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SavannahGuthriesLips

Do you WHOO after taking a wholesome shit?


Deep_Belt8304

You know it brother


SavannahGuthriesLips

That’s amazing, I let out a boisterous YASSSSSS myself.


mackinder

I’m disappointed that OP didn’t simply respond to Every comment here with “WHOOO!”


MinisterOfTruth99

Has anyone ever told you to shove your WHOO WHOO up your CHOO CHOO? 🍑😂🤣


Deep_Belt8304

Not until today 😂


ConstantGradStudent

What’s your best Whooo? Do you ever catch Bill’s eye?


hammyburgler

Is your password to everything WOO123


data1989

Growing up, did you plans to make a career from your WHOOS or did it just sorta happen?


Cannaewulnaewidnae

What's the name of that odd British sci-fi show, about a guy who travels through time in a blue box? 'Doctor', something


Deep_Belt8304

WHOOO!!!


FireIceFlameWalker

I never hear you on the show, only see the complaints on the subreddit. Do you operate at a particular frequency level where only certain people can hear you?


Deep_Belt8304

I'm their sleep paralysis demon


boozebus

Will there be a mid-show ceremony when you execute your 1000th whoo?


Deep_Belt8304

Yes next episode. It will be exactly at 30 minute mark when the Demorcatic guest is weakly pushing back on the Conservative guest's sweeping claims.


Unique_Display_Name

🤣🤣🤣


MiggySawdust

What is your response to those who claim Bubb Rubb's work clearly influenced you? And in what ways has his groundbreaking work impacted the style and content of your woo performance?


Funkles_tiltskin

Have you considered any other exclamation? Like "OOOOHHHH YEEEEEAAHHH! "PREACH BROTHA," or "HEAR, HEAR!" Also, were you also the guy who started the chants on Jerry Springer? Be honest.


Deep_Belt8304

I am pre-programmed to say only "WHOO" and "YEAHH" sadly And yes I am... Contractually I can't talk about it tho


Wound-Shagger

What's the weirdest place you ever whoo'd?


Deep_Belt8304

During a congressional hearing on war crimes in central Africa.


crummynubs

How do you warm yourself up before shows? I'm picturing some sort of Al Pacino "AWOOOOGA" voice exercises.


WesBeardtooth

🤔…seems legit…


btribble3000

Is the correct spelling “WHOO” or “WOO”?


Pumuckl4Life

Whichever annoys you more!


Deep_Belt8304

It's normally "WHOO", or "WOO" if you went to private school.


wrenchinthemachine

Does this neurotic dissorder bleed over to every day life ? Do you woo in stores, at family parties, during sex, or at funerals?


Deep_Belt8304

I've wooed a few times while ejaculating, but I never woo and tell 😉  I also wooed at my brother in law's funeral (people are so sensitive nowdays, blame the left) and regularly in movie theatres


sound_of_apocalypto

Would you kindly STFU?


Deep_Belt8304

No


Oleg101

Are you also responsible for what kind of culture war news gets fed to Bill each week


Deep_Belt8304

Yes, but I also update Bill on the hard-hitting issues like masks and ozempic


Unique_Display_Name

Wrap some Ozempic in masks and toss it at the stage. If he complains, tell him it's a gift for Chris Christie. (He is high risk)


hp6830

Is Ric Flair an inspiration for your art?


Deep_Belt8304

He is my muse, yes


JNR481

What joy do you get from wooooo all the time? Do you know the millions you annoy? How do you keep getting invited back?


Deep_Belt8304

You see, there's an ancient prophecy that states I must chant "WOO" on every episode of Real Time at least 6 times per episode. This is the only thing that prevents our civilization from being consumed by the Chimera.


Pumuckl4Life

Thanks, then, I guess...


Deep_Belt8304

WOOOO!!! YEAH!!


nsjersey

Are you a Chicago Cubs fan?


Deep_Belt8304

WOOO CUBS WOO!!


jdbway

You have ED, right?


Deep_Belt8304

The louder I whoo, the harder I am.


jdbway

Great now I'm half-chubbed


aurelorba

Why did you do it? Just to annoy people or did you think it added to the show?


Deep_Belt8304

I saw the comedy segments and I was like: what if I could ruin all of these?


Jfitz007

Cenk Uygur revealed that you have to kiss Bill’s ass to get on his show. Is this true?


Deep_Belt8304

False. I'm one of the writers, I wrote the "Trump jerking off two guys" joke, so Bill promoted me to full-time audience plant.


Unique_Display_Name

🙌


ReginaFelangi987

Does Bill pay you to be there?


Deep_Belt8304

Yes. I'm one of the writing staff. Bill got tired of the audience groaning at his jokes, so he sent me in to drown out the groans.


MrYdobon

Now that your WOO's are catching shade, have you considered alternatives to woo?


Deep_Belt8304

I'm considering a spinoff show with the HAHAHA lady. It will be like Club Random except we don't let anyone else talk.


Ronin6000

I just watched the latest episode here in Sydney. Been watching him for years, and you may be the thing that gets me to stop watching the show. Fucking most annoying and childish thing I’ve ever heard.


Deep_Belt8304

WHOOOO!! YEAH!! Bill needs me in the audience to stroke his ego and encourage audience participation... I love making the most grating and obnoxious hollering noise possible. I'm paid by the decibel.


Additional-Face5427

I Love Bill Maher


Deep_Belt8304

When I see him I'm like "WOOO!!" Miles better than John Oliver anyway.


Commercial-Weird-313

Where have you been the past couple weeks?


Deep_Belt8304

I found a pack of Xanax on the sidewalk a few weeks back and I got too far into them....


scoot87

Interesting… https://www.reddit.com/r/Maher/s/R7h6s0VyUC


Deep_Belt8304

Great minds lmao