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Ok-Dog-8948

Why her fingers all brown like a spray on tan you know the streaks it leaves? Gross


Bagofpegs

Those “nails” are not flattering. With the shape of her sausages she would do better just wrapping them in bacon. 


AdPractical5984

🤢🤮


Dependent_District95

What on earth happened to brown one. I can’t unsee this monstrosity of a pointer finger stump. My dog has nicer nail beds than this. ![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)


Bagofpegs

You are not wrong. 


Least-Ad2445

Yuuuuck


MurphysLawAficionado

Clubbed nails... lord.


SnooGiraffes4446

Yeah those cuticles look infected...


MsBaby117

Those are $1.80 press on nails from SHEIN https://preview.redd.it/1vgjq56jlxuc1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cb6e61234b3c1d156bc789eb5a26acd4feedcbd


Commercial_Ad8171

Omg. Yall never fail at roasting her on her bs 🙌


AlexInNovember

Why do her fingers look like she's been digging through a moldy swamp? They look so dirty! And, of all the things she has stolen, why hasn't the thought of a body shaper, tummy tucker, waist trainer, or grandmas girdle ever crossed her mind?


Bagofpegs

That sweater or whatever she has on isn’t much cleaner. Looked like she wiped her face and got make up transfer 


AlexInNovember

She nor her clothes have seen water for days. Yuck.


Bagofpegs

😂


regsrecs

How about a simple tube of hand cream?! 😂 Seriously though! We know she doesn’t work, doesn’t live in a crazy climate that would damage your hands, and she uses plastic utensils and paper plates so I don’t think she’s spending too much time doing dishes. Why do her fingers look painful? 😣😓 Spies? Tell her she can even use Vaseline or lotion she has on hand and just to put gloves on over it then go to bed. It will be like waking up to different (hand) skin! 😊 Thanks.


AlexInNovember

Her fingers do look like they are screaming. Those hideous, cheap, long fake fingernails certainly don't help.


regsrecs

I swear I see greenish spots around the cuticles, her middle finger in particular- look on the right. No infection, be it fungal or bacterial, gets better by being ignored and hidden from air, light even. Let those nail beds breathe! I’m sure it doesn’t help if you keep going to the same nail techs that you’ve always stiffed. We remember people who don’t tip, Ms. Orr.


ren_is_here_

That's a fact! It works for rough feet too. You know what else is a miracle worker for rough feet? Vics. Put Vics on your feet. Put a pair of socks on. The next morning, brand new feet!


regsrecs

See?! I try to tell my mom about this sub and how great it is. Not even so much because of the subject, but because of the people in it! Always kind to each other, supportive, and now we’re even getting good skin tips! I love it 🥰. Thank you.


Famous_Jeweler6809

Imagine paying all that money for those long ass nails 💅 only to make your sausage fingers stand out even more!!! Getting your nails done means your hands look pretty……Nothing can help those sausage fingers with non existent nail beds.


Tuff_Wizardess

Wooof classic sausage fingers


Aggravating_Lion2534

![gif](giphy|12P6AnN6DcQj1S|downsized)


RedBone4988

![gif](giphy|fK55IQronoqTz01FN0|downsized)


Melissac1979

Sweet Jesus that looks PAINFUL!!!


Tampatatia

It doesn't look like they were even trimmed. Straight outta the box and glued on. No file. No cutdown. Nothing.


Fair-Mousse-7299

I cant! 💀 ![gif](giphy|xUA7aM09ByyR1w5YWc|downsized)


zooooteddej23

Ew..


BeeCommercial1

Cocktail sausages and toothpicks.


Notinmybutt79

First of all shit looks INFECTED AF!! SECOND of all she doesn’t have the nail beds or seemingly any nail beds to support those Dollar General probably stolen claws. They’re gonna break and it’s gonna hurt like a MOFO. Also,it looks like she made them outta “Magic Shell” that you put on ice cream. Pathetic,High AF all the time,Ham shaped in every way,those stubs should be pink and ham shaped too!


