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*You do you and I'll*
*Do me, and we won't do each*
*Other.... probably?*
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Yes, it was a bit from Unus Annus where Mark makes a reference to getting a fake sponsorship from Del Monte corn
They then also sent him like a 24 pack of corn a few months later that he posted a video of on his main channel
“Who's coming, huh? If you're coming right now let me see it, let me see it. Show me. HUH. HE, HE WHO IS COMING. You better get out here, you better COME out here. You better come where I am!”
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You do you and I'll do me, and we won't do each other.... probably?
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Thank you!
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That's a good poem that's the best poem
I actually watched this video literally two days ago entirely by accident and then didn't realize it was that video until it happened and I quoted it.
Which video is that again?
His original run of FNAF 1 or 2. Not sure which but I know it made it into the animation so
Fnaf 3 because he’s talking to Springtrap lol
The fact I still know this from YEARS ago is wild
I am a man with FIVE OVENS
FIVE OVENS
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THIS ONE!
Press b to blow
I miss those videos lol. I need to rewatch them
Which videos? I'm sure I've seen it, but I forget a bunch over time
Dungeon Nightmares
I didn't even know he had played that!
“I will always be with you” NO THANK YOU
Don't follow her to that room... Oh really? Did she hear about my B to Blow skills?
Lixian, make me look good.
*immediate horrifying fisheye effect*
Lixian, Z O O M ! Enhance ! Closer !
I'm not a masochist, I'm just pushing my body to the limits to see if it can take it.
"And they can torture me as much as I want-"
You're so Portuguese.
Meow
I’ve watched so many Markiplier videos that I don’t remember which one he said meow in
I was referring to the Lixian iron king game
Ah. Cool! Thank you!
Came here to say that one
“Sips corn”
This cofuses me deeple what is it from?
Think it was from unus anus if I remember correctly
Yes, it was a bit from Unus Annus where Mark makes a reference to getting a fake sponsorship from Del Monte corn They then also sent him like a 24 pack of corn a few months later that he posted a video of on his main channel
Was that the bite of '87?
Aurgh aurgh aurgh aurgh
Where’s the blacksmith?!
I'M GONNA USE THIS RAKE ON THE LADDER!!!
I was looking for this one! Sooo funny. I re-watch this constantly.
Oh man I forgot about that one that’s so old
I can milk you
What if i didnt run?
What if I’m not a coward?
What if I want them to kill me?
What if I want them to try?
*cue one of the sickest beats known to man*
Hello everybody, my name is welcome
“What????”
*reverbed* w e l c o m e
Awww youre so portugese
Fiber optic cable core moment
Ding dong Bing bong here comes my ding dong
XD
Bone broth
I’m ghrelin like a felon right now
You close? You close?!?
I think… you need some time alone
"THE FLYING URAYULI !"
ALL UNRULY CHILDREN WILL YEILD TO THE FLYING URAYULI!
I don’t know what came over me… ITS WHATS CAME OVER YOU, THE FLYING UYARULI
its what came over YOU!
*keeps mispronouncing "urayuli"*
Such a good playthough
“Let’s loft the beds”
We'll have so much room for activities!
I think we did throw like one party. That no one came to.
Skriddle
" A skittle... Skr.. skr.. SKRIDDLE!"
A scratch
“What happens when you level up, and you need to put points into you…?” “… skill tree! Skil-skilltuurle. Skiddle!”
WE LOVE THE COMPANY!!!
THE COMPANYYYY
WE LOVE THE CUMONME
🙁
Floof the hair for power
Press E to squeeze / Press Q to let go
Press B to blow
#I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS 🗣️🗣️
The VVITCH
The FLYING URAYULI
All will fear the FLYING UYARULI
You do you, I do me, and we don’t do each other…probably.
“Electric blue goo! I LOVE electric blue goo!”
It’s got what plants crave
You Right
Is that him speaking or the soundboard.
Do not pee in our brita filter!
I HATE that I can still hear Amy's indignant voice in this lol
I AM A MAN THAT OWNS FIVE OVENS!
GHOST DOOOGGG
BOAT DOOOGGG
"I'm only stupid when I'm not smart."
"Oh it's adorable! Oh it's traumatized... Oh it has a n x i e t y."
Because I am the #KING #OF FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S
You're so Port-a-geese
This is what drives people to turn into werewolves! And that is a choice, not a curse!
"TINY BOX TIM!!!!"
I'm so boned, I'm so STRONGLY boned!
The dance of Italy ho wo wo!
It's the dance of Italy WOAH WOAH WOAH (Memento Mori)
"hello everybody! My name is bagamum \~confused face\~"
I PUT THE WATER IN! I TAKE THE WATER OUT! I PUT THE WATER IN! I TAKE THE WATER OUT! I PUT THE WATER IN! I TAKE THE WATER OUT!
