There is absolutely no way in HELL she is going to be able to keep up with the Nursing program. That is one of the hardest programs and she can’t even spell nurse🤣
Around here, Nursing School is extremely competitive. If you aren’t getting a 4.0, you are likely going to be waitlisted or rejected all together. Some people with a 4.0 are waitlisted. Mandy cannot speak properly; there is no way she writes properly. She will never get into Nursing School.
The first photo is from searching classes, not that she is enrolled in a nursing class. The 2nd photo is from online course or something not related to nursing.
The most important thing is to the best of my knowledge you can't get licensed for that profession with the type of criminal record she has so that's really weird
Idk about nursing and their standards, but I used to work in a licensed profession and I worked with people who I have nooo idea how they got a license lmao. One dude had so many DUIs he had to carry a brief case breathalyzer AT WORK that took his picture every couple hours, another dude spent like 15 years in prison.
Though in my opinion, this is just another cash grab from Mandy. She’s trying to get that financial aid check.
Absolutely no way she will become a nurse!
She doesn’t even know what 2+2 equals, she will steal meds, cause harm, lack of bed side manners, and she’ll be the one needing CPR after trying cpr on a patient. Nah. We don’t want you!
So she doesnt mention anything about school for months, except for that reel of her walking to class, and now she’s magically back in school ? 🤣 I don’t believe it.
I think it’s because it’s been mentioned in here a few times. I definitely think she lurks here. Probably down voting and calling us all miserable hatter ass bitches as she prepares her delicious meals.
I’ve seen it be asked a few times from folks in here recently what happened to school and boom, she’s no longer pursuing a X-Ray technician career, but she will be a nurse! #chasingherdreams
Yeahhhh. I was intubated with a tracheostomy and had just woken up from a 46 day coma. The nurse had the audacity to yell (literally yell) because I had used the call button 4 times over night. Like, I’m sorry that I’m scared and confused.
Yes, I hate being like that but this is a hospital when you report someone they should have to go in front of the board or whatever they do. When dealing with people's lives. Being in a hospital on that bed is scary enough. You will notice when doctors or nurses end up in that bed they cry too.
Hmm, whoever wrote this test has deplorable grammar. They wrote, " What is one reason why primates develop more slowly compared to other mammals? "
It should've said, " What is one reason why primates develop slower compared to other mammals?"
This definitely seems like a test you take in elementary school or maybe a middle school that is extremely behind
Hahaha she went from radiologist to nurse 🥴😭 sis give it up! You could never. She couldn’t even pass a little CNA course and if she COULD, she would fuck that up too!
I agree! Nursing curriculum is really hard and highly competitive. I had to maintain 80% or above average to not get kicked out. I honestly don’t think she would even be able to pass basic first aid let alone CPR.
“*someone help*”??? Are you fucking with me??? Do NOT ever come the fuck near me in any medical capacity. Don’t go near my meds. Don’t touch me. Don’t put anything in my chart. Don’t assist in any procedures that have to do with me. As a matter of fact get off the same planet I’m on.
There is no way possible that she has what it takes to even make it through a basic English class! Let alone have what it takes to become a Nurse. She is beyond DELUSIONAL!!
She is on SSI or disability or whatever because of her low IQ but she thinks she could be a nurse? That pisses me off tbh. She’s perfectly capable of working at a convenience store.
They probably just see that she will fail at everything she does. So they said f it give her the money. She will never be able to work a normal job that is what they came to the conclusion of.
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Bitch who would let your fat skank ass take care of them!! Bitch I wouldn't let you take care of my dead dog!!! YA FEEL ME😂😂😂😂
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Seriously, though...I thought last time she was pretending to be a student it was as a radiology technician. She's moving on so soon?
🤣🤣 My 4th grader gets more challenging homework assignments than Hammy the "college student". A few weeks ago my daughter was creating PP slides showing the life cycles of plants vs. animals---FOR FUN. Meanwhile, this 30+ year old is having difficulties with multiple choice questions? If this biotch walked into my room claiming to be an RN--I'd be leaving AMA.
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"Someone help" uhhh... OR, hear me out Mannish... you could actually start paying attention and studying 🤯🤯 I know, crazy idea, right?
And if THAT doesn't work, then your little empty sella just might not be cut out for higher learning 😬
Awwww who is going to tell her that she's :
1- not capable of becoming a nurse.
2- she would never get accepted to a nursing program. Felonies,records, drug abuse history.
Oh poor thing,she really is DUMB.
Her becoming a nurse will never happen but I just want to say if:
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Can do it, anyone can. Although, again. Amanda won’t.
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Lol Thank you Thank you.This was the 2nd runner up.
