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Intense_Pretzel

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Doggie_LoverXD

Me running away


[deleted]

cobweb, door trap, lava etc: i'm gonna stop you right here


Ok_Pangolin2502

Ender Pearl and End Crystals:


Fabian206

Placing blocks above you


Fabian206

Placing blocks above you


SupersiblingzYT

Google Dementia


Fabian206

Wym


MKGSonic123

double comment glitch


Fabian206

Wtf is reddit even working on instead of fixing this bug and the video player lmao


MKGSonic123

adding more in app purchases for snoos and removing useful features 😭


Borgey_

me disconnecting so they hit nothing and die of fall damage


First_Gamer_Boss

Woah the meta changed real quick


RandomYTsAlt

Combat logging is already practically disabled on most servers, because your character will still be on the server long enough to be killed by the player who's chasing you. So no meta changes here.


Perfect-Coffee6729

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the server won't be able to detect the mace as combat since the player isn't hit... yet.


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[удалено]


OpinionSpreader

damn, you give so little when youre serious, guess we know when to laugh at you for being serious is when you use 3 or more words,


Eastmoth691

who needs an anvil to kill people when you can BE THE ANVIL!


Trexton1

Well you would technically still need an anvil since you are one. 🤓☝️


snickers7500

"🤓"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "🤓"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is "🤓"- or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "🤓" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about one fucking emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "🤓" on your gravestone?


420XXX69l

🤓👆


snickers7500

Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you? If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit. If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that. But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.


Impressive_Change593

counter point. the maximum karma you can lose from one comment is 1. you can receive far more then that from a single comment. go away🤓


snickers7500

no.


420XXX69l

Nuh uh


snickers7500

"Nuh uh"? Are you fucking serious? After investing a considerable chunk of my existence meticulously crafting that eloquent discourse, your retort is a mere "nuh uh"? Are you intellectually challenged, or do you derive perverse pleasure from reducing profound expressions to retarded gibberish? Allow me to enlighten you: my composition was far from average. In fact, it underwent rigorous scrutiny by esteemed literature professors. Skeptical? I anticipated as much; your predictable rejoinder will likely be another "nuh uh." Do I care? Not in the slightest. Does it appear that I harbor any concern for a solitary rejection? Doubtful. I envision you laboring over that "nuh uh", perhaps even indulging in a self-satisfied chuckle for a good twenty seconds before hitting "send." Pathetic. Contemplating a referral to a psychiatrist for you, but hey, my benevolence prevails. Meanwhile, you revel in your role as the court jester, responding to meticulously crafted arguments with the intellectual stamina of a fleeting encounter with a chimpanzee. As for my response? Silence. I shouldn't dignify your desperate attempt with a response. Perhaps "nuh uh" shall grace your tombstone. 🤷‍♂️


ThroneWardenX

He just used an emoji- Ladies and Gentlemen, we got ‘em.


snickers7500

GODDAMIT


420XXX69l

😫🍆💦


Clash_Foreva

Hey man. Just wanted to say.. CHILL THE FUCK OUT DUDE. Internet is a common place where this bullshit happens. Be cool.


Blastbot_73

That's a nice new copypasta material Mind if I use it?


snickers7500

I stole it from r/copypasta anyway lol


Blastbot_73

Now that's one hell of a plot twist


ItsPercyBoiz

# RUN You're dead if they have an elytra


RealSuperYolo2006

Actual predator missile


ItsPercyBoiz

Yes


PleaseAdminsUnbanMe

Call the military forces


Weary_Drama1803

General goes on vacation, never comes back


WasteNet2532

The missile knows where it is because it knows where it isnt


RealSuperYolo2006

By subtracting where it is from where it isnt (or where it isnt from where it is, whichever is greater)


Remarkable_Ad5893

6 years old me looking at the sun upon realizing it's gonna explode 8 billions year from now:


[deleted]

*moves one block to the left*


GamingCrocodile

Three block reach:


Typical_Pollution_30

Ender dragon: \*launches me into air\* Me with mace: Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru


suriam321

Shield.


DE4THBL4DE

Wait so can you not take fall damage from using the mace or does it take half your health if your falling from the sky?


