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You should have the deer mutilated on the back...maybe head blown off and a shotgun and a toilet in the back?


Internal-Ad6119

😔


fxcken

…why toilet?


Jam1e-Chan

skibidi


Jam1e-Chan

skibidi


Infinite-Sense-7530

That’s cringe


Jam1e-Chan

thanks


SyntheticKindaStupid

skibidi


Emotional_r

ohio gyat skibidi rizzler 🫵🤣


Mundane-Razzmatazz91

It’s me on an alt account (old one got banned) But skibidi toilet isn’t funny It’s sigma Ohio rizz Why tf do so many mayhem fans like skibidi toilet


Emotional_r

i’m not a mayhem fan, this post got recommended to me randomly but also i don’t actually like skibidi toilet lol. i was just going along with the joke


Mundane-Razzmatazz91

Oh ok


Jam1e-Chan

lol same, i use it ironically


Ok_Cauliflower_3170

skibidi


amillibanilli

Ohio


Fuzzy_Bed_8010

I like giraffes


Ok_Experience_2879

Sorry do dissapoint but that's a deer


Fuzzy_Bed_8010

I really like giraffes


Ok_Experience_2879

Y'know what me too 😊


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i also really like giraffes


Fuzzy_Bed_8010

May the great fog lord destroy our enemies and through king Henry the giraffe lord we shall destroy the fog lord and computer fan man


SPICEYxMIKE

DOWN WITH THE LEGION OF BLADE SINNIES! FOR OUR NECKS ARE GREATER TOGETHER!! REJOICE FELLOW GIRAFFIANS!! THE FALLING OF THE FROGS IS UPON US!!!


Fuzzy_Bed_8010

For King Charlemagne we shall reestablish the HRE and destroy all of those frogs and Amin acids


Karma_Chameleom

Real


Franzkafkaacidtrip

BASED TRANS FLAG WOOOOOO 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️


Fuzzy_Bed_8010

Heat from fire


Franzkafkaacidtrip

whar


Franzkafkaacidtrip

whar


PristineHat5583

Erm what the flip?


troglodyteee

if u added corpse paint on the deer and made the bowtie black i would buy it fr


Karma_Chameleom

Same


yflfw

I’m sorry they turned this comment section into an edginess competition


Daud178

Trve kvlt


ryannvondoom

Awesome. Hopefully they dont burn your house like they did the churches in the 90s.


No-Discipline-2729

It'd be an honor if mayhem burnt my house down.


Ok_Experience_2879

I can't tell if this is a compliment or an insult 😭


ryannvondoom

Yeah…


Ok_Experience_2879

That doesn't answer my question


ryannvondoom

There was no question… and it definitely wasn’t a compliment.


decaydaance

you're weird


AbsoluteFlooding096

I feel inspired to try this now


idontcareyouranswer

Make one with Hello Kitty. Euronymous loves it.


Ok_Experience_2879

Real 😃🩰🎀


ManufacturerSad7515

nah the sweaty neckbeards posted you on r/blackmetalcringe 🤣


tastysoupiwilleat

shut up


BurntToasterGaming

Said the TikTok obsessed teenager


imeanImSickOfMeaning

Your most active subreddit is /r/teenagers sit down kiddo


decaydaance

what about this is tik tok related


teeheehu

ironically from what I saw they liked it lol


Ok_Experience_2879

I saw, it happened twice!


nutellanipplez

So cute!!! I would like to buy


Old_Front7823

I like the contrast. It’s a pretty funny artistic statement


Ok_Experience_2879

Thank you 🍰🌸🩰


Snow8118

i don’t get it


Ok_Experience_2879

Get what?


Snow8118

the design choice


Ok_Experience_2879

Well I really like girly stuff and deer, and I like mayhems music and their logo is sick af so I mixed the two ˙˚ʚ(´◡`)ɞ˚˙


hbsc

I think Euronymous wouldve offed himself if he saw this ngl


[deleted]

Do you not understand irony


SkweezCtrl

Who’s ironing


SleepyFwmboi01

Me. Got any clothes that are wrinkled?


[deleted]

The Bambi takes all the focus


guitarfanatic_2

help it looks so friendly


ToiletDrone

Bambi's mother she dies.


unnownme_000

tonight.


