There had better be a built in intercom, some of those rooms are like a city block from each other.
“Star making your way to the dinning room, dinner should be ready by the time you get here.”
They don't want cool gardens, I'm certain that the remote garden island was a "sure why not" addition suggested by the landscaping contractor, and the only people who'll ever see it are the landscapers caring for it.
That sounds on brand. Never knew him to be into horses but maybe. He is a very private person, approaching paranoid levels, so probably just bought the lots to keep other people away. He also bought Prince’s mansion in Turks & Caicos. Extremely wealthy on paper but morally bankrupt and deeply broken.
Jesus Christ he’s RICH rich. Apparently all of the properties surrounding this house were bought by him under different LLCs. He built a horse stable on one of them.
That’s a family compound made for at least 3 generations of one family living their own Dynasty.. Knots Landing or The Young & The Restless lifestyle 🤣🙃
It makes me wonder which is worse. This solution, of the landlord dynasty that lives behind my neighborhood that built individual, but at least more reasonably sized in comparison, mcmansions for each generation. On land that used to be a public park that they strong arm bought and rezoned.
When I first saw it on google maps I didn't believe they sere supposed to be houses cos they're laid out like commercial buildings with driveways that look like (prettier than usual, bit still) parking lots and everything.
It’s best to keep the British at a safe distance, as a reminder and a warning.
In America we hop on our King Ranch F250s to take a peaceful walk in the garden.
Good job they cut down likely several acres of forest to plant monoculture grass. Who needs those pesky trees and ecosystems anyways? Gotta have that green lawn!
It looks so depressing. Just a massive compound to avoid everyone else by cloistering themselves away in the distant corners. Plowing away acres of trees and filling with an endless void of grass that will never be enjoyed. A sad garden set 150 metres from the house which will never be walked through by anyone except the landscaping crew. It’s a monument to excess and to faux grandeur with no hope of ever being fully enjoyed and lived in, instead to always be kept drearily sterile and meticulously manicured by staff who live in an entirely alien reality.
Is this really a McMansion though? This just seems like a very large sprawling house. It appears well built and isn't trying to look anymore grand then it already is, unlike PLENTY of McMansions.
There had better be a built in intercom, some of those rooms are like a city block from each other. “Star making your way to the dinning room, dinner should be ready by the time you get here.”
They probably got an indoor golf cart
And an outdoor golf cart when they want to visit their garden.
Those conveyer belts like airports have. 🤣😂🤣
“The house is too big! If I walk, the meal will be over!”
Google home or Alexa is the future. No intercoms needed
There probably is, lol they might as well have bells like the schools do, lol!! /jk 😂😂😂😂
It's got it's own cell tower.
After being triggered by this post, please look up great American architect Phillip Shutze’s famous Swan House in Atlanta, GA.
Now that is a beautiful house
It's my dream wedding venue.
It’s a beautiful spot for a wedding, with some economy of planning, it is attainable to have a wedding there, and not completely break the bank.
All that money and they couldn’t hire a decent architect or builder? It looks like three Don Pablo’s restaurants combined haphazardly.
All that money for a giant penis with a toilet seat off to the side (it's the aerial view on the second picture, once you see it you can't unsee it).
You might need help if you saw a penis.
Buddy you’re in the wrong sub if your phal-dar ain’t always popping hot. Dick shapes are a cornerstone of this movement.
I love the completely featureless grass lawn and then the garden five hundred miles away across the lawn ocean
I sat staring at that for like 10-15 seconds, not quite believing what I was seeing. With so much money they should be able to afford cool gardens
They don't want cool gardens, I'm certain that the remote garden island was a "sure why not" addition suggested by the landscaping contractor, and the only people who'll ever see it are the landscapers caring for it.
Style: Italian villa Size: Italian village Quality: Italian automobile
Mint Hill, NC? If so, I think I know the owner.
Yep, sure is. This thing is so huge for Mint Hill I was sure someone would recognize it eventually lol
Haha. Small world. Fuck that guy though. Major dickhead.
Lmao can’t say I’m surprised. From what I’ve heard, he also bought like 6 surrounding lots to keep empty or ride horses in.