TreyLastname

If you successfully land a hit, it negates your fall damage


DE4THBL4DE

Okay that’s not only badass but super balanced 🤓


cortneytattedgirl

Worst thing is that falling is quite silent, so you most likely will be doing your things then Red screen You died in a blink


Mythril382

Player1 left the game Player2 fell to their death


Vivaleruspe

Does a shield parry it


VoidWasThere

It blocks it


cubo_embaralhado

They have to add dash next update so we can dodge the mace. Maybe if you're holding a water charge in your offhand, you can use a riptide trident anywhere, spending a water charge every use


National-Bison-3236

You don‘t even need to dash, you can just run away


cubo_embaralhado

Deppends on how much you be looking up


National-Bison-3236

I mean if you don‘t look up the dash won‘t help you either


cubo_embaralhado

Listen I just want dash ok


ProfessionalHumor345

Now its like Fortnite, you build tall towers when you see someone.


First_Gamer_Boss

Have ever seen a lobby of bedwars or skyblock in the last 5 years


ProfessionalHumor345

But now its going to happen everywhere.


HatAndHoodie_

The Hightower Experience, but in Minecraft.


shlaggy4

Higher* tower People will pillar up like 60 blocks


These-Ad2857

Me Remembering That I Can Just Press Either A Or D


Typical_Pollution_30

Me flying away: Bye, have a great time


Informal_Notice_8650

Well with the elytra you become a peregrine falcon


PhantomOrigin

Based on your response to my comment last post before it got taken down, I'm still going to hire spintown because shooting a guy out of the air with punch 2 gonna make for some crazy montages for that man.


Snuke2001

Lol get market gardened


NotSoCasualCactus

Hold w


InventiveVR

“Back in my day we used anvils to drop on peoples head!” 👴


R0bhertspu

alt f4


Walmart_kid65

I’m waiting for the inevitable video of falling 1000 blocks and instantly killing anything in any mod


Clash_Foreva

Can we stop it with a shield?


UDAFX_MK_85

Shield up, they will take all the fall damage


NumberOne_N_fan

The dirt blocks you can use to build a roof with:


fifi738

tf is a mace


KingMahmoud57382

Shield? Can it reflect it


Clash_Foreva

It certainly can't 'reflect' it. Sure, it can 'block' it.


MonsterCockSucker420

Shift.


WhiteFox1992

I haven't tried it yet, does the hammer negate fall damage if no mobs are around?


National-Bison-3236

The mace negates all fall damage if you succesfully hit a mob or player


Any-Foundation-3060

technically not, as it only negates it on a successful hit


_oranjuice

That one elite on the pillar of autumn mission of halo reach:


sardonically_argued

🥞


Mr_Snifles

Just 12 blocks is enough


shlaggy4

Slight exaggeration


Mr_Snifles

I get it, but really it's worse that lower falls can 1 hit you


creepurr101

My years of training countering trolldier is finally coming to fruition


National-Bison-3236

The W A S D keys: are we jokes to you?


Cold_Cow_4585

Pov: my mom says go outside outside: it's cold and miserable as Hell


TheBoss7728

Shield doesn't work


Drag0n_TamerAK

Step to the side


ItsRainbow

Just log out. Can’t get combat logged if they don’t hit you


DisneySentaiGamer

I use the power of move


Sir_Toaster_9330

Would they ever be added to games like Skywars?


Captain_DDLC_PTSD

wasd keys:


[deleted]

Yes use an Ender Pearl to escape and watch them take all of the fall damage.


Wypman

just walking 5 blocks so they miss you


Typical_Pollution_30

Won't it be cool if you could block the mace with your shield and that would generate a wave to kill every mob say in a 5-block radius?


arcamenoch

Shockwave Combo!


DJ_R3Play

Need a motion lock on this weapon. You use that attack, it locks you in place and plays a hammer slam animation, letting the player get up before restoring movement. Don't downvote me on this because every weapon has its drawbacks IRL, and even the tools in-game have some drawbacks.


shlaggy4

Dont put any suggestion ms on how to avoid dying in this situation, stop. Its a shitpost


Any-Foundation-3060

Me seeing the op vehemently cry about people post solutions to their poor attempt at a shitpost on both instances: lmfao


National-Bison-3236

Reddit users when people say something against their meme that makes no sense at all: WHAAAAA HOW DARE YOU