FuraFaolox

this goes hard


MattiasLikesSushi

ngl kinda goes hard


666_ihateyouall_666

this is adorable im sorry about all the little bitches whining at you


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666_ihateyouall_666

i was just trying to be kind to them because many commenters were being rude, and i didnt think being nice equates to simping


unnownme_000

plz lemme buy my gf this🙋


Prestigious_Help_149

Since when do black metal fans have GFs 💀


unnownme_000

she was listening to sum metal while doing her make up this morning think I fell in luv again


442cutlassw30

Fuck tha haters that shit fire


LongjumpingFix6608

Nice print job! Unlikely pairing though lol.


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Ok_Experience_2879

?


One-Television-2965

This is one of the reasons why nobody takes mayhem fans seriously


ace_thankless

Cry about it.


The_Forsaken_Cookie

Deer takes all the attention😭


kingbugz10113

That looks like it came out really good! What method are you using to print shirts?


Ok_Experience_2879

Heat transfer with an iron


kingbugz10113

Thanks I'll have to look into that!


Tuna-1917

Dead was right for killing himself if this is the current state of the Mayhem fanbase


Ok_Experience_2879

Go suck a dick and cry about it


ghoulman811

the fuck


DirtStomper

lightning and the sun


Tuna-1917

Based


maxchloerachel

oh no, someone likes a cute animal, the world is ending


_thelostgirlx

what do u use?


Ok_Experience_2879

Light fabric transfer paper


Kira_art0

actually cool asf fr


libra-love-

I love it. It’s so different. Just make sure you don’t sell them cuz you’ll get a copyright/trademark infringement which can turn into a lawsuit. Edit: especially from Disney. They LOVE to sue people. It happens on Etsy all the time


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Hornypenguin456

Do another with a black goat


Caspy-waspy68

how... how did u make mayhem coquette..? i.. what-


Ok_Experience_2879

I put a deer 😊


Caspy-waspy68

i'm gonna eat that deer


Ok_Experience_2879

I think that would be bad for you conside🩰ing it's printer ink


Caspy-waspy68

nuh uhh, yummy snack 😻😻


Tristan_6

Can I order one?


Ok_Experience_2879

A lot of people seem to like them so I'm planning to put them up on my depop 😊 @pixiepuff1104


Tristan_6

Fosho I’ll get one. How much will they be and can I order through here on PayPal?


Ok_Experience_2879

I was thinking maybe 15-20? I'm not totally sure tho And depop will just make the whole process easier so I would prefer to do it through there😊


Tristan_6

Heyl yeh


Tristan_6

Heyl yeh. I love depop fees


penishaveramilliom

If you made this for men, I know a dude that would buy the fuck out of that style of shirt, I’m not sure if he likes this particular band but he would eat this shit up


giveme2thesky

LOL.


niggely

what the grid is this


ACIDSORCERER

Nice now chop that deer head off


Ok_Experience_2879

No😔😔😔😔


kill_bryson

reminds me of slitwristdistro tbh


fvneralwitch

that eats


LunaDDLC

How'd you make this?


Ok_Experience_2879

I used heat transfer paper and an iron


bigsexyballsucker

goes so hard


Zubin1234

Never did i imagine Bambi with mayhem. Now bambi should die too cause its that metal haha.


Lizbeth_CTR

Plz start an etsy and sell this.


TommyGunnerSixxx

TBF, Napalm Death have a range of shirts and other merch with cutsie stuff on it. I have a powder blue Napalm Death shirt with a rainbow, unicorn, and candies on the front.


muushroomer

Holy shit this sub is fucking brainrot


landofpleasantdreams

Swear I saw this on AliExpress


Ok_Experience_2879

Idk but I printed this myself


sasberg1

I wanna see Eeyore wearing a Mayhem or Dark throne shirt


bludvarg

ok


Platonic____Boner

Probably a good thing dead is dead


Numerous_Pineapple96

I knew how the comment section would be before I opened it


EbbNeither2877

maybe put a dead deer


dreg72

Why


Ok_Experience_2879

Because I wanted to😊


Sierra-8

How 🤯


Ok_Experience_2879

Transfer paper


chap10rian

I love this


Dyindog

No way people actually listen to mayhem this post popped up as recommended thats so crazy😭


GlitterPinkAcrylics

Slay


KidPaste

what do u use


champagne-sun

I LOVE IT


inj3ct0rdi3

Uhh. You all should be ashamed of yourselves. Especially OP. What is this? I wish this never was recommended to me.


Ok_Experience_2879

You should be ashamed of how fucking insufferable you are and how ugly and small dicked you are


inj3ct0rdi3

Dead would blow his brains out second time after seeing this.


