Liars never can seem to keep up with the one lie after another lifestyle. Life just becomes one huge phony transparent showboat. 🥱🤫🤭 We can see straight through it, but it sure is entertaining.
This pig is fucking delirious
"adjective
in an acutely disturbed state of mind resulting from illness or intoxication and characterized by restlessness, illusions, and incoherence of thought and speech."
They better not play around and not make those biweekly/monthly payments because if the do, they will send Bernice all the way from South Beach to hook and book lol 😂.
I immediately had to show this to my BMW enthusiast BF and he’s like “I mean a 535i is fine. I like them cause they’re twin turbo but like it’s pretty basic. It’s probably very high mileage for them to be able to ‘afford it’. Not anything to brag about”
I need to see that cars registration before I believe a damn thing lol
oh it's theirs, but it ain't nothing new, he bought it with his tax money and it broke down the first day he got it 🤣🤣🤣, and this car was bought months ago ,now they're trying to make it look like it's " brand new" lol
Bahahahahah omg that’s amazing. Not surprised even a little bit- I just figured it was a rental 😂 these two are something else. Woulda been nice if he spent some of that money on your kid, but at least you get to see that beautiful little boy grow up, the only gift he ever gave the world 💜
this is the same car they bought months ago with his tax money!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he sent me the same pic of it by the gas pump, they really just be out here lying like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is just hilarious to watch it's almost like she does this and trys to post this stuff specifically to try to prove the Reddit sub wrong. Like "see we have lots of money" "see he loves me" lol
They did in another IG post.
https://www.reddit.com/r/MauriceMandy/comments/ven11h/bet_thats_just_some_random_car_at_the_gas_station/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Anyone an get a 2011 BMW at a BHPH lot for $10995.
I was car shopping yesterday. That exact car (2013 BMW 535i) was 10,995 with 90k miles. I went to look at a 2016 BMW 320i for 12k.
They got it at a BHPH (buy here pay here) where you make payments weekly or bi weekly to the dealership (instead of a bank with a real loan). Or Manly is stealing people's identities to get loans at a real car dealership. Anyway at a BHPH anyone gets approved with like 2k to 4500 down payment. Half the time you don't need paystubs. The people we sell to have like 5 repos and a credit score of 462.
Whatever happened to that apartment they moved into?
Wow. I didn’t know there were places like that! So they don’t care about proof of income? I’m assuming most of those people will default and they’d end up reselling the vehicle anyway? I think you’re spot on, that’s exactly how they got this car (if it’s not a rental)
Yes they will default. And those buy here/pay here places put a GPS on the car and the first missed payment they will shut the car down remotely and pick it right back up. Lol
I’m glad I’m not the only one! BMWs are expensive to fix, too! These idiots just think it looks cool to have a BMW bc they think it makes them look ballin 😂😂 such losers
See what I mean???😂😂😂. I thought I remembered seeing this pic earlier (right after tax refund time). Why are they so pressed for attention? It's not like they're making money, oops (except for the 💊) my bad, lol
u r tha best thing dat ever hapenned to me when i get get out i m goin 2 be tha bestest man to u i want too get married n hav babys n a big house wit a 2009 535 u r errything 2 me luv u boo Mar-eek
Liars never can seem to keep up with the one lie after another lifestyle. Life just becomes one huge phony transparent showboat. 🥱🤫🤭 We can see straight through it, but it sure is entertaining.
Didn't he "buy her a bmw" before?
Who are they even trying to impress? What's a car with no home to drive it to?
How many times are they going to repost this same picture lol
And he bought this with what income ?
This pig is fucking delirious "adjective in an acutely disturbed state of mind resulting from illness or intoxication and characterized by restlessness, illusions, and incoherence of thought and speech."
Wow, that photo collage looks EXACTLY like her, doesn't even look like a 12 year old girl or nothing!!
What, did he rent her a new home for the day?
They better not play around and not make those biweekly/monthly payments because if the do, they will send Bernice all the way from South Beach to hook and book lol 😂.
I immediately had to show this to my BMW enthusiast BF and he’s like “I mean a 535i is fine. I like them cause they’re twin turbo but like it’s pretty basic. It’s probably very high mileage for them to be able to ‘afford it’. Not anything to brag about” I need to see that cars registration before I believe a damn thing lol
Can you imagine what that car smells like having those two in it day in day out 🤢 They’ll have to fumigate it before they sell it.
They are so dumb. If you plan to live in your vehicle at least buy a minivan or SUV. Especially being as big as they are.
This photo is so blurred
I swear they always are
Cashed out what? Lol And "baby daddy" now oh Lord
I'll bet the carlot salespeople were really confused.
He had to list all the specs 🙄🤣🤣🤣
He listed the specs like is a special car lmaooo
this is the same car they've had for months!!! lmfao his dumbass sent me the same pics trying to show off
Like you’d be jealous of them 🙄 these people honestly 🤢
Trying to show off a broke down piece of shit 🤣🤣🤣
well i guess he got it fixed 🤣
Do you think he’s with her cause he’s just high and doesn’t bother to leave her? What’s the rationale for him being with her?
These two are something else 🤣
I bet anything this shit is a rental
oh it's theirs, but it ain't nothing new, he bought it with his tax money and it broke down the first day he got it 🤣🤣🤣, and this car was bought months ago ,now they're trying to make it look like it's " brand new" lol
At what point did he become a raging disappointment? I was rooting for him.
Bahahahahah omg that’s amazing. Not surprised even a little bit- I just figured it was a rental 😂 these two are something else. Woulda been nice if he spent some of that money on your kid, but at least you get to see that beautiful little boy grow up, the only gift he ever gave the world 💜
Fast forward 30 seconds...the owner, Karen, comes screaming and yelling to get away from her car while having the LAPD on speed dial...🤣🤣🤣
Lmao- there is no way they can afford to replace any parts.
