What on earth happened to brown one. I can’t unsee this monstrosity of a pointer finger stump. My dog has nicer nail beds than this.
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Those are $1.80 press on nails from SHEIN
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Why do her fingers look like she's been digging through a moldy swamp? They look so dirty! And, of all the things she has stolen, why hasn't the thought of a body shaper, tummy tucker, waist trainer, or grandmas girdle ever crossed her mind?
How about a simple tube of hand cream?! 😂 Seriously though! We know she doesn’t work, doesn’t live in a crazy climate that would damage your hands, and she uses plastic utensils and paper plates so I don’t think she’s spending too much time doing dishes.
Why do her fingers look painful? 😣😓
Spies? Tell her she can even use Vaseline or lotion she has on hand and just to put gloves on over it then go to bed. It will be like waking up to different (hand) skin! 😊 Thanks.
I swear I see greenish spots around the cuticles, her middle finger in particular- look on the right. No infection, be it fungal or bacterial, gets better by being ignored and hidden from air, light even. Let those nail beds breathe!
I’m sure it doesn’t help if you keep going to the same nail techs that you’ve always stiffed. We remember people who don’t tip, Ms. Orr.
That's a fact! It works for rough feet too. You know what else is a miracle worker for rough feet? Vics. Put Vics on your feet. Put a pair of socks on. The next morning, brand new feet!
See?! I try to tell my mom about this sub and how great it is. Not even so much because of the subject, but because of the people in it! Always kind to each other, supportive, and now we’re even getting good skin tips! I love it 🥰. Thank you.
Imagine paying all that money for those long ass nails 💅 only to make your sausage fingers stand out even more!!! Getting your nails done means your hands look pretty……Nothing can help those sausage fingers with non existent nail beds.
First of all shit looks INFECTED AF!! SECOND of all she doesn’t have the nail beds or seemingly any nail beds to support those Dollar General probably stolen claws. They’re gonna break and it’s gonna hurt like a MOFO. Also,it looks like she made them outta “Magic Shell” that you put on ice cream.
Pathetic,High AF all the time,Ham shaped in every way,those stubs should be pink and ham shaped too!
She honestly is the only one I’ve seen who should never have nails done. I can’t figure out if it’s her finger shape or what but it looks horrible everytime she gets them done. Manduh quit wasting $$ from your stealing on nails and maybe treat your daughter to a spa day instead.
And you know those nails are holding on for dear life. I’m predicting she gets 4 days out of them this time because they are looking inflamed like her undercarriage. 🤢🤢
How can you grip toilet paper when you can’t even make a fist? I get a not so clean or fresh sense about it when I look at those nails thinking about how difficult it must be to clean ass.
I can hear her raspy voice and the clacking of her nails as she does her best version of Martins “she-nay-nay” from the 90s!
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She must suffer a lot putting her nubs through all that. Seems like her acrylics last about a week before they disappear. Having nails break near the middle of your nail bed is so painful and hers are tiny and thin ☠️
I wonder what she will call her followers now 🤔🤔 she will keep his account with the 16k followers and where she gets 10 likes on her posts. Her lashes and Sloppy Ham Hair Jill will be selling out 💵 now that she is an independent woman.
She pretends she’s about that life but walks out of the nail salon with her cuticles like that…. Speak up manduh. I’m pretty sure they’re not suppose to look like that.
I don’t get nails because I’m rough and clumsy and can guarantee I’d break them and probably do some damage to my own nail in the process, but I have seen some super pretty ones and am hopeful one day I’ll be able to get lovely nails. This just looks painful and stupid, I don’t even understand it. It looks like shes cut a straw in half length ways and stuck it to her nails, it looks atrocious.
Well thank you 🥰! I’m going to see if I can screenshot this and blow it up into a poster. Or maybe business cards? I can just say things and hand your quote to people! 😂 Thanks though really! I hope you’re having a great week and enjoy your evening. 😊
Well, that I’m “right on everything” of course!! 😂
“Hello, my name is And here’s my card. As you can see from the unsolicited and unpaid quote printed on the front, I am right— on everything!” I’d probably buy a lot of them. Just to toss at people who want to argue would be fun.
“Price Check?” Please see my card.
“My fault?” I don’t think so, please see my card.
