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[deleted]

I see you're a man of culture


heynonnyhey

If this isn't a yogurt joke, yes it is šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Pun intended, my sense of humor IQ is less than temperature outside


[deleted]

It's 45 F where I am now, so that's a hell of a self-own


vetheros37

He meant in Celsius.


redditreeer

Jokes on you i use kelvin and it's 296 kelvin here so I'm still smart


ryan_eugene710

I'm rolling right now šŸ’€


69MILFdudes

Your user name has been making me laugh for the past 5 minutes


[deleted]

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[deleted]

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[deleted]

Ah so good


cl00s_

Damn it.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


DesperateSuccotash49

Hemp hearts are good too! I've never eaten chia seeds - I know they're healthy but something about the gel just rubs me the wrong way lol


C8380

This joke was easy to digest


[deleted]

Ha ha good one


Marcello_Coco

of course, the sugar will give a big dopamine spike.


[deleted]

All hail the sugar rush. It makes my man titties juggle with joy!


heynonnyhey

![gif](giphy|O7yrslwKwHtle)


Ok-Foot-3791

Guess what I'm having for breakfast.šŸ¤£


WhatTheTech

Right?? Nothing silly about this. I'm at a point in my life when I just do shit that makes me happy if the opportunity arises. Life is hectic and tiring, so if I can give myself a little joy here and there, I'm all over it.


gamegazm

If pouring sprinkles on yogurt is someoneā€™s way of smelling the roses in life then dammit sprinkle away.


steveosek

I'd always heard "don't take life too seriously, none of us get out alive".


Pain_Monster

Fun fact: sprinkles are mostly food-grade wax and all the same color. They donā€™t taste different. They are artificially colored to look like rainbow or ā€œchocolateā€ but they are all basically just sugar-wax. Source: https://www.myrecipes.com/how-to/cooking-questions/what-are-sprinkles-made-of


Interesting_Suit_238

Candy coated mouse droppings from the factory floor.


Enginerdad

That serving of yogurt has 17g of sugar, whereas those sprinkles have maybe 5. If there's a dopamine rush happening, it isn't because of the sprinkles.


fishysinksmum

OP is definitely whimsical in nature; a big silly goose through and through. Never change.


heynonnyhey

Can confirm ![gif](giphy|s2qXK8wAvkHTO)


UnusedUsername76

Not sure if your username is in reference to this or not https://youtu.be/RNKT-INYShg But I have a movie to rewatch lol


heynonnyhey

![gif](giphy|LgwB3VXcREFPO|downsized)


i_like_fat_doodoo

What a delightful thing to say.


PolishedCheese

I just read your comment history. You seem like a genuinely good person.


Jacubsooon

A full-blown, genuine goofy goober.


Ashen_sunlight

Itā€™s the small things


Spiyder1

so thatā€™s why sheā€™s staying with me


Ashen_sunlight

Fucking aye I spit my tea out šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


ToronoRapture

-Blink 183


Ashen_sunlight

The missing blink


[deleted]

Those things are huge!


parcequepourquoipas

Iā€™m 19 but never really ate sprinkles apart from at parties. Last month or so when buying waffles and ice cream, I thought to myself, why not get some sprinkles too? Since then Iā€™ve probably been eating some weekly and just canā€™t skip/forget them whenever I get sweets, familyā€™s been laughing/teasing me each time theyā€™ve spotted me with them but who cares because I fucking love sprinkles. Itā€™s truly the little things that make life enjoyable.


TheForkisTrash

I love sprinkles because they are just something nice. They don't change the flavor, they don't really do anything. They are only there to make life better. Not many things like that in the world.


heynonnyhey

Exactly! It's just a colorful little crunch to brighten up some food.


n8sniper

Then I highly recommend you trying the Dutch version of spindles, you eat on toast and butter called "Hagelslag" my world is a better one since I found it.


