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Do you remember Hysteria? I still quote Toast. Someone will ask me if I care about something and I always say, “Sorry, dude, not caring.” I don’t have the eject button though, that would be nice.
Histeria! :) Ioved that it was kind of educational and poked fun at history.
General Sherman and total war
Alexander the ok
Trephination
El elephante es gris y grande!
And of course miss information: we're walking! We're walking! We're stopping!
Omfg...I just realized her name is a play on misinformation and she gave bad info during the tour. 🤦♂️ I didn't even get that until right now as I was typing this.
Oh god I say so many lines from When Nature Calls
"Like a glove" every time I park well
Anytime someone mentions Chicago: "CHICAAAAAAAAGO! You're OUTTA there!"
"Bumblebee tuna"
"Three darts is too much"
I haven't seen the movie in like 20 years but it's lodged in my brain
My most-used Jim Carey line is “Big Gulps, huh? Well, see ya later.” Works so well when you show up late to a situation and peace out without knowing what to contribute.
Lmao I want to say it was Mike Meyers in a horrible film flop that no one saw? But that line was in all the trailers on TV and since it was the 90s we all found it hysterically funny.
I’ve been quoting Idiocracy to my wife for 8 years before realizing she’d never seen it.
I made her watch it and now she says “it’s got what plants crave” every time she takes an electrolyte tablet lol
Watching that before understanding what Costco is as a member really did the movie dirty for me. I rewatched it recently and all the Costco jokes hit 100% different lol
I utilize so many lines from this.
- “Her?”
- “And say goodbye to *these*” while waiving around dirty laundry or a trash bag or something else not wanted.
- “Almost definitely.”
- Gob’s little “tada” when he leaves the prison in an ambulance.
- Honestly everything David Cross and Jessica Walter ever said on there.
I was just at a baby shower where about 5 of us did a whole round of “Anne?” “Who?” “Her?” “Egg?” “Don’t be an Anne hog!” when someone mentioned a person named Anne in a story. Our kids will find us insufferable.
I live in Japan. One easy conversational ice breaker with anyone from another country is doing animal sounds. You know, "what sound does a dog make in Japanese?" Always a good time.
Anyway, in that guise, I've taught half a dozen Japanese people various Arrested Development versions of chicken sounds. I can only hope that someday, one of them will say "koo-koo-ka-cha!" or "cha-chee-cha-chee-cha!" to another westerner who is in on the joke, and the circle will be complete.
I realize that's not 100% on topic here, but I just wanted to finally confess it somewhere.
I use "oh man it's tired in here" in my day to day life after I yawn.
But working in the ER, I'm a big fan of "I've made a huge mistake" and "NO TOUCHING!"
On a single speed bike? With a beard? Drinking a pretentious craft coffee on the way to get a pretentious craft beer? Playing the latest stomp-clap-hey song on your portable record player? Wearing an expensive facsimile of a lumberjack outfit while having no discernable muscle mass?
When i taught Algebra: "Plug it in, plug it in!" and "It's log, log, It's better than bad, it's good!"
At home, with my teen who knows exactly what it's from and essentially hates me saying it, especially if I'm answering a question she asked: "No sir, I don't like it."
Whenever my kids tell us some long winded story, we say “cool story Hansel” at the end.
We ended up playing the movie for them (probably against our better judgement… they’re 11 & 9 LOL) so they could see where all our stupid quotes come from (we say a LOT of Zoolander quotes in our house) and the kids didn’t find the movie funny - at all! It was really sad.
My friends say give them a few years to like stupid humor but, idk they watch SOME of the dumbest shit so who knows what this generation thinks is funny!
Oh, no! I've killed Wilson! Looks like it's back to jail for me.
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Bro I still say "sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparkle motion" and that's legit something that's been made fun of as an old person thing on some show or another
I rewatched that movie a couple years ago and I can see why I liked it so much when I was 15, the soundtrack still slaps, but man the movie itself is just meh now
I find it way creepier as an adult somehow.
"Why are you wearing that stupid human suit? Take it off."
Such a fucking theater kid movie, which I absolutely was.
Not the mama!
