Goes very well with the two awkward chairs in the living room.
*Please don't make eye contact, I'm royalty. Let's gaze upon the glass table supported by heavy capitals. Aww man it reminds me of the Roman Empire, those were the days man*
They must be so comfortable! And the "dogs" can eat all the food you drop in your lap because you can't pull your chair up so your knees are under the table...because the dogs are in the way! What a unique and artful way to design a chair for dining!
Really confused by this house(s).
Real estate agent remarked “The only one special house and can't find the same in the Queens.”
Yes, yes, we know. It’s the house version of a playing accordion.
I'd look at that prom entrance to the house from the outside and just be like "Nope, I already don't like the people living in this house."
It looks like an ordeal just to get to the front door, how unwelcoming.
At first I thought "not a McMansion" but going through the Zillow listing, it's far too funny not to have posted here. Some observations:
- All the rooms seem curiously small. Like the house is scaled to about 75%
- Yeah, those faux/foam pillars are pretty comical
- I really want those HUGE chairs from the piano room - they're super-fun!
- Some curious furniture choices. Not my place to judge, but where on earth do you buy this stuff?
- There's a lot of funny angles and awkward spaces in this house
- Ooh, the sofa that goes with the chairs is in that odd office spce. I want the whole set!
- I'm confused by the ceiling in the main bedroom. Is it... rhomboid?
- Upstairs is where its McMansion-ness starts to really shine through. Cheap laminate floors, cheap bulk-purchase tiles and cheap bathrooms.
- The bed with the full gallery of movie-viewing sofas is... awkward.
- In amongst the glitz and glamour, this house has some very depressing spaces. And really a lot of sofas.
- The back garden is quite nice, but why such a small patio area?
All in all fun viewing. Thanks for posting!
Where, WHERE!?
Where does someone buy such shitty gaudy pieces??
This homes interior is the most disjointed chaos of mix n match I've ever seen. All that, and then the backyard is so direly plain.
I loved seeing the $20 Amazon barstools in the kitchen after the gaudy golden dog dining chairs. Oh, and then that art in the bar room, hung inside the wall rectangle things? Wtf *is* that lol. Backyard made me go “womp womp” in my head too
WOW! This place would be so much fun to live in. I have never seen dining room chairs like that, also how heavy are those living room chairs? This place is beyond spectacular, it is sublime.
I want those MODOK command chairs from the piano room with what appear to be built-in laser cannons for arm rests. They look like they should levitate and carry me to my next sinister plot.
Do the folks that own these types of houses take a time machine back to Chintz & Co. from the 80's/90's and raid the place for furniture? I seriously do not understand the furnishings that these houses all seem to have!
Yes it is. Mariam Webster defines comfortability as the quality or state of being comfortable or relaxed. They could be wrong but I have a lot of comfortability with the fact that comfortability is a word. One could say I'm comfortable. Not as comfortable as I would be in that house.
It’s a neologism at best, and one I’m mad about. Like so many others than people are now using, like “resiliency.”
The shorter word already exists: comfort. Why create a new, longer word? Every time I hear or see this, it’s like nails on a chalkboard, and I assume the person using it does 100% of their reading on social media. It’s a tell. It sounds uneducated.
You’re welcome.
I don't feel welcome at all. You criticize how I talk then try to correct me. You don't have to find a correlation with your feelings and words. Sorry you feel that way but your feelings dont matter. These are facts. Wanna know what else is a fact?
Comfortability is a word.
I always wanted dining room chairs with golden dog armrests...it's just practical.
Goes very well with the two awkward chairs in the living room. *Please don't make eye contact, I'm royalty. Let's gaze upon the glass table supported by heavy capitals. Aww man it reminds me of the Roman Empire, those were the days man*
Romans or the old Russian oligarchy
It’s to DOG for!!
Now sit my child, and do polish my golden dogs with your napkin
They must be so comfortable! And the "dogs" can eat all the food you drop in your lap because you can't pull your chair up so your knees are under the table...because the dogs are in the way! What a unique and artful way to design a chair for dining!
Split level mansion
Really confused by this house(s). Real estate agent remarked “The only one special house and can't find the same in the Queens.” Yes, yes, we know. It’s the house version of a playing accordion.
Holy wow! Everyone here needs to zoom in on the dining room chair dog armrests.
Serving Egyptian vibes
Those chairs are so surreal, they almost seem like -art-.
I'd look at that prom entrance to the house from the outside and just be like "Nope, I already don't like the people living in this house." It looks like an ordeal just to get to the front door, how unwelcoming.
That's a "Tara" stair goddammit! Like Gone With the Wind. It's classy!
Yeah maybe if it wasn't on a 5,000 square foot lot! Maybe it'll look more impressive if they cram another balcony on to it.
You can never have too many staircases. Or balconies.
Or inside it. There are 3 overlooking the stairs.
I think you mean Twelve Oaks 😂😂
I always thought the mansion in GWtW was called "Tara," although I've never seen the movie.
