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rocksannne

Aww, Hamanduh learned a new word !


lusciousskies

Ok ok I'm slow? Well then pass chem 302 with a higher grade then me and I'll give you im slow


Equivalent-Mousse-93

Couldn’t be me. I nearly failed organic chemistry twice before I realized that was not the right path for me.


lusciousskies

Well it's pretty hard! However even if you failed, you're leagues smarter than her!


Equivalent-Mousse-93

Facts. I know how to use punctuation. 😂


here4thehottea

Ironic how she’s always calling us slow. She couldn’t make it more obvious that she’s in here reading all day long


theeversocharming

It just amazes me how terrible her English is and it is the only language she knows.


KnuthingKnew

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Distinct-Figure226

Does she really want to compare IQ scores?


Crazy-834

SLOW! You and your “sis” can pipe down on thinking everyone a hater because we laugh and joke. Shouldn’t y’all be in class, AA whatever school computer you used to post all the time with your little A+ assignments 😂


No_Art_7864

Her sis loves to “pipe down” the lads. Dont threaten her with a good time!


Equivalent-Mousse-93

She was the teacher’s pet after all. 😂


Crazy-834

Right!!


143AQHA

Until you show you know how to use punctuation and can at least spell common words, you will always be the slowest one.


Rottenfairy420

I love how queen of the fucktards calls US slow...


BonusAlternative869

I’m in a doctorate program, but I’m the slow one, Mandy? Okay.


Distinct-Figure226

Nice! What subject are you pursuing for your doctorate?


BonusAlternative869

About to be a forensic psychologist :D


pnw_girl

Fascinating! My favorite show is called Signs of a Psychopath and it has a handful of forensic psychologists who describe people’s behavior as we watch their interrogations after they’ve committed a heinous murder. I feel pretty qualified to diagnose someone from the comfort of my couch after 6 seasons! 😆


OSUBucky

What’s this ignorant person bitching about now?


its_blue_monday

Her retarded ass is always calling someone slow


Distinct-Figure226

Honestly, that tracks; I am a SPED teacher, and earlier this week, I caught one of my SPED students calling other students Special Ed.


its_blue_monday

😂I used to work with special needs chi and they always called each other slowly and tards it was so mean but hilarious


Famous_Jeweler6809

Manly still slow tho!!


GnGsMamma

On her live that day Kash said that her man had a baby on her. And something about it just happening. All these posts were about her situation. Mandy is telling the truth for once 😂😂


dollyviciousx

👀 WHAT


Ecstatic-Chard-5458

Wait, what?!?!?! 🤯


GnGsMamma

Yes everyone was so upset and bothered she actually said something back that they didn’t even listen I guess. She had a man and just found out that he got someone else pregnant.


desperatevintage

God the trash :(


Eventide2012

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zooooteddej23

No manly, your slow af. She's talking shit In your face telling you it's not that but it really is 🤣 go collect that slow girl check, ya feel me?


ghostof_lisasbabytoe

So, Manatee is taking a free trip to Mexico then? For what, another "client"? To be a drug mule? Where is her daughter (who should be in school) while she's going out of the country? So many questions. You can just comment here with the answers Mantard 🤷‍♀️


squee_bastard

*Locked Up Abroad: The Love After Lockup edition* is the crossover we deserve.


merideth10

You know damn good n well she do r have a passport


Distinct-Figure226

She is Portuguese, of course, she has a passport.


ghostof_lisasbabytoe

According to an earlier post by Kash, when she was asking if anyone wanted to go to Mexico with her until Friday, she said that you do not have to have a passport. I looked it up and apparently if you're traveling into Mexico by car, you can just fill out some form that you can get off of the Mexican governments website and it will allow you to visit without a passport for up to 7 days.


sammiebear305

I’m in San Diego and I don’t need a passport to go to TJ. I just show my ID every time and haven’t had an issue.


merideth10

Oh wow!!! Can’t wait to see the beach pics! 🏖️👙


squee_bastard

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tatertotcassie

Not manatee 😂😂😂 holy shit 🤣


Mookied11

Kash had mentioned in her live the other day that she was getting a BBL done next week so im thinking that she is going to Mexico bc its cheaper there and Manly is just going for the free ride to "take care of her" 🤔


Humble_Carry

A friend of mine got a tummy tuck and booby job down there. Her scar looks like they opened her with a can opener.


Puzzleheaded-Song242

Wow that's really dumb to go get one of the hardest surgery with it seems to be the most deaths in Mexico lol


drlushlover

for fucking real though!


Mookied11

Dumb asses do dumb ass things...just look who she is friends with...ManDuh the "i want to be another race so bad" hippo 😅


Puzzleheaded-Song242

Exactly they look alike and talk alike they are gross.