Looked it up on YouTube a couple years ago after trying to explain it to my kid. Seeing it again as an adult, it’s completely bonkers that show existed. Like an entire room of execs concluded, “Yes…this.”
1. B E A Utiful!!
2. Wazzzup!
3. That’ll do pig, that’ll do.
4. Schmoke and a pancake.
5. Tina you fat lard!
6. LET ME SHOW YA SOMETHIN!! (Fire marshal bill).
Might be a regional Millennial+ thing, but I like to say “[open, open, open!](https://youtu.be/ax0YiupLS9s?si=_5vinjvhQodMD7hz)”
I also enjoy a well placed Urkel quote from time to time.
"Multi pass!" Pops innto my head randomly and I've been known to whisper "Chicken - good!" When I'm pulling my kid's chicken nuggets out of the microwave.
These are constant in my house. And when things or people fall down, “bada BIG boom!” Finally had my 14 year old watch the movie when she asked what we were talking about after years of hearing those and I don’t think she appreciated it as much as she should have 😂
Anytime someone says “two weeks” I start repeating “two weeks, two weeks” like the creepy lady head Arnold was wearing in Total Recall.
Someone actually recognized it and slapped the table and said “yeah, total recall”. Made my day.
If someone's wallet or cash drops out of their pocket I tell them " looks like yer money's comin' unstole."
It's from oh brother where art thou, and no one ever gets it.
Bomb dot com. I actually hadn’t said this one in decades, but it totally slipped out the other day after I ate something delicious. My 14 year old had so many questions when she heard it.
"Rusty spoons..." to freak out my partner.
I'll ask what she's hungry for, and she'll say "hands," and I'll reply with the obligatory "that kills people, Karl."
I also occasionally call her "fizzbitch"
When none of us know what we want to do and somebody asks "what do you want to do" I often respond "I don't know, what do you wanna do?" in a weird accent like the Vultures in the Jungle Book.
I recently realized commercials for products of our childhoods don’t have the same slogans anymore (or I don’t get exposed to uncurated ads anymore since I don’t have cable TV).
- gimme a break of that Kit Kat bar!
- Leggo my Eggo!
- Yo quiero Taco Bell
- Once you pop, the fun don’t stop
- Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger
Whenever we try something or do something new at work I say we’re doing a ‘test toast’ from season I don’t even know when of the Simpson’s (a treehouse of horrors I think) when Homer fixes the toaster, which makes it a time machine and he goes back and butterfly effects things. Nobody gets it but IDC let’s do a ‘test toast!’
Nothing could possiblie go wrong, I mean possibly go wrong… that’s the first thing that’s ever gone wrong.
The googles, they do nothing!
And just other various golden years Simpsons quotes.
I love the power glove, it's so bad.
Nuprin; little, yellow, different.
If you're gonna spew, spew into this.
Ted, don't forget to wind your watch!
What'd you dooo?
When I hear about some crazy news from the USA:
Americuh, fuck yeah! (Team America)
-Everything's coming up Milhouse! (The Simpsons)
-Cool beans
-Oki dokie
-Alrighty
-Clever girl (Jurassic Park)
-Stupid sexy Flanders! (the Simpsons)
- Haha I'm in danger. (Ralph from the Simpsons)
-I'll be in my room, making no noise, and pretending I don't exist. (Harry Potter)
- I am no man (LOTR)
-There will come a day when the courage of men fails but it is not this day! (LOTR)
I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes!
Apparently "dude" isn't a gender-neutral, all-encompassing term anymore that many people find offensive. Major bummer, dude.
Any time my husband is driving and needs to get over multiple lanes of traffic:
‘How much signal I need to cut cross 8 lanes of traffic? None? Good luck everybody else!’
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“Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!”
And Bob Saget’s greatest line: “I used to suck dick for ~~crack~~ coke!” And the dude offscreen who goes “I seen him!”
Also just screaming BOB SAGET as a swear
Don’t say shit about Total!!
BARBARA STREISAND!!
My back, my neck, my neck and my back. Doctor says I need a backiotomy
Bitch, you know what I want
Abba Zabba, you're my only friend!