Ok_Experience_2879

I wish you would


inj3ct0rdi3

Can't take a little bit of criticism without wishing people dead?


Ok_Experience_2879

Can view one picture without feeling the need to leave a rude comment?


inj3ct0rdi3

I view tons of pictures everyday without leaving rude comments. This one needed a comment. And it wasn't *that* rude. You just took it hard.


Ok_Experience_2879

Probably because you were being unoriginal and pretentious, I've gotten almost that exact comment at least 5 times


inj3ct0rdi3

Ironic, I give my honest opinion. And you start throwing back crazy insults. Not that I would expect anything less. Typical.


Happy_Student9999

omg you should sell these, i would buy immediately!!


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XxvampiregirlxX

It so coquette 🎀🥺🫶🏽  ( they’re one of the most gruesome black metal bands ever)


Ok_Experience_2879

Ik right 🩰 (Could not care)


Practical-Cost-3431

Cute


expiredogfood

awesome


Southern_Choice4273

You selling this?


Ok_Experience_2879

If people really like them I might start selling them on my depop


No-Discipline-2729

depop 💀


Ok_Experience_2879

It's a very easy selling platform and it doesn't ask for an upfront listing price


VrillzKillz

that’s fucking ugly lol


Ok_Experience_2879

So are you, you dick fucked crybaby


VrillzKillz

what does dick fucked even mean? calm down child


Zubin1234

Bruh why are you beefing w a random child on the internet. Get a job lol. She is a fan and this is probably how she likes her shirt.


VrillzKillz

i’m not beefing with no one i just made a comment, grow up lol


Ok_Experience_2879

What do you think it means?


decaydaance

reddit metalheads are so uptight about everything you could split a diamond with their ass. this is a cute shirt


Septikz

How come every single broad these days wants to incorporate cute aesthetics into dark/demented content, like damn shawty EVERYONE has had that idea, im really hating for nothing cuz this shit aggravates me


maxchloerachel

maybe because women are more secure in what they like and don't feel like they have to conform to your edgy standard to fit in?


Septikz

Choose a damn name dawg.


maxchloerachel

no


FREUDIAN_DEATHDRIVE

my guy you posted a fit and look like the most generic mfer out there,you look like you load in to the world around every corner,you look like i knew you 4 times and forgot you existed every time. you are in to cars and gaming. you should aggravate yourself because you are not even your own human you are EVERYONE but without the ideas. npc john smith looking mfer lmao.


yflfw

I don’t know or care what you look like but you definitely sound generic. “My guy” “mfer” “npc” is all some shit you’d hear from any college age boy. Quit trying so hard to be different and get a fucking life. You’re just spewing shit you heard on the internet. The world doesn’t revolve around you. People can like what they like, it’s really stupid to be pissed off over a girl printing the mayhem logo and a deer on her shirt.


FREUDIAN_DEATHDRIVE

quit smoking crack and start reading i dont even know who you are talking to.


yflfw

And honestly, I’m not a fan of black metal being in the mainstream and being warped but is it really that important? I don’t think it is.


FREUDIAN_DEATHDRIVE

i literally dont give a single fuck? who are you talking to


yflfw

If you didn’t give a fuck you wouldn’t reply


FREUDIAN_DEATHDRIVE

stop smoking crack


Septikz

Yeah fasho I did i was an eshay 14 year old, these days my fits are button up shirts and cargo pants i couldnt gaf.


No-Discipline-2729

I'm guessing you're different? You're not like most guys, right?


Septikz

Smack bang on the dot deadeye donny.


Ok_Experience_2879

Ik it's not new, but making my own is cheaper than buying it somewhere, I'm not trying to reinvent the wheel, just doing some diy 😊😊


Septikz

Aight cuh as long as its not your whole personality


Propaganda_Pepe

It's just people having fun, if you take a step back and look at it, all metal is so cheesy so you might as well have some cheesy fun with it.


Septikz

Pretty fair point, all im sayin is im a lil fed up with “hello kitty girls” trying to hop on the trend of sickly cute, im an OG Menhara-chan enjoyer maybe thats why i don’t like it


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"broad"


Septikz

Aye?


HotCollection5036

Low-key kinda cool!!!! 🔥


oilcompanywithbigdic

nice


DankDoodles

Rad


honokasgirlfriend

i love this 😭


TsunamiTommy36

Cringe


Ok_Experience_2879

You're cringe