At first I thought "not a McMansion" but going through the Zillow listing, it's far too funny not to have posted here. Some observations: - All the rooms seem curiously small. Like the house is scaled to about 75% - Yeah, those faux/foam pillars are pretty comical - I really want those HUGE chairs from the piano room - they're super-fun! - Some curious furniture choices. Not my place to judge, but where on earth do you buy this stuff? - There's a lot of funny angles and awkward spaces in this house - Ooh, the sofa that goes with the chairs is in that odd office spce. I want the whole set! - I'm confused by the ceiling in the main bedroom. Is it... rhomboid? - Upstairs is where its McMansion-ness starts to really shine through. Cheap laminate floors, cheap bulk-purchase tiles and cheap bathrooms. - The bed with the full gallery of movie-viewing sofas is... awkward. - In amongst the glitz and glamour, this house has some very depressing spaces. And really a lot of sofas. - The back garden is quite nice, but why such a small patio area? All in all fun viewing. Thanks for posting!
The master bath was…..tolerable. It needed a water closet. And maybe a different finish on the cabinets.
Yeah, the back is pretty decent. I wouldn't call it a McMansion-y back. However the rest...
Love the crevasse between the stairs and garage, which will fill up with trash and rotting leaves and be incredibly annoying to clean out.
I’m dying to walk in there!!!! I hope there’s a secret door.
Where, WHERE!? Where does someone buy such shitty gaudy pieces?? This homes interior is the most disjointed chaos of mix n match I've ever seen. All that, and then the backyard is so direly plain.
This has got to be in Staten Island or Queens. Got to be.
It is Queens, I just meant WHERE in the world do u buy such shit?? The answer is also Queens. 🤣
I loved seeing the $20 Amazon barstools in the kitchen after the gaudy golden dog dining chairs. Oh, and then that art in the bar room, hung inside the wall rectangle things? Wtf *is* that lol. Backyard made me go “womp womp” in my head too
All right, who let Carmella Soprano make the design decisions?
Please don't trash her - compared to these photos Carmella Soprano's interior design was tastefully restricted, nearly subdued and defined.
I hate this Louis XIV design style. The "traditional" style isn't my taste but the place and setting matters to pull it off, and this fails
Someone living in that house wears plastic disney dresses on weekdays
The backside looks.... normal. Like they were running out of over the top Italian 'Imma King in Queens' design ideas
Do you mean balusters or columns?
But the back of the house/backyard is so nice. Something does not compute.
WOW! This place would be so much fun to live in. I have never seen dining room chairs like that, also how heavy are those living room chairs? This place is beyond spectacular, it is sublime.
I want those MODOK command chairs from the piano room with what appear to be built-in laser cannons for arm rests. They look like they should levitate and carry me to my next sinister plot.
It’s that dining room set for me. Does it convey? 😂
The view of it from the backyard is nice, but the rest of it is gaudy and ugly as hell.
Do the folks that own these types of houses take a time machine back to Chintz & Co. from the 80's/90's and raid the place for furniture? I seriously do not understand the furnishings that these houses all seem to have!
"You need more MARBLE COLUMNS."
what kind of people come up with this kind of stuff?
Is marble the only choice for mcmansions ? 🤔🤔🤔
I think you mean balusters/spindles. :)
I was expecting a Billy Madison-ish swimming pool.
Yo! What’s da story, richy?
The obligatory baby grand piano and the TV over the fireplace.
furniture looks so uncomfortable
Of course little neck
🤌🏻 Italian Americans 🤌🏻
My money is on middle east/Indian immigrants.
Yes. The pillars, the gd gold trim, the designs on the floor. All of it so gross 😝
🤌🏻 Queens, NY 🇮🇹🍕
Excellent find, a true McMansion, inside and out!
I would love to live here. Everything about this house screams comfortability.
“Comfortability” isn’t a word.
Yes it is. Mariam Webster defines comfortability as the quality or state of being comfortable or relaxed. They could be wrong but I have a lot of comfortability with the fact that comfortability is a word. One could say I'm comfortable. Not as comfortable as I would be in that house.
It’s a neologism at best, and one I’m mad about. Like so many others than people are now using, like “resiliency.” The shorter word already exists: comfort. Why create a new, longer word? Every time I hear or see this, it’s like nails on a chalkboard, and I assume the person using it does 100% of their reading on social media. It’s a tell. It sounds uneducated. You’re welcome.
I don't feel welcome at all. You criticize how I talk then try to correct me. You don't have to find a correlation with your feelings and words. Sorry you feel that way but your feelings dont matter. These are facts. Wanna know what else is a fact? Comfortability is a word.
You know what? I’m gonna upvote you. 🤝
🤝
Awful, but not a mcmansion
I love it!
I like the exterior of it, but damn, that interior is just too much.
[удалено]
It's a tasteless heap of shit in any context and no amount of hiring decorators could fix it.
Not enough pillars
I love the chaos of the outside front but that interior is hideous.
This house has strong Andrew Tate vibes
How does a car actually get into that garage?
Holy shit! A real McMansion on this subreddit.
I pegged it for Staten Island.
Columns..... Oh so MANY Columns
Love the kids art on the walls in #23
Put away the CAD, Gary, you're drunk.
$3 million house, but can't find a place for a second desk for the kids' room except for the space in between the two beds.