Standard porn video watch/skip ritual:
Start (watch by default) -> dialog and excessively long bj/oral (usually bj though) segment (skip) -> good fucking (watch) -> boring fucking or intermission bj (skip) -> cumshot (watch)
Unless you watch lesbian porn, there's always Weiner in between.
I personally like to see womans destroyed by multiple, that's not being gay, I'm staring at the girl mostly I don't even know how the males looked like
Your thinking approach is weird
You're saying you like to watch multiple men with one woman but don't pay attention to the dudes? You're in denial. I'm just saying we're gayer than we think we are
The only thing I'm missing is money and connections.
Knowledge and talant are entirely unnecessary.
I know what I like to see, I know what positions look most erotic, (to me) I know what I want to hear in a scene and I know what angles are most visually stimulating (to me) when I said I wish I could direct a porno, I meant one where I'd enjoy watching every second of it.
Also shame??? I know my karma is low af rn because the account is new but this is my main and I use it for everything. I ain't ashamed of anything.
Judge you for feeing BEHIND the camera???
Who the fuck knows a porn director by name and or face? Who directed one porno and never went into mainstream movies?
It's not a matter of, they'd be proud. But why would they be ashamed? If I didn't tell them they'd likely never learn about it. Again. No one knows porn directers.
I don't act in porn for mainstream consumption because I'm 5.7 not 6ft+ and I'm only 5' not 8+
To illustrate my point that porn directers aren't recognised or talked about like film directors.
Everyone knows who the fuck George lucas or James Cameron is but who the fuck directed Mia Khalifa and jmac? I don't fucking know.
So even if I directed the best and most visually and audibly stimulating porno to exist. Everyone's gonna be pining about the actors. Barely anyone is gonna talk about the guy behind the camera Ffs.
So if I didn't tell my family that I directed a porno. They would never know because no one knows porn directers!!!
Yupp ,that's literally how I've watched porn my whole life . I watch the intro of the woman showing her body off ,skip the convo ,watch the blowjob ,skip missionary ,watch a min of cowboy for jiggle physics,watch doggy style for same reasons ,skip anal and boom the money shot . A 37 min and I watch about 18 mins of it lol .
Standard porn video watch/skip ritual: Start (watch by default) -> dialog and excessively long bj/oral (usually bj though) segment (skip) -> good fucking (watch) -> boring fucking or intermission bj (skip) -> cumshot (watch)
People actually watch the cumshot?
You’re joking right
You stare at the guy's dick exploding?
Are you seriously chalking the “money shot” in porn up to that and trying to say it’s gay?? Really lmao
I chuckle at how gay it is, yet most of us assume we're straight. But there we are, watching a dude jack himself off and imitating him.
??? We (or atleast i) watch the painting, not the painter.
Sure, but there's a weiner in between
Unless you watch lesbian porn, there's always Weiner in between. I personally like to see womans destroyed by multiple, that's not being gay, I'm staring at the girl mostly I don't even know how the males looked like Your thinking approach is weird
You're saying you like to watch multiple men with one woman but don't pay attention to the dudes? You're in denial. I'm just saying we're gayer than we think we are
Denial about what? I have a GF, I love her, I have mostly man friends, I never felt any drop of physical attraction to them
I wish i was TIL
Say sike right now
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all of these naked people are in the way -.-
And the c.umshot in the end
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Nah, he also needs the ad previous to the video.
u/RaGEProZ , i am gonna find … your parents , and show them this post🗿🗿
I watch the whole thing to not make them upset (new level of a people pleaser)
I watch you watching the whole thing
I watch you watch him watching the whole thing.
But then you never find out if she gets unstuck from the dryer.
Fckn same!!!! Seriously porn is 90% bad angle, bad position, shit vocals. Fake moaning. And no creampie. Makes me sad. Wish I direct a porno.
What stop you? Besides money, knowledge, talent and constant shame
The only thing I'm missing is money and connections. Knowledge and talant are entirely unnecessary. I know what I like to see, I know what positions look most erotic, (to me) I know what I want to hear in a scene and I know what angles are most visually stimulating (to me) when I said I wish I could direct a porno, I meant one where I'd enjoy watching every second of it. Also shame??? I know my karma is low af rn because the account is new but this is my main and I use it for everything. I ain't ashamed of anything.
I meant on shame more of the 'going to family dinner' and less 'who care on reddit '
Why would my family be ashamed that I directed a porno that's intended to be as visually stimulating while retaining a sense of realism?
Because that's families do. At least at my own country.. if they'd be proud, do it, Heck, even act why just direct
Judge you for feeing BEHIND the camera??? Who the fuck knows a porn director by name and or face? Who directed one porno and never went into mainstream movies? It's not a matter of, they'd be proud. But why would they be ashamed? If I didn't tell them they'd likely never learn about it. Again. No one knows porn directers. I don't act in porn for mainstream consumption because I'm 5.7 not 6ft+ and I'm only 5' not 8+
"Why would they be ashamed, if I didn't tell them they'd never know." Said everyone ashamed of something
To illustrate my point that porn directers aren't recognised or talked about like film directors. Everyone knows who the fuck George lucas or James Cameron is but who the fuck directed Mia Khalifa and jmac? I don't fucking know. So even if I directed the best and most visually and audibly stimulating porno to exist. Everyone's gonna be pining about the actors. Barely anyone is gonna talk about the guy behind the camera Ffs. So if I didn't tell my family that I directed a porno. They would never know because no one knows porn directers!!!
how do you follow the storyline then?
The only storyline I need is jorkin my peanits
Yupp ,that's literally how I've watched porn my whole life . I watch the intro of the woman showing her body off ,skip the convo ,watch the blowjob ,skip missionary ,watch a min of cowboy for jiggle physics,watch doggy style for same reasons ,skip anal and boom the money shot . A 37 min and I watch about 18 mins of it lol .
Unless it's a bj clip. Then the whole thing goes down
Especially Aria Alexander
boys being boys
What is worst think in cumshot?
agreed
Agree
The skipping is the funniest part
Man of culture.
That’s a two minute clip !!!
No way, how do you know? Are you spying on me?
*the plot thickens*
Porn is cringe
Skip all of it
Always skipping the end. I don't care if she had a good time being railed for 3 straight hours.