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Commercial-Sleep8500

Who should I vote for then šŸ’€šŸ˜­


teh-warfstache

Biden ig idfk šŸ˜­


PhoenixGash

Way better than trump, he will ruin us even further than he already did, did you know he actually did actually rig the election with Hillary, he is convicted of it too


Shirtty_Art_Designs

I sincerely hope the people reading this understand how untrue every word of it is.


Commercial-Sleep8500

Oh America šŸ˜­


teh-warfstache

We're fubernucked anyway


Commercial-Sleep8500

Fr šŸ˜…


bigtoadman

SO *FLYYYYYYYYY*


xXMLGDOODXx

Bro cannot be serious


wildshroomies

what a valid response šŸ˜­


emil836k

Guys guys guys, letā€™s keep the politics off this subreddit, ā€˜kay?


Maskyboitatnun

Bidenā€™s biggest crime is being old, thereā€™s a whole book of reasons not to vote for Trump, Bidenā€™s annoying sometimes, Trump is a literal threat to this countries existence


dollop420

Not just Trump himself, but his supporters and their plans as well. Project 2025 and the Heritage Foundation are terrifying


Maskyboitatnun

For sure, now a lot of project 2025 is stuff that canā€™t actually be implemented due to how closely contested congress is and they wouldnā€™t actually be able to fully do a lot of whatā€™s in there, but even inviting the possibility of it is unwise. They canā€™t do a lot of what they say theyā€™ll do because thatā€™s simply not how the US government works, but why invite it at all


Entire-League-3362

Biden's biggest crime is funding genocide


d_squishy

Well, if Biden croaks in office, we have Kamala


Omydahomie_69

Facts thatā€™s probably the best way


mothmanspartner

independent!


Great_Value01

Sonic T. Hedgehog


Mental_Speaker340

President jimble


tacobell_dumpster

At this point flip a coin it cant get worse


CocoaSwann

let me guess...you don't know any African American folks....


tacobell_dumpster

My sisters mixed, I grew up in the hood and I literally live in Detroit.


CocoaSwann

uh huh. just because you happen to "be related" to someone who is "mixed" does not mean you are paying attention to what African Americans are saying when it comes to politics. i just wish americans would approach this topic with rationality, context, and the desire to work for a system that helps folks of all colors.


Zack_W_

RFK Jr. I don't know everything about the guy or anything, but from what I do know, and with the fact that I'd really like to own a house someday, I'm voting RFK. Unless something big changes, he should be a very safe, very good vote. You can watch him answer the questions that were asked in the recent debate (notice I say asked not answered šŸ˜‚) at therealdebate.com or on Twitter. You can mostly decide from that whether you think he's a good candidate or not, and vote accordingly. Btw, his voice is due to a condition. He knows, he hates it too, just stick with it and see if you like him regardless of it.


Empty-Cricket5931

Downside is the bipartisan system makes it nearly impossible for a third party to receive enough votes to come out ahead- the system didn't even let RFKJr into the debates because he didn't pull enough in the primaries


Zack_W_

Neither did trump or Biden. Actually, the only qualification that he didn't end up having was the "need (241 or something) potential electoral votes through being on enough ballots, but NOBODY is on the ballots yet. Not even Trump and Biden qualified to be on that stage. As for the bipartisan system, the only reason a 3rd party "can't" win is because we rhe people don't perceive him as able to. That said, I think he really could. He's actually beating both Biden and Trump for voters under 35 right now. If we vote for rfk, he may not win. That's a sad fact. But even still? There is a light, and it would be foolish of us not to reach for it, regardless of how fleeting it may be. RFK can win a debate against those two. Eventually, he'll have the chance. Either way, I refuse to vote between 2 evils, just because it's hard to obtain something better. I want to own a house and have a family someday. I can't afford to do that until the housing market is fixed. RFK wants to fix it, T&B don't care about it at all.


