours’ 😂


MrsLisaOliver

LOVE THIS KID


truNinjaChop

Man. Let that baby help.


eman0110

That kid is so cute.


gardenscatsx4

Oh my gosh this little guy is adorable!!


Disastrous-Paint86

I’m voting for this guy for president.


butidontthink

Him: You got shoes on though. Her: I got shoes on though. What that mean? Him: Go over there and clean it up.


Impossible-Pea-6160

Son “ Momma.. you and that phone is what’s killing this household” Goes back to doing dishes


tripleohjee

lol this guy can file my taxes aftwr


Major_Wager75

That is a 76 year old grandma in a 3-year-olds body 💀


Ecstatic-Net468

Omg he’s cute


Several_Mission5838

Omg! So stinking cute!!! I could have a conversation with him all day!!!😅😅


OhWowMuchFunYouGuys

That kid is fkn amazing lol


T-408

He clocked her lol little man knew he was on camera 😂


Clenchyourbuttcheeks

So cute


LadyAleswith

He is so freaking adorable!


Sufincognito

Best kind of son.


Various-Purchase-786

Just be happy he is doing the dishes.


UghGottaBeJoking

The logic❤️ on this little man who is so little, yet thinks so big!


CaPunxx13

Omg that's the cutest kid ever!


Villanosis

“Washhing dishhes”😂🥹


Yakmasterson

Lol quick witted little kid.


Realistic_Sad_Story

Every single time I come across this video…huge smile.


Prestigious_Law_4421

Maj!!! He's too cute! Epitome of an old soul.


boo671

My man.


Ghstfce

You can not be mad at that little face!


txmade41

Little southern gentleman in the making with the accent and ma’am….


B1rdPal

Love this little cutie. If he runs for office, I'm volunteering


ThePornRater

He didn't say warshing. I've lived with idiots that say that and he didn't


NoOne_143

u/savevideo


Unhappy-Lawfulness78

This little girl is to FUCKN CUTE


TragedyAnnDoll

Is the same “My damn motor!” When working on his car old? lol.


db_bn

How can someone have such a cute voice.


Grand-Ad-3177

😂😂❤️❤️


Netflxnschill

Well? You heard him! Get cleaning


fo_da_weed

He’s definitely born in his mid 40’s 😂


havennrosee

This little boy is very adorable.


CallMeCarlson

"You got shoes on doe."


BlameMe4urLoss

If you’re gonna talk shit, you might as well go on.


Status-Caramel-8583

Praying my child is like this 🤣


OKAwesome121

Precocious


TheRacooning18

He got that attitude from his mom. You can just hear it.


iWentRogue

The sas 😭


saavedro

You got shoes on though! 😂


Professional_Tip6208

I got cute kids but that is a Cute Kid right there. So sweet.