“Turn around and ask me for heifer with cheese, yo. Why you gotta make me feel inferior cause I’m on the grill, b, damn”.
“I’m not gonna DO what everyone THINKS I’m gonna DO…..FLIP OUT MAN….I just wanna know…who’s comin with me”
Omg I say this so much. I forgot how old it was lol
If someone asks me what I want to do: "Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!"
Do you remember Hysteria? I still quote Toast. Someone will ask me if I care about something and I always say, “Sorry, dude, not caring.” I don’t have the eject button though, that would be nice.
Histeria! :) Ioved that it was kind of educational and poked fun at history. General Sherman and total war Alexander the ok Trephination El elephante es gris y grande! And of course miss information: we're walking! We're walking! We're stopping! Omfg...I just realized her name is a play on misinformation and she gave bad info during the tour. 🤦♂️ I didn't even get that until right now as I was typing this.
I loved that show! Maybe I haven’t tried hard enough but I can’t find it anywhere. I was starting to think it was a fever dream.
How does no one ever recognize this one?!
I feel lucky my kids know this reference. Thanks to me introducing them to some classics and the Hulu Animaniacs reboot.
“I said good day, sir!”
There's this funny bit in 30 Rock where Paul Scheer's character goes "I believe I said good day!" "... No you didn't?" "well I *meant* to!"
Everything's coming up Milhouse!
Things are looking up for old Gill!
“My mom says I’m cool!” “Good moleman to you” I say these quite often
Man I haven't made that noise in probably over a decade. I'm gonna hit my wife with it tomorrow and see how she reacts.
What you doin? Nothin'.. thrillin', killin' True, true
Memory unlocked… put it back! 😂
All righty then.
Take care now, bye bye then
If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer
"Kinda hot in these rhinos" Every single time I get in a hot car.
Oh god I say so many lines from When Nature Calls "Like a glove" every time I park well Anytime someone mentions Chicago: "CHICAAAAAAAAGO! You're OUTTA there!" "Bumblebee tuna" "Three darts is too much" I haven't seen the movie in like 20 years but it's lodged in my brain
His monk chant of Allllllllllllllllllriiiiiiiiightyyyyyyyyyy thennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 😂
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I GOTTA!
You must be the monopoly guy?…. Thanks for the free parking.
*punches him and knocks him out* "Do not pass go. Do not collect $200"
I do the *click click* “deleted” from liar liar.
My most-used Jim Carey line is “Big Gulps, huh? Well, see ya later.” Works so well when you show up late to a situation and peace out without knowing what to contribute.
If the lieutenant is indeed a woman as she claims to be then she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have *ever* seen!
Got anymore of that gum, Ace?
Any time moving something and we need a dolly or whatever vessel to move said item and it's too big.. "we're gonna need a bigger boat"
#PIVOT
I have a shirt of that scene that says PIVOT and I like to wear it when I help friends and family move
This was my first thought!
*someone mentions “forever”* Me: “For eva-eva? For-eva-eva?!”
You're killing me Smalls!
Every single time
You put the emPHAsis on the wrong sylLAble!
That and “Am I not turtle-y enough for the Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!” got so much more run than the movies they’re in.
My dad says this, is it actually from something? I just assumed he was being a dork.
Lmao I want to say it was Mike Meyers in a horrible film flop that no one saw? But that line was in all the trailers on TV and since it was the 90s we all found it hysterically funny.
I think Christina Applegate was in it and it was about flight attendants.
Gwyneth Paltrow, too. Forget what the movie is called, though.
I’ve been quoting Idiocracy to my wife for 8 years before realizing she’d never seen it. I made her watch it and now she says “it’s got what plants crave” every time she takes an electrolyte tablet lol
Watching that before understanding what Costco is as a member really did the movie dirty for me. I rewatched it recently and all the Costco jokes hit 100% different lol
I had that experience rewatching Office Space lol. The first time I had seen it, I was a waitress, the second time I worked in a cube farm for a bank.
Anytime I see a sad looking plant I say it needs Brawndo.
I'm right on top of that, Rose!
I also say “the dishes are DONE, man.”
Commenting on What is a quote/tagline you say to this day that is completely outdated and obsolete?... 