ThousandEyedCoin

I honestly agree with you, excepting the point of voting between two evils. Realistically, the ultimate outcome of RFK running successfully will be to pull voters from Biden or Trump, effectively giving them to the other. One of those "illusions of choice" situations, at least in respect to a vote for RFK actually being for him as an end result. In that respect, I'm partial to voting and supporting ranked choice voting any and every time I can. It's the only way we're ever going to see a 3+ party system where independents are more than a creative method of self-imposed voter suppression. Just about every independent in the last few decades has been the ideal choice, and with any luck we'll establish a system that supports them outside of some catastrophic situation that rules out either of the two big parties beyond those we've already seen. That said, I fully support your stance, intent, and mentality in this, friend. :)


Zack_W_

You may be the first person to nicely comment and add to the discussion like this (in reference to US politics, specifically in the last decade) šŸ˜‚


Empty-Cricket5931

Agreed šŸ‘


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Tackyuser

Do some research on the circumstances of his ex wife's suicide and why she did it. And how rfk treated her. It's horrific


Ill-Two9767

Robert F Kennedy Jr! A well known environmentalist and activist!


Chucky_In_The_Attic

šŸ˜ Oh my god. I actually hadn't considered people throwing their votes away for a stupid joke. And you just know it happens.


ocontreras19

It happened with Harambe


Chucky_In_The_Attic

I know! It's...crazy. Ridiculous. Then again, the state of this country and the people that run it are basically elected clowns. Although saying that is an injustice to hard working clowns.


OctoSevenTwo

There were literally people voting for Harambe at one point. Donā€™t give people so much credit.


PissOnLincoln

Tbf every candidates a joke


Silver_Ad3754

Less and less people vote each year bc of how stupid the presidents get and im scared for the outcome in the future


Empty-Cricket5931

Harambe and DeezNutz got enough votes to tip the electoral votes in a couple states by taking away from one candidate or another :( people will totally do it


theJman0209

You act like the election isnā€™t a joke already. Voting for either candidate is just a nonsensical.


lamp-l1ghter

Please, please don't throw away your vote. Yes, our two main candidates are trash. If you don't know who to vote for, do the research and figure out the lesser of the two evils. Fun fact: gen z and millennials make up over 40% of the US population. If everyone voted, real change could happen. We'll never see change if we waste our votes on memes. And if you insist of not voting for a presidential candidate, at least participate in voting for your local leaders and policies.


Astral_Borne

Love this. Not pushing one party or the other, just pushing people to do their part. Cheers to you, Lamp.


lamp-l1ghter

Yep, I think it's important for people to form their own opinions and do research into what they are voting for.


supersloo

I just want to drop "Project 2025" since no one has mentioned it. If you are undecided who to vote for, that should hopefully clear things up one way or another.


Extreme_Glass9879

So if we ALL vote for Markiplier he could actually be elected.


lamp-l1ghter

That math ain't mathing lol, we just need Mark to legitimately run in the next election :)


Extreme_Glass9879

Trump managed to win in 2016, im sure we can push Markimoo into the big chair.


lamp-l1ghter

I feel that Mark would decline. It would get in the way of Iron Lung 2


Empty-Cricket5931

Trumps been a major power player in politics for years tho


Extreme_Glass9879

Mark's a power player in culture and now the movie industry


Empty-Cricket5931

Thats true. That was enough to get plenty of others elected. Still worrisome


CocoaSwann

NO! he is NOT a registered candidate, so you'll be throwing your vote away.


ValkoHAUS

yes so many things will change, just as they have been for the past 30 years.


teh-warfstache

I'm serious, please don't actually vote for him


AdSpare6646

You canā€™t stop me (Iā€™m not even from the US)


Elskamo

For a minute, I forgot that America has an election coming up as well and had to figure out why people would be voting for Mark as Prime Minister this week... to be fair though, I'd much rather have him in charge of the UK than anyone else on our ballot! XD


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Idk man. Niko Omilana looks like he'd be pretty good.


Villain_Deku__

I'd apply for English citizenship just to vote for him


Fun_League9377

Is the joke youā€™re talking about the two candidates currently running or voting for Mark?