I promise I’m not actually a complete jerk. It just made me happy and laugh! A much needed respite from some serious anxiety and frustration in real life. Thanks again. Have a great Friday and enjoy your weekend! 😊
https://preview.redd.it/n0jhcxyv2ruc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a41754a38155c83637b2d1ac7dde22dfe318df3
That pig has got some trotters on her! 🤮
She gets them done and then they're gone in a day or two. It's so stupid. When I get mine done,they don't come off, because I MAINTAIN them. And mine also are NEVER that long !
Same. Mine are always on cuz I get them done every 2 weeks. And never that ridiculous length. I wouldn’t get them done ever if I had her funky hands/nail beds. Maybe just a manicure.
Right💀💀💀
Her incredibly stupid Instagram moniker
“moneybagmandy” Fucking drives me insane. She might have some knock off bag but there’s absofuckinglutely NO $$$ IN IT. Anyone that has that kind of name never has a Fucking dime.
It just all looks so painful in so many ways. Them being on the nail bed and if you stab yourself accidentally, infection from whatever bacteria hiding under them…
Even her fingers are obese 😂 It literally looks like a hammock with fake nails glued on to it. Ew why bother? Her nail beds look inflamed ... those sausage fingers ain't meant to have shit glued to them.
What is this?? 🤣🤣 ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
https://preview.redd.it/w6kf3juumquc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64537577322a172cf596f843cf442775922106e0
Upon further inspection, my mind went to a very dark place...
The underneath of Manly's nails 💅 😱😱
The amount of bacteria and food particles & just utter grossness that collects under there. I can see her eating & licking those sausage fingers, YUCK!
This is going to be one of those intrusive thoughts that I can't get rid of now.
If she didn’t have them so long, they’d probably look soooo much better and you wouldn’t notice the short nail beds as much. This length just makes it so noticeable.
Is the second pic supposed to be when they’re freshly done, or??? Like, what is this? Even if it’s grow out, no way that ever properly fit her nail. Bet she gets them done in someone’s kitchen 😂
https://preview.redd.it/0bt91znrlquc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=4ebd9c1ff20dd3701a6e78be9f65ba5102ed413e
I don’t think any nail salon would leave them lookin’ like that!!!! There’s a shit ton of glue everywhere and they’re a sloppy mess. I could be wrong but that’s looks like a “Home” done deal.
I can only imagine the nail techs laughing their asses off when she leaves. They probably haven’t have a disclaimer for her stating she should not get long nails due to her nailbeds. These ridiculous nails only stay on her fingers two days tops
She literally had the opposite of hitting the lottery in the looks department. From feet to hands to voice to personality to literally every part of her body, she just got the absolute worst of each department. I'd be mad at the world if I were her too. No wonder she goes for the lowest hanging fruit when it comes to men.
Why her fingers all brown like a spray on tan you know the streaks it leaves? Gross
Those “nails” are not flattering. With the shape of her sausages she would do better just wrapping them in bacon.
🤢🤮
What on earth happened to brown one. I can’t unsee this monstrosity of a pointer finger stump. My dog has nicer nail beds than this. ![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)
You are not wrong.
Yuuuuck
Clubbed nails... lord.
Yeah those cuticles look infected...
Those are $1.80 press on nails from SHEIN https://preview.redd.it/1vgjq56jlxuc1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cb6e61234b3c1d156bc789eb5a26acd4feedcbd
Omg. Yall never fail at roasting her on her bs 🙌
Why do her fingers look like she's been digging through a moldy swamp? They look so dirty! And, of all the things she has stolen, why hasn't the thought of a body shaper, tummy tucker, waist trainer, or grandmas girdle ever crossed her mind?
That sweater or whatever she has on isn’t much cleaner. Looked like she wiped her face and got make up transfer
She nor her clothes have seen water for days. Yuck.
😂
How about a simple tube of hand cream?! 😂 Seriously though! We know she doesn’t work, doesn’t live in a crazy climate that would damage your hands, and she uses plastic utensils and paper plates so I don’t think she’s spending too much time doing dishes. Why do her fingers look painful? 😣😓 Spies? Tell her she can even use Vaseline or lotion she has on hand and just to put gloves on over it then go to bed. It will be like waking up to different (hand) skin! 😊 Thanks.
Her fingers do look like they are screaming. Those hideous, cheap, long fake fingernails certainly don't help.
I swear I see greenish spots around the cuticles, her middle finger in particular- look on the right. No infection, be it fungal or bacterial, gets better by being ignored and hidden from air, light even. Let those nail beds breathe! I’m sure it doesn’t help if you keep going to the same nail techs that you’ve always stiffed. We remember people who don’t tip, Ms. Orr.