PhNx_RiZe

My mom used to buy us these in packs when we were little. The yogurts had this clear top with sprinkles in it and I think the flavors were blue and pink HHaha. This is a nostalgic post. Thanks OP.


ciceros_phantom_hand

I came here to say this, didnā€™t there used to be a yogurt that came with sprinkles? I specifically remember the texture, and the colors that would rainbow the gurt.


Caffeinequeen86

Dannon sprinklā€™ins!


adeecomeforth

Thank you! I have been trying to remember the name of the yogurt with sprinkles! I wish I had an award to give you.


notsosecrethistory

Yes!!! Love that 90s childhood.


ankaalma

Yocrunch?


bburnaccountt

Omg this is so cute. Haha Iā€™m 35 and rainbow sprinkles genuinely make me so happy. Im going to the store to pick some up now so I can brighten up this rainy day haha


heynonnyhey

I'm gonna be 35 at the end of the month, my friend. Sprinkles and joy know no age!


Pug_lover69

Happy early birthday


bburnaccountt

That is amazing! happy birthday month, my sprinkle friend šŸ’•


Hot_Hat_1225

55 and having more fun every day! šŸ˜


Asconodo

You should see a Dutch breakfast. They cover bread and butter with this stuff.... at least they did when I was a kid 50 years ago. Loved it šŸ˜Š


Pale_Vampire

We still do yes. Chocolate. Fruity. Anise. So many flavors.


Asconodo

Excellent. This is what I need to know today.


Miss_Lioness

Based on countries food review channels on YT, they still do.


Hot_Hat_1225

Still love it!


MakingMovesInSilence

Anyone remember those yogurts from the 90s that came with sprinkles?


badd_joke475

Immediately thought of this. Ate those so so many times as a kid.


Irishqtpie420

Yes, dannon sprinklins' . Loved these!!


Active_Ad_3912

I put mini M&Ms in mine and Iā€™m over 50! šŸ˜€


Ok_Temperature_563

Way to find joy in the little things!


SJ01NER

I put chia seeds in mine and smile for a few days lol


enter_the_slatrix

r/mademediabetic


TheRealSwagMaster

Damnit, i thought it was real


Sprizys

Same also hey we both have the same horse mask


TheRealSwagMaster

Nice. Horseface for the win!


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

On the tougher days, add *yogurt* to your *sprinkles!* :D


heynonnyhey

BRILLIANT!!


_Kragrin

When ~25% sugar is not enough


[deleted]

Itā€™s not silly. You are letting your inner child feel that happiness. Enjoy It dude


kendalmayhem420

Breakfast of champions...plastic and sugar!


ActuallyLuk

I love microplastics


AdeptProtoss

mmmmā€¦ plastic.


JokerVasNormandy

Plastic where? In the sprinkles? Are you maybe confusing that for the food grade *wax* they use to make the sprinkles or is there some plastic in yogurt scandal that I missed.


Anderson22LDS

The tub maybe?


JokerVasNormandy

My favorite part of the yogurt! That crunchy outer shell!


heynonnyhey

It's a bit tough to get down sometimes, but so worth it!


squashwithjosh

Yo-gurt friend!! Its the simple pleasures and little things that make life worth living


Autonomous-Trash

So what if itā€™s silly? If a little whimsy in your morning makes you happy then more power to you.


wheresmyflan

I remember when I learned you can buy sprinkles at the store and add them to ice cream at home. My little kid mind was BLOWN.


NameTheEpithet

It's not silly, it's nice. My first wife used to get such a kick about putting a little dill on her hard boiled eggs for lunch... EVERYDAY it would make her giggle in the kitchen and I loved that innocence. We all need it


Suspicious-Squash237

Sprinkles are a food group in my house šŸ™‚


BudgetCoder12

Sprinkles are for winners


Chief_doge

This is adorable. keep being you, OP


TheDevilIsDead_

looks good, how does it taste


heynonnyhey

Great! These sprinkles don't really add much flavor. I do have some that are cookies & cream flavored though, those are pretty fun


Misstery_Chick

I'm definitely going to start doing this.