Aviexoxo

Yes


SpookiiDaScarii

Donā€™t worry I wont! Would be kinda hard to vote for American president in New Zealand


namu_the_whale

hard, but not impossible


SpookiiDaScarii

How do you figure šŸ¤Ø


namu_the_whale

where there's a will, there's a way


SpookiiDaScarii

Iā€™ll get right on thatšŸ«”šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø


CJ-IS

For real! We can not lose to another joke vote!


Late-Summer-1208

I do what I want (Iā€™m Canadian)


BusyDucks

I donā€™t think heā€™s actually running, but I could be wrong.


cashinyourface

You can still vote for people who don't run


BusyDucks

I learn something new everyday.


EleanorofAquitaine

Yep. You can write in any name you want.


am_Nein

Would it count as legitimate? Edit: ok I really didn't think this through.


Entire-League-3362

You can, but it won't count unless the name you write is a registered candidate


Entire-League-3362

Your vote will not count unless the candidate you write in is registered


Neveah_Hope_Dreams

Vote for what?


Mi_Hoi_Minoi

Upcoming presidential elections for the US


Neveah_Hope_Dreams

Lol. Mark being the president would be so awesome and I would be so jealous of the USA. But only if he has the experience or is comfortable with it.


Mi_Hoi_Minoi

One could dream,right?šŸ˜‚


CriticalJeweler3474

I'm honestly surprised he would even MENTION wanting to be elected because he's "old enough to be president"


OLLBURYGTG

Nuh I will (Iā€™m not an American)


HDhunter360

I like Mark, but I would only vote for him if I liked the policy he proposes.


minklebinkle

wait, in the US you can actually vote for someone who isn't running? it isnt a checkbox ballot? you can just, like... write whoever the hell you want?


Entire-League-3362

Write in votes only count if the person is a registered candidate


minklebinkle

ah, that makes more sense, i was baffled


CraZinventorIRL

Yes, though if somehow that person won they would be perfectly within their rights to say no thanks. It just has to be their legal name.


minklebinkle

wow! thats absolutely wild. every new thing i learn about the US political system baffles me.


CraZinventorIRL

What baffles me the most, as a US citizen, is that a convicted felon is not ineligible to run for president. If I remember correctly, literally the only requirements are being a citizen, having lived in the country for 10 years, and being over 35.


Silver_Ad3754

But its not a joke... He would be a better president than both trump and biden combined


HowlerVFrankenstein

Not necessarily. For all we are aware of, he knows absolutely nothing about politics. Being president is more than just sitting in a chair and barking orders


Silver_Ad3754

Look at trump and biden... Both arguing like little kids on a playground, one is a senile man and the other is a criminal


HowlerVFrankenstein

That's not really the point, though. None of them are good candidates. Mark doesn't have the credentials. Trump is just evil, and Biden has dementia. Don't vote for any of them. Use your vote on a 3rd party runner. At least if enough people vote, they have a chance.


Kale6196

Who else is there to vote for? And in our broken nation, does our vote even matter? I say we should just do whatever the hell we want at this point, presidency is just one big joke šŸ˜… EDIT: Please stop replying to my comment with politics. I donā€™t care, and I was joking.


DatBlobbyFish

Yes but this is exactly the sort of voter apathy that Trump and the Republicans are counting on. Please vote against the fascist, even if the opposing candidate has issues. šŸ™šŸ½


Maskyboitatnun

It does matter, 100% vote for Biden, Iā€™ll take old over old and evil anyday


Tackyuser

If you're willing to risk fascism over your feelings of a system, then that says more about you than our democracy.


Kale6196

Guys please I was just joking, itā€™s going to be okay. I promise.


Commercial-Sleep8500

I mean your not wrong šŸ˜­


Spectre7NZ

They did with Boris Johnson...


b33fy_18

Would he tho?


sincleave

I imagine he wouldnā€™t want to be president either.


Sweetkiren

Wait, can you just vote for ANYONE in the USA? The person doesn't have to like register as a presidential candidate or something?