That's a fact! It works for rough feet too. You know what else is a miracle worker for rough feet? Vics. Put Vics on your feet. Put a pair of socks on. The next morning, brand new feet!
See?! I try to tell my mom about this sub and how great it is. Not even so much because of the subject, but because of the people in it! Always kind to each other, supportive, and now we’re even getting good skin tips! I love it 🥰. Thank you.
Imagine paying all that money for those long ass nails 💅 only to make your sausage fingers stand out even more!!! Getting your nails done means your hands look pretty……Nothing can help those sausage fingers with non existent nail beds.
Wooof classic sausage fingers
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Sweet Jesus that looks PAINFUL!!!
It doesn't look like they were even trimmed. Straight outta the box and glued on. No file. No cutdown. Nothing.
I cant! 💀 ![gif](giphy|xUA7aM09ByyR1w5YWc|downsized)
Ew..
Cocktail sausages and toothpicks.
First of all shit looks INFECTED AF!! SECOND of all she doesn’t have the nail beds or seemingly any nail beds to support those Dollar General probably stolen claws. They’re gonna break and it’s gonna hurt like a MOFO. Also,it looks like she made them outta “Magic Shell” that you put on ice cream. Pathetic,High AF all the time,Ham shaped in every way,those stubs should be pink and ham shaped too!
She honestly is the only one I’ve seen who should never have nails done. I can’t figure out if it’s her finger shape or what but it looks horrible everytime she gets them done. Manduh quit wasting $$ from your stealing on nails and maybe treat your daughter to a spa day instead.
Kaka nails
Looks like she also ditched the glossy ham lashes for (cheap) extensions
You can see the lash line. Definitely strips just not her temu ones.
And you know those nails are holding on for dear life. I’m predicting she gets 4 days out of them this time because they are looking inflamed like her undercarriage. 🤢🤢
I’ve been trying to avoid looking at those gas station toilet seat looking nail beds. 🤢
https://i.redd.it/ue1mtody8wuc1.gif
Bawahahahahaa! I love Frank!
Girl! He is the best 😂😂
Ahh hahahahaha oh my damn that's really bad!!! Hahahaha
This nail tech did not like her.
Her hands look easy to draw
😂
They are press ons
Press ons??? Those bitches look like push ins!! D.A
😂🤣😂💀💀💀
💀🔫
😂😂😂
I see a woman with nails like that, I assume they’re trashy. I also know they don’t wipe correctly because it would be impossible to wipe very well.
Looks like she wiped with her sleeve 🤮
This explains the debris she was rocking during their porno. I can’t imagine the smell that was emitting from that room
WAIT they have a porno?!
Yes ma'am and I'm still not okay
It’s because the long nails and fat squished together ass right? 🥴
How can you grip toilet paper when you can’t even make a fist? I get a not so clean or fresh sense about it when I look at those nails thinking about how difficult it must be to clean ass.
oh come on, you know her section 8 dollhouse size bathroom totally has a bidet
I can hear her raspy voice and the clacking of her nails as she does her best version of Martins “she-nay-nay” from the 90s! ![gif](giphy|Mm2R51oav1asiAuGrG|downsized)
Now now, you are being too kind to Manbearpig. I would consider her more of a white (or shall I say Portuguese 😅) version of Rasputia.
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The theme song is now running through my head.
She must suffer a lot putting her nubs through all that. Seems like her acrylics last about a week before they disappear. Having nails break near the middle of your nail bed is so painful and hers are tiny and thin ☠️
Those are atrocious! ![gif](giphy|z94iVkZBL7b68)
Dude wash your talons manduhh that shit 💩 nail is an E. coli infection waiting to happen
She looks absolutely fucking ridiculous!
I have never seen nail beds like this. Wtf
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Did she change the oil in the “fifth wheeler” ?
💀😆
Naw, she's just digging in her butthole 🤷♀️
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🤣😭
I wanna know so bad who is sticking these claws on her nubs. It looks so damn unhealthy and full of funk.
I don't know,but I think they make em look like shit on purpose cuz that wildebeest doesn't tip!
Of course she doesn’t 😂😂 but she has so much cash to throw around … ya fill me
LOL I would love to one day say to her, "No,Manduhs,we most certainly do not 'fill you'..."
I wonder what she will call her followers now 🤔🤔 she will keep his account with the 16k followers and where she gets 10 likes on her posts. Her lashes and Sloppy Ham Hair Jill will be selling out 💵 now that she is an independent woman.
