This is what happens when the "pet rocks" of the 70's go through several decades of intensive selective breeding to improve temperament, color variety, and polish.
nah, but that one's cute too!
https://preview.redd.it/38qoukx80j8d1.jpeg?width=307&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b51fe327a86d62f480b540f1f3fc366ff836211
it's this one! very square :\]
Okay well I’d definitely get the green one. I can hear my partner saying “what do you need that for” well, uh, to sit and stay of course. Just look at him!!!
I'm getting big Everything Everywhere All At Once vibes from these and would probably buy one just as a cute reminder of the messages from that movie.
"Just be a rock."
Tag yourself. I’m this one. 🥰 https://preview.redd.it/eg1recfgws8d1.jpeg?width=578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=140cf14309c7da8998dc634b7f435f0c97a15fbe
This is what happens when the "pet rocks" of the 70's go through several decades of intensive selective breeding to improve temperament, color variety, and polish.
Mineral eugenics.....
Geogenics
Eugeonics
Mineral husbandry
I like the ones with a single, big eye. The wonders of inbreeding.
🤣
Love this!!!!! I had a pet rock and pet stick. Lol.
I hate this bc if there was just a sign that said “$1 each” I’d think they’re dumb, but “trained critters” are so cute I want 10
The sign is everything.
Behold, the astonishing power of good marketing!
10 is the correct number I believe
These are probably for kids, based on the staging
Marketing 10/10
The sign really makes it!
They’re kinda cute! They remind me of Pet Rocks.
I still have a pet log from the late 70’s!
Does it roll downstairs?
Alone or in pairs?
Over the neighbor's dogs?
It's better than bad, it's good.
From Blammo!
I think I have one lying around
Are they mineral gore? Yes Do I still want them? Also yes 🙃
This is exactly the type of marketing that works on me
Ditto....
they put googly eyes on themm, why did they do that, now i want them all, not just because of the sign
camp never dies 🤘🏻
oh they're so cute........ i love the green one in the top right
The little ghosty looking one on the bottom left 🥹
he’s like the living embodiment of that emoji 🥹 he looks nervous i’d have to take him home
The one with the red eye(s?)?
nah, but that one's cute too! https://preview.redd.it/38qoukx80j8d1.jpeg?width=307&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b51fe327a86d62f480b540f1f3fc366ff836211 it's this one! very square :\]
I would buy one
Polished Googly Quartz Good energy for the Googly Chakra
Pretty sure my whole body is one big googly chakra so I’ll take all of these please and thanks
🤣
Okay well I’d definitely get the green one. I can hear my partner saying “what do you need that for” well, uh, to sit and stay of course. Just look at him!!!
If I was selling them.. I would put 3 together and be like these are that guys best friends and that one doesn't want to be left behind.. 6 for $5
The cyclops ones... ohmigosh ♡
I miss my pet brick rocky :/ it was literally half a brick
LOVE THEM!
I'm a geologist and this makes me want to murder someone. Partly for the desecration, partly because it's damn funny.
I'm getting big Everything Everywhere All At Once vibes from these and would probably buy one just as a cute reminder of the messages from that movie. "Just be a rock." 
I want the slutty dragons blood jasper in the bottom right. The red eyeshadow goes so hard.
I would buy 50 of these and hide them around the house.
where do you live
I MEAN SO I CAN GO THERE AND BUY THEM I MEAN SO I CAN GO TJERR AND BUY THEM HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
Omg love it! I have googly eyes I need to glue right now lol
I would absolutely buy them and give one to each of my coworkers.
Googly eyes make EVERYTHING funnier! Don't believe me? Put googly eyes on anything, turn away, then look at it!
This is true! I’ve put them on my ID, my id photo was awful now I can’t stop laughing when I see it:D
Not gonna lie. I'd buy ten.
I would buy several
The fact that they put the effort to get differently sized and colored googlies, and that these rocks dont look dyed, 10/10
https://preview.redd.it/okj9urftxk8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6252d23f0ffa2b30c4c8b250fc658cfbe61eced2 i need him honestly
GIMME!!!
I particularly like the ones with just one eye
I bought an extensive mineral collection recently, and so far everyone’s favorite rock is a small tumbled rock with googly eyes on it
I think you meant to post in r/mineralglory
https://preview.redd.it/8r1a0autfn8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f3604a1974416bb63c7cd26510f4aafbe481ac2 🫤
I see three I MUST HAVE!!! 🤣
I want all of them. I want to put them all around my house
I want some! Lol love this. The sign sells it.
A dollar each is wild
Where do you find rocks like this for this cheap? I was at a tourist rock shop and rocks like this were $4 each. (And no eyes!)
can you go back and get like 20 for me please
I want the whole bunch tbh
I adore them
https://preview.redd.it/ghlu7n569q8d1.jpeg?width=951&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=779d23811c63304e791c7d3dc2ebc79c1a5ff911 I want this bored little guy.
I'm sorry, but for $1? This is infinite entertainment, and I'm an adult.
Marcel the Shell!! 
Damn it! I want to hate them but I love them and I want a bunch of trained critters. I bet they do sit and stay better than my dogs.
The 2 conspiring rocks- red and white one-eyed, front left- should be home with me.
Also, the one without a pupil, near the top the left 🥺😫