Sunlovingbeachbum

She honestly is the only one I’ve seen who should never have nails done. I can’t figure out if it’s her finger shape or what but it looks horrible everytime she gets them done. Manduh quit wasting $$ from your stealing on nails and maybe treat your daughter to a spa day instead.


SheenaBear33

Kaka nails


EvieeBrook

Looks like she also ditched the glossy ham lashes for (cheap) extensions


55TEE55

You can see the lash line. Definitely strips just not her temu ones.


GnGsMamma

And you know those nails are holding on for dear life. I’m predicting she gets 4 days out of them this time because they are looking inflamed like her undercarriage. 🤢🤢


55TEE55

I’ve been trying to avoid looking at those gas station toilet seat looking nail beds. 🤢


GnGsMamma

https://i.redd.it/ue1mtody8wuc1.gif


55TEE55

Bawahahahahaa! I love Frank!


GnGsMamma

Girl! He is the best 😂😂


AcrobaticAverage8761

Ahh hahahahaha oh my damn that's really bad!!! Hahahaha


Responsible-Arm3068

This nail tech did not like her.


PippyThatSquawk

Her hands look easy to draw


Madam_148

😂


kaykakez727

They are press ons


AcrobaticAverage8761

Press ons??? Those bitches look like push ins!! D.A


Kind-Distribution-95

😂🤣😂💀💀💀


Madam_148

💀🔫


kaykakez727

😂😂😂


Mysterious_Relief168

I see a woman with nails like that, I assume they’re trashy. I also know they don’t wipe correctly because it would be impossible to wipe very well.


AshleysMirena

Looks like she wiped with her sleeve 🤮


MommaSnipee

This explains the debris she was rocking during their porno. I can’t imagine the smell that was emitting from that room


Kellys5280

WAIT they have a porno?!


PippyThatSquawk

Yes ma'am and I'm still not okay


Responsible-Arm3068

It’s because the long nails and fat squished together ass right? 🥴


Mysterious_Relief168

How can you grip toilet paper when you can’t even make a fist? I get a not so clean or fresh sense about it when I look at those nails thinking about how difficult it must be to clean ass.


Hefty-Moose-5326

oh come on, you know her section 8 dollhouse size bathroom totally has a bidet


listlesshours76

I can hear her raspy voice and the clacking of her nails as she does her best version of Martins “she-nay-nay” from the 90s! ![gif](giphy|Mm2R51oav1asiAuGrG|downsized)


WillUSee

Now now, you are being too kind to Manbearpig. I would consider her more of a white (or shall I say Portuguese 😅) version of Rasputia.


WillUSee

![gif](giphy|HZ5FViNHmz2fK)


Reluctantagave

The theme song is now running through my head.


sugarbunnyy

She must suffer a lot putting her nubs through all that. Seems like her acrylics last about a week before they disappear. Having nails break near the middle of your nail bed is so painful and hers are tiny and thin ☠️


Winter_Willow_7813

Those are atrocious! ![gif](giphy|z94iVkZBL7b68)


SJ1026

Dude wash your talons manduhh that shit 💩 nail is an E. coli infection waiting to happen


Rottenfairy420

She looks absolutely fucking ridiculous!


TeenaDe

I have never seen nail beds like this. Wtf


Technical_Squash_472

![gif](giphy|cQtlhD48EG0SY)


GnGsMamma

Did she change the oil in the “fifth wheeler” ?


Desertdweller_1987

💀😆


Rottenfairy420

Naw, she's just digging in her butthole 🤷‍♀️


GnGsMamma

![gif](giphy|3XuFRAjgvCsFF4eF3C)


Rottenfairy420

🤣😭


GnGsMamma

I wanna know so bad who is sticking these claws on her nubs. It looks so damn unhealthy and full of funk.


Rottenfairy420

I don't know,but I think they make em look like shit on purpose cuz that wildebeest doesn't tip!