She illiterate and has a criminal record a mile long- even if she somehow made it through a very competitive program, passed the NCLEX, was able to afford a VERY good attorney to somehow convince the California board of nursing to allow her to work- she would still have to find an employer to hire her with her record of theft, possession of fent, all things no nurse should ever be doing. Silly bitch
Honey Boo Boo has a better chance of getting accepted into the nursing program. No way this bird brain will pass the pre-reqs and earn as seat in the clinical portion of a nursing program.
Nursing programs are very competitive. It’s hard to believe that she made the cut. Maybe it’s a CNA course .
I was correct. Nursing-AS means Nursing assistant. I mean it’s a start. I hope that she sees it through 🤷🏾♀️
It's got to be a nursing assistant. I don't know what the scope of practice is for nursing assistants, but I don't think she'd be able to do that either. The medical field is fast-paced, and you need to have critical thinking skills, which I doubt is in her wheelhouse. .
The primates have large bodies took me out because well… So does she.
Isn't that what cash was doing
Now this 🐖is going to be a nurse 🤦🏼♀️. People would di3! ![gif](giphy|VbQfgkDtYUin6)
How many times has she started school now??
There is absolutely no way in HELL she is going to be able to keep up with the Nursing program. That is one of the hardest programs and she can’t even spell nurse🤣
Oh wow, Amanda needs help with her " library" class!! Too funny 🤣🤣
after some more government funded money for school..Enough of the bullshite and tell the real deal Manly wants some liposuction too.
You just made me realize that's probably why she is doing it to do back alley stuff. Or that's what she thinks she always thinks like a criminal.
What happened to her going to school to become a Radiologist? :)
Around here, Nursing School is extremely competitive. If you aren’t getting a 4.0, you are likely going to be waitlisted or rejected all together. Some people with a 4.0 are waitlisted. Mandy cannot speak properly; there is no way she writes properly. She will never get into Nursing School.
The first photo is from searching classes, not that she is enrolled in a nursing class. The 2nd photo is from online course or something not related to nursing.
Right? From her introduction to library class. 🤣
This is giving Jenelle Evans and Miller Motte.
The most important thing is to the best of my knowledge you can't get licensed for that profession with the type of criminal record she has so that's really weird
Idk about nursing and their standards, but I used to work in a licensed profession and I worked with people who I have nooo idea how they got a license lmao. One dude had so many DUIs he had to carry a brief case breathalyzer AT WORK that took his picture every couple hours, another dude spent like 15 years in prison. Though in my opinion, this is just another cash grab from Mandy. She’s trying to get that financial aid check.
Man I’ve had nurses like her and it doesn’t go well 🤣
Absolutely no way she will become a nurse! She doesn’t even know what 2+2 equals, she will steal meds, cause harm, lack of bed side manners, and she’ll be the one needing CPR after trying cpr on a patient. Nah. We don’t want you!
You just gave me a very vivid picture of manly jumping up on a gurney while a patient is coding. Never going to happen.
She can't even write a proper sentence. Who is she kidding?! 😒
So she doesnt mention anything about school for months, except for that reel of her walking to class, and now she’s magically back in school ? 🤣 I don’t believe it.
I think it’s because it’s been mentioned in here a few times. I definitely think she lurks here. Probably down voting and calling us all miserable hatter ass bitches as she prepares her delicious meals. I’ve seen it be asked a few times from folks in here recently what happened to school and boom, she’s no longer pursuing a X-Ray technician career, but she will be a nurse! #chasingherdreams
She needs basic Ed first before nursing school, and she would need to test to be accepted to the nursing program.
First honey boo boo now this fat back bitch. We're doomed. 😆
If Mandy came into my room as my nurse, I’d tell them to just go ahead and let me pass away.
🤣☠️🪦 I love this comment.
There is zero chance, and I do mean zero, that she will EVER become a nurse!
Idk. I was in the ICU for 3 months and during that time, I had some realllllll winners.
I was in ICU for neck surgery, I woke up intubated and the staff had a staff meeting. When my nurse finally came in, he scolded ME for waking up!!!
What?
It was at Seattle's Harborview Hospital . Great surgeons but the ICU and ER are grim and Frankenstein lab aesthetic
That awful because it's really dangerous when a person wakes up the brain could still be swollen or anything can go wrong.
Sure as heck feels really wrong!
Buddy said "lay your ass back down!!"
Yeahhhh. I was intubated with a tracheostomy and had just woken up from a 46 day coma. The nurse had the audacity to yell (literally yell) because I had used the call button 4 times over night. Like, I’m sorry that I’m scared and confused.
Yes!! I got that scolding why are you pushing that?! We're in a meeting!!
Did you report them? Make sure to report Them so they don't keep doing that.
Oghhh yes I did. I have no problem being a professional Karen 🤣
Yes, I hate being like that but this is a hospital when you report someone they should have to go in front of the board or whatever they do. When dealing with people's lives. Being in a hospital on that bed is scary enough. You will notice when doctors or nurses end up in that bed they cry too.