[deleted]

Hey, I'm 22 and found out you can scoop ice-cream onto a cookie and get another cookie for a cookie sandwich in college and thought that was amazing lol


Hello_Gorgeous1985

You've never heard of an ice cream sandwich before?!


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|QmJ37LkCxnStEuztLG|downsized)


directordenial11

That's the cutest thing! I love you op


Pixarprime10

I do this but with chocolate chips! Whatever gets you through the day right?


typesett

this is a great idea! sprinkles are relatively low cal and would help with texture imo i already eat yogurt but this might be something fun


Shwingbatta

Mmm candy for breakfast. So healthy.


blizzardlizard

The best thing about being a grown-up is getting to do whatever the heck we want!


heynonnyhey

EXACTLY!!! šŸŽ‰


angels_exist_666

I like Grape nuts in my yogurt. Healthy and full of fiber. I like crunch when I eat something mushy.


heynonnyhey

I used to do grape nut ohs, but they discontinued them years ago and it made me sad


angels_exist_666

Grape nuts on their own are horrid. But mixed it with something not so bad. The folks that eat them mushy are crazy, lol.


[deleted]

Not silly , just fucking awesome and I too will add sprinkles to my porridge tomorrow though saying it out loud doesnā€™t sound so good but yeh go you


heynonnyhey

I sometimes put sprinkles on my oatmeal. It uh. turns really funny colors because the heat of the oatmeal melts the sprinkles šŸ˜…


[deleted]

Sold


Hypnoticshits

ā€œjarvis,im low on karmaā€


ctortan

Oh I will definitely add this to my routineā€”my stomach is sensitive in the mornings so I canā€™t eat anything heavy and yogurt is perfectā€¦but I have sensory issues so some days I just canā€™t eat it. Sprinkles would be the PERFECT solution bc I love sprinkles + I wouldnā€™t have the sensory aversion to yogurt!! Thank you for this idea!!


heynonnyhey

And! If you want to be really fancy, you can get seasonal sprinkles. We're going grocery shopping tomorrow and I am absolutely going to look for Halloween ones šŸŽƒ


mrssymes

My grocery has these tubs that look like a collection of 15 or 20 different kinds and colors of sprinkles, my kid loves them the most.


Hot_Hat_1225

I have one cabinet layer with only various sprinkles and toppings šŸ™ˆ


camdalfthegreat

Uhm what is sensory aversion?


FOB_cures_my_sadness

Something that neurodivergent people (people with disorders such as OCD, ADHD, Autism, etc) experience where foods with certain textures can become repulsive to them and make them feel physically sick regardless of taste. I have ADHD and the texture of lettuce and raw tomato, especially together, make me gag. I hope that helps!


Berried6ftUnder

Itā€™s not exclusive to neurodivergent people but most common them anyways


charl3zthebucket

I'm baffled. Why do people think this tiny yoghurt is going to give you diabetes. That's a fairly normal amount of sugar, unless you are eating this kind of stuff ALL day and nothing else.


heynonnyhey

Me with yogurt, apparently: ![gif](giphy|xT5LMEOYZGIqsiOmcM|downsized)


[deleted]

This yogurt has already 17g of sugar. The added sprinkles are maybe 3-5g? Recommended amount of sugar for a normal dude is below 50g daily. This meal contains \~45% of recommended sugar per day while only having \~6% of a normal dudes kcal intake. No hate, but i hate the fact that all yogurts all full of sugar ;(


JokerVasNormandy

I think they are also overreacting to the sprinkles which are nothing but sugar and wax. I even saw someone try and claim there were microplastics involved in this picture somehow as if glitter was added. People really don't understand their food....