She got HUSTLE 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
She pretends she’s about that life but walks out of the nail salon with her cuticles like that…. Speak up manduh. I’m pretty sure they’re not suppose to look like that.
Her hands look filthy!
I don’t get nails because I’m rough and clumsy and can guarantee I’d break them and probably do some damage to my own nail in the process, but I have seen some super pretty ones and am hopeful one day I’ll be able to get lovely nails. This just looks painful and stupid, I don’t even understand it. It looks like shes cut a straw in half length ways and stuck it to her nails, it looks atrocious.
When I tell you my eyes went wide …holy shit
Nails still bigger than Mustys peen!
That’s her booty hole finger nail
😭💀
LOL that's what I said,too!😂
Great minds think alike 🤣🙌🏼
Spending her money from turning a trick already
I’m sorry, but this looks absolutely ridiculous 🤡
It's a real disease (mutant). Square toes and square fingers look it up seriously 🥹
I like the brown 4 💩 comment the best! Nails IT! LOL!
Disgusting! Just like her! LOL!
What's the slit on the cuff of F-ing Fatty's sweatshirt?!
I believe that’s a thumb hole. She should make use of it to provide some coverage- I mean protection for her paws.
Yeah, yur right on everything!
Well thank you 🥰! I’m going to see if I can screenshot this and blow it up into a poster. Or maybe business cards? I can just say things and hand your quote to people! 😂 Thanks though really! I hope you’re having a great week and enjoy your evening. 😊
Which thing did you want 2 quote?! Curious. LOL!
Well, that I’m “right on everything” of course!! 😂 “Hello, my name is And here’s my card. As you can see from the unsolicited and unpaid quote printed on the front, I am right— on everything!” I’d probably buy a lot of them. Just to toss at people who want to argue would be fun. “Price Check?” Please see my card. “My fault?” I don’t think so, please see my card. I promise I’m not actually a complete jerk. It just made me happy and laugh! A much needed respite from some serious anxiety and frustration in real life. Thanks again. Have a great Friday and enjoy your weekend! 😊
Hilarious! Do it! LOL!
Your nails shouldn’t be seven times longer than your nail bed because there’s not enough to support the length.
This!
This has to be a fucking joke 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/n0jhcxyv2ruc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a41754a38155c83637b2d1ac7dde22dfe318df3 That pig has got some trotters on her! 🤮
i’m screaming 😭😭😭
I’ve never been able to unsee it! Anytime those nails are shown? All I can think of 🤣
That is the grossest nail bed I’ve ever seen! 🤮
They’re always hideous but why the brown color? She picked these colors???
That’s her booty hole picker
Designated booty finger
A nice rounded French manicure would totally suit her finger shape.
She wants to be black so bad even at a determent to what could just be cute on her. Nope she will look tore up to be close to the culture
Yeah, intelligent Black women don't walk around looking like this. This look belongs to the streets, just like the beast that wears it.
Why do her nails always look painful?
She wastes so much money to have them all pop off in a couple days. They never last!
I bet you are right! One, two days tops! They are way to long for her short phat beds!
She gets them done and then they're gone in a day or two. It's so stupid. When I get mine done,they don't come off, because I MAINTAIN them. And mine also are NEVER that long !
Same. Mine are always on cuz I get them done every 2 weeks. And never that ridiculous length. I wouldn’t get them done ever if I had her funky hands/nail beds. Maybe just a manicure.
Doo doo fingers
Yep, even doo doo color
These are hideous!! Why would you ever show them off.
They look really painful too.
If she only knew how awful those look on those sausages
How can one’s nails look so bad???
Those look painful
Those cuticles are frightening .
Bruh. Fckn dead. It’s the top lip trying so hard to be seen for me 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 ![gif](giphy|MESArLMuJ3odWm4IWw)
It's the ankle monitor for me 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/mmjlx8n8squc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee883cf0882caec9aad90e22fa0bb618545e8f0f
Right💀💀💀 Her incredibly stupid Instagram moniker “moneybagmandy” Fucking drives me insane. She might have some knock off bag but there’s absofuckinglutely NO $$$ IN IT. Anyone that has that kind of name never has a Fucking dime.
Look how dirty that sweatshirt is 🤢🤮. Good Lord, she’s a pig!
How is she going all these places with that monitor.
Oh my god they're tragic. I would be so embarrassed.
They are jammed down in her cuticles, just to have room to fit! They are inflamed! No decent nail technician would do this!
