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ReadySetGO0

That gal is yellow reallllly wanted that bouquet


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JimLaheysSon

Hope she doesn’t throw caution to the wind


spacecatghostboi

I apologise in advance but “WE’RE BURNING CHAOS IN THE WIIIIIIIND!!!!”


TuEsEbola

Drifting in the ocean all alone 🗣🔥🔥🔥


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talleygirl76

I can see her in a lifetime movie, being the obsessed bridesmaid ready to kill for the bouquet.


TheOtherAvaz

Coming this summer... Anna Faris is... The Assassin Bridesmaid


Mcmenger

Just some light assault. I hope her guy knows what he's getting into


Sigh000Duck

Based on her assult for it. There may not be a guy 😅


kthnxbai123

It’s very likely a joke. Most people are not crazy. People like to have fun at weddings


xx-shalo-xx

"Sarah! Sarah you're 8, I'm 34!"


Alert_Moment6224

She got Mossed


tallandlankyagain

Wayyyyy better than getting Mossad'd.


godtogblandet

How? The ultimate end goal of marriage is "to death do us part". Getting Mossad means you die faster and therefor you are speedrunning it.


baron_von_helmut

This guy Mossads.


MrKomiya

A hobbit chasing a ring


idam_81

I don’t know if you can read this, but run bro. Run.


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Lol funny you say that every wedding I’ve attended the ladies try not to catch the bouquet. Maybe my friends are too down to earth and get that marriage isn’t all it’s cracked up to be… but “you’re next” could easily be a curse.


kakawisNOTlaw

Lol I don't think it's about marriage not being "all it's cracked up to be", I just think most rational people realize a bouquet of flowers doesn't dictate who gets married next.


Candid-Finding-1364

I think the only people who get excited about this are people who are on the verge of getting engaged or at least in a relationship where they think they should be and they are hoping this sort of humorously pushes it over the line.


kinfloppers

My friend got married a couple months back and there was apparently a scheme to get me to catch the bouquet. Ofc I wanted the bouquet but not enough to dive for it when she threw it short. So someone else caught it and everyone was like WHY DIDNT YOU DIVE FOR IT. BECAUSE IM NOT THAT DESPERATE


McLazmBear

I was ready for punches to start flying. She needs to chill.


theaut0maticman

I’ve never seen a yellow red flag before.


MoistLeakingPustule

This happens more than you realize. Weaves being ripped out, punches/slaps, jumping on someone's back, just some of the dumbest crap for something that literally means nothing. Source: Was a banquet manager for a bunch of years and the shit I'd see at weddings would turn people off to ever getting married.


theHawkAndTheHusky

Desperately wants to get married


GodLovesUglySong

At the last wedding I went to I was just randomly talking to another guest when the groom blindly threw the corsage behind him (it was attached to a football), and I happened to catch it. Wasn't even trying. A couple of other guys really tried, but it just flew over their heads. This was 8 months ago and still not married though haha.


Consistent_Estate960

I went to my cousins wedding a couple years ago and all the single dudes were waiting for the groom to throw the garter and I just sit in the back while they all jump and try to catch it. I hold my hand out like I’m feeling for rain and it just falls in my palm with zero effort. Funnily enough my other cousin (the brides sister) caught the bouquet but she actually tried Long story short - bouquet catching cousin got cheated on in a 1 year relationship and I haven’t had a girlfriend in 3 years. Total scam -_-


Lokijai

So much that she doesn't even need it, just the intent is enough to manifest a marriage.


sober_monk

Her SO in the crowd must be like "aw shit, okay, I can take a hint"


nobrayn

Her boyfriend left her shortly after that display of desperation.


Top-Horror-4569

Avoid her at all costs...


saltshakermoneymaker

Or she was just being playful. Why assume the worst?


Cedex

Plot twist: They are coaching the kid with the bouquet.


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BigOpportunity1391

Right after the white dress girl stumbled and fell, the camera man took the opportunity and snapped some shots. Would love to see the photos.


Icy-Aardvark2644

God damn that photographer was on point.


