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throwaway_pom

"Gran Cheryaki"


5PrettyVacant

They decided to film while on their way to catch a bus


pchandler45

You have to find creative ways to kill the time when you're jobless and homeless


Cardinalsalmon

Oh how ballin’ they are! Because we all know and believe they have these kinds of funds readily available!


Remarkable-Mango-159

Manly we ALLLL know you cant afford any of those 🤣☠️


Livid_Dragonfly_3492

His voice sounds like a straight dope fiend. 😐


Cardinalsalmon

You’re pretty on the mark there!


InstantKarmaHippie69

Fronting & thirsty obviously! Bet the BMW broke down or 🦍outgrew it! They're so full of 💩! Grrrrr 😭


superkittynumber1

Better pick one roomy enough to sleep in


jenlyn05

Umm didn't they just post a BMW saying it was hers??? If they don't hop back on their scooters and get the fuck on 🙄


throwaway_pom

They lie like rugs.


stocksnhoops

I can go to a Ferrari dealership and walk around pointing out choices. He’s such a bum


19peacelily85

Sir, we all know you can’t afford those cars.


75percentsociopath

Based on my experience in car sales if they can come up with $4500 down some fake pay stubs and a utility or cable bill with a credit score of more than 600 they will leave today in a new whip. Chrysler capital will finance anyone.


19peacelily85

And then let they ass drive off the lot with a tracker willing and waiting to catch them and repossess as soon as they miss a payment. Which won’t be long.


[deleted]

No way they can afford a Wagon-ner 🙄 They can’t even afford nice clothes, a home or anything other than motel living. No freaking way!!


Nycbella

I was cracking up the way he pronounced Wagoner 😂 if you are going to “buy” it at least learn how to say the name properly


stocksnhoops

That’s a suburban too isn’t it? Like a $55-65 or more.


[deleted]

I paid close to $85,000 for my series 3 Wagoner. The size is similar to a suburban, I’m sure price point is as well. There is absolutely NO WAY they could afford one. Wether it’s paid off full or loaned. I’d imagine he has shitty credit and so does she. The most expensive thing they own is probably their cheap boost mobile phones. They can’t even afford that Kia let alone a jeep.


fatandfly

How do you like the truck?


etherealtomb

Embarrassing behavior as per usual.


Catflappy

Wagon…wagoner. 😂


Accomplished-You1127

Not pictured: musty and manly’s bum ass getting kicked outta the car lot


rocksannne

Manly likes to stand in front of strangers cars and pretend she owns them. There’s no way these two unemployed losers are purchasing one of those cars