Combat logging is already practically disabled on most servers, because your character will still be on the server long enough to be killed by the player who's chasing you. So no meta changes here.
"🤓"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "🤓"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is "🤓"- or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "🤓" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about one fucking emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "🤓" on your gravestone?
Hey! I noticed you used an emoji.
I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you? If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment.
Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit.
If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account.
I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that. But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit!
Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.
"Nuh uh"? Are you fucking serious? After investing a considerable chunk of my existence meticulously crafting that eloquent discourse, your retort is a mere "nuh uh"? Are you intellectually challenged, or do you derive perverse pleasure from reducing profound expressions to retarded gibberish? Allow me to enlighten you: my composition was far from average. In fact, it underwent rigorous scrutiny by esteemed literature professors. Skeptical? I anticipated as much; your predictable rejoinder will likely be another "nuh uh." Do I care? Not in the slightest. Does it appear that I harbor any concern for a solitary rejection? Doubtful. I envision you laboring over that "nuh uh", perhaps even indulging in a self-satisfied chuckle for a good twenty seconds before hitting "send." Pathetic.
Contemplating a referral to a psychiatrist for you, but hey, my benevolence prevails. Meanwhile, you revel in your role as the court jester, responding to meticulously crafted arguments with the intellectual stamina of a fleeting encounter with a chimpanzee. As for my response? Silence. I shouldn't dignify your desperate attempt with a response. Perhaps "nuh uh" shall grace your tombstone. 🤷♂️
They have to add dash next update so we can dodge the mace.
Maybe if you're holding a water charge in your offhand, you can use a riptide trident anywhere, spending a water charge every use
Based on your response to my comment last post before it got taken down, I'm still going to hire spintown because shooting a guy out of the air with punch 2 gonna make for some crazy montages for that man.
Need a motion lock on this weapon. You use that attack, it locks you in place and plays a hammer slam animation, letting the player get up before restoring movement. Don't downvote me on this because every weapon has its drawbacks IRL, and even the tools in-game have some drawbacks.
Post removed: Low quality
Me running away
cobweb, door trap, lava etc: i'm gonna stop you right here
Ender Pearl and End Crystals:
Placing blocks above you
Placing blocks above you
Google Dementia
Wym
double comment glitch
Wtf is reddit even working on instead of fixing this bug and the video player lmao
adding more in app purchases for snoos and removing useful features 😭
me disconnecting so they hit nothing and die of fall damage
Woah the meta changed real quick
Combat logging is already practically disabled on most servers, because your character will still be on the server long enough to be killed by the player who's chasing you. So no meta changes here.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the server won't be able to detect the mace as combat since the player isn't hit... yet.
[удалено]
damn, you give so little when youre serious, guess we know when to laugh at you for being serious is when you use 3 or more words,
who needs an anvil to kill people when you can BE THE ANVIL!
Well you would technically still need an anvil since you are one. 🤓☝️
"🤓"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "🤓"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is "🤓"- or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "🤓" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about one fucking emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "🤓" on your gravestone?
🤓👆
Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you? If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit. If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that. But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.
counter point. the maximum karma you can lose from one comment is 1. you can receive far more then that from a single comment. go away🤓
no.
Nuh uh
"Nuh uh"? Are you fucking serious? After investing a considerable chunk of my existence meticulously crafting that eloquent discourse, your retort is a mere "nuh uh"? Are you intellectually challenged, or do you derive perverse pleasure from reducing profound expressions to retarded gibberish? Allow me to enlighten you: my composition was far from average. In fact, it underwent rigorous scrutiny by esteemed literature professors. Skeptical? I anticipated as much; your predictable rejoinder will likely be another "nuh uh." Do I care? Not in the slightest. Does it appear that I harbor any concern for a solitary rejection? Doubtful. I envision you laboring over that "nuh uh", perhaps even indulging in a self-satisfied chuckle for a good twenty seconds before hitting "send." Pathetic. Contemplating a referral to a psychiatrist for you, but hey, my benevolence prevails. Meanwhile, you revel in your role as the court jester, responding to meticulously crafted arguments with the intellectual stamina of a fleeting encounter with a chimpanzee. As for my response? Silence. I shouldn't dignify your desperate attempt with a response. Perhaps "nuh uh" shall grace your tombstone. 🤷♂️
He just used an emoji- Ladies and Gentlemen, we got ‘em.