As a huge arrested development fan “it’s a ____ Michael what could it cost? $10?”
I utilize so many lines from this. - “Her?” - “And say goodbye to *these*” while waiving around dirty laundry or a trash bag or something else not wanted. - “Almost definitely.” - Gob’s little “tada” when he leaves the prison in an ambulance. - Honestly everything David Cross and Jessica Walter ever said on there.
Does anyone else do the awfully wrong chicken noises too? 
I was just at a baby shower where about 5 of us did a whole round of “Anne?” “Who?” “Her?” “Egg?” “Don’t be an Anne hog!” when someone mentioned a person named Anne in a story. Our kids will find us insufferable.
There’s always money in the banana stand.
Here's some money 😊 go see a star war
I've made a terrible mistake. ** Ingests forget be now **
I live in Japan. One easy conversational ice breaker with anyone from another country is doing animal sounds. You know, "what sound does a dog make in Japanese?" Always a good time. Anyway, in that guise, I've taught half a dozen Japanese people various Arrested Development versions of chicken sounds. I can only hope that someday, one of them will say "koo-koo-ka-cha!" or "cha-chee-cha-chee-cha!" to another westerner who is in on the joke, and the circle will be complete. I realize that's not 100% on topic here, but I just wanted to finally confess it somewhere.
And that’s why you always leave a note!
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I use "oh man it's tired in here" in my day to day life after I yawn. But working in the ER, I'm a big fan of "I've made a huge mistake" and "NO TOUCHING!"
I use “NO TOUCHING” constantly with my kid. And my spouse. And my dog.
"Is there a carbon monoxide leak in here?" anytime my wife or daughter yawn
I'm also partial to "wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we?" When it gets really busy
Ya ya ya th the guy in the $3,000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn’t make that in a year. . Come On!
We get a lot of mileage out of “I’ve made a huge mistake” and “I blue myself” in my household.
PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?
"Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays."
What would you say you do here?
“I wouldn’t say I’ve been *missing* it”
This is absolutely still relevant. My printer is boycotting off brand ink, that bastard.
Calling people a “lint licker!” from the old Orbit gum commercial.
My go-to is cotton headed ninny muggins
What the French, toast?
Pickle you kumquat!
Ahh, my arch nemesis The Cootie Queen .... We meet again
That’s gunna be a no from me dog/that’s a no from me dog. Randy Jackson from American Idol
I say "Very Nice!" in Borat voice and accent and my kids look at me like I'm a weirdo 😐
Wow wow wee wow
The spit on that thang girl has nothing on the hide yo kids guy.
I had a hide yo kids shirt from Hot Topic. Is that peak millennial?
Correction: peak millennial might be my Kony 2012 bracelet
Correction to your correction: peak millennial is a tattoo of a strip of bacon with a mustache. Possibly on your finger.
On a single speed bike? With a beard? Drinking a pretentious craft coffee on the way to get a pretentious craft beer? Playing the latest stomp-clap-hey song on your portable record player? Wearing an expensive facsimile of a lumberjack outfit while having no discernable muscle mass?
Ain't nobody got time for that.
Lawd Jesus it's a fire!
I miss Autotune the News.
I still find myself singing that all the time 💀
Still absolutely slaps So dumb so dumb so dumb SO
Oh. My. God. FACTS!
Ugh, as if
Whatever
I totally paused!
Cool beans
I just think of the Hot Rod scene when I hear this.
These pretzels are making me thirsty
"idk my bff Jill" I think it's from a commercial ?
Yes, this one! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nIUcRJX9-o](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nIUcRJX9-o)
Realizing I remember watching this in real time makes me feel SO OLD 😵💫
I'm so glad to see this lol. I still say this.
When i taught Algebra: "Plug it in, plug it in!" and "It's log, log, It's better than bad, it's good!" At home, with my teen who knows exactly what it's from and essentially hates me saying it, especially if I'm answering a question she asked: "No sir, I don't like it."
I swear no one remembers the plug it in commercial but me. Thank you for validating that I am not insane.
You're killing me, Smalls!!
This one’s evergreen.
What is this? A center for ants?