Entire-League-3362

They do have to be registered for a write in vote to count


xervidae

he's better than what we have now #markiplier2024


Western-Influence-47

if voting changed anything, they would make it illegal


Poise-on

I wanna vote for mark LOSERR [cant vote . Lives in a colony]


SisterPERIOD

Wait.. is he actually running??


SisterPERIOD

Just learned you can vote for anybody whether they're running or not. Edit: This is not true. Your vote will be invalidated.


Entire-League-3362

No you can not. Your vote will not count unless they are a registered candidate


SisterPERIOD

Oh really? Thanks for telling me.


DukePassMasters

Vote for who you want (or don't vote). Freedom, right?


Civil-Vacation9712

That's enough reddit for me for today...


Miserable-Cut-7582

Than we should vote for Darkipler


bookbrell

Agreed. While one individual vote may not make a difference in the outcome, a large crowd with that mindset could absolutely influence an election. And that goes for anyone who voters may write-in, not just Mark.


CuriousLuck9894

I would vote for him


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lostwng

You're choice is one old stuttering man who is actually trying to unite the country, vs an old convicted felon, rapist, accused child rapist, who tried to over throw the government because he lost and called nazis and kkk good people...yep both disgusting...


Leprechaun123456

To be completely honest with you, Biden is further contributing to the polarization of the political parties, which really isn't contributing to uniting the country. And for the record, biden has also been accused of sexual misconduct. Granted, not as much as Trump, but there are allegations out there. I don't think either one of these people are what America needs, but good lord I do not want another four years under trump, especially now that the Supreme Court is thinking about not fully punishing him for his crimes. Still don't like Biden tho.


playwin13

Is he actually running? I was pretty sure it was a joke


SpookyBookey

You can still write in someoneā€™s name* when you vote, but that effectively wastes your vote.


playwin13

Didnā€™t realize that good to know


Entire-League-3362

It's only a waste if you vote for someone who isn't a registered candidate


SpookyBookey

Writing in someoneā€™s name would imply that they arenā€™t a registered candidate.


Entire-League-3362

There are some registered candidates that aren't on the ballots but a vote will be counted for them if their name is written in


SpookyBookey

Okay. Unless we are able to get ranked choice voting, then yes that effectively wastes your vote as well since the written in candidate wonā€™t win. Itā€™s very depressing that we effectively have a two party system but thatā€™s our reality. And there is much at stake this election cycle seeing what has occurred with the supreme court rulings.


CrepuscularBean

I live in a state with ranked choice so I'd really rather put anyone above Biden, but I'll still vote for biden additionally. as much as it disgusts me to do so


Toiletdestroyer3000

With trump you get a re-run of the 1930s-40s


CrepuscularBean

yeah i live in a state with ranked choice which means if my first choice doesnt win, my second choice will get my vote. if second doesnt, then third gets my vote, and so on. so im voting for mark first and biden second. or maybe jasmine sherman second. my vote is almost certainly gonna end up with biden tho. i aint throwing my vote away


Brave_Committee_4886

Damn, well there goes my plan


clarenceappendix

Can he still run though?


Euphoric_Poetry_5366

better than our other options


funnywastakentwice

I'm going to vote for msrk


theatremom2016

I'm voting for Biden because if he dies while in office, we'll have our first, black, female president!


_MULCH__

At this point Iā€™m ether voting for Mark or cornel west. Biden lost my vote when he sent money and weapons to Israel.


Toiletdestroyer3000

Itā€™s better than voting for Hitler 2.0 (seriously heā€™s doing the same thing hitler did in the 30ā€™s)


Lost_in_my_dream

... looking at trump or biden are you sure its possible to not vote for a joke?


Yacababby

These comments are proof we are doomed. Yall truly cannot think.


xX-FumeA-Xx

Womp womp I'm voting for him


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AcoaceFalloutNVFan

Iā€™m throwing away my vote either way, Iā€™d rather it be on a joke then nothing


Okay-lien

Honestly I wasnā€™t gonna vote anyways, so Mark can have it lol. šŸ˜‚ If I donā€™t have even a sliver of confidence in either party Iā€™m not gonna choose ya know?