Wow
😂😂😂💀
She’s not going to be anything. Let’s all be real for a sec. This is a chic that scammed the government for a loan for her “Business” She’s a no body.
she will never make it past anatomy & physiology, if she even makes it that far - she’s waaaayyyyyyy too stupid
Or statistics. Or writing 121. None of it.
Hmm, whoever wrote this test has deplorable grammar. They wrote, " What is one reason why primates develop more slowly compared to other mammals? " It should've said, " What is one reason why primates develop slower compared to other mammals?" This definitely seems like a test you take in elementary school or maybe a middle school that is extremely behind
That's what I was thinking. No way is that even bio 101
Is she going for courses in jail 😆 🤣 plus I thought she has a new profession (selling herself) 🤔 😳
How’s she think she can be a nurse when her meals alone can kill someone!?! And ALLLLLL of a sudden she’s claiming her name is Amanda Orr 😂
So my question is - the school didn’t care that she was in the slammer for a week? 🙄
Shes asking for help…from her followers….when google exists….ok
Hahaha she went from radiologist to nurse 🥴😭 sis give it up! You could never. She couldn’t even pass a little CNA course and if she COULD, she would fuck that up too!
I agree! Nursing curriculum is really hard and highly competitive. I had to maintain 80% or above average to not get kicked out. I honestly don’t think she would even be able to pass basic first aid let alone CPR.
I agree there is nooo wayyyy she would not even pass the test to see if you are accepted in the RN program
She also would never have the stamina to work 12-hour shifts, let alone being on her feet and walking at a quick pace for most of the shift.
Nope
Don’t forget about criminal justice!
Lmao I’m doing my doctorate in a criminal field. Even my undergrad would have been WAY too hard for her.
I think. 5th grade would be too difficult for her.
I was just about to say…what happened to CJ? 😂
In nursing school theyre asking questions about orangutans?! Someone please make that make sense 😂
Ha, what is a normal blood glucose on an Adult Orangutan for 500 Alex?
Aren’t finals in a few weeks? Is she just special and got to start school at the end of the semester?
“*someone help*”??? Are you fucking with me??? Do NOT ever come the fuck near me in any medical capacity. Don’t go near my meds. Don’t touch me. Don’t put anything in my chart. Don’t assist in any procedures that have to do with me. As a matter of fact get off the same planet I’m on.
she won’t make it anywhere near bedside, don’t worry. homegirl is way too stupid
There is no way possible that she has what it takes to even make it through a basic English class! Let alone have what it takes to become a Nurse. She is beyond DELUSIONAL!!
Wait a minute…. She needed help with those questions?
My fifth grader took a very similar test to this. 😆
This made ma laugh out loud 🤣
OMG!!!!! Why does she insist on setting herself up like this????? She has to be extra slow. 🥴
It’s her empty sella 😂😂
She is on SSI or disability or whatever because of her low IQ but she thinks she could be a nurse? That pisses me off tbh. She’s perfectly capable of working at a convenience store.
They probably just see that she will fail at everything she does. So they said f it give her the money. She will never be able to work a normal job that is what they came to the conclusion of.
i can see her working in a hospital, either food services or housekeeping
I can't! No one that steals shit should be anywhere near a patients room.
She probably has to pass a background just to be in a hospital.
Those are very respectable jobs. She should be so lucky.
She’s so slow she’s moving backwards.
![gif](giphy|AssqAJR8ib5WmCNGOU|downsized) Bitch who would let your fat skank ass take care of them!! Bitch I wouldn't let you take care of my dead dog!!! YA FEEL ME😂😂😂😂
Lmao nursing 😂😂 that’s funny asf 🙄
![gif](giphy|3oKIP7CaDfNTeVVjCU|downsized) Seriously, though...I thought last time she was pretending to be a student it was as a radiology technician. She's moving on so soon?
Yep she got her masters and is now working on her doctorate🤪
I’m a professor in an RN program. There’s no way in hell she could get through it 😂 not a chance
As a RN, I second that motion. In fact, that was the exact phrase that came to my mind when I saw her post 🤣
I couldn’t even get admitted to nursing school and I’m definitely leaps and bounds ahead of her in the smarts department.
It’s a trade school for assisting for sure
Not at all 🤣
Am I the only one wondering where the fucc is this “Chase my dreams” tattoo is?
😭😭 it’s south of the P eety jawn jk
🤣🤣 My 4th grader gets more challenging homework assignments than Hammy the "college student". A few weeks ago my daughter was creating PP slides showing the life cycles of plants vs. animals---FOR FUN. Meanwhile, this 30+ year old is having difficulties with multiple choice questions? If this biotch walked into my room claiming to be an RN--I'd be leaving AMA. ![gif](giphy|xUNda5t3YghUAFIElq|downsized)
Uhhh nursing ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
Wasn’t the last assignment she showed about big foot? That’s nice of them to tailor her coursework to things she’ll understand.
