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Melodic-Supermarket7

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lovelychef87

I wish I had a jobless houseless Deadbeat dad former convict loser cheater MM..... 😂


dawnnie413

Instead of a BMW (which Mo Mo couldn't afford in 30 lifetimes), her "husband" shudda got Manly some punctuation and grammar lessons!


KhaosKoordinator

Good Lord Mandy, loosen your bum, put down your make up pallet and wake the fuck up! Your man-child is a loser nobody that absolutely no one wants w the exception of possibly his wife. He’s going to be dead from A Fentanyl overdose by the end of the year if he doesn’t get some help, you freaking enabler.


HairFlipBye

“The blogs.” As if, Mandy.


Diamond_Handzz727

I really hope Jessica is getting all of this for court and divorce proceedings


[deleted]

Imagine being homeless but driving a BMW. Priorities are fucked.


[deleted]

> females


GTOPETE

That's 3 Y'ALL's if your counting, y'all.


jenlyn05

No dummy we believe what we see. Him high as fuck, selling drugs, faking a marriage, stealing and the list goes on. I don't knock anyone's hustle but please stop making this boy out to be something he's not 🙄


kamissymoo

Imagine making your relationship your entire identity


TAthotiana

Man. I hope his ex wife or still wife is screenshooting everything they post. Bet he ain’t paying shit in child support. It’s funny to me when women brag about their man supporting them financially. I’m a grown ass woman. I can take care of myself.. when he leaves her fat ass she ain’t going to have shit! They are such a joke


jenlyn05

Exactly! I never have or will let a man support me. People come and go out of your life in the blink of an eye so you always have to be able to stand on your own!


TAthotiana

Yup. And I will absolutely never be stuck in a shitty relationship because I dont have any money & nowhere to go,


jenlyn05

💯💯💯


5PrettyVacant

I want to see when security threw them off the car lot


SourceIntelligent741

Ain’t nobody blogging about y’all 🤦‍♀️


Charming-Wheel-9133

Take a picture of him working!


Bizzymammabee

How is a Kia an upgrade from a BMW? Dumb as hell. These fools motel hop and people are supposed to believe they can afford a BMW and the price tag that goes with its maintenance.


Cardinalsalmon

I worry about who she is trying to convince… surely she sees he has nothing and is just a loser?


daaaayyyy_dranker

My man of a decade owns his own house, has 3 classic trucks, is a damn good father, is not married to anyone else. and has never had so much as a parking ticket. Dream on, pigpussy. No one is jealous.


margarita86salt

pigpussy 😭


kd3906

Any bum can lease a car. And he did.


Haunting_Management

Wow she’s a full blown psycho! Ain’t no one upgrading shit 😂


musictakeheraway

a man nodding off on opiates is her dream come true. standards are in dante’s 5th layer.


Cardinalsalmon

Ha! Brilliant


Setgoals_snatchsouls

In other words…you walked around a used car dealership to prove to a bunch of strangers that: 1. Your sportsmanship trophy “man” (aka someone else’s legal husband) loves you 2. You would rather have a KIA than a home…or at minimum a 3 star hotel 3. “Your” borrowed BMW got returned to its legitimate owner 4. You missed your 15 minutes of reality show notoriety and need secondhand validation Why didn’t you say that? Acting like regular people can’t translate the language of post reality show attention seeking.


75percentsociopath

They have been riding around in that BMW for months. Same one from the gas pump photo and Musty driving High as hell with her kid in the front seat. Did they own it? Yes. But now the Buy here pay here lot repo'd it.


Setgoals_snatchsouls

Right, they didn’t “own” it…and it went back to it’s legitimate owner.


Inside-Tie-1908

🙄🙄🙄


Independent-Egg-9845

Despite my husband being a doctor and owning a new Audi, I am one of those super jealous females. I should have “married” a felon wannabe gangsta/drug dealer instead. Hindsight is 20/20 though 😂 Mandy is delusional!!


InstantKarmaHippie69

👑👏💘#EatYour❤️Out!!!🦍


Hour-Definition189

I have been with a musician for 9 years I am an RN with a Masters in Criminal Justice and Social Work, and we own 2 profitable side businesses.(Food trucks and he does music for commercials and such)He has a 2007 Corolla and I have a 2010 Equinox just for big things we sometimes transport. I could NOT imagine having a car payment larger than my mortgage despite being more than able to pay for it. It really shows when people are bad with money and care about impressing people.


InstantKarmaHippie69

& don't forget #Success👑👏


Cardinalsalmon

True as someone whose married to a doctor also, who looks after me very well, I’d prefer this drongo any-day lol also I myself like to work… it’s called independence


InstantKarmaHippie69

& don't forget # Winning👑👏


Awesomocity0

I'm an attorney married to a software engineer. But I've been accused of being a gold digger... Even though I make three times what he does. Lmao. And we only own one car. Because we just don't need another. The idea of them "upgrading" (we all know they're not) while living out of a motel is really fucking funny. *laughs in homeowner with savings account*


InstantKarmaHippie69

# 🦍WatchMeShineBitch


Cardinalsalmon

Ha! We are the same! I’m a journalist and also make more than my husband. We only need one car! It would be wasteful to have two as I work from home. It simply wouldn’t make sense! I find it’s always the way with people who are materialistic and have nothing, also those that aren’t willing to work for it, are dead lazy but want to somehow prove their wealth. The people that have it don’t have to prove anything. Don’t you love being called a gold digger! My MIL called me that (even though as I said I make more than my husband). Ahhh *sigh* 😵


