‘This is a metal detector, I am a detectorist’ 

Thinking the same haha

I would think OP was fishing for pedants and I just couldn’t resist 🤣

Coke

“Coke” ??? With a metal detector? Must be that really pure stuff from Columbia!

That’s a piece of meteor congratulations. You have a piece of space

that’s space ship black box

Looks like it could be some slag?