GnGsMamma

Of course she doesn’t 😂😂 but she has so much cash to throw around … ya fill me


Rottenfairy420

LOL I would love to one day say to her, "No,Manduhs,we most certainly do not 'fill you'..."


GnGsMamma

I wonder what she will call her followers now 🤔🤔 she will keep his account with the 16k followers and where she gets 10 likes on her posts. Her lashes and Sloppy Ham Hair Jill will be selling out 💵 now that she is an independent woman.


Rottenfairy420

She got HUSTLE 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


SexyUniqueRedditter

She pretends she’s about that life but walks out of the nail salon with her cuticles like that…. Speak up manduh. I’m pretty sure they’re not suppose to look like that.


Even-Cranberry-765

Her hands look filthy!


Pawkies

I don’t get nails because I’m rough and clumsy and can guarantee I’d break them and probably do some damage to my own nail in the process, but I have seen some super pretty ones and am hopeful one day I’ll be able to get lovely nails. This just looks painful and stupid, I don’t even understand it. It looks like shes cut a straw in half length ways and stuck it to her nails, it looks atrocious.


IGoThere4u

When I tell you my eyes went wide …holy shit


maceysplce123

Nails still bigger than Mustys peen!


SJ1026

That’s her booty hole finger nail


Desertdweller_1987

😭💀


Rottenfairy420

LOL that's what I said,too!😂


SJ1026

Great minds think alike 🤣🙌🏼


Humble_Carry

Spending her money from turning a trick already


No-Award-128

I’m sorry, but this looks absolutely ridiculous 🤡


pixey1964

It's a real disease (mutant). Square toes and square fingers look it up seriously 🥹


VegetableKey6683

I like the brown 4 💩 comment the best! Nails IT! LOL!


VegetableKey6683

Disgusting! Just like her! LOL!


VegetableKey6683

What's the slit on the cuff of F-ing Fatty's sweatshirt?!


regsrecs

I believe that’s a thumb hole. She should make use of it to provide some coverage- I mean protection for her paws.


VegetableKey6683

Yeah, yur right on everything!


regsrecs

Well thank you 🥰! I’m going to see if I can screenshot this and blow it up into a poster. Or maybe business cards? I can just say things and hand your quote to people! 😂 Thanks though really! I hope you’re having a great week and enjoy your evening. 😊


VegetableKey6683

Which thing did you want 2 quote?! Curious. LOL!


regsrecs

Well, that I’m “right on everything” of course!! 😂 “Hello, my name is And here’s my card. As you can see from the unsolicited and unpaid quote printed on the front, I am right— on everything!” I’d probably buy a lot of them. Just to toss at people who want to argue would be fun. “Price Check?” Please see my card. “My fault?” I don’t think so, please see my card. I promise I’m not actually a complete jerk. It just made me happy and laugh! A much needed respite from some serious anxiety and frustration in real life. Thanks again. Have a great Friday and enjoy your weekend! 😊


VegetableKey6683

Hilarious! Do it! LOL!


PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets

Your nails shouldn’t be seven times longer than your nail bed because there’s not enough to support the length.


SexyUniqueRedditter

This!


HLK094

This has to be a fucking joke 🤣


The_New_Spagora

https://preview.redd.it/n0jhcxyv2ruc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a41754a38155c83637b2d1ac7dde22dfe318df3 That pig has got some trotters on her! 🤮


Hefty-Moose-5326

i’m screaming 😭😭😭


The_New_Spagora

I’ve never been able to unsee it! Anytime those nails are shown? All I can think of 🤣


pnw_girl

That is the grossest nail bed I’ve ever seen! 🤮


orca_t

They’re always hideous but why the brown color? She picked these colors???


SJ1026

That’s her booty hole picker


Rottenfairy420

Designated booty finger


KnuthingKnew

A nice rounded French manicure would totally suit her finger shape.


Conscious_Ad_9040

She wants to be black so bad even at a determent to what could just be cute on her. Nope she will look tore up to be close to the culture


WillUSee

Yeah, intelligent Black women don't walk around looking like this. This look belongs to the streets, just like the beast that wears it.


