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rbhutch

Now I know what you're thinking. Oh no! Thor's in a cage. How did this happen? Well, sometimes you have to get captured just to get a straight answer out of somebody. It's a long story but basically I'm a bit of a hero. See, I spent some time on earth, fought some robots, saved the planet a couple of times. Then I went searching through the cosmos for some magic, colorful Infinity Stone things... didn't find any. That's when I came across a path of death and destruction which led me all the way here into this cage...


Rekrap1921

...where I met you *jaw drops*


Deathnoob101

Somebody get that skeleton an agent.


TheNMinerPlayerXDXD

*you should have gone for the head*


Demonic74

And *you* should have gone for the neck


GreenTEA_4u

I fucking died XD


Agret_Brisignr

Yall smell pork?


pufferfish42069

"Oh shit, it was only a 5min. Punishment, i forgot, hes probably roasted


DraxHavok

Mmm long pig.


FireFarmer123

No mending? Start hanging


BrdlyL

Literal dinnerbone


JadenZombieZlayer

Genius.


[deleted]

"Stay in the hou-NO! STAY IN THE HOUSE! GOOD! Here's a Fletching Tabl-WHY ARE YOU A FUCKING FISHERMAN NOW?! THE ONLY BARRELIS LITERALLY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE-**RAAAAAAAGH!**"


Sithoid

\*Villager suffocated in a wall\*


Zevox90

Lol


Corzappy

Is there a good way to replicate this in survival without barrier blocks?


ChickenNuggetsAreDog

Trying a glass cage around them, like 2 blocks out each direction may allow a similar effect. Basically put them in a display case


RhinoHead665

to make it less visible you could do what OP did with the chain and then use white stained glass and put one under it and for on each side, or something like this


Zevox90

Or just transparent glass pane would be hard to spot


vGustaf-K

Light grey works best


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Place them on a single clear glass pane


Gintoki_87

Yup, it should stay there as long as it can't pathfind away from the area. Otherwise it would commit Sudoku.


TyMT

A lead or a glass pane might work, maybe iron bars / chains would also work, but they aren’t as transparent as a glass pane


curryoverlonzo

A chain, then two blocks down a glass pane, then get the mob onto the glass pane, name it dinnerbine, and it will stay there, no need for blocks around. It doesn’t have anywhere to pathfinder to, so it stays put


Co0lguy27

Maybe using a lead


Masteroflag478

You can't put leads on villagers. Believe me, I tried.


Eternal_fire117

r/villagerrights


Eternal_fire117

Forgot about the whole capital R fuck up.


Zevox90

Whoops


MALON

can you explain?


Eternal_fire117

A capital R before the slash makes the subreddit mention useless


MALON

Yeah, but what was "the whole captial R fuck up"? it sounds like some big event


Eternal_fire117

Oh no, I deleted my other comment I fuckdd up on because I messed it up


SoccerShoesToTheNuts

enough talking about villager rights time to discuss villager wrongs


The_Testificater

r/VillagerGenocides


Lordseppe

Hoe do you get him floating? I know the dinnerbone trick, but doesnt he need a block below him?


pufferfish42069

Barrier block on all sides, so yeah not survival


ChickenNuggetsAreDog

Dang. Was hoping to do this with all my traders lol


Shadowninja0409

You could try getting him to stand in a single glass pane then flip him upside down. That might work. If not then idk


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zwel8606

Maybe he’ll rethink the prices of 12 Sand for an emerald


pavilionhp_

When the villagers start questioning why they only get 2 cubic meters of personal space


ztoundas

"Wait so the plan is to have me stay inside of this minecart for the rest of my life" "Always has been"


garrettguinn11

He said “hmm” 1 to many times.


[deleted]

villager go hmmmm


ILdizzy

Lol you can do this!?!!


IamStew_pid

Then you just burn them *claps*


jazzyywastaken

When yhe villager has trash trades


caisti

u/AnthonyParenti


LostWoomi

I swear, whenever me and my brother used to play we used to build big cities and villages but I hated the noise that the villagers made but my brother wanted them because it didn’t make sense to have an empty village so everytime he wasn’t playing, I would kill at least ten of these vermin before logging off. The summer of 2015 :’)


strawberrycherry-

totally not gonna do this when i play again


rohanp03

Can you actually do this is vanilla Minecraft, and if so, please tell me how.


pufferfish42069

You name the villager Dinnerbone and place barrier blocks around him, so you have to use creative You get barrier blocks by typing /give (your username) barrier. This also works with command blocks (with cheats on)


[deleted]

Is this an edited pic or a mod either way it hilarious.


pufferfish42069

No editing, completly vanilla, junst some barrier blocks a nametag and some decoration


[deleted]

Funny


CycloneBlast

Say "hrr" again! Say "hrr" again! I dare you!


Yellow-Ticket

Omg I hate when they open and closed doors really fast for a long time. I had a friend come to my village, and ask where all the doors were. My reply was they had lost thier door privileges.