Justneedthetip

How can she travel out of the country with a ankle monitor on. She isn’t allowed out of the country


moreshoesplz

I know people go to get dental work done in Mexico but idk if I could get cosmetic work down there. I was scared when I got work done in Orange County, CA, I can’t imagine going out of the country. Except for maybe South Korea but only because they’re the cosmetic capital of the world. 😬


Prudent-Grapefruit-9

Orange County is a rich county tho lol


ABCVET

I doubt she knows what the word narrative means


ghostof_lisasbabytoe

She must follow Dusty. How else would she learn these big words? 🤣


Pawkies

That’s what I reckon honestly, I know the word narrative but it’s not a regular word in anyone I know vocabulary bar Dusty. I’ve never heard someone scream at people “WHATS THE NARRATIVE” either until dusty 😂


Desertdweller_1987

Her next big word will be “Nefarious”


EZasSundayMorning

And we will have FTR’s coming.


drlushlover

LOLOL, but still she'll manage to misspell that acronym because she's that stupid.


ghostof_lisasbabytoe

Yes 😂😂


Desertdweller_1987

💀😂


M1Ssund3RstOod

Awww she thinks it's not about her 😂😆😂 You know damn well 👀😆


Top_Bonus_9572

I’m loving how she shoots down our “narratives” that aren’t true but hasn’t oinked a word about my theories re: Jess and losing her mansion. Come on and tell me how slow I am manduh….or am I correct???


snarkysnarkersons

Oinked a word? ⚰️


PippyThatSquawk

Interesting that that's the only thing she's denying 🤣🤣


pixey1964

DEAR MANDUH, YOU WAS IN THE GROUP HOME (NOT JUST FOR BEHAVIORS). YOUR SQUARE TOES AND PITIFUL NAILS ARE MUTANT (LOOK IT UP) THAT IS ONLY 2 EXAMPLES. YOU BELIEVE YOU ARE BLACK AND NOT CAUCASIAN, IF I WAS RELATED TO YOU ID BE VERY EMBARRASSED, AND WE ARE THE ONES YHAT ARE SLOW????🤪🤪🤪🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😬


Humble_Carry

I cant imagine having a relative like her showing up for holidays. Especially if they used their sister's name when getting arrested.


snarkysnarkersons

If she looks up “muntant,” she won’t find much.


pixey1964

I got it 👍 😆


Rottenfairy420

LOL


Pinkberry12

Not A man duh trying to call someone slow 🥴


Eventide2012

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peepeehalpert_

Honey you literally get a disability check for being slow


Shoddy_Signature6341

Yea that slow ho stays on here reading our post….


fizzycherryseltzer

What I’m curious about … where is Maurice now?! Lol


VegetableKey6683

When yur nxt vacay?! Cell block?! They should throw away the 🔑! LOL!


shangosgift

Don’t they have court soon?


Mysterious_Relief168

Talk about slow as hell. That house finished yet?


Lilkleee

Don’t forget about college . How’s that been manman?


Right-Bid222

😂😂😂 hamanda lives on Reddit !


Careful_Way_9395

Next thing she gonna post is that her “fans” send her all this from our “little groups” - but ask yourself this question oh homely one- are they really your “fans” or do they just like watching the shit show ,in real time lol imma go with the latter. Talking bout how we all slow 🤣🤣🤣 the remedial dummy ass that she is -doesn’t realize ppl are purposely provoking her .. This bish , just stays stuck on stupid. 🤦🏽‍♀️


Technical_Squash_472

She’s just sad and angry that her and Maurice didn’t work out. She doesn’t have any backup plan since they were in a very codependent relationship. Rule # 1 - When cohabiting with someone, never put yourself in a position where you are dependent on them financially. Make sure you can take care of yourself.


SexyUniqueRedditter

“Yall slow as hell” - someone born with a silver spoon and privilege but decided it’s more fun to cosplay a struggling person of color. Ya feel me?


workclock

Realest comment here lol, I know a dude who lives like this. Kicked it with some bloods and bummed out for awhile, uselessly struggled, picked up on him one day from his folks spot to parley and I had to pull up to a gated community and get the code from him lol.


SexyUniqueRedditter

Thank you! Lol Were you disgusted? That happened to me and I was *disgusted* . You don’t want the privilege…I’ll take it. 🤣


workclock

Yes beyond disgusted, the struggles me and my folks go through is not some cool shit, generations of poverty have been commodified and the art born from it has now became the norm, the vernacular has became mainstream but I still have to codeswitch 😂


SexyUniqueRedditter

Codeswitching is a skill! Don’t downplay yourself 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


Life_Obligation_2063

She’s calling people slow when “per Cash” she gets disability benefits for being SLOW!


PrestoChango0804

We’re the slow ones…. ![gif](giphy|6KKj1bracYGku04C0e|downsized)


Witty-Molasses-8825

Did her and Maurice break up? Kinda lost!


