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Holy fuck! DVD is 98 years old? I didn't know he was still alive! Now to find reruns of Diagnosis Murder


JackC1126

Nobody remembers DVD is still alive


CalmGiraffe1373

I thought for a couple years that he had died in 2014, because I saw the third Night at the Museum movie had dedications to some of the actors who actually had died recently, and, being a kid at the time, thought I saw his name there.


Goldiscool503

He showed up in one of the sound of music stage plays maybe 6 years ago. He dances for about 40 seconds but it was super impressive to see a 90+ year old man with moves like that. When he was done the ovation was amazing.


No-Avocado-533

Plot twist: DVD laughs it all off and reverse ages.


Mextiza

He better bring MTM with him


[deleted]

Ozzy takes up coke again and turns into a teenager


Clayfool9

Ozzy recently said with his conditions he’s got 10yrs max, so it’s possible. I didn’t shed a tear for MJ, but I know I will likely weep for Ozzy


RunnyPlease

MJ?


zerombr

Probably Michael Jackson


RunnyPlease

I’m sorry if this is a known thing but what does Ozzy Osbourne have to do with Michael Jackson ?


Clayfool9

I speak in terms of personal comparative reactions towards their deaths.


Awkward_Potential_

But why reference anyone specific? Is MJ like your death barometor?


Clayfool9

Yes, Michael Jackson


aarplain

Damn, I didn’t know Mick Jagger died.


Vivid-Low-5911

The only reason to say Dick Van Dyke will die is due to his advanced age. I've heard nothing about him having health problems. Ozzy has some health issues, but he also has a team of doctors and lots of money. Don't know anything about Ric Flair, but I just found a video of him showing his health regimen. I'd say there's a chance none of them will die.


27_8x10_CGP

When Flair dies, I'm expecting it to be in a wrestling ring or a bar.


mookormyth

Ric Flairs liver is 126.


Mextiza

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


tomhsmith

This was the last thing I've seen of Ric Flair: https://twitter.com/i/status/1787894210198192413


DargyBear

Apparently this happened while I was in town for my little sister’s graduation but we missed the excitement. Personally I was a bigger fan of Leonardo’s which used to be across the street more or less. But as I walked by Piesano’s with some old college friends we were talking about how there’s wood-fired pizza and coal-fired pizza but what the fuck is stone-fired pizza? Are they shoveling in limestone and using a coke furnace for baking pizzas?


tomhsmith

I think it involves heating a stone and then placing the pizza on said hot stone.


Bogofdoritos

My friends and I play a game (really I pester them until they agree to play) where we each pick three famous people who we think will die each year. I like to do one old person (think Mitch McConnell), one who isn’t sick or old but who wouldn’t surprise you (maybe someone who has had drug issues or parties a bit too much), and one wildcard (like Robin Williams). It is awful and I know I’m going to hell for it.


Vivid-Low-5911

People have been doing that for years. There was a 1988 Clint Eastwood movie called The Dead Pool that was based on the premise of people betting on which celebrities would die.


Bogofdoritos

No shit? I thought I made it up. My dad loves Clint Eastwood, so I’m surprised I’ve never seen that!


CincoDeMayoFan

Clint Eastwood is in his 90s now too, hopefully he makes it through the year.


PaintedClownPenis

Jeez, I hate to admit this but I think that every office in the Washington DC area might have had a celebrity deathpool in about 1998. Everyone thought they had the inside track. I was a temp and I refused to play because I was afraid someone would send me home if I was in danger of winning, which I would have been because I saw dozens of lists, and everyone's inside tracks. *A lot* of people guessed Keith Richards was going to die in those late 1990s games. I'm never betting against that guy again.


Geniusinternetguy

There’s a name for that game. It’s called a Deadpool.


CalmGiraffe1373

Captain Deadpool! ...just Deadpool.


Ridespacemountain25

I got my Jimmy Carter as my first pick.


Constant_Will362

Ozzy seems to be doing much better. He is calling for one last BLACK SABBATH concert, he is doing a podcast, and his health seems to be 3 degrees better than one year ago. I don't think Ric Flair will die for a long time. He is too tough. He may look older, but he is still causing a ruckuss in North Carolina restaurants and bars, looking for a parking-lot fight. The only one I'll give you is Dick Van Dyke, and he is one of the oldest men alive in America.


Gr1zzRing

Ozzy has done this numerous times and its for a reason. He cannot stop, and he wont stop. The only way he stops making music is if he drops dead. Its incredibly inspiring.


Megaverse_Mastermind

This sounds like the start of the most legendary cage match since Mankind vs. The Undertaker.


Silly-Scene6524

And Trump.


madicusmeximus2

Trump won't go until Jesus comes back and tosses him into the Lake of Fire in 8 years.


Far_Resort5502

I was just thinking: "Awesome! A MMW post not about Trump!" Nope


No-Avocado-533

annnnnd there it is, predictably for this sub


gumby1004

welcome to reddit


improperbehavior333

Why, why would you even put that out there?


Overall-Mine4375

WoW! Bold prediction


RunnyPlease

Rick Flair? Even the angels will have a hard time holding those alligators down.


Time-Bite-6839

Shatner is immortal. The man looks 60 and he’s 92.


gumby1004

I give everyone at least 2 more years…see you in 2026!


WorldsWeakestMan

Hey, fuck you. You may be right about Dick as he is approaching 100 but honestly I think he’ll beat it and has a few years. I think Rick and Ozzy both have 10 years left at least, if Ozzy didn’t have the Parkinson’s I’d say he has 20 more.


BenWallace04

*Ric


TheTubaGeek

God, I hope you are 100% wrong. !remindme 01/01/2025


AMan_Has_NoName

Damn, I didn’t know DVD was still alive.


ohreddit1

DVD will hit 100. But I’ll add Jimmy Carter and Gene Hackman. 


Gdog1215

What about James Floyd?


yeeterbuilt

You forgot Jimmy Carter.


Huge-Percentage8008

I’ll see that and raise you that lebron James and Kate upton will still be alive


Kate-2025123

There is no one I’m more afraid of than DVD.


notwyntonmarsalis

RemindMe! January 1, 2025


Phill_Cyberman

>Dick Van Dyke You shut your mouth, Cassandra


caseybvdc74

Remind me! One year


future_forward

How dare you


JackC1126

Don’t how dare me yet let’s see if I’m right first


Otherwise_Target_862

But rick is selling viagra, at least something of him will be still standing erect lol