TheForthcomingStorm

im guessing barrier + dinnerbone?


theweirdbeat_37

Tango has this in his dungeon, doesn’t he?


goodusername333

To make this I usually put a glass pane under the villager, but I can't see one here. How did you do it?


Chaosxandra

Barrier blocks


goodusername333

Ah ok thanks


Chaosxandra

No problem comrade


goodusername333

I salute you comrade


KonPedro

Always has been


yamum42069

Nice


Someone0nR3ddit

guillotine next?


Sithoid

YES. Just spent an eternity transporting 4 of those netherholes and this picture makes my heart sing.


[deleted]

HhhhhhaaAAAaaahhhh...


beat-my-balls-silly

*hrmph noises intensify*


hotmemedealer

Wholesome award makes it so much better


Halotic154

go to horny well *bonk*


xtrSaint

Iron Golem to player: _**So you have chosen Death**_


d19mc

Nice dinnerbone.


[deleted]

Nothing like a good ol' lavaboarding session!


BladeOfSanghilios8

His prices were to high


Kadisdj

Cooked villager meat


[deleted]

brown is not an imposter. One imposter remain.


Skameyka08

When you used to sell sticks for 32 per emerald but suddenly he increased it to 52 per emerald


IanBanana144

lol so relatable


QuothTheRavenMore

Where's the emeralds bob!! say Hrm again!


SampleText0822

dinnerbone is the best name


Dr_J_Hyde

Wait, so everyone is saying you can't do this in survival but I swear Grian found a villager just like this in the game under the shopping district and HermitCraft runs in a Survival world.


pufferfish42069

You can put a villager upside down but not incage them in invisible bartier blocks


Sithoid

Tango put that villager on top of a glass pane. It's almost invisible in that dark room.


Dr_J_Hyde

Okay, thank you. I only saw it quickly in Grian's video. A lone piece of glass pane would do it.


guywhohasagun

Can you do a tutorial


pufferfish42069

Sure but that would be for tomorrow since now i gotta go send you the vid via dms


guywhohasagun

You can just reply to the comment with the link


[deleted]

Reminds me of temple of doom.


Sock52

How do you do that


pufferfish42069

Place a chain with some support Place barrier blocks so the villager can stand on and not move (all sides covered) and name him Dinnerbone


Sock52

Cool thanks


pufferfish42069

No problem


That_Polish_Guy_927

*panicked hmmmmm*


thebombyboi

I may be dum but how do you get em to hang upside down like dat


ANKH48

Wwwwwwwwwww,Press F for the Villager,F


Juiceeyazzzmsk32039

On top of this I would touture them with a stick and changeing in to a sword but then switch back into a stick and hiting them with the stick. Executeion: I will take them out of the village and kill them with my op netherite sword with a crittcal hit that would kill them instanly.


Minecraft_GamerYT

I love it but don't burn my villager mine are not annoying ATTTT ALLLLL!!!!


Illustrious_Ad_2380

how do they catch the villager by the chain?


endlessmessenger

Kali ma


esteban-oceguera

Rule 3


[deleted]

Villager was not the imposter *Steve stares silently in the background


nachochips140807

r/villagerrights


SansyBoy14

I probably see this on the villager rights sub later. I was supporting villager rights, but the kids in that sub are annoying, every post is “how could they do this” like dude I want some good fake war between villager killers and villager rights activists


owlsandlions27

“Hehhhh”


[deleted]

can i know how u chained him?


pufferfish42069

Using barrier blocks to cover all sides (exept for the top) and pace a chain so it looks like its touching him and name him Dinnerbone


SunnyChow

mmh


Bloody-Storm

He let the voice of love take him higher!


Teo________

Hmmmm i don't think this is enough torture..... ( man i hate villagers, they are so annoying with evrything)


you-know-charlie

How do you make this


My_dog_abe

What command/glitch did you use here


[deleted]

Dinnerbone tag and barrier block?


TrueGamer538

You laughing. He selling a leather pants for 16 emeralds and you laughing.


MegaPeebs

How do you get the villager to hang like that I know u need to nametags them dinnerbone then what


427onidod

Basically r/terraria with the angler


birchyweby

When your villagers see a literal horde of zombies and a way to avoid them but instead to fucking dive straight into the damn motherfuckimg horde likes it's some unread bukakke. Fucking assholes like just fuckimg run my guy, half the two me you are always avoiding my ass so I can't trade and gotta spend another hour chasing you. Fucking like damn y'all are more frustrating then relationships... Just get over it man, it's just imprisoned slavery.


imagoodboi69

Welp guess Adam kinda disserved it he was hella annoying


AurelioGlitchYT

LOL


DBL55555

Nah the villagers don’t need that, now the wandering trader on the other hand...


SadSearch1

*nyeeh*


[deleted]

lo ik exactly how u did that


The_Testificater

r/villagerrights


[deleted]

man, thats the point when you wish you could put them on leads...


point5_

Ah yes, originality


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Ludoki

so you use emojis and you say something both offensive and unrelated. good downvote farmer