MolemanMornings

I used to shoot weddings and you do 5 or so and they get pretty boring and they all look the same. Something like this is instant front page portfolio work, I would be all over this too. Also, this is why your have your wide angle on when major moments are occurring. Other hi-level portfolio stuff stuff is granny dancing with the younger folks, fireworks in background, heavy rain / weather (people make the best of it and it photographs great), and then posed formals with just the couple in unique locations.


scogin

I stopped doing them, made a photobooth, less time and just as much ROI in gear.


losersmanual

Working weddings is great money, but the clientele can be incredibly difficult.


LadyPDonut

They are on tiktok.


emeraldeyesshine

what an inconvenient way to share wedding photos lmao Edit: the amount of people responding who don't know that open, basic image hosting services like imgur exist is depressing. More so when you consider Reddit itself utilizes them. "What do you expect, them to email the photos to you?" No you dunce I expect them to host them on a website designed for pictures, not short form video, that doesn't require an account to view them and actually displays them in proper gallery formatting.


fuzzylm308

photography tiktok is my absolute pet peeve they show a bit of b-roll of themselves shooting a trip or event or something, and then *fly* through their photos at like 6 pictures per second. I'm sorry, but what the fuck is the point of a photograph if you're going to do this


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Western-Ship-5678

You know... I'm coming round to making a search engine called "info search" or something that prioritises plain text websites and penalises JavaScript heavy / image laden ones. Idea being to search for raw content, quick answers etc. No idea if it would work.. Edit: [found this for recipe searches](https://recipe-search.typesense.org/) which seems interesting- just shows text of recipe as result but you can click through to the site if you need to. Limited indexing, didn't return anything froom BBC Good Food, but good enough results


8bitterror

Oh god PLEASE do this. I'm tired of searching for a quick answer to something and seeing dozens of videos for an answer that could literally be explained in two sentences.


spliffiam36

That isn't the point... Tiktok is just another avenue to display your stuff, ofc they will add broll to make it interesting. Absouloutly no one will watch a picture slideshow. Tiktok is to promote yourself, any professional photographer will have their portfolio and site normally ofc


Trident_True

I'm sure the actual guests got proper photos


TheOneNeartheTop

Did you want them to share a private Google drive link or something.


Enverex

Sure, at least that wouldn't require signing up.


Silent-Wonder2982

Link


PursuitOfHirsute

Zelda


PI_Producer

Listen!


ThrowRARandomString

I know! I found that hilarious! I needed this video today! Gearing up for two interviews almost back to back, so seeing this was a much needed laughter boost!


UrdnotZigrin

OP left a comment with a link to them on TikTok


bsu180

The photographer is the MVP. He saw the drama unfolding and looked for the space….


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Went back and paid attention to where he came from. Wow. Dude is like a 1 man swat team.


_mersault

The videographer was on point too


redmctrashface

RIP to the dress of the girl who fell on the grass


Intelligent-Bed7284

That way also my takeaway. “oof grass stains”


MrKiltro

They lead to a hilarious memory at least


StevenIsFat

Exactly! Nothing is permanent in this world. Wear the scars of your experiences, because there is no one else in the world that has them.


ButterscotchFiend

she failed to set herself properly, and as a result was not committed enough to the tackle


WillBrakeForBrakes

I had a great aunt break a hip scrambling for a bouquet toss, so it could be worse


mindyour

Shout out to the camera people for understanding their assignment. Edit: [for those with tiktok that want to see the images captured](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGebPfnCF/)


Dapper_nerd87

Well worth what they were paid I'm sure! I'd love to see the image of a child legging it with a massive grin while that one bridesmaid stacked it on the grass.


mindyour

I've just edited it to my comment.


mancitycon

Shame tiktok doesn't let you see videos without having the app id have liked to have seen it


TheBatman-WhoLaughs

I put it on imgur for those who can't access tiktok Tiktok bouquet toss https://imgur.com/gallery/8rsl8l2


grzilla

The hero we don’t deserve.


