C'mon- Walk This Way by Aerosmith.... "Backstroke lover always hidin 'neath the covers til I talked to your daddy he say, he said you ain't seen nothin til your down on the muffin and you're sure to be changing your ways.... then I met a cheer leader was a really young bleeder O! the times I could reminisce, cuz the best things of lovin with her sister and her cousin only started with a little kiss.. like this... Seesaw swinging with the boys in the school and your feet flying up in the air, singing Hey diddle diddle with your kitty in the middle of the swing like you didn't care..." dirtiest song ever to be played on the radio...
I was in high school when that album released. Ya, everyone was following that song. At least in Michigan we were.
Hot summer nights out at the gravel pits a bunch of kids and a lot of rum and beer. The 70âs were fân great!
I was 11 when I got that album. The lyric sheet had a line written as âEverybody cums, and cums againâ, and I thought thatâs just how they spell âcomeâ in Australia.
You know when you're a kid and you hear a song and everything is so innocent. Just a funky song or a grovey beat and a catchy chorus and you never thought twice. Then you grow up and all innocence is gone. Sometimes you just want to hear it like a kid again.
There's always Weird Al's "Yoda" if you want the same song with nerdy innocence. Though honestly Kinks' "Lola" is still really innocent. Whole thing is about naivety
It's also pretty wholesome. They both get together and have fun, and it seems like it's a positive experience for all. The narrator takes everything he's learning in stride and is totally accepting of Lola.
I love The Kinks. I donât think kids today listen to them but goddamnit, they should. Even when he tries to reject Lola he cannot leave. I just love the innocence throughout, that the man is drinking coca cola all night and the bartender is telling him itâs champagne.
Yes, but they took out the "Candy came from out on the island ..." verse in the radio version ("but she never lost her head, even when she was giving head ...").
Not that shocking compared to some songs today but there are still many who donât listen to the lyrics, eg:
âCandy came from out on the Island
In the back room she was everybody's darling
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head.â
Well, thereâs âI touch myselfâ by the Divinyls, where the lead singer is moaning in a pretty obvious way. And âShe Bopâ by Cyndi Lauper is another ode to masterbation..
Canât possibly have this discussion and omit the king of dirtâŠPrince. Darling Nikki, Erotic City, Letâs Pretend Weâre Married and I Wanna Be Your Lover.
What I love is that as a 21 year old, he found a nice bit of lyrics trickery to allow âI Wanna Be Your Loverâ to be played on air.
âI wanna be your lover
I wanna be the only one who makes you comeâŠ
runningâ
âI wanna be the only one you come forâ
Brilliant.
But Little Red Corvette was/ still is. âPocket full of horses, Trojans, some of them used.â
Like, damn, Prince. I get youâre horny and all but if sheâs still walking around with the used ones, maybe raise the bar a little?
I love how Darling Nikki is the song that caught flak by the whole Parental Advisory effort, when a solid half of the 1999 album is dirtier than that song.
"Building a Mystery" by Sarah McLachlan has an f-bomb in it, and there's a Single Version that you usually hear on the radio that just mutes that word, BUT when she performed it on the Rosie O'Donnell Show, she sang it, and it didn't get censored. I suppose part of the reason it went unnoticed is that she kinda glided by it, she didn't put any emphasis on it or anything.
Similarly, when I was a manager for student radio in grade 11 and 12, we were allowed to play "Jeremy" by Pearl Jam uncensored, because the f-bomb is so low and subtle it's almost inaudible on crappy speakers in a high school cafeteria, and also the line sorta kinda sounds like "harmless bit of fun" which is what some folks thought it was.
Speaking of f/bombs, here's a little trivia related to the OP's Marty Balin reference:
Grace Slick, with Jefferson Airplane, takes credit for using the word "motherfucker" for the very first time broadcast nation-wide on television on a [1969 Dick Cavett show](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZONP48yq80Y), during the song We Can Be Together. It's in the line "Up against the wall, motherfuckers." Also, the word fuck in "In order to survive we steal, cheat, lie, forge, fuck, hide, and deal."
Cupcakke is probably the horniest rapper I've ever listened to.
All of her songs can be basically reduced to, "I have all these holes, why aren't they full?"
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My mom told me that when she was a kid, the school bus driver would sometimes play Donna Summer's Love to Love You Baby on the morning drive. That's quite a lot of moaning for 7 AM.
Local FM Station to me used to not give a fuck and tightened up post Janet Jacksonâs nipple.
I remember them taking calls on air asking why theyâre doing that and the DJs being straight that post Janet Jackson they werenât going to fuck around anymore because it wasnât worth it.
I kind of like the subtle ones that you sing when you're a kid, and your parents are laughing because they get it. Like:
Early in the Morning - Bad Company
Ohh, early in the morning
And it's time I went down
So I go down
'Cause I know I can say anyway
Oh, I love you 'cause I want
Then there's slightly unsubtle:
Tekkno Train - Electric Callboy - humorous dirty innuendo
Shaky, shaky, sweaty, sweaty
You make my spaghetti ready
Hypa Hypa - also ECB
Put your hands up and let me see you shake your hips
Medicate me, I want that juice on your lips
Completely Unsubtle
--Closer NIN
I wanna f**k you like an animal
I wanna feel you from the inside
--Get Down, Make Love--Queen. (NIN also did a decent cover)
You take my body
I give you heat
You say you hungry
I give you meat
I suck your mind
You blow my head
Make love inside your bed
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It makes me lol when people yell Taