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Thalzen

Guilty


LoveMeSomeMilkins

As charged


Buerostuhl_42

And than promptly discharged.


Internaldoot

And get right back on to discharge once more.


Itzz_Texas

And then after that discharge I'll get back on and discharge AGAIN


Slynx328

What about after that discharge?


chifrij0

Swing it all around


TheToroReddit

Then discharge all over it


IxeyaSwarm

Am I getting discharged on, or are we discharging on monsters?


Clean_Pollution_5012

zero sum discharge


WayOfTheDingo

Don't you dare write a song right now Dewey Cox!


Either-Repair-1557

There's more discharges in this reply than the last porno I watched.


Least_Turnover1599

Blade


No_Wait_3628

Gear?


masonbarrels

I know who I am


HaZineH

The moonlit lake told me


TensileStr3ngth

Sol Badguy


CZ-Kickem

As charged, your honor. It is, after all, my favorite weapon by far.


C4Sidhu

And charge blade users too, I am absolutely guilty


Freman_Phage

Charge blade players out here trying to teach newbies Tekken when they came here for checkers. Ah yes, you just need to remember the 8 animation cancels 6 different combos and track 3 different resources not including sharpness. All while learning how to not get mauled by a fire breathing T-Rex chicken. Best starter option for sure


Gospel85

Wait....we have animation cancels?


DopeyApple81

You mean I’m not supposed to Whif my SAED at least three times per hunt?


Thobio

no no, at least three times before hitting once, then it resets again.


P1kl3zman

I assume they mean slash or savage axe out of AED?


Neckbeardneet

I know that we have dash dancing and the CES Minds Eye bounce thing. What did I miss?


Riveration

Lmao. I tried starting with the CB and had a rough time, switched to hammer and LS and didn’t look back until I beat fatalis, took me a long time to master the CB, definitely the hardest weapon to master for sure


yurilnw123

I think Lance is the hardest to master. Its skill floor is super low compared to CB because it only has stab stab stab but its skill ceiling is as high as the moon with all its movement tech. Watching a lance speed runner always blows my mind.


Existing-Cancel-1199

as a lance main, this is what has me hooked, i know i have SO MUCH farther to go, it feels like i can just get better forever.


Extant_Remote_9931

Coming from Swaxe, CB was super simple to me.


Marina_salvatti

TEKKEN MENTIONED! RAAAH WHAT THE HECK IS A BALANCED GAME?!?! 🔥🗣🗣🗣🔥


Gramernatzi

Literally most of that applies to Longsword as well and yet that's considered the universal baby mode weapon for newbies. Charge Blade is really not that hard. Hell, even guard pointing pretty much just boils down to 'press R2 + Triangle to block'. You can play the weapon as just 'spam sword attacks, load phials, charge shield and SAED spam' with like two brain cells and not have to worry much about anything else until endgame, just like how you can boil longsword down to 'spam attacks, spirit combo, get gauge to red and helmsplitter'.


JaceKagamine

NGL I complete said fck it to guard points and just slotted in evade extender, still use guard points but not as much then just mess around with either savage fang or mh4u playstyle


MetalCollector

Yeah, right? Switch Axe really is awesome!


lunalilbomb

Love when a new chargeblade main is born lmao


nutitoo

When i started my career in MH i was trying random weapons and liked them but then i tried switch axe and it felt like i struck gold because i started using it as my main weapon and now when i play a new monster hunter game buying or crafting switch axe is the first thing i do before starting a quest. (Except for FU because Switch Axe didn't exist back then :' )


Legitimate_Bit9650

Same with me. I was testing wepaons and thought that SA was boring then tried it as 5th option and ended basic game only with it.


TheHidestHighed

Let's be honest, this is how we all are, regardless of which weapon we use lol


zenzendesu28

Except LS users. We said it's weeb shit while secretly loving it


rudawn

Speak for yourself I like my weapons how I am big and stupid (lance, hammer, great sword)


frosquire

Thousand cuts is the to go (Dual Blades and Insect Glaive)


yepgeddon

Bonk is life brother. Exploding bonk is even better 🙏


TheDeadlyPianist

Yeah. We all rep our mains with all our heart.