MerMAN
Whenever I get a mild cough… “I’ve got the black lung, pa!”
Whenever my kids tell us some long winded story, we say “cool story Hansel” at the end. We ended up playing the movie for them (probably against our better judgement… they’re 11 & 9 LOL) so they could see where all our stupid quotes come from (we say a LOT of Zoolander quotes in our house) and the kids didn’t find the movie funny - at all! It was really sad. My friends say give them a few years to like stupid humor but, idk they watch SOME of the dumbest shit so who knows what this generation thinks is funny!
So hot right now
I don’t think so Tim.
Oh, no! I've killed Wilson! Looks like it's back to jail for me. https://preview.redd.it/plb7f728q9ad1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3833b30de73219c1ccc4512aea7f37b45b88c4ca
Bro I still say "sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparkle motion" and that's legit something that's been made fun of as an old person thing on some show or another I rewatched that movie a couple years ago and I can see why I liked it so much when I was 15, the soundtrack still slaps, but man the movie itself is just meh now
“Tell me, how exactly does one suck a fuck?” is another good one
The actress who said that line was perfectly cast for that role
She was also the teacher in Malcolm in the Middle I think
I find it way creepier as an adult somehow. "Why are you wearing that stupid human suit? Take it off." Such a fucking theater kid movie, which I absolutely was.
Me and a friend quote that often or will just randomly shout "notorious!" and start doing the dance moves. Another fav: chut up! Edit: a word
I'm the baby, gotta love me!
Not the mama! Looked it up on YouTube a couple years ago after trying to explain it to my kid. Seeing it again as an adult, it’s completely bonkers that show existed. Like an entire room of execs concluded, “Yes…this.”
Not the mama! My husband says this all the time because our 1 year old only wants me if I am in her sight.
>Sup Dawg Does that count? Do the kids still say that?
Enhance
While watching any cop show if they ask someone to zoom in on a camera or pic. The wife and I both yell enhance!
1. B E A Utiful!! 2. Wazzzup! 3. That’ll do pig, that’ll do. 4. Schmoke and a pancake. 5. Tina you fat lard! 6. LET ME SHOW YA SOMETHIN!! (Fire marshal bill).
Bong and a blintz
Might be a regional Millennial+ thing, but I like to say “[open, open, open!](https://youtu.be/ax0YiupLS9s?si=_5vinjvhQodMD7hz)” I also enjoy a well placed Urkel quote from time to time. 
Shhh! Not while I’m pouring!
I still use “zetus lapetus!” as an exclamatory phrase.
A fellow girl of the 21st century 🛸😎 Zoom zoom zoom!
It’s Britney Bitch
"Multi pass!" Pops innto my head randomly and I've been known to whisper "Chicken - good!" When I'm pulling my kid's chicken nuggets out of the microwave.
These are constant in my house. And when things or people fall down, “bada BIG boom!” Finally had my 14 year old watch the movie when she asked what we were talking about after years of hearing those and I don’t think she appreciated it as much as she should have 😂
I’m here for the gang bang
Okily-dokily!
 Not a tagline but a head movement lol
* Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. * Stay gold(en), Ponyboy. * How very. * Gag me with a spoon. * Tina, bring me the axe!
My mom always said gag me with a spoon when I was little haha.
Anytime someone says “two weeks” I start repeating “two weeks, two weeks” like the creepy lady head Arnold was wearing in Total Recall. Someone actually recognized it and slapped the table and said “yeah, total recall”. Made my day.
“The only thing better than finding something you were looking for, is finding something you *weren’t* looking for at a great bargain.” - Uncle Iroh
If someone's wallet or cash drops out of their pocket I tell them " looks like yer money's comin' unstole." It's from oh brother where art thou, and no one ever gets it.
When someone asks if I’ve seen someone they are looking for I like to reply “they R-U-N-N-O-F-T.” Nobody ever gets it and it makes me sad.
Not to be that guy but "it looks like your foldin moneys come unstowed" not unstole
Clutching my chest and yelling, "Elizabeth! I'm comin' for ya!" I swear the only one who gets it is my mom.
Bomb dot com. I actually hadn’t said this one in decades, but it totally slipped out the other day after I ate something delicious. My 14 year old had so many questions when she heard it.