Sandman589

User name checks out


Zzthegator

Thank you


Burner161

The Hero we deserve! *looks at name* Ah… in today’s market that still counts


throwaway4161412

My man


redredwhine2020

THANK YOU


Bongcopter_

Doing gods work


BaconWithBaking

You fucking legend, this reminds me of old reddit when you'd get downvoted for linking to Twitter and not providing a screenshot instead.


quikcath

The real hero


MotoMotolikesyou4

Mvp


findmebook

i love you


Reatina

Those are _amazing_ wedding photos. Paper album material.


ewanhowell5195

If you force it to load the desktop site, it just works


hushus42

You just need to delete everything starting from ? in the link after it loads then you can see it https://www.tiktok.com/@staceymay50/video/7379656344556653857


Nonrandomusername19

PSA: Works fine on pc. Go to the desktop site on your phone.


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ClickClackTipTap

I couldn’t help but wonder if it was planned/staged, bc who does that? 😂 But either way, it provided some hilarious footage/pics and a good laugh for everyone involved.


DAHFreedom

Kid’s got speed, but he’s gotta tuck it under his arm to avoid the forced fumble. Can’t be showboating with the game on the line.


Consistent-Bad1261

What about those who don’t have TikTok who still want to see?


mariodejaniero

[Here’s is an Imgur link I just made of screenshots from the TikTok](https://imgur.com/a/780kHC1)


JustHere4TehCats

MVP 🏆


rok37m4n

Click desktop view on your phone


dashstrokesgen

Thanks for mentioning this.


ComfyInDots

Wizardry! Thank you!!


S0GUWE

Fuck tiktok for not even letting you watch a video without the app Makes me never want to download it, ever


JustHere4TehCats

That and Xitter. If you link there, I ain't fucking seeing it.


i_Love_Gyros

Yeah I’m just not gonna see those photos lol I don’t fw tiktok


permathis

Loved watching the camera man race out there for all the good shots as well. I bet the wedding photos are so good.


naughty_dad2

The moment the girl in yellow ran, the photographer knew this was gonna be good


crushed_dreams

This is hilarious, and each time watching you notice more that just makes it funnier. Examples: the kid’s split reaction of excitement that he caught it to “Oh shit! RUN!!”, some of the women almost falling down with laughter (especially when the bridesmaid faceplants). **Edit:** Watched it again, it gets better and better and it’s honestly comedy *gold*. This time I noticed the flower girl’s 😱 @ 0:15


asuddenpie

After reading your comment, I watched it again and noticed so much more. For example, I assumed that the person in the black suit who ended up with bouquet was someone who worked there or worked with the photographer, but they were lined up with everyone else to catch the bouquet from the beginning. The kid just gave up the bouquet to the calmest person who asked.


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It is! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)I had so much fun rewatching the lady with the grey suit on the stairs acting like an undercover agent. Didn't notice her at first.


Maester_Bates

The video is very funny but I wish I never heard the nighcore version of Gimme, Gimme, Gimme.


AnyAsparagus988

Never heard of nightcore. Is nightcore just speeding the song up slightly? Because that's definitely what was done here.


FUEGO40

Nightcore is slightly speeding up the song while pitching it up. Yes, that’s all it is.


minititof

Very popular among the Osu community


Frankysongotmehyped

Osu community ? I never heard that word before. Enlighten me please !


Albinofreaken

Yes, nightcore is just song at 35% increased speed, it was very popular in the last 90s early 2000s


EpidemicRage

I will never forgive the internet for making the nigthcore version of Angel with a Shotgun more popular than the actual song.


Critical-Art-9277

Lmao, it's like a comedy scene, when she falls flat on her face.


evil_timmy

He could... Go... All... The... Way- he scores, touchdown Kids' Table!


Agreeable_Solid_6044

I was waiting for him to spike the flowers after evading everyone.


Robeast3000

Cue the Benny Hill theme.


Suspicious-Earth7001

I feel like you have to be a certain kind of deranged to chase a kid for the bouquet lmao


MajorHubbub

White wine is my bet


joaks18

Or mix of both wines


Squiggles87

Once a customer made me 'make rose' by mixing red and white wine. She sat pretending to enjoy it for a good hour.


DontF-ingask

I don't drink, why is that so bad?