DeDePark

Why do her nails always look painful?


Emilyyyyy05

She wastes so much money to have them all pop off in a couple days. They never last!


LiveGrowth2489

I bet you are right! One, two days tops! They are way to long for her short phat beds!


Rottenfairy420

She gets them done and then they're gone in a day or two. It's so stupid. When I get mine done,they don't come off, because I MAINTAIN them. And mine also are NEVER that long !


Emilyyyyy05

Same. Mine are always on cuz I get them done every 2 weeks. And never that ridiculous length. I wouldn’t get them done ever if I had her funky hands/nail beds. Maybe just a manicure.


Motleybird3

Doo doo fingers


pixey1964

Yep, even doo doo color


buechnsl

These are hideous!! Why would you ever show them off.


143AQHA

They look really painful too.


LiveGrowth2489

If she only knew how awful those look on those sausages


NinaBrwn

How can one’s nails look so bad???


WhitsSwirlyKnee

Those look painful


shangosgift

Those cuticles are frightening .


aliciah25

Bruh. Fckn dead. It’s the top lip trying so hard to be seen for me 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 ![gif](giphy|MESArLMuJ3odWm4IWw)


momof3_pluswife

It's the ankle monitor for me 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/mmjlx8n8squc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee883cf0882caec9aad90e22fa0bb618545e8f0f


Notinmybutt79

Right💀💀💀 Her incredibly stupid Instagram moniker “moneybagmandy” Fucking drives me insane. She might have some knock off bag but there’s absofuckinglutely NO $$$ IN IT. Anyone that has that kind of name never has a Fucking dime.


rocksannne

Look how dirty that sweatshirt is 🤢🤮. Good Lord, she’s a pig!


Karma_Gunagetja2

How is she going all these places with that monitor.


cyclecycleaddict

Oh my god they're tragic. I would be so embarrassed.


angeldivakitty

They are jammed down in her cuticles, just to have room to fit! They are inflamed! No decent nail technician would do this!


Any_Print431

It looks like a sausage with a ingrown nail


Roadgoddess

See I was thinking they look like Narwhal tusks! ![gif](giphy|1AevKFecTHFaCzRUtx|downsized)


Any_Print431

YES


Mindless_World8678

Perfect description


seakasey

Narwhal came to mind immediately! "Bye Buddy, hope you find your dad " 🤣🤣


Roadgoddess

Except that was an adorable narwhal, and she has a dried up shriveled, dead narwhal


d0nnamartingraduates

It just all looks so painful in so many ways. Them being on the nail bed and if you stab yourself accidentally, infection from whatever bacteria hiding under them…


thickhipstightlips

Theyre brown to hide the poo 💩


SJ1026

Matches her crusty ass crack


HemingwayIsWeeping

She chews them into nubs and then gets … this done.


FJP82075

Even her fingers are obese 😂 It literally looks like a hammock with fake nails glued on to it. Ew why bother? Her nail beds look inflamed ... those sausage fingers ain't meant to have shit glued to them.


Jaded_Mess

What is this?? 🤣🤣 ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ https://preview.redd.it/w6kf3juumquc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64537577322a172cf596f843cf442775922106e0


Notinmybutt79

Some Hershey’s chocolate she glued to her fingertips.


Madam_148

![gif](giphy|vL4bREV8BmIhIlCcf4) Her nails always remind me of narwhals


Humble_Carry

The filter is trying to slim her nails as well. Looks so dumb


rocksannne

Lmao, that thumb nail 🤣


Prestigious_Fox_7576

Upon further inspection, my mind went to a very dark place... The underneath of Manly's nails 💅 😱😱 The amount of bacteria and food particles & just utter grossness that collects under there. I can see her eating & licking those sausage fingers, YUCK! This is going to be one of those intrusive thoughts that I can't get rid of now.