LegoYoda777

This subreddit could be named r/karmafarm


danskii_

People getting a shit ton of praise and encouragement for acting like children


[deleted]

ugh...texture differences...can't deal...same reason I hate chocolate chips in my ice cream.


Round-Trip9616

Ah yes, rainbow rat droppings šŸ˜‚


LeeLadyLove

Game changer


Toasted_Tim

add it to my spam


SavageSausage69_

Ohhh I feel you my manā€¦. You have a great taste!


LordBruschetta

It's not stupid if it makes you happy


Pavemania89

Damn, I need to try this.


Gowardhan_Rameshan

Mmm yami!


verity101

It's not silly, it's adorable. Never stop


LWY007

Itā€™s the little things in life that make one happy. Iā€™m glad this is one of those things for you :)


[deleted]

I love this!


Harry-_-hairpen

That actually sounds kinda good.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s pretty awesome mate!šŸ„°āœØ


Ryan_T_208

That yogurt is trash. I had it at my school a many times and I regret every bite.


[deleted]

9 out of 10 dentists like this.


TheGravyMaster

Im gonna buy some sprinkles tomorrow. Maybe they will help cheer me up.


heynonnyhey

I hope so! Buy yourself a silly hat while you're at it. It's hard not to smile while wearing a silly hat šŸ„³


MixtureNo6814

That is just the sugar rush.


Typo_Cat

How does that not make you sick?


knowitsallashow

So gross but somehow adorable. Well played.


Sheriff___Bart

Wasnt there a yogurt when i was young that came with sprinkles in a separate container?


Sufficient-Side9462

Anyone else remember those yogurts in the 90s that came with sprinkles to add?


Explise209

This is so cute, I hope it made you smile as much as I did seeing this!


KevinistheBest8

Why is this cute lmao


[deleted]

Why is it so cute šŸ„°


stinkybigsad

Hey, whatever makes you happy :) I find this subreddit corny at first but this actually made me smile.


NYerstuckinBoston

I should start doing this. I need more sprinkles in my life.


les_bean_13

I just had my braces tightened yesterday, and it just so happens Iā€™m not a big fan of yogurt, one of my only options at the moment. This actually might encourage me to eat it lol


heynonnyhey

Oof been there! I had braces twice for a total of around 8 or 9 years. Yogurt, smoothies, tomato soup... I think at one point, I was putting chicken noodle soup in a blender, just so I wouldn't have to worry about chunks šŸ˜‚


shadowofshinra

At least in the UK, there used to be a yogurt that came with sprinkles to mix in. So not all that silly at all (and now I find myself missing them, used to have them as a kid but haven't seen them in a while. Granted not that I've looked or really thought of them at all in a while)


Epic-Dude000

Your taste buds are thanking you


Ghosteex_x

I see that you truly know how to live. We could all learn from you


[deleted]

Fast track to diabetes


AcidAlchamy

How to make something healthy, less healthy; add sprinkles! Itā€™ll make you smile while negative the positive step you were taking at prolonging your life. Smile about it! Sprinkles!


Alohoe

I like frosted mini wheats with blueberry or strawberry yogurt. Pretty good imo.


ON-Q

Iā€™m in my mid thirties, there used to be a yogurt Iā€™d eat growing up that had sprinkles with it and it was the best thing ever. Iā€™d love to eat it again but forgot what it was. You do you OP, life is too short to not add sprinkles when wanted.


moonlightraindrops

This is so cute šŸ’–


Hot_Hat_1225

Next you will do what I do: create a smile with choc on top šŸ˜


Interesting_Suit_238

I never understood sprinkles. Itā€™s just colored wax and vegetable oil. No flavor.


heynonnyhey

It's a colorful crunch ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ


Interesting_Suit_238

If it makes you happy, sprinkle away.