ARE YOU A LITTLE PISS BABY?!
sex is great but you ever have a PIE?
Why do you keep me around? Emergency food?
I’m gonna fix this from outside
I'm shaking and crying rn
Hello everybody my name is Welcome
Who's cumming?
If you're coming right now, let me see it, let me see it
He who is coming
“Who's coming, huh? If you're coming right now let me see it, let me see it. Show me. HUH. HE, HE WHO IS COMING. You better get out here, you better COME out here. You better come where I am!”
“What if I didn’t run, what if I’m not a coward. What if I want them to kill me, what if I want them to try!”
"I just BEANED my kid in the back of the head with a gallon of milk... PERFECTLY NORMAL DAD STUFF"
I’m sorry, did that tree, just get up, AND LEAVE??
“You’ve done this part before, you know it’s possible. Just do what you did the first time.”
Hey, now, don't try this at hoooome!
do do do do
Oh it’s a key change
I'M KING OF THE SQUIRRELS!!!
"I have 3 balls. A very odd medical condition."
The Worlds, Quiiiietest, Letsplay
I’m flubbernucked anyway!
So fly! Like a butterfly, like a butterFLYYY
Y’know the first night is never usually that bad in any of the games.
*immediately dies*
Also happy cake day
“a little too easy”
THE MER-MER!
Pass, pass… pass… smash. Would this technically make me a furry?
Lixian edit that out so I look good
"Lixian, make me handsome." *que Lixian's face being edited onto Mark's*
SHUT UP NURSE
You know you... you jiggle a lot which is something I appreciate.
THERE’S NO NUMBERS!!!!!
God is technically the devil which is technically you and you're able to beat him
“Is that the bite of ‘87?!”
You close?
A timid jazz pianist
“I think I swallowed a my pet named Steve.”
E
Bobs fridge
Pee sauna
So, the door doesn’t door?
WHERES THE BLACKSMITH!! 👹👹 I’ll shove my chair up your butt Ahhhh it’s moose man he’s so ugly
There's a reason why we don't talk about the pizza incident
“People might mistake me for some kinda of masochist”
8 inches AROUND
Where do I use the rake?!?
Meow, Woof, Moo, and more importantly BOAT DOGG
Lixian, ZOOM!
Bajeezus someone’s got bad breath! No no no no no no no no no no no no
I'm boned! I'm so STRONGLY BONED!
I’m Rudolph the semen covered reindeer
THE FLOWER IS RECEIVING OF THE STAR (or something along those lines) - Mark
I don't watch markiplier, these comments are making me really want to tho
You def should. He’s absolutely hilarious and I haven’t watched a bad video yet.
The crazed buttstabber!
I've been a good boy, been such a good boy! Don't do it! Noo!! 😂
So usually the first night isn’t that bad in any of the games so I’ll j- **DEATH**
“The Steel Samurai!”
“I can milk you”
Don’t pee in our Brita filter mark!
“This intro is BUMPIN’!” 🕺
I'm like a wild if I'm cornered, I'll punch ya in the gabba swear me mum, swear me mum everyone.
I’ll buy that crown back for like a dollar.
A pet named Steve
I WILL MURDER YOUR FACE!!!
`SCP: M-A-R-K-I-P-L-I-E-R` the most dangerous SCP around
Tiny Box Tim...
SHUT UP NURSE! I'M A DOCTOR! OF COURSE I KNOW WHATS BEST!
*eats green beans from a can*
ITS PUNISHMENT TIME!!!!!
You want me to press B to blow?
Gimme your money gimme your money gimme your money
DEMONS JIM, DEMONS!
HI, I'm mArkIpLIer, aNd tOdAy i'M gonNa sHoW YoU hOw to SmAsH a bOtTlE aGaInst YoUr hEaD!
Where's the blacksmith ?
I AM A MAN
WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS!
MICHAEL. DONT LEAVE ME HERE.
WHERE. IS. THE. BLAAAAAAAAACKSMIIIIIIIITH.
What a touching family reunion, the mother the daughter the son….and the sword. There’s only one thing missing
"It's about the POWER." Or, alternatively: "I want a woman who can crush my head between her thighs."
Subway Spyro
You think that you is am you you is you think me is
[удалено]
IM THE KING OF THE SQUIRRELS
Is Vox as strong as he purports?
I can milk you…
**I can milk you.**
We're gonna pretend like that's not a problem until it's already eating me
YOU CLOSE? YOU CLOSE?!
okay, so the first night is never usually that bad-
Brother wife sister husband sister cousin