Humble_Carry

Scroll through some of the posts. Send he has another girl. She ran off with Kash to one of her John's lol


Witty-Molasses-8825

He has another girl? Huh


LiveGrowth2489

Maybe that’s what she tells YOU, but we all know who she’s clowning 🤡


Naive-Selection259

“y’AlL sLoW 😜” says the heaux who was the free no one wanted in a BOGO who couldn’t figure out her huzbin was using her for three hots and a cot.


pchandler45

Inquiring minds want to know Mandy remember your fans!! This is an official pauperize asking the real questions!! Who paid for that manicure? Where is Maurice? Why isn't C in school? How's business? How's school? How's church? How's that vow renewal ceremony planning coming along? When is your next court date?


Cold_Acanthisitta_96

So many questions and never any real, honest answers. She's so pathetic. If she was such a sea beast I might feel bad for her. But I don't because she is TRASH. ![gif](giphy|xT0xehfxlptGeeIvEk)


dollyviciousx

Yeah we “slow” But she couldn’t even notice she was about to be left by her huuuuhhhhzzzbin 🤣


not-my-real-name12

Bet she’s glad they aren’t legally married now


Humble_Carry

Even with all the control she tries to have with his phone and accounts


merideth10

Can his new HO steal it back?


Itsme_rundmc614

She stays in here all the time, yet she’s unbothered. Ok Man man…. Whatever you say!! 😂 and calling us slow? You are a short bus riding trick


orca_t

https://preview.redd.it/yfcsh8m4avuc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c667da390d85d20ffd30b3858493d700860062f 😂😂😂


SJ1026

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workclock

Every now and then, some of these snark subs remind me I'm at home, this gif brings me back way too much lol


Itsme_rundmc614

💀💀💀💀


ThePoneLady

Pigface, you get a check from the government because you have the intelligence of a tree stump. Ugly ho.


katesdream79

Hi Amanda! How’s Maurice? I bet he’s missing your home cooked meals and the daily love making that keeps u both in such great shape❤️


BeeCommercial1

Stop it!😂😂😂 “keeps u both in such great shape.” Hahahahahahaha! That got me and I wasn’t expecting it.


katesdream79

🤣🤣😊I hope she reads it🤞🤞


NoDistribution5919

It's a weekday. Why are you with Kash and not your daughter??


SprinklesExtra6800

Her daughter was with her in her last video showing not her property. So the better question is, why isn't she in school? She been with Kash since Vegas last week, so has she missed a week plus of school?


SleepwalkRisk

Spring break.


Facetunethis

Well don't forget there's a reason why that weirdo Turpins moved there with all their kids. You can homeschool in California without having to have any kind of documentation. You just have to sign them up as homeschool. Somehow manly knows all the most scammy things she can do in that state and I don't doubt she has that little girl signed up as "homeschool"


here4thehottea

She’s in here


Glad_Addendum2177

She is. I definitely felt an earthquake.


Careful_Way_9395

🤣🤣🤣💀


WillUSee

Bitch who are you calling slow?? If we are slow then your short bus has come to a complete stop. What's wrong, is your gas tank as empty as your Sella 😶?


Careful_Way_9395

Empty sella, will never not be funny to me 🤣


EZasSundayMorning

She really should watch who she’s calling slow when she can’t even string a sentence together. It’s so great that criminals such as herself has the time to enjoy life like she is. Where is her child? Is Mo in the Section 8 Shoe Box?


WhitsSwirlyKnee

I like how we’re slow for thinking the posts were about her. But she’s the idiot that doesn’t realize they also apply to her.


Careful_Way_9395

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orca_t

![gif](giphy|266wwviUCMFFgqQGdn)


Justneedthetip

She went deleting folks again. Or put her page to private because I can’t see it now. So did she quit college? How is she raising a kid on the run playing with kash. How does she earn money. Did they lose the house


dollyviciousx

https://preview.redd.it/v0sn7tlrfvuc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e67dd551b438942d723ad7883f83604a18145c62 She changed her ig again too lmfao


squishygerbil

Moneybagbluesss? Isn't that street name for fent?


regsrecs

Blues refer to a Rx medication that contains 30mg of oxycodone. Roxicodone. Also known as Roxie’s. I don’t know about fentanyl but according to everything I see and read it’s being found in nearly every street drug these days. So you’re probably right, or not too far off the mark. Or she’s just sad. Has a case of the blues? In addition to her other, legal, case(s). All purely conjecture except the factual information about the medication that some people actually need.


SJ1026

I don’t see reality TV wifey to her 🤴🏾anywhere now 🤣🤣🤣


dollyviciousx

I bet she’s trying to be a 2kC wifey next 🤣


SJ1026

She’s already a clown https://preview.redd.it/f4lc8stmlvuc1.jpeg?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44f78eb47db3dda7ffb63fc8b680fb149348b4ad