Independent-Egg-9845

I hope Mandy reads all of these so she knows this sub isn’t in existence due to “jealous females” 😜


Cardinalsalmon

She’s so damn deluded honestly. How could she look at him, this sweaty stank blob of a man and assume we are jealous of an out of work, ex con, failed father (who abandoned his child) pill peddler? Dear god she must have an inferiority complex the size of Syria


aliciah25

Oh girl. You really missed out! You could have a prince taking care of you like Musty. Better luck next time. ( 😆😆 jkjk)


Queen_of_Boots

Man. I wish I could make my own reality where my man taking me on a shortcut through the parking lot was him trying to upgrade my car!!!!!!! He doesn't even have a job and the one he has, as a dealer, he isn't very good at because he can't even keep track of his vape and threatened lives over it 🙈😂😂😂😂😂 I can't with this chick. And she is raising another one. God help us all.


Diamond_Handzz727

Right he can’t even replace a vape pen girl, goes live and begs for people to buy them for him, but he’s gonna buy a car 🤷🏼‍♀️


ckone1230

😂😂😂😂👏👏👏


idontlikeseaweed

There’s no way he is co-signing or signing for any of those cars. There’s no way he has credit with the lifestyle he lives. She’s the only one who has even half way of a chance to acquire a vehicle. So if that’s what happening, in what way is this him taking care of you? Delusional.


jessdep51320

he has shit credit, he got one credit card, didn't pay it back, then got a phone with at&t, didn't pay his bills, his credit is shit, so there's no way in HELL he can qualify for a new car 🤣🤣


InstantKarmaHippie69

In theory only...1) they've doctored job/income records...2) they're supplying drugs to a salesman under the table


jessdep51320

🤣🤣🤣


Accomplished-You1127

Think about finding housing before you go upgrading your car…..


Humble_Carry

Yes stop thinking about yourselves and think about taking care of the kids. I would rather have a paid off used Toyota and have money for the kids!


Cardinalsalmon

Maybe the car is their housing lol


yosoyjackiejorpjomp

Ma’am, the car IS the house. Motels are for special occasions


InstantKarmaHippie69

Attagirl!😭🤜🤛Hey u/yosoyjackiejorpjomp fellow DFW Texan here! 👏🌈


Hour-Definition189

They are reserved for when she wants to put his ass night night


Accomplished-You1127

I was mistaken!!


Fun-Presentation4526

I am jealous of Manly Mandy. I'm jealous that i am not delusional as she is. It sounds like she tries to do the whole, believe and it will come true, thing. Which is no bueno. Sorry Manly!!


gibletsforthecat

Upgrade a bmw to a Kia?


JESUS_on_a_JETSKI

Depends on the year and model and individual need! Kia's are legit and nice AF! I was skeptical and got into my friend's Kia SUV and was immediately convinced of their quality. Long gone are the days where Kia and Hyundai are seen as budget cars and unreliable (Hyundai moreover than Kia). They are also not cheap to buy. But their maintenance vs a BMW is infinitely more economical.


InstantKarmaHippie69

True👏 I saw videos over seas where guys are driving the hell outta of them in desert extreme conditions & almost 300,000 miles...I was like wtf?!


gibletsforthecat

Trust me I get it. I own one and love it, but coming from these two it’s bullshit.


JESUS_on_a_JETSKI

My bad, I didn't comprehend your context. And you're correct, it doesn't make sense for them! My sister would buy a 10 yr old Mercedes or BMW or Infiniti, etc vs a brand new base model Toyota Corolla just to carry around the key & fob and be able to say "I drive a Mercedes". Then struggle to pay for repair after repair. They seem like the same type.


daaaayyyy_dranker

I fucking love my Kia. It’s got all the same features as the BMWs exc mine was half the cost


InstantKarmaHippie69

BMWS are too damn plain! Seats aren't comfortable either! Hate my daughter's & it's cramped up, no space. Broke down more than on the road$$$ lemon


gibletsforthecat

I agree I have a Kia myself. The statement just seems suspect.


75percentsociopath

Those Kia Tellurides cost more than a BMW. Wouldn't be me riding around in one.


Facetunethis

One who gets high off their own supply does not take good care of anyone around them.


Reference_Stock

And I have my own personal island. Rofl. She's truly delusional.


KatieGirl27

Wait so he’s upgrading someone else’s BMW that looks brand new.. omg 😆


Fun-Presentation4526

I wonder who's paying for the insurance and tag and title on these cars. Lmfao 😂😆


[deleted]

I’m glad you said this bc I am from LA. I have two bmw’s an x6 m and an m4 my registration is 1500 for each car a year. I have a perfect driving record no losses $600 for both cars a month. My m4 is 1,275 a month my x6 is 922 I am a business manager for touring musicians. He takes all the pills he sells I don’t get it lol


InstantKarmaHippie69

Well that's a bad ass career, I'd love to be you😉👏👑🎶🎸🥁🎤🎟️🎫"Rock"N"Roll"


[deleted]

I promise you it sounds way cooler than it is I am usually just screaming stop spending money and please send me the receipt 100 times a day lol