It looks like a sausage with a ingrown nail
See I was thinking they look like Narwhal tusks! ![gif](giphy|1AevKFecTHFaCzRUtx|downsized)
YES
Perfect description
Narwhal came to mind immediately! "Bye Buddy, hope you find your dad " 🤣🤣
Except that was an adorable narwhal, and she has a dried up shriveled, dead narwhal
It just all looks so painful in so many ways. Them being on the nail bed and if you stab yourself accidentally, infection from whatever bacteria hiding under them…
Theyre brown to hide the poo 💩
Matches her crusty ass crack
She chews them into nubs and then gets … this done.
Even her fingers are obese 😂 It literally looks like a hammock with fake nails glued on to it. Ew why bother? Her nail beds look inflamed ... those sausage fingers ain't meant to have shit glued to them.
What is this?? 🤣🤣 ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ https://preview.redd.it/w6kf3juumquc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64537577322a172cf596f843cf442775922106e0
Some Hershey’s chocolate she glued to her fingertips.
![gif](giphy|vL4bREV8BmIhIlCcf4) Her nails always remind me of narwhals
The filter is trying to slim her nails as well. Looks so dumb
Lmao, that thumb nail 🤣
Upon further inspection, my mind went to a very dark place... The underneath of Manly's nails 💅 😱😱 The amount of bacteria and food particles & just utter grossness that collects under there. I can see her eating & licking those sausage fingers, YUCK! This is going to be one of those intrusive thoughts that I can't get rid of now.
Yeah, thanks a lot! Now I can't get rid of IT!
🤢
If she didn’t have them so long, they’d probably look soooo much better and you wouldn’t notice the short nail beds as much. This length just makes it so noticeable.
Is the second pic supposed to be when they’re freshly done, or??? Like, what is this? Even if it’s grow out, no way that ever properly fit her nail. Bet she gets them done in someone’s kitchen 😂 https://preview.redd.it/0bt91znrlquc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=4ebd9c1ff20dd3701a6e78be9f65ba5102ed413e
I don’t think any nail salon would leave them lookin’ like that!!!! There’s a shit ton of glue everywhere and they’re a sloppy mess. I could be wrong but that’s looks like a “Home” done deal.
Those nasty toes! And her trying soo hard to squish her practically non existent lips together to try to be something. She makes the jokes herself 😆😆
Even with nails, she has the ugliest hands ever lol talk about she can’t even be a hand model 🫣
Omg those nails - is she inbred, fetal alcohol syndrome, a medication her mom took while pregnant... what happened to her !!
She needs some sunscreen and lotion on her hands. Jesus. > She got some very unfortunate genes I must say.
She thinks she’s black, and also is ignorant enough to think black people don’t need to wear sunscreen. 🤡
Black don’t crack
Her hands are so crusty dirty in the first photo. Bugle finger!
Fr, it looks like she was digging in dirt
They aren’t going to last 24 hours.
I can only imagine the nail techs laughing their asses off when she leaves. They probably haven’t have a disclaimer for her stating she should not get long nails due to her nailbeds. These ridiculous nails only stay on her fingers two days tops
You know they are arguing over who has to do her nails, and talking about her the whole time
They're laughing while she's there!
Did they use all pinky nails?! 😂
😆😆😆 stahhhhpppp lol
You know when you buy press ons and it always comes with extra super skinny pinky nails? It looks like she used all those for every nail.
This is a fake photo right ? 🤯😵😵💫
😆😆😂😂😂
Nope I SS her video 🤣😆
She literally had the opposite of hitting the lottery in the looks department. From feet to hands to voice to personality to literally every part of her body, she just got the absolute worst of each department. I'd be mad at the world if I were her too. No wonder she goes for the lowest hanging fruit when it comes to men.
BUT SHE HAS BLUE EYES!!!!!!!!
Must be karma from another life lol
You’ve won’t the best comment of all time on the subreddit. You hit the nail on the head with these words.
It’s missing intelligence.
And estrogen
It’s the whole shabang.
Shebang.
Those nail beds! 😂😂
Or lack thereof!😂🤣
Why does she even bother? They never last more than a few days. What a waste and they don’t look good on her meaty hands at all.
Omfg I just choked on my water 😂💀😭😆
Oh wow. Those skinny nails on those big sausagey fingers.
THE NAIL!!!!!! OMFG
It's the slit Muppet mouth and hooves for me
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Her fingers look like Vienna sausages.