Or the gas lol
That key looks off
It's the real key. Bmw used that key before 2017. Some new BMWs (X1 2 series coupe) still use it.
Ahhhh okay thank you for confirming ! mine looks way diff but then mine is 2019 :(
Countdown to him begging for rides again
Where’s Jess? She needs to give us the real story about the car because you know they are lying lol
YES! I ran to the comments to see if she was here yet
this is the same car they bought months ago with his tax money!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he sent me the same pic of it by the gas pump, they really just be out here lying like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao! Thank you for coming in with the truth babe!! We can always count on you. Those two are fucking idiots 🤣🤣
Tax money??? I thought you had to work to get tax refunds. 🤔
Keep these screen shots for court if he doesn’t pay his child support!
good lord!! they are so nuts! I am sorry that you even have to deal with them in any way
They can't afford to fix it when it breaks down
Mid 00’s BMWs are also a good investment when you live in a motel.
Yeah it'll make a nice road house one day.
How are they gonna live in that??
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Don’t you need to have a kid with someone to consider them your baby daddy !??
Yes.
a 10 year old beamer is...not really brag-worthy.
I have a 36 year old Jeep. I think I am going to start flexing 🤣🤣
Argh my last car was a BMW and it was useless. Thing drank oil like Giada Lol
Maintenance was the worst. Trying to sell it used is the worst. Only ever lease a new one. Lesson learned. The hard way of course.
You know it… I had all of these issues *shivers* that car gave me PTSD LOL
It's older than that. It's a 2009, which will make it 13 years old.
of course
This is just hilarious to watch it's almost like she does this and trys to post this stuff specifically to try to prove the Reddit sub wrong. Like "see we have lots of money" "see he loves me" lol
It’s like the mentality of a teenager
Both of them seriously!
On a test drive, why won’t they show the windshield 🤷🏼♀️
They did in another IG post. https://www.reddit.com/r/MauriceMandy/comments/ven11h/bet_thats_just_some_random_car_at_the_gas_station/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Anyone an get a 2011 BMW at a BHPH lot for $10995.
Repo man looking like 👀
Don’t cars usually come with a full tank of gas? Why do they need gas coming off a car lot?
Last cause I bought had like a 1/3 of a tank left.
I bought a car with 7 miles on it. I had to fill it up because it only had 1/4th of a tank.
Cashed out on what, exactly?? Wasn’t this fool begging for money for a puff bar not too long ago….?
It’s not hard to get a car. The hard part is keeping it.
They’re about to need a GFM to pay for gas.
And for an oil change 😂
Just wait the oil changes alone are over 100 bucks
Funny there's no pic of them inside the car, or holding the keys....almost like it's not their's
Imagine that.
I give it 6 months…MAX.
You are being waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too generous 🤣
6 weeks. Lmao
I was car shopping yesterday. That exact car (2013 BMW 535i) was 10,995 with 90k miles. I went to look at a 2016 BMW 320i for 12k. They got it at a BHPH (buy here pay here) where you make payments weekly or bi weekly to the dealership (instead of a bank with a real loan). Or Manly is stealing people's identities to get loans at a real car dealership. Anyway at a BHPH anyone gets approved with like 2k to 4500 down payment. Half the time you don't need paystubs. The people we sell to have like 5 repos and a credit score of 462. Whatever happened to that apartment they moved into?
If they even got it
Just sold my BMW X3. Depending on miles and engine it could be way under 10g. I had to sell for 8g.
Wow. I didn’t know there were places like that! So they don’t care about proof of income? I’m assuming most of those people will default and they’d end up reselling the vehicle anyway? I think you’re spot on, that’s exactly how they got this car (if it’s not a rental)
You can end up paying mad interest though.
Yes they will default. And those buy here/pay here places put a GPS on the car and the first missed payment they will shut the car down remotely and pick it right back up. Lol
Lmao omg I didn't know this was a thing! 😳
Holy shit!! That’s crazy, I feel very sheltered right now 😂
Me too! I didn’t know that was a thing! I had a BMW and it was a total lemon! Never again!
I’m glad I’m not the only one! BMWs are expensive to fix, too! These idiots just think it looks cool to have a BMW bc they think it makes them look ballin 😂😂 such losers
Lol, I was thinking the exact same thing. The first time it in breaks down they don't realize what it's going to cost to get it fixed. 🤡🤡
Apparently they got this car months ago and it did break down within the first few days- Jess said they just got it back, it’s not even new 😂
😂😂 see what I mean??. I thought I remembered seeing this car before, right after income tax season. They're so thirsty for attention.
See what I mean???😂😂😂. I thought I remembered seeing this pic earlier (right after tax refund time). Why are they so pressed for attention? It's not like they're making money, oops (except for the 💊) my bad, lol
Seriously I now have a Liberty Subaru sport and its wayyy cooler and amazing compared to my BMW. You’re right these people just go for titles.
The used BMW is probably their new apartment. Lmao
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Has this ignorant prick ever used any punctuation in his life?
That would require him to read and educate himself…
Well what the hell did he do in jail? Lmao. Bc he definitely wasn’t working out hahaha
Wrote letters to emotionally vulnerable women.
“Letters” is a stretch haha. More like single paragraph run on sentences with a heart at the end. But I concur lol.
u r tha best thing dat ever hapenned to me when i get get out i m goin 2 be tha bestest man to u i want too get married n hav babys n a big house wit a 2009 535 u r errything 2 me luv u boo Mar-eek
I just died of laughing too damn hard. It was worth it
Hahahaha. Staaahhhp. You’re too funny. You forgot the part about getting jobs as a fent delivery service.
No lie…that was difficult to write. My autocorrect went into spasms. Lol
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