VegetableKey6683

Yeah, thanks a lot! Now I can't get rid of IT!


Fun-Presentation4526

🤢


Salty-Cauliflower-62

If she didn’t have them so long, they’d probably look soooo much better and you wouldn’t notice the short nail beds as much. This length just makes it so noticeable.


MommaLisss

Is the second pic supposed to be when they’re freshly done, or??? Like, what is this? Even if it’s grow out, no way that ever properly fit her nail. Bet she gets them done in someone’s kitchen 😂 https://preview.redd.it/0bt91znrlquc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=4ebd9c1ff20dd3701a6e78be9f65ba5102ed413e


Notinmybutt79

I don’t think any nail salon would leave them lookin’ like that!!!! There’s a shit ton of glue everywhere and they’re a sloppy mess. I could be wrong but that’s looks like a “Home” done deal.


Eventide2012

Those nasty toes! And her trying soo hard to squish her practically non existent lips together to try to be something. She makes the jokes herself 😆😆


Right-Bid222

Even with nails, she has the ugliest hands ever lol talk about she can’t even be a hand model 🫣


marriedtothemob26

Omg those nails - is she inbred, fetal alcohol syndrome, a medication her mom took while pregnant... what happened to her !!


kittykatmila

She needs some sunscreen and lotion on her hands. Jesus. > She got some very unfortunate genes I must say.


rocksannne

She thinks she’s black, and also is ignorant enough to think black people don’t need to wear sunscreen. 🤡


Fun-Presentation4526

Black don’t crack


theeversocharming

Her hands are so crusty dirty in the first photo. Bugle finger!


MommaLisss

Fr, it looks like she was digging in dirt


jessicat2222

They aren’t going to last 24 hours.


fabcab22

I can only imagine the nail techs laughing their asses off when she leaves. They probably haven’t have a disclaimer for her stating she should not get long nails due to her nailbeds. These ridiculous nails only stay on her fingers two days tops


Humble_Carry

You know they are arguing over who has to do her nails, and talking about her the whole time


VegetableKey6683

They're laughing while she's there!


KJA09

Did they use all pinky nails?! 😂


Desertdweller_1987

😆😆😆 stahhhhpppp lol


[deleted]

You know when you buy press ons and it always comes with extra super skinny pinky nails? It looks like she used all those for every nail.


SnooRegrets3134

This is a fake photo right ? 🤯😵😵‍💫


Desertdweller_1987

😆😆😂😂😂


Karma_Gunagetja2

Nope I SS her video 🤣😆


Prestigious_Fox_7576

She literally had the opposite of hitting the lottery in the looks department. From feet to hands to voice to personality to literally every part of her body, she just got the absolute worst of each department. I'd be mad at the world if I were her too. No wonder she goes for the lowest hanging fruit when it comes to men.


Hefty-Moose-5326

BUT SHE HAS BLUE EYES!!!!!!!!


Puzzleheaded-Song242

Must be karma from another life lol


Ecstatic-Chard-5458

You’ve won’t the best comment of all time on the subreddit. You hit the nail on the head with these words.


snarkysnarkersons

It’s missing intelligence.


Notinmybutt79

And estrogen


Fun-Presentation4526

It’s the whole shabang.


snarkysnarkersons

Shebang.


joelleeann

Those nail beds! 😂😂


angeldivakitty

Or lack thereof!😂🤣


jillyjane33

Why does she even bother? They never last more than a few days. What a waste and they don’t look good on her meaty hands at all.


Desertdweller_1987

Omfg I just choked on my water 😂💀😭😆


Prestigious_Fox_7576

Oh wow. Those skinny nails on those big sausagey fingers.


NoAd8756

THE NAIL!!!!!! OMFG


Ihateusernames8232

It's the slit Muppet mouth and hooves for me


ghostof_lisasbabytoe

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


Fun-Presentation4526

![gif](giphy|8mqZIoHisNDnT5l4YK)


Constant_Activity336

Her fingers look like Vienna sausages.