I never hear you on the show, only see the complaints on the subreddit. Do you operate at a particular frequency level where only certain people can hear you?
What is your response to those who claim Bubb Rubb's work clearly influenced you? And in what ways has his groundbreaking work impacted the style and content of your woo performance?
Have you considered any other exclamation? Like "OOOOHHHH YEEEEEAAHHH! "PREACH BROTHA," or "HEAR, HEAR!"
Also, were you also the guy who started the chants on Jerry Springer? Be honest.
I've wooed a few times while ejaculating, but I never woo and tell 😉
I also wooed at my brother in law's funeral (people are so sensitive nowdays, blame the left) and regularly in movie theatres
You see, there's an ancient prophecy that states I must chant "WOO" on every episode of Real Time at least 6 times per episode.
This is the only thing that prevents our civilization from being consumed by the Chimera.
I just watched the latest episode here in Sydney. Been watching him for years, and you may be the thing that gets me to stop watching the show. Fucking most annoying and childish thing I’ve ever heard.
WHOOOO!! YEAH!! Bill needs me in the audience to stroke his ego and encourage audience participation...
I love making the most grating and obnoxious hollering noise possible. I'm paid by the decibel.
Do you WHOO after taking a wholesome shit?
You know it brother
That’s amazing, I let out a boisterous YASSSSSS myself.
I’m disappointed that OP didn’t simply respond to Every comment here with “WHOOO!”
Has anyone ever told you to shove your WHOO WHOO up your CHOO CHOO? 🍑😂🤣
Not until today 😂
What’s your best Whooo? Do you ever catch Bill’s eye?
Is your password to everything WOO123
Growing up, did you plans to make a career from your WHOOS or did it just sorta happen?
What's the name of that odd British sci-fi show, about a guy who travels through time in a blue box? 'Doctor', something
WHOOO!!!
I never hear you on the show, only see the complaints on the subreddit. Do you operate at a particular frequency level where only certain people can hear you?
I'm their sleep paralysis demon
Will there be a mid-show ceremony when you execute your 1000th whoo?
Yes next episode. It will be exactly at 30 minute mark when the Demorcatic guest is weakly pushing back on the Conservative guest's sweeping claims.
🤣🤣🤣
What is your response to those who claim Bubb Rubb's work clearly influenced you? And in what ways has his groundbreaking work impacted the style and content of your woo performance?
Have you considered any other exclamation? Like "OOOOHHHH YEEEEEAAHHH! "PREACH BROTHA," or "HEAR, HEAR!" Also, were you also the guy who started the chants on Jerry Springer? Be honest.
I am pre-programmed to say only "WHOO" and "YEAHH" sadly And yes I am... Contractually I can't talk about it tho
What's the weirdest place you ever whoo'd?
During a congressional hearing on war crimes in central Africa.
How do you warm yourself up before shows? I'm picturing some sort of Al Pacino "AWOOOOGA" voice exercises.
🤔…seems legit…
Is the correct spelling “WHOO” or “WOO”?
Whichever annoys you more!
It's normally "WHOO", or "WOO" if you went to private school.
Does this neurotic dissorder bleed over to every day life ? Do you woo in stores, at family parties, during sex, or at funerals?
I've wooed a few times while ejaculating, but I never woo and tell 😉 I also wooed at my brother in law's funeral (people are so sensitive nowdays, blame the left) and regularly in movie theatres
Would you kindly STFU?
No
Are you also responsible for what kind of culture war news gets fed to Bill each week
Yes, but I also update Bill on the hard-hitting issues like masks and ozempic
Wrap some Ozempic in masks and toss it at the stage. If he complains, tell him it's a gift for Chris Christie. (He is high risk)
Is Ric Flair an inspiration for your art?
He is my muse, yes
What joy do you get from wooooo all the time? Do you know the millions you annoy? How do you keep getting invited back?
You see, there's an ancient prophecy that states I must chant "WOO" on every episode of Real Time at least 6 times per episode. This is the only thing that prevents our civilization from being consumed by the Chimera.
Thanks, then, I guess...
WOOOO!!! YEAH!!
Are you a Chicago Cubs fan?
WOOO CUBS WOO!!
You have ED, right?
The louder I whoo, the harder I am.
Great now I'm half-chubbed
Why did you do it? Just to annoy people or did you think it added to the show?
I saw the comedy segments and I was like: what if I could ruin all of these?
Cenk Uygur revealed that you have to kiss Bill’s ass to get on his show. Is this true?
False. I'm one of the writers, I wrote the "Trump jerking off two guys" joke, so Bill promoted me to full-time audience plant.
🙌
Does Bill pay you to be there?
Yes. I'm one of the writing staff. Bill got tired of the audience groaning at his jokes, so he sent me in to drown out the groans.
Now that your WOO's are catching shade, have you considered alternatives to woo?
I'm considering a spinoff show with the HAHAHA lady. It will be like Club Random except we don't let anyone else talk.
I just watched the latest episode here in Sydney. Been watching him for years, and you may be the thing that gets me to stop watching the show. Fucking most annoying and childish thing I’ve ever heard.
WHOOOO!! YEAH!! Bill needs me in the audience to stroke his ego and encourage audience participation... I love making the most grating and obnoxious hollering noise possible. I'm paid by the decibel.
I Love Bill Maher
When I see him I'm like "WOOO!!" Miles better than John Oliver anyway.
Where have you been the past couple weeks?
I found a pack of Xanax on the sidewalk a few weeks back and I got too far into them....
Interesting… https://www.reddit.com/r/Maher/s/R7h6s0VyUC
Great minds lmao