Toiletdestroyer3000

Vote for an old man who dedicated his life to this or an old man who is a criminal?


Dawnguardkiin

voting is a waste of time. itā€™s been known. maybe with voter ID it wonā€™t be


Toiletdestroyer3000

We have to do everything we can to stop a re-run of 1930a Germany. Vote for Biden, even if he is supporting Israel. Trump is doing that as well as civil rights reform (project 2025 )


Dawnguardkiin

heā€™s not gonna win dude trust me. iā€™m voting for mark fischbach. he will lead us to victory


relegate_the_tigers

Vote Trump insteadšŸ‘


Toiletdestroyer3000

He is a felon, who wants to ā€˜startā€™ his presidency with full power. This is what Hitler did in the early 1930s. Also, would the founding fathers have wanted a president with full immunity?


Wolfandhusky12

GUYS IF YOU DONT LIKE BIDEN OR TRUMP VOTE RFK JR


The_Psycho_Jester779

Bro I'm not voting for either of the two most hated men in America


Toiletdestroyer3000

On e in a criminal, and the other is kinda old use some critical thinking here.


PissOnLincoln

Tbf every candidate is a joke


Maskyboitatnun

At least one isnā€™t actively trying to erode what democracy this country has left


PissOnLincoln

Democracy, damn no one told you, democracyā€™s gone bro


Maskyboitatnun

Eroded yeah, gone no, why intentionally erode it further


PissOnLincoln

Because I hate all of the candidates policies and they have proven themselves in the past to be deceptiveĀ 


Maskyboitatnun

Ok, then make the choice easier, the one who might be lying and leading a country toward facism, or the one who is proudly and openly trying to do it


Maskyboitatnun

Even tho neither candidate is great it isnā€™t that simple, please educate yourself a little, google project 2025 and youā€™ll find all you need to know about why Trump needs to be kept out of office by any means necessary


PissOnLincoln

Bro wtf, I live in Tanzania lol


PissOnLincoln

Flip a coin


Grey_Obsidian

Itā€™s either I vote for him or don't vote at all. Itā€™s not like the actual candidates are any good anywayā€¦


Tackyuser

It doesn't matter if none are 'good'. It matters that you vote for the best option.


Grey_Obsidian

Thatā€™s what I'm trying to say though, neither of them is ā€œthe best option.ā€ So, essentially, it doesn't matter because weā€™ll be fucked either way.


Grey_Obsidian

I'm surprised this post isn't locked yet tbh


Toiletdestroyer3000

Vote for Biden, and maybe, just maybe trump will drag his carcass away from our country, and Biden might make things a bit worse, but if you vote for trump. He will do exactly what Hitler did in 1933.


Mr-Cold-Hands

What are we voting for?


Missyerthanyou

You know what would be hilarious, though, in a fatalistic kind of way? If the DNC finally learned a goddamn lesson by seeing a bunch of write-in votes for a Youtuber.


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SpookyBookey

I mean if you want the convicted felon to cause more lasting impacts (like how he nominated supreme court judges that overturned Roe v Wade, criminalized homelessness, and overturning Chevron) then be my guest šŸ’€.


CressCorrect

I would rather have a person with a stutter who won't make my life harder than a felon who will


Evilnight-39

Iā€™m voting mark


Rock-it1

Hear hear. Be sure to vote for one of the old men who don't have to worry about the longterm consequences of their actions as president. Vote well spent.


Toiletdestroyer3000

Biden does care tho?


Rock-it1

Are you asking me or telling me?


Toiletdestroyer3000

Telling


Rock-it1

Ok. Learn to communicate correctly. Biden is a career politician. He does not care. The sooner you accept this, the sooner the state of our country will begin to make sense.


Upbeat-Character-675

Theres literally no point of voting anymore in the first place why not


Toiletdestroyer3000

If you vote for Biden, the country just might pull itself together, think about it. If you vote trump, you might as well not vote.