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Secret_Agent_666

Standard porn video watch/skip ritual: Start (watch by default) -> dialog and excessively long bj/oral (usually bj though) segment (skip) -> good fucking (watch) -> boring fucking or intermission bj (skip) -> cumshot (watch)


Negative_Vegetable_5

People actually watch the cumshot?


Lemonbrick_64

You’re joking right


AlphaParadoxx

You stare at the guy's dick exploding?


Lemonbrick_64

Are you seriously chalking the “money shot” in porn up to that and trying to say it’s gay?? Really lmao


Danielj4545

I chuckle at how gay it is, yet most of us assume we're straight. But there we are,  watching a dude jack himself off and imitating him.  


kittycatfucker

??? We (or atleast i) watch the painting, not the painter.


Danielj4545

Sure, but there's a weiner in between 


OMGerGT

Unless you watch lesbian porn, there's always Weiner in between. I personally like to see womans destroyed by multiple, that's not being gay, I'm staring at the girl mostly I don't even know how the males looked like Your thinking approach is weird


Danielj4545

You're saying you like to watch multiple men with one woman but don't pay attention to the dudes? You're in denial. I'm just saying we're gayer than we think we are


OMGerGT

Denial about what? I have a GF, I love her, I have mostly man friends, I never felt any drop of physical attraction to them


Negative_Vegetable_5

I wish i was TIL


Zerothekitty

Say sike right now


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serras_

all of these naked people are in the way -.-


misterstealurbaby

And the c.umshot in the end


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Jurutungo1

Nah, he also needs the ad previous to the video.


Turbulent-Permit7472

u/RaGEProZ , i am gonna find … your parents , and show them this post🗿🗿


Past-Sell-7214

I watch the whole thing to not make them upset (new level of a people pleaser)


stguinefortspaw

I watch you watching the whole thing


Asif366

I watch you watch him watching the whole thing.


sethsta

But then you never find out if she gets unstuck from the dryer.


KUROOFTHEKUSH

Fckn same!!!! Seriously porn is 90% bad angle, bad position, shit vocals. Fake moaning. And no creampie. Makes me sad. Wish I direct a porno.


OMGerGT

What stop you? Besides money, knowledge, talent and constant shame


KUROOFTHEKUSH

The only thing I'm missing is money and connections. Knowledge and talant are entirely unnecessary. I know what I like to see, I know what positions look most erotic, (to me) I know what I want to hear in a scene and I know what angles are most visually stimulating (to me) when I said I wish I could direct a porno, I meant one where I'd enjoy watching every second of it. Also shame??? I know my karma is low af rn because the account is new but this is my main and I use it for everything. I ain't ashamed of anything.


OMGerGT

I meant on shame more of the 'going to family dinner' and less 'who care on reddit '


KUROOFTHEKUSH

Why would my family be ashamed that I directed a porno that's intended to be as visually stimulating while retaining a sense of realism?


OMGerGT

Because that's families do. At least at my own country.. if they'd be proud, do it, Heck, even act why just direct


KUROOFTHEKUSH

Judge you for feeing BEHIND the camera??? Who the fuck knows a porn director by name and or face? Who directed one porno and never went into mainstream movies? It's not a matter of, they'd be proud. But why would they be ashamed? If I didn't tell them they'd likely never learn about it. Again. No one knows porn directers. I don't act in porn for mainstream consumption because I'm 5.7 not 6ft+ and I'm only 5' not 8+


OMGerGT

"Why would they be ashamed, if I didn't tell them they'd never know." Said everyone ashamed of something


KUROOFTHEKUSH

To illustrate my point that porn directers aren't recognised or talked about like film directors. Everyone knows who the fuck George lucas or James Cameron is but who the fuck directed Mia Khalifa and jmac? I don't fucking know. So even if I directed the best and most visually and audibly stimulating porno to exist. Everyone's gonna be pining about the actors. Barely anyone is gonna talk about the guy behind the camera Ffs. So if I didn't tell my family that I directed a porno. They would never know because no one knows porn directers!!!


I_WILL_GET_YOU

how do you follow the storyline then?


Jurassican_25

The only storyline I need is jorkin my peanits


adande67

Yupp ,that's literally how I've watched porn my whole life . I watch the intro of the woman showing her body off ,skip the convo ,watch the blowjob ,skip missionary ,watch a min of cowboy for jiggle physics,watch doggy style for same reasons ,skip anal and boom the money shot . A 37 min and I watch about 18 mins of it lol .


Politics_Mods_R_Crim

Unless it's a bj clip. Then the whole thing goes down


Don-fukgot

Especially Aria Alexander


BeginningPhys

boys being boys


DreamBella1

What is worst think in cumshot?


MelissaPaisley

agreed


WhimsicalWhisperOX

Agree


ruico

The skipping is the funniest part


Hesam2010

Man of culture.


wet-ya

That’s a two minute clip !!!


Luna_scout

No way, how do you know? Are you spying on me?


West_Look4818

*the plot thickens*


FreeSpeechFreePeople

Porn is cringe


MrBeaster_

Skip all of it


-360Mad

Always skipping the end. I don't care if she had a good time being railed for 3 straight hours.