AvengesTheStorm

As we should be


soopah_toast

Haha BIG boom. (Gunlance abuser)


Raving-Brachydios

Listen here, lad. Ain't nothing better than the Switchiest of Axes, and 'ere's why. You have an Axe that transforms into a goddamn sword. What's that? Charge Blade does the same thing? You don't need that pussy ass shield. With the Switchiest of Axes, you don't need a shield, because it's all about that MANLY DEE-PEE-ASS, baby. You got hops. You got rolls. If you get hit, take it like a MAN. I don't care if you're male, female or Gigginox. Hack-and-slash? You're damn right. They don't call this fancy dildo the Slash Axe back in Japan for nothin', son. Having trouble keeping up with that Great Jaggi because you have to sheathe every five seconds? YOU PIECE OF DUNG. you ever seen a Greatsword user slowly plod across the map with his gigantic peni- I mean, sword in hand? Your Sword mode is just as big, so you have to sheathe it, right? WRONG, SUCKER. Roll after that Beastie. Evade Extender will give you the boost your puny chicken legs need to keep up with the monster. Ever wanted to be a Konchu? Well, now you'll be rolling all over the damn place for that sweet, sweet manly DEE-PEE-ASS. And when the monster falls down, what do you do? You blow your fuckin' load all across their face, that's what. X+A in sword mode for that delicious explosive burst that will take a chunk out of your bar and sharpness, but will also obliterate a pretty part of the monster's body. If you're a bit of a pussy and need to pull out (heh), pull the circle pad back and you'll do a premature e... explosion that doesn't take nearly as long. Nothing is manlier than EXPLOSIONS, except maybe Evade Extender. (GET IT. YOU PUSSY) But it's called the Switch Axe, not the Switch Blade. (Wazzat? Charge Blade? Giggit out of here) That means the Axe is equally as capable as the Sword. You ever used the Axe of the Charge Blade? That thing is slower than a drowsy Basarios. Not this Axe. This Axe is a hurricane, a storm of manly steel, and it has stupidly huge range. Ever wished your little toothpick SnS and Dual Blades could reach that Gravios tail that dangles oh-so-close but just out of reach? AXE MODE, KELBITCH. That motherfucker is the Deviljho dick in a land of Jaggis. Every tail in the game is yours, every one of them (except maybe Fatalis, he's a bastard). And what happens when you upswing a teammate? COME ON AND SLAM, AND WELCOME TO JAPAN And did you know which weapon has the manliest DEE-PEE-ASS when a monster has fallen? SWITCH AXE, APTOFUCKA. Upswing into rapid chops will turn any monster into choice cuts for sale at the hunter's market later. Do this on the tail a few times and soon you'll hear the tasty sound of it falling off. Get used to this sound, because soon you'll be chopping off tails everywhere and drown in Mantles and Palliums. The Manly Chops of Doom ain't nuttin to mess around with. You know that huge diddlydong you're slapping against that monster's thighs? No, I don't mean that, I mean your Switch Axe, which I'm sure you've picked up by now because it's the MANLIEST. Turns out that not only is it a diddlydong, it's a transforming diddlydong. Tilting the Circle Pad forward and pressing X in Axe mode makes you do a short forward stab, then hit R and X after then to MANLY SHIFT into Sword mode with a slash. OR, you can do the MANLY CHOPS OF DOOM, then finish it off with a tap of R to do this magnificent Reverse Roundhouse Slash. After the RRS, hit that R one more time to MANLY SHIFT into Sword Mode. In Sword Mode, whenever your sword sweeps horizontally, R+X shifts you back into Axe form to EXPAND DONG. (seriously, the Axe is so fucking long.) Switch Axe is versatile, too. You want extra MANLINESS? Get a power phial. Want to see that monster pant for breath as you turn it into the next main course? Exhaust Phials. You can even KO the monster if you're manly enough. Want to support your significantly less manly teammates? Para Phial, Poison Phial, blah blah, they're all yours. Or is the monster weak to element? Get that element phial, or use the Dragon phial (because we all know Dragon is the manliest element). The possibilities are endless, just like the apparent reach of your Axe. I should talk about reloading, but fuck that shit. Capcom pls remove What the wrog are you waitin' for? Pick up your very own Transforming Dildo now at the smithy, you shitstain.


Andalain

Came here for this


Guieme07

Came for this.


unkempt_dave

Came to this


Guieme07

Came in this


Andalain

Came on this


Guieme07

Came at this


Buerostuhl_42

Still the single best comment on Reddit.


Fatalaros

This is my night prayer 🙏🏽 before I go to bed, thank you for sharing it with those non (yet) Switch Axe Manliest users.


Ok_Wrap3480

Fuck I'm sold


Knight_of_carnage

ONE. OF. US.


Xcyronus

ONE. OF. US


Random_Guy_47

I read this in the voice of Mr Torgue from Borderlands and it was glorious.


thenarrator_01

remembered about this before and was looking for it, did not dissapoint


GameJon

Hammer go bonk


recycled_ideas

Have you heard the good word of our lords and saviours Unga and Bunga?


Potatoes_4Life

Bonk all day


aedanc1

I will proudly die on this hill


Comprehensive_Emu833

Can I interest you in the charge blade. It's not hard, I picked it up as my first weapon. All you need to do is have a degree, solve world hunger and understand quantum mechanics.


5spikecelio

I was interested in the charge blade. I really enjoy figuring things out in games. Thinking and tweaking builds with fun and novel ideas ? Great. Watched a tutorial and thought: hei, this is not that hard. The mechanic is convoluted but after things are charged, its fine. Then i learned about guard points and combo routes depending on the charge on top of all the other mechanics every weapon has. Lets say i went back to my peak mechanics of back hopping as a gunlance main.


Zarerion

I mean Switch Axe is fun and flashy, very versatile and since it’s practically zero defense it teaches the fundamentals of the game rather well.


SpitzkopfRandy

I learned the fundamentals of the game at raging brachy, cause every other fight up until then was brute forcible in some way


LoveMeSomeMilkins

Barioth taught me how to play switch axe. I mean, I was killing tempered elders before iceborne but at that point I was doing ZSD spam + temporal mantle cheese. That's why Barioth taught me how to play lol


None-Above

Heavy Bowgun go brrr


majeira

My man


Dellumn

I mean it is what it is! Swag axe unite!


serenityy777

I use Insect Glaive. Skrrrrrt


theganjaoctopus

Bug broosss


wallabyfloo

Since everyone is posting their weapon, I believe lance main need a rally point. Or not, we're going too fast 💨💨💨


yurilnw123

I tried lance many many times but always gave up. I just couldn't wrap my head around its different playstyle compared to other weapons (countering and movement techs instead of dodge rolls).


Blawh

Can confirm 10-4 good buddy.


BlueThespian

I always start low rank with switch axe, natural mind’s eye is really good in early game.


Candid_Antelope_3788

Switch axe is just like trying to open a can with a pocket knife. It works, but I just feel like it’s inefficient and there’s better ways to go about it.


ClearConfusion5

I thought I was a longsword main, when me and a friend started the game, and I kept talking up Lance, thinking he’d enjoy it. Tried lance once and dropped all other options. Turns out I was trying to convince *myself* to try it.


GinjaLeviathan

Guilty as (Super Amped Element Dis)charged


SquigglyLegend33

This is every weapon user


ProgenitorOfMidnight

I resemble this meme and I'm offended.


flower4000

Nah let me tell you about hunting horn!


DyonisXX

Why would anyone play SA when CB exists


Jetblacksteel

Why would anyone play CB when SA exists


Preact5

Lance or hunting horn. I like gun lance and charge blade too but those first two slap


Revered-Raven

Someone help me out then I just can't get to grips I've got 800+ hours and zero clue 😂😂😂


RareEmrald9994

Let me tell you about the *best* weapon, the lance. Sick of the unstoppable force of a 16.3 ton lizard sensing you to the cat mobile? Just guard it, and if it’s an attack you can’t usually block then get guard boost and block it anyway. Sick of only having a single projectile when claw shooting? Just get more with the scattershot shield blast that can do hundreds of damage per shot with piercing pods. Sick of monsters throwing a jab and jumping so far back you need to send your next attack through the mail? Just counter claw and latch onto it for some same-day-shipping ass whooping.


Ivanopolis

Well, I'm sold.


Fulminero

No no they are 100% right


DragonGold121

Guilty


Keeper2234

ŚW is just the training weapon for future CB mains


Spyger9

I love Swax It's definitely not a good weapon for newbies.


TheDo0ddoesnotabide

I dunno about that, I feel it’s better then most of the melee weapons, certainly more so then things like CB and GS. SnS is good for its versatility, DB helps to keep mobile. Hammer is slower but with easier stuns. HH can be fun if you can learn to play your songs mid fight properly.(I screw this up often) LS I’ve always had trouble getting into a rhythm with it. The lances could be good if the player learns they’re not meant for slow plodding gameplay and the shield is used for sustained aggression. SwagAxe has good mobility and great offense and the ability to ignore hard zones with sword, making it great for an aggressive player.


GigarandomNoodle

I would much rather recommend a newbie DB, LD, SNS, or even GS than swaxe. Simpler weapon (not necessarily easier or lower skill ceiling) allow new players to focus on learning monster patterns+the game in general, rather than learning the nuances of a relatively complex weapon.


TheDo0ddoesnotabide

I’ve never found SWaxe to be complex, would I recommend it over SnS or DB? Probably not. Over GS? Hell yes I would, GS is a miserable experience when first starting out, your moveset has little mobility, if you whiff an attack you’re probably getting hit in return and the trap of the TCS can really bit a newer player going for big numbers. SWaxe is a far more mobile weapon and its moveset isn’t that hard to grasp, it’s merely spread across two forms. Longsword i would recommend with the caveat that Fade Slash is something you’re going to screw up a lot before you get used to it, that and be careful in multiplayer.


robboi_606

haha i picked up swax the first time i played world, but when i bought iceborne, i made a new save and then picked up the charge blade


Jetblacksteel

I played dual blades throughout world and hit a roadblock with iceborne with them. Picked up Swax and never looked back. Only recently did I get back in DB because they're quite fun with the right decorations.


HappyFreak1

Swaxe users are scarce. They're actively recruiting


LordKorzan

Hammer User: Unga Bunga Unga Bunga Unga Bunga


blackberr3673

They got me. I mained SA for the first 300 hours


AgroeronC

Why use anything else ?


TheCurrysoda

Max level Evade Extender and Evade Window is a must for the Swaxe 😎


Aircoll

Massive axe, massive sword, massive explosions, massive damage. Whats not to like?


winterman666

Switchads


Ok-Pickle5310

You damn right...


Affectionate-Hat-108

If there is a newbie and have problems picking weapons I would gladly recommend them gun lance/lance.


[deleted]

Longsword supremacy!!! I need to try switch axe though


Competitive-Pipe-765

Swagaxe?


itsahmemario

needs a Rocksteady mantle to be COMPLETELY accurate


kain_i_am

GS go bonk


Kalaam_Nozalys

Isn't it like... all weapon mains ?


ObjectiveHot656

Man I watch shepherd do all the cool hunts with switchaxe and I tried playing with switch axe on new playthrough of world and currently first playthrough of rise, just couldn't get the rhythm of it. I can easily play CB, GS, IG and DB but just can't seem to get better at switch axe.


Jetblacksteel

My bf does CB, IG, SnS and now Bow but he refuses to play SA. I even it out by refusing his convoluted CB lol


Rylt4r

Big Sword.Charge.Hit Head.Big Damage.


denyaledge

As a ls main, tell me about SA, I wish to master this weapon


Hikari_Chanin

That's absolutely not true. Anyway have you ever heard of the Swit-


BlueTempestx

*Spams only ZSD and can’t play the game without rocksteady up*


PenguinWithGuns

Big sword go BONK


TeaKaytu

Switch Axe main here. Yes the weapon is amazing but I'd never suggest it to a new player.


MegalomanicMegalodon

This is my boomstick. It makes the monster go boom and then you make new boomstick. The other thing on me is to prevent me from going boom. It’s a good plan and helps new player make more booms.


CoItron_3030

Did this too with a friend lol


KaiserUmbra

With all due respect, and a lot of respect is due for some. Switch axe players are built different, yall will either get insta carted or make me believe you modded in the pre nerf temporal mantle and I'll be playing rise when it happens. I've seen switch axes who will do nothing one mission, and then just lock in and annihilate the monster on the next without pause. Like what the hell are yall on lunar cycle Crack? Like one moment it's new moon Crack and nothing going on between your eyes and the next it's full moon and fully on sight? Damn


Leading-Helicopter24

Honestly I like how switch axe works cause it's pretty much like a giant sword and axe and is just honestly fun as hell to play with but I love cb more tbh


WolvenHeart0114

I mean, yeah. I pretty much never see folks online using it, and it's what I beat the main story with it on console. I'll admit though, I started using Hunting Horn on PC (Still playing with control though, it's a comfort thing) and holy crap, it's actually way more fun than I expected. I originally started cause I was gonna help my little bro get into the game (until he betrayed me and got distracted with other games, the horror!), but I'm actually having a limit of fun, so I'll suggest it at this point too.


Rajang82

My advice will always be the same. You got plenty of weapon types. 14 of them. Train with all of them ***FIRST*** so you know what click for you. Also, there is time when you want to try another weapon.


Jetblacksteel

I chose DB first and didn't look back until Iceborne where I kinda hit a wall with them. Saw SA and thought oh that looks neat, and then literally never changed my weapon ever again. Only recently did I discover DB is way more fun now with end game monsters. Fast spinny ankle slashers, and transforming boom stick. It's all I need 😎


CreacherGaming

Bro I play GS and Swax and I gotta say I love them both fucking great weapons


Danirex2p0

Literally me SWITCH AXE GO BOOM 💥💥💥


splitmoth

😂 fuckin swaxers. Love you guys.


DanielVector1

Heavy Bowguns, the swiss army knife of MHW.


Keizerrex

Did you know interms of weapons, sword and shield is the best, with high mobility and the ability to block, you never run out of ways to defend yourself even if it feels impossible to avoid massive amounts of damage using either a dodge or a block, and thanks to its ability to consume items while blocking, makes sns a amazing weapons for people who wish to safely heal or help their friends if they run wide range, and over the years sword and shield has only become more powerful gaining strength in the form of new attacks Not to mention how great the weapon is elementally or status wise, making sword and shield the best weapon.


Jetblacksteel

But big stick goes boom


PRAHPS

I don’t really have a favourite but the switch axe is my most used


shiro7177

SA CB ftw


zodiacsignsaredumb

Ev


XerconnocreX

Gunlancer. You want booms? We got you! You want hornes? We got you! You want tail cuts? We got hornes!


mans126

i mean even the name sounds cool tho


DG_D3con

Pretty much... I used to be harcore Switchaxe back in the day before I decided to master every weapon. But I got a lot of people started on their Switchaxe journey after showcasing what they could do.


HotFireBall

want a sword? no problem! want an axe? i got you covered fam. you want explosions? say no more!


No_Jackfruit_5594

Swaxe and Charlade think they fancy. Me no care. Me go bonk with stone on stick. Bonk bonk.


chase10010

Longsword users actually joined a lobby asked what weapon I should mast a clan of long sword users bombarded me


WyvernEgg64

Let me tell you about greatsword


Moon321305

This was how I got converted lol


Boodz2k9

Damn right you are. Now lemme tell you about it...


ItsAMeLirio

I'm from the rival CB envoyer, but even I can't deny the power and fun potential of the switch axe


AphyHentai

I would just say everytime "you can play like a real players by picking any weapon except the long sword or play directly with the most op and noobies/rookie weapon that is the longsword, just if you still succeed to faint with a long sword.. you're not made for this game"


austsiannodel

Me, a Bow user: Do you hate having to sharpen your weapon?


MMAI7

No switch axe no party


ChastisingChihuahua

Switch Axe, road to arthritis.


DiscoMonkey007

I think you mean Charge Blade users. Theres a lot more of them than Switch Axe


InevitableTension667

Turtle up, explosive pointy stick or musical hammer. Haven't touched swaxe in many moons


Xcyronus

SWAGGY AXE BABY.


Dangerous-Price8750

Hammer! BONK=WIN


nickhoude21

Gunlance! Gunlance! Gunlance!


youme2222k

Nah more like hammer players


fluger69

Counterargument: Big sword make brain do the happy chemicals


SecretINVDR

Zero-skill discharge never disappoints


Crimson_Blitz

You go *Stab* and then switchaxe goes *Vrrrrrr!* and then it goes *BOOM!*


fhordghuin

Use HH, unlimited buffs, low weapon material requirement, free win in parties and practically made for "no friend gamers".


RareKush2

gunlance and greatsword users are worse


Striking_Ad4844

Swing,swing,swing, step to the right, swing, swing,swing, step to the left


Orishishishi

I feel like every weapons does this. MH weapon mains are all cults vying for the player base


5spikecelio

I thought those were the gunlance people, my people.


pasher5620

*violently jumps through nearby window* Listen here son, don’t let these glorified ballet dancers try and talk you into an inferior weapon! The Charge Blade is a real hunters weapon!


_Fox_464

HAMMER ONLY BONK BONK BONK


killerfreedom255

Lance mains too busy Blocking, Poking, and Hopping to even notice


Dom-Luck

People say the Charge Blade is hard to use but I honestly can't play anything else, nothing else feels as fluid. It's got good mobility, guarding, good gap-closers, everything combos into other moves, impact and severing damage, you can play afinity builds with Savage Axe or Raw Damage with SAED, its too good.


Jetblacksteel

What's not to love? Only 2 modes, side stepping, and a big boom. Plus an eternal hatred for CB. Win-win


PerspectivePale8216

This could describe literally any weapon main...


TimewornTraveler

I never hear anything about Switch Axe and even in this thread I'm reading more about CB than Swax I still have no idea what swax does


NightStar79

IG users over here like "IG is the most fun weapon of them all! ...but chip damage 😭"


randomreddituser264

Beeeg sord


Fenra1

THIS ALWAYS


wolfecybernetix

Well, pardon me. I just so happen to like the Switchaxe. I just tell people to give it a try. It's fun. I promise.


Shadow2236

I feel attacked but can't deny the implications.


Frozen_arrow88

The most rabid Switch Axe user is *almost* as intense as the most relaxed Gunlance enjoyer.


Buji19

as a charge blade user, i am guilty aswell


idfkm_

I Love my switch axe. It's fast and has good damage, it's the perfect balance of everything.


IAMGOBU

Is the weapon really that good? I tried it in the beginning but found it to be too slow (beginner player here, hi)


Ill_Pollution5633

switch axe mentioned hell yeah


sdcar1985

I constantly mix up SA and CB. I've never played either weapon and have zero idea how they work. I just like simple things like bonk.


BngGRDN15

Charge blade gang


TenYearsInJoint

True


True-Breadfruit-3012

I mean Top tier weapon what can I say?


Electrical-Age8031

Take my ooey gooey discharge


drinkingboron

this is every main, except us LS users who are too ashamed by the way we are to speak up about anything lol


damonmcfadden9

I actually decided to try it out today. I haven't actually killed anything yet, just dinking around in the training area but I'm already excited and think I'm gonna like it.


otakudave

I tried, couldn't get it down, this and the charge blade, COULDNT understand it


Shiny-Scrafty

This is me with Lance and HH


Dreadlord97

I made my friend who’s never played MH guilty of this


akela122301

Let's be honest though: this is every weapon main, for their own weapon, lmao!!


Dryv3

Bonk?


J1nchur1k129

This is true, for damn good reason. I’ve been playing since 3u and I didn’t pick it up until world because I wanted to try something new. Learning that weapon was easy, did big damage, transitions smooth and looks sick as hell. Absolutely one of the best weapons to feel like a bad ass with while also letting you have variations in combos.


MeatDaBoi

HJLMFRFR


MacDaddy7249

Pretty much ANY morph weapon is this 😂


DrawingEspadon

I've been a GS user in MHW since release and recently picked up the game again on PC but GS was getting boring and then I discovered the Swaxe... needless to say that I have since passed my 100+ uses with gs; I have 150+ hunts on swaxe already, send help


FerryWadeAsh

My first time playing this game I tried using gunlance coz it looks cool as heck, but my target was jagras and I didn't know shit back then. But now I'm a proud charged blade, bow, and sns player, I still use every weapon now and then except greatsword. Greatsword mains have my utmost respect.


TheRagingWeeb

Ima IG freak and have started using a second weapon only recently after years of air ballet. I’m using the charge blade but is the switch axe easier or harder? I really want to use the origami one in Rise. Either that or Gunlance, I just want cool skins