GODDAMIT
😫🍆💦
Hey man. Just wanted to say.. CHILL THE FUCK OUT DUDE. Internet is a common place where this bullshit happens. Be cool.
That's a nice new copypasta material Mind if I use it?
I stole it from r/copypasta anyway lol
Now that's one hell of a plot twist
# RUN You're dead if they have an elytra
Actual predator missile
Yes
Call the military forces
General goes on vacation, never comes back
The missile knows where it is because it knows where it isnt
By subtracting where it is from where it isnt (or where it isnt from where it is, whichever is greater)
6 years old me looking at the sun upon realizing it's gonna explode 8 billions year from now:
*moves one block to the left*
Three block reach:
Ender dragon: \*launches me into air\* Me with mace: Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
Shield.
Wait so can you not take fall damage from using the mace or does it take half your health if your falling from the sky?
If you successfully land a hit, it negates your fall damage
Okay that’s not only badass but super balanced 🤓
Worst thing is that falling is quite silent, so you most likely will be doing your things then Red screen You died in a blink
Player1 left the game Player2 fell to their death
Does a shield parry it
It blocks it
They have to add dash next update so we can dodge the mace. Maybe if you're holding a water charge in your offhand, you can use a riptide trident anywhere, spending a water charge every use
You don‘t even need to dash, you can just run away
Deppends on how much you be looking up
I mean if you don‘t look up the dash won‘t help you either
Listen I just want dash ok
Now its like Fortnite, you build tall towers when you see someone.
Have ever seen a lobby of bedwars or skyblock in the last 5 years
But now its going to happen everywhere.
The Hightower Experience, but in Minecraft.
Higher* tower People will pillar up like 60 blocks
Me Remembering That I Can Just Press Either A Or D
Me flying away: Bye, have a great time
Well with the elytra you become a peregrine falcon
Based on your response to my comment last post before it got taken down, I'm still going to hire spintown because shooting a guy out of the air with punch 2 gonna make for some crazy montages for that man.
Lol get market gardened
Hold w
“Back in my day we used anvils to drop on peoples head!” 👴
alt f4
I’m waiting for the inevitable video of falling 1000 blocks and instantly killing anything in any mod
Can we stop it with a shield?
Shield up, they will take all the fall damage
The dirt blocks you can use to build a roof with:
tf is a mace
Shield? Can it reflect it
It certainly can't 'reflect' it. Sure, it can 'block' it.
Shift.
I haven't tried it yet, does the hammer negate fall damage if no mobs are around?
The mace negates all fall damage if you succesfully hit a mob or player
technically not, as it only negates it on a successful hit
That one elite on the pillar of autumn mission of halo reach:
🥞
Just 12 blocks is enough
Slight exaggeration
I get it, but really it's worse that lower falls can 1 hit you
My years of training countering trolldier is finally coming to fruition
The W A S D keys: are we jokes to you?
Pov: my mom says go outside outside: it's cold and miserable as Hell
Shield doesn't work
Step to the side
Just log out. Can’t get combat logged if they don’t hit you
I use the power of move
Would they ever be added to games like Skywars?
wasd keys:
Yes use an Ender Pearl to escape and watch them take all of the fall damage.
just walking 5 blocks so they miss you
Won't it be cool if you could block the mace with your shield and that would generate a wave to kill every mob say in a 5-block radius?
Shockwave Combo!
Need a motion lock on this weapon. You use that attack, it locks you in place and plays a hammer slam animation, letting the player get up before restoring movement. Don't downvote me on this because every weapon has its drawbacks IRL, and even the tools in-game have some drawbacks.
Dont put any suggestion ms on how to avoid dying in this situation, stop. Its a shitpost
Me seeing the op vehemently cry about people post solutions to their poor attempt at a shitpost on both instances: lmfao
Reddit users when people say something against their meme that makes no sense at all: WHAAAAA HOW DARE YOU