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asdasdasdasda123

I already called the police


BrodysBootlegs

You joke but I literally did have some Karen call the cops on me and a friend for having beers at the Seaside dog park years ago (we weren't hammered or getting belligerent and were cleaning up after ourselves)


Guevaraeffect

I don't blame her, the amount of deviants who end up going into the dog park to smoke/drink makes the older people and dogs feel unsafe, not to mention the litter. idk your situation but they make it very clear at that park it's not a place for people to drink and smoke.


BrodysBootlegs

We had our own dogs there and were drinking at a pace of maybe 1 beer per 20-30 min, not belligerent at all and picking up after ourselves. Definitely not bothering anybody 


Usual-Style-8473

I mean I have. Just don’t be blatant or loud about it. If you’re worried use an insulated cup.


zupzupper

Yep, you want the plausible deniability of a floral print plastic cup, NOT RED SOLO CUPS.


sploittastic

>RED SOLO CUPS PROBABLY CAUSE CUPS


Tactical_Pickles

(“Probable”)


831youMe

Wrap a tortilla around can then wrap bottom of burrito with aluminum foil.


seeony

lol this is awesome!


FateOfNations

The [Monterey City Code](https://monterey.municipal.codes/Code/23-4) prohibits alcohol in city parks, except in designated barbecue and picnic areas (or by written permit).


AdventurousPackage82

Nope. A cooler will attract attention.


Ok_Description_257

Put coozies on them and refuse to open the cooler if you’re approached. Cans are less obvious.


novolvere

ABSOLUTELY NOT 👮‍♂️


something-elseplease

Koozie baby


mk2rocco

Is there something wrong with drinking beer in a park?


Additional_One_2296

Seriously a bunch of Karen's and Cops, are we in a Communist Country?