“What chu talkin’ ‘bout, Willis?”
I go "ill be bahghk." when I head out for lunch lol
I still often quote Jim Carrey - Ace Ventura, The Mask, and Liar Liar specifically.
I tell my wife “time to make the donuts” at least half the time o leave for work. Pretty sure she has no idea what I’m talking about.
Abso-fuckin-lutely
Look with your special eyes!
MY BRAND
"Rusty spoons..." to freak out my partner. I'll ask what she's hungry for, and she'll say "hands," and I'll reply with the obligatory "that kills people, Karl." I also occasionally call her "fizzbitch"
*Puts on robotic hand, crushes goblet* “Groovy”
“My momma always says stupid is as stupid does.”
When none of us know what we want to do and somebody asks "what do you want to do" I often respond "I don't know, what do you wanna do?" in a weird accent like the Vultures in the Jungle Book.
I recently realized commercials for products of our childhoods don’t have the same slogans anymore (or I don’t get exposed to uncurated ads anymore since I don’t have cable TV). - gimme a break of that Kit Kat bar! - Leggo my Eggo! - Yo quiero Taco Bell - Once you pop, the fun don’t stop - Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger
I say "IDK," and fellow millennials say "My BFF Jill."
"Like, you know, whatever."
I am a teacher. I often will describe a certain type of student as an "Eddy Haskell". No one under 45 has a clue who he is.
Using "Cootie Queen" & "Lint Licker" as playful insults. Edit: My husband says, use your "strong hand".
I don’t think that means what you think it means - princess bride
Whenever we try something or do something new at work I say we’re doing a ‘test toast’ from season I don’t even know when of the Simpson’s (a treehouse of horrors I think) when Homer fixes the toaster, which makes it a time machine and he goes back and butterfly effects things. Nobody gets it but IDC let’s do a ‘test toast!’ 
I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.
Big Gulps, eh? Welp, see ya later.
Game over, man! Game over!
Lllllllllike a glove
I still respond "oh, word?" When someone says something I didn't know.
Nothing could possiblie go wrong, I mean possibly go wrong… that’s the first thing that’s ever gone wrong. The googles, they do nothing! And just other various golden years Simpsons quotes.
But did you die? Toughen up butter cup!
I say “and thennnnn” quite often lol
Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. It’s old as shit but the meaning is still relevant. The history of the saying is kinda cool too.
I dropped a “Weird, wild stuff” the other day.
Just ask Jeeves
“If I knew you were coming I’d have baked a cake..”
I love the power glove, it's so bad. Nuprin; little, yellow, different. If you're gonna spew, spew into this. Ted, don't forget to wind your watch! What'd you dooo?
“Sick Sad World” basically anytime the news is on.
Every time I’m about to walk the dog, I tell my wife (in my best Jennifer Coolidge voice), “I’m takin’ the dohhhg……………….. dumbass!” (Legally Blonde)
When I hear about some crazy news from the USA: Americuh, fuck yeah! (Team America) -Everything's coming up Milhouse! (The Simpsons) -Cool beans -Oki dokie -Alrighty -Clever girl (Jurassic Park) -Stupid sexy Flanders! (the Simpsons) - Haha I'm in danger. (Ralph from the Simpsons) -I'll be in my room, making no noise, and pretending I don't exist. (Harry Potter) - I am no man (LOTR) -There will come a day when the courage of men fails but it is not this day! (LOTR)
Yeah! Baby, yeah!!
I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes! Apparently "dude" isn't a gender-neutral, all-encompassing term anymore that many people find offensive. Major bummer, dude.
Strike that, reverse it (Willy Wonka) As you wish (Princess Bride) It's only a flesh wound (Monty Python) It's a trap (Star Wars)
I work in IT Before any and all major deployments, I say: https://i.redd.it/fslgqpktjaad1.gif
To the moon Alice to the moon!
"That's not an astronaut. It's a TV comedian. He was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife."
Any time my husband is driving and needs to get over multiple lanes of traffic: ‘How much signal I need to cut cross 8 lanes of traffic? None? Good luck everybody else!’