That sounds on brand. Never knew him to be into horses but maybe. He is a very private person, approaching paranoid levels, so probably just bought the lots to keep other people away. He also bought Prince’s mansion in Turks & Caicos. Extremely wealthy on paper but morally bankrupt and deeply broken.
Jesus Christ he’s RICH rich. Apparently all of the properties surrounding this house were bought by him under different LLCs. He built a horse stable on one of them.
That’s a family compound made for at least 3 generations of one family living their own Dynasty.. Knots Landing or The Young & The Restless lifestyle 🤣🙃
Or the site of a Netflix true crime doc ("Behind the stucco facade, dark things were lurking...")
It makes me wonder which is worse. This solution, of the landlord dynasty that lives behind my neighborhood that built individual, but at least more reasonably sized in comparison, mcmansions for each generation. On land that used to be a public park that they strong arm bought and rezoned. When I first saw it on google maps I didn't believe they sere supposed to be houses cos they're laid out like commercial buildings with driveways that look like (prettier than usual, bit still) parking lots and everything.
The english garden set off by 100' is peak mcmansion brain.
This is a very good point. Also, what is the white, curved thing between the pool and garden?
I'm guessing some sort of wall for an elevation change?
Ok, I can see that. Thanks.
Seems like with that distance it could have been a gradual slope.
It’s best to keep the British at a safe distance, as a reminder and a warning. In America we hop on our King Ranch F250s to take a peaceful walk in the garden.
The layout is a riotous clusterfuck
There's a lost tribe of nannies, housekeepers, maids, fast food drivers and Amazon delivery lurking about because that layout got'em.
The second picture. Cock and balls. That’s what I see 😂
With a toilet seat off to the side.
Why is the garden sitting area so far from the house? You have like a football field in between
Good job they cut down likely several acres of forest to plant monoculture grass. Who needs those pesky trees and ecosystems anyways? Gotta have that green lawn!
That roof is a geometric wonderland!
Gotta store those unlimited breadsticks somewhere
The stripes on that lawn though...
It looks so depressing. Just a massive compound to avoid everyone else by cloistering themselves away in the distant corners. Plowing away acres of trees and filling with an endless void of grass that will never be enjoyed. A sad garden set 150 metres from the house which will never be walked through by anyone except the landscaping crew. It’s a monument to excess and to faux grandeur with no hope of ever being fully enjoyed and lived in, instead to always be kept drearily sterile and meticulously manicured by staff who live in an entirely alien reality.
Ugh. It's like if cancer was a house.
That’s a mansion. And a pretty swanky one at that.
Love it
I couldn't help it... miniature airport. Though I like the pe*is comment. Alexa hardwired communication system is definitely needed.
i thought the first picture was a video game for a moment... it does not look real at all
That’s the biggest Olive Garden I’ve ever seen!
Pastors need housing, too.
Is this really a McMansion though? This just seems like a very large sprawling house. It appears well built and isn't trying to look anymore grand then it already is, unlike PLENTY of McMansions.
I agree, Not a McMansion. You could fit 20 McMansions on that lot.
Why does it look like an MRI of a lower male abdomen with, well, an erect penis from above?
Interesting discourse on this sub tonight lmao
where da link at though
Thanks. I can't un-see it now.
Well it looks like you’ll get those 10000 steps real easy
Multigenerations of bad taste?
Wait isn’t this an ACTUAL mansion? does that still count as a “mc”mansion? 🤔
BS. That house was drawn by an AI. 😜
Beautiful
It makes me think of the setting for a TeleNovella
I really don't like it.
I thought this was built in the sims at first
If you halved it it could be ok but thats just ridiculous. You know most of that house is just empty and unused most of time
That driveway/courtyard needed to be bigger. By the size of that truck it’s apparent that maneuvering will be a pain.
It's cute
This looks like the Simpsons family built an extension
This is an actual mansion.
The outside would have been okay if that hadn’t gone either way such a bright yellow
I'm sorry Mr. Smith, your house cancer has metastasized. What the heck is going on with the fake Tuileries located five miles from the house?
Is this in tallahassee?
Mint Hill, NC
oh shit that’s really close to me that’s crazy there’s a house in Tallahassee that looks similar to
That’s an entrance to Busch Gardens.
I swear some posts on this sub are just hating on rich people. It isn’t what I would build, but I don’t think it’s ugly by any measure.
is it thursday already? i love this