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Buuuutt... Will I have to select options for what happens next?
Hostage House Guest with Markiplier.
- It like "At Dead of Night" but in morning setting with SAW house vibes where Damian/ Wilford Warstache is the antagonist.
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Fortunately this will never happen.
Reason 1: I don't feel comfortable sharing a room with someone let alone a bed
Reason 2: I'm aro ace, so no relationships. Even if I wasn't aro ace I wouldn't get married
Reason 3: I don't eat meat (so if I did have a husband, he would know not to make bacon)
Reason 4: Mark doesn't know where I live
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Ah yes, the breakfast of 87.
The breakskull of 87
This would be a great to see in a 3 scary games episode
Indie horror game idea: mark is your husband and kills you
I would play that 100%
.... Can the protagonist be Amy or is that a bit too on the nose ?
Amy actually saves you in the game in the end and marries you 🫥
At the end of the game, as the camera pans to a tree in the distance, we see Mark standing there beneath it..... menacingly....
Isn't that just a date with Markiplier?
A choose your own adventure, naturally.
Of course. Like a Chilla's Art game. You can only survive happily in one story.
I would be SO dead
The chances of markiplier killing you are low….. *but never zero*
👁👄👁
But mine said his name is welcome
Mine said he was Warkiplier
Such sweet moments... 😍😍😍
That's... not exactly where I was expecting that to go
God why can't I be amy
Skill Issue
I’d support this venture. 😂😂 omg we need this
Why did this make me laugh so hard
Buuuutt... Will I have to select options for what happens next? Hostage House Guest with Markiplier. - It like "At Dead of Night" but in morning setting with SAW house vibes where Damian/ Wilford Warstache is the antagonist.
That feels like an ending to a With Markiplier thing
Well… It‘lol be an interesting “So how did you die?” story to tell in the afterlife.
The Pancake of 87
the dream 🤍
Hot
Please, someone make a video of it (or a game) and insert that Mark jumping and punching video at the end
Is it bad if me to laugh really hard when I read it? 🤣🤣
*hits u with pipe* sorgy, accident!
It was nice read until it wasn't 😭
The 1st degree manslaughter of 87
😂
It’s the dream…
The breakfast of 87
I would never do that to my wife
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Well... I wouldn't be hungry ig
God I wish that were me
Fortunately this will never happen. Reason 1: I don't feel comfortable sharing a room with someone let alone a bed Reason 2: I'm aro ace, so no relationships. Even if I wasn't aro ace I wouldn't get married Reason 3: I don't eat meat (so if I did have a husband, he would know not to make bacon) Reason 4: Mark doesn't know where I live
“Mark doesn’t know where I live” But do you *know for sure*?
Lol
methinks some would die happily in this scenario... me? not so much.