Squiggles87

Rose wine is made from a specific types of grape. The customer thought it was just pink wine, created from mixing red and white wine. It's not neccessarily bad but it's pretty funny assumption from a lady who clearly had drunk plenty of wine over the years.


LaunchTransient

>Rose wine is made from a specific type of grape. Not quite. Rosé is made from (briefly) retaining the skins of the (black skinned) grape in the juice so that it colours the wine slightly (as opposed to Red wine where the skins are retained through the fermentation process). You can make white wine from black skinned grapes (for example, Champagne). There's also a variant known as "Orange" or "Amber" wine where the same process as making red wine is used, but they use white grapes instead.


Suspicious-Earth7001

Lmao yeh your probably right


ath_at_work

Sweet white wine, or "hoerendiesel" as we call it in our country, is my guess.


GertrudeHeizmann420

Netherlands?


Bert-en-Ernie

Or an alternative for the non-wine drinkers, de 'paardenkut'


blackie_stallion

White girl wasted


lullabyby

They’re having fun…


Slack_Irritant

Everything has an insidious ulterior motive on reddit.


ZenaLundgren

Especially when it's done by women. Don't you know we are always nefarious, in everything we do?


crdctr

Honestly, she should divorce her husband and walk away from the friend group


InternetAmbassador

Snoo’s Razor With incomplete data always extrapolate the worst


DrPoopyPantsJr

What do you expect from a bunch of basement dwellers


Panda_hat

Fun is forbidden! But jokes aside you can see the other guests howling with laughter, they were clearly having a good time.


UnpleasantEgg

Stop having fun! Stop it!!!


IntentionalUndersite

It’s embarrassing! /s


LostWoodsInTheField

in the photos taken the woman who fell looks like she's laughing so I think you are right. It's a bit hard to tell with the end stuff but if they are all close and playing around then this isn't unusual. I think the boy that caught it is actually the brides son.


Jim_Greatsex

Everyone on Reddit always thinks everything is 100% serious. Have you ever heard of people having fun?


Trixcross

NO. She is viciously plummeting after this poor defenseless child, picturing him as a giant engagement ring as if from that one scene with Alex and the steaks in Madagascar, you should be thanking this hero for bringing this injustice to our attention


Embarrassed_Lettuce9

If she also ends up biting Chris Rock in the butt, she can at least have a great story


Daisy_Of_Doom

Saw another bouquet toss the other day and the women were clearly laughing and being ridiculous on purpose bc it’s funny and there were still people commenting that people need to not take the bouquet toss so seriously


wefwegfweg

What do you mean? This square headed diesel fuelled beast of a woman literally chased this hapless infant on all fours like a wolf. She was prepared to kill for that bouquet, you can tell by the way it is.


Equidistant-LogCabin

I feel like you have to be a real deep level of deranged to not be able detect that people were playing along and having fun.


Just_Another_Scott

It's Reddit. Most people here have never had fun and take things a little too seriously.


obvilious

Wow. Are you dead inside? Can’t recognize what fun looks like?


rraattbbooyy

You can always tell which weddings have an open bar and which ones don’t.


53bvo

I've never been to a wedding that wasn't open bar, although not serving anything stronger than wine is common.


JientheChad

OP must be a fun guy at parties


PepicWalrus

Eh kid was having fun if you looknat the photos. It created good memories I'm sure.


TheEldenGod1293

Yeah she really believes in that bouquet 💐 lol


waigl

I'm sure the kid got a kick out of it, though.


maija_hee

you’re right her husband needs to divorce her and also the kid now has cancer because of this and all the guests have died of ptsd


Its_puma_time

There’s a degree of fun in the shared craziness over a bouquet toss.


Cremling_John

Well if you check the wedding photos she's laughing while chasing him, so idk if that's really the motive


dukkhasatyaya

Comments like this is how you know if someone spends too much time inside


Potential-Baseball65

Love how the girl in white actually tried to make a dive out of that stumble. Looks like they're having a good laugh. Love it when people don't take themselves too seriously.


Virtual_Syrup262

In other words all of them are dieing single except that kid


StnMtn_

lol. Kid is having the time of his life.


