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Would you say you're where you want to be in your life right now?
Has OP’s hat fallen off?
Don’t think he had one to begin with
Did someone get you sectioned?
Me 🥲
Jeez, who’s gonna be next? But seriously, hope you’re better soon.
It’s okay, the ombudsman is coming to get me.
I mean, you might genuinely believe that
"Can I take a bit of drugs?"
I would do mate, but it’s mine, and I want it all
You'll get the famous munchies
The munchies, really? On a V?
What the hell is a V?!
Valium/Diazepam.
Ah sorry my bad, just re-read the original post, thought you were straight up quoting 🤣
This is the content I come here for. References mixed with living relentlessly in the real world. Good job OP, and take care... You piss kidney.
Glad I could make us both laugh with a good reference in shitty times!
You need to be really careful with the ratios
Tell them there's a pigeon in Catalonia in control of your legs.
Here’s a hint if you can’t get Vals - inhale/exhale really fast for a minute. Automatic headrush. Sorted.
"So, you've kicked the crack?" "No. But now i get the night nurse to bang a load of valium up me arseole for the comedown."
Look guys! You've had your fun with the Valium, there's going ro be no more Valium today
This is definitely pretty funny.
Has your bone got a little machine?
Hope you’re ok
Thank you, I’m in a psychiatric facility
I’m a grippy socks gal myself 💜 I hope you get all the benzos you desire, and some creamy rich lamb pasanda when you exit the realm of hospital food
I’m in a nice one at least, no grippy socks and the food I am just not touching 😂
You just need some more positive orgones
Have you considered trembling so hard you get a violent nosebleed? I swear I’ve never done it on purpose, but it does tend to end any “just wait a few more hours” arguments from the people who have to change your bedding every time it happens.
There’s got to be some shit under your fingernails. Get creative!
Would you say you're where you want to be in your life right now?
Has OP’s hat fallen off?
Don’t think he had one to begin with
Did someone get you sectioned?
Me 🥲
Jeez, who’s gonna be next? But seriously, hope you’re better soon.
It’s okay, the ombudsman is coming to get me.
I mean, you might genuinely believe that
"Can I take a bit of drugs?"
I would do mate, but it’s mine, and I want it all
You'll get the famous munchies
The munchies, really? On a V?
What the hell is a V?!
Valium/Diazepam.
Ah sorry my bad, just re-read the original post, thought you were straight up quoting 🤣
This is the content I come here for. References mixed with living relentlessly in the real world. Good job OP, and take care... You piss kidney.
Glad I could make us both laugh with a good reference in shitty times!
You need to be really careful with the ratios
Tell them there's a pigeon in Catalonia in control of your legs.
Here’s a hint if you can’t get Vals - inhale/exhale really fast for a minute. Automatic headrush. Sorted.
"So, you've kicked the crack?" "No. But now i get the night nurse to bang a load of valium up me arseole for the comedown."
Look guys! You've had your fun with the Valium, there's going ro be no more Valium today
This is definitely pretty funny.
Has your bone got a little machine?
Hope you’re ok
Thank you, I’m in a psychiatric facility
I’m a grippy socks gal myself 💜 I hope you get all the benzos you desire, and some creamy rich lamb pasanda when you exit the realm of hospital food
I’m in a nice one at least, no grippy socks and the food I am just not touching 😂
You just need some more positive orgones
Have you considered trembling so hard you get a violent nosebleed? I swear I’ve never done it on purpose, but it does tend to end any “just wait a few more hours” arguments from the people who have to change your bedding every time it happens.
There’s got to be some shit under your fingernails. Get creative!