Duffman66CMU

My five year old does this, too!


buttman666krunker

omfg i know i will get downvotes for this but this post is trash and this sub has gone to shit


WiseEmployment1478

Fucking gross


Mindless_Argument297

*Slaps knee* back in my day we had Trix yogurt and it came with sprinkles on the side that you poured in.


jesusherbertc

My mom used to pack my lunch in elementary school. Her signature dish was yogurt in a Tupperware container with green sprinkles. Thanks for the memory!


Sixtricks90

Aren't sprinkles banned in many countries now due to the food color causing cancer? Sorry to be that person lol


ToonaSandWatch

How are your sprinkles made? Bathed in gamma radiation?


MacyTmcterry

Just uranium shavings like everyone else


heynonnyhey

The uranium really adds a nice crunch!


_Reiks

Won't be smiling when you get diabeetus.


heynonnyhey

Ah yes, because adding sprinkles to yogurt is going to completely ruin my health. I am doomed, woe is me, etc. Thank you random jackass on the "made me smile" subreddit for pointing out that a small action that makes me happy is actually terrible and therefore I should do nothing to bring myself joy and instead wallow in the pit of despair for all of eternity. /sarcasm


GwainesKnightlyBalls

Calm your farm bra, Reiks sort of had a point. I mean, you do you, but adding that extra sugar isnā€™t exactly helpful for you heath wise- apparently Yogurt has a heap of sugar in them as well, x that by 5-7 days a weekā€¦ soā€¦ yeah. Though honestly, this is Reddit, and you put up a post about adding coloured hardened sugar to your breakfast food- what did you expect? Reddit is probably one of the most toxic platforms out there. No oneā€™s gonna sugar coat it for you, and you made this post public, so you canā€™t get angry at people spitting out facts. Maybe you need to add more sprinkles thoughā€¦ you still seem rather bitter. šŸ¤”


JcNowhere

Yup definitely American


44problems

Oh but if you [put sprinkles on toast it's European and therefore ok,](https://www.thespruceeats.com/hagelslag-history-varieties-and-uses-1128744) I get it


1982000

Just picture that as white, crystalized sugar with a little dairy, because that's what it is. Remember when you were a kid and said you were going to eat ice cream for breakfast?


Original_Rip5112

This is the kind of energy I needed to see today thank you stranger


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Jorgwalther

This amount of Sprinkles are not going to give someone diabetes, geez jerks all over the place on Reddit, even in the subs that are supposed to be for positivity


[deleted]

I promise that a few sprinkles everyday arenā€™t suddenly going to make someone whoā€™s a healthy weight overweight enough to get diabetes


heynonnyhey

Cool cool cool how about you get off the "made me smile" subreddit and go rain on someone else's parade?


fragmentalforamen

Youā€™re upset because other people dont enjoy sugary unhealthy breakfasts like you do? Sorry not everyone is going to asspat your life choices and agree


Touch-Blue8222

Aight, sorry.


NoJump9714

that is the best combo ever


Unicorns99

Definetly not silly and many of us can relate!


NaosStulos

It's just the sugar


UnshakablePegasus

This DOES make me smile. Iā€™m 30 and I sleep with a 3ā€™ long, rainbow tie dye plush unicorn. Itā€™s all about keeping up with the fun little things to cut through the adulthood crap


[deleted]

Iā€™ve never liked sprinkles


leftistdd

a toothless smile


blowbyblowtrumpet

How to turn something healthy into something unhealthy in under 10 seconds.


Iwasnamediann

Look at this sophisticated gentleman, look at the way he is eating, ahhh yes, very sophisticated.


Prize-Database-6334

Enjoying having a smile with teeth while you can.


mawlusz

This is so American šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø


[deleted]

You add a lot of sugar to a lot of sugar. So, your good mood should be a natural reaction for eating that šŸ«”


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heynonnyhey

Of the yogurt cup? 4 oz. Oh wait that's volume... Ya know, when I get home from work, I'll weigh the yogurt, just for you šŸ˜˜


Fickle_Math4926

600lbs isnt a healthy amount