This post made me lol 🤣 Sort of OT, but not... Every time there's no comment and it says Wow, such empty, I input sella lol
"Someone help" uhhh... OR, hear me out Mannish... you could actually start paying attention and studying 🤯🤯 I know, crazy idea, right? And if THAT doesn't work, then your little empty sella just might not be cut out for higher learning 😬
Darn, I just saw the department was Health Sciences and ATHLETICS and I was so excited to see Mandy’s athleticism! 😂
![gif](giphy|R51a8oAH7KwbS) She isn’t smart enough to pass the pre requisites to become a nurse. She’s too slow.
Can you imagine her charting on a patient without punctuation? She'd eventually kill one of her patients by not using proper punctuation.
Can u imagine her trying to save a life hahaha
“Muh payshuntz luuuh me!”
Perfect 😂
🤣🤣🤣 facts!
Primates have large bodies Yes, we know this . We know you have a large body.
And she doesn't invest in her offspring
Primates 😂
🤣 "Homework take forever." I'm dead. This thing needs to do A LOT of homework to learn how to speak or form proper sentences! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A)Homework is taking forever B)Homework be taking forever C)Homework taking forever D)Homework is time-consuming
Awwww who is going to tell her that she's : 1- not capable of becoming a nurse. 2- she would never get accepted to a nursing program. Felonies,records, drug abuse history. Oh poor thing,she really is DUMB.
Her becoming a nurse will never happen but I just want to say if: ![gif](giphy|my5HXi8WfGBYvExlvy) Can do it, anyone can. Although, again. Amanda won’t.
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Hi
You used me Muhammmit!!!! ![gif](giphy|55JmOciY8vFA0c8pKz|downsized)
As you can see by my tag under my name I want my sex!!
I need you to know this is brilliant.
https://preview.redd.it/hh1n0zdqdxwc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fce6a569576bda3d981fa7f075d76f2d22ee4800 Lol Thank you Thank you.This was the 2nd runner up.
Criticial thinking Mandy!
She illiterate and has a criminal record a mile long- even if she somehow made it through a very competitive program, passed the NCLEX, was able to afford a VERY good attorney to somehow convince the California board of nursing to allow her to work- she would still have to find an employer to hire her with her record of theft, possession of fent, all things no nurse should ever be doing. Silly bitch
Honey Boo Boo has a better chance of getting accepted into the nursing program. No way this bird brain will pass the pre-reqs and earn as seat in the clinical portion of a nursing program.
Honey BooBoo actually is in college to be a pediatric nurse.
Whoa! Don't bring Honey Booboo down to this troll's level.
Sis is not going to make it far asking these questions ![gif](giphy|l46CyJmS9KUbokzsI|downsized)
Nursing programs are very competitive. It’s hard to believe that she made the cut. Maybe it’s a CNA course . I was correct. Nursing-AS means Nursing assistant. I mean it’s a start. I hope that she sees it through 🤷🏾♀️
Is it nursing assistant or associates of science?
It's got to be a nursing assistant. I don't know what the scope of practice is for nursing assistants, but I don't think she'd be able to do that either. The medical field is fast-paced, and you need to have critical thinking skills, which I doubt is in her wheelhouse. .
No agreed. I guess my question was based more on the actual degree type ie voc certificate vs AAS vs AS/AA. More of a nerd work question.
Oops. And I went off on a tangent. ManDuh does that to me🙃. I believe it is a vocational certificate. Probably have to get a BLS, too.
No, you brought up important points and I can see where you thought that based on how I phrased the question! Asking the important questions!☺️
Thank you 😊
She would NEVER have an actual job. Then the disability for doing absolutely nothing would stop. Manman is far too lazy to get an actual job.
She would be the type to go to school just work in medicine & lose everything cuz her dude wanted her to steal drugs so he could sell them 😭
Anything for my man
She simply isn’t intelligent enough to get a degree. She should find a trade to train in if she’s deciding to stop being a drain on the tax payers.
She did do that I thought when she was sim highschool she can't stick with anything
She isn't intelligent enough to finish a 3 month certificate program.
She would know more about Gorillas since she’s basically a female silver back on crip ![gif](giphy|qK8HtKc2aQ6nMSN7k9|downsized)
🤣🤣🤣🤣 this took me out!
I’m sure this is in a text she was suppose to read lol!
supposed
She can barely read her own name let alone in depth college material
Oh this again, but those questions 😂
Sure, Jan.
I’m sorry but I am dying at the example questions she posted.