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bluemooncommenter

Pics here....they are laughing pretty hard. It was in good fun. [https://imgur.com/gallery/8rsl8l2](https://imgur.com/gallery/8rsl8l2)


r3dm0nk

You've forgot you're on reddit. We either see the darkest option or nothing at all.


Schizodd

Any woman existing on social media is assumed to be a delusionally self-obsessed diva by default. It's so obnoxious.


xmadjesterx

Run to the pavement to prevent others from diving, hand the bouquet to someone bigger. Smart kid


L4NGOS

Respect to the photographer, looks like he got some real actions shots of the chase there. 😂


LittlestOfTheOnes

Wedding goals!! 😂 I want people to have this much fun at anything I’m doing


FloppieTheBanjoClown

Was at a friend's wedding about ten years ago. Bouquet toss comes up, bride turns around and walks up to her sister and hands it to her, then points behind her. Her boyfriend was getting down on one knee. And that's how you do a proposal at your sister's wedding without being tacky. 


Intelligent-Area6635

That's so sweet!


mr_aitch2

Would have been funnier yet if 'Yakety Sax' was used x'D


Nice-Responsibility2

You guys have never had fun in your lives


greshe

The comments in this thread criticizing people having fun are wild.


Masterofthemallow

You have to appreciate the stiff arm defense and the end. *at the end


Expensive-Might-2940

This is cute lol


Crazy__Donkey

There must be a talleneted redditor who can change the sound track to an Argentinian football narration   


the-poopiest-diaper

Objective: survive


-TheDerpinator-

Not sure if trying to get the bouquet from a kid who caught it fair and square is funny or kind of pathetic. The answer is probably "yes".


AdministrationPale55

i mean, it just looked to me like they were playing a little chase, i bet they were both laughing their asses off


Scrimge122

The pictures of the bridesmaid that fell over are further up and she was laughing


cunningham_law

I don't know if this is just redditors being typical redditors, but my impression was yeah it was all a big joke, the woman in yellow and the adult man are probably in a relationship and he is trying to stop her getting the bouquet and she is trying to grab it, all part of the joke "you'll have to propose if I get my hands on that bouquet".


Elliot_Geltz

Yeah, this. People these days just make the most awful assumptions


bs000

i hate reddit


klezart

Kid says "Ain't no one else getting married on my watch!"


NAMImanhua

I love when people start fighting and chasing each other for a bouquet, it makes the whole thing so much funnier and much more interesting than just catching it and that's it


Ricky_Rollin

Needed that laugh. I was cheering the kid on when he ran and everything.


Cal1V1k1ng

That photographer was worth every penny they paid them. They didn't miss single bit of the action. Those photos are likely amazing


lovejanetjade

That kid knew what he was doing, He didn't even dress up for the event, just waited for the opportunity to fuck things up.


Spirited-Meringue829

Ummm...you need to catch the bouquet yourself to be the next one who gets married. Chasing down the team member who caught the football in the endzone and taking it doesn't earn you the touchdown. Although falling on your face trying to pull it off earns you immortality in the halls of comedy.


_FreddieLovesDelilah

she must be drunk. Even her boob tried to do a runner.


NotUrReaIDad

The photographer is doing the lords work


PurplePrincessPalace

The tomfoolery of it all + musical choice 🤣🤣🤣


yokingato

Looks like a fun wedding


TheCrudMan

Photographer got the shot!


bumholesgivemelife

This is rare. Two good cameramen in one video


PoohBear_007

That juke he did and that lady took a dive and totally missed... Rugby legend in the making.


Gwtrailrunner19

I want to see those live action shots so bad!


rscmcl

the little dude clearly plays as fullback


sethcera

The one lady trying to hold her pee I’m from laughing. We all been there


swiftbklyn

All the while the photographer going at it XD


Gingerangelo

I love the photographer quickly springing into action. Those are the folks worth every penny


pro_n00b

He’s only a kid, but he already has women chasing him


miadreamingland

I was waiting for the kid to throw the bouquet to the ground and yell "touch down!"


sober_monk

I want their photographer for my wedding. Dude just launched into action when he saw the shenanigans lol


runksmunks

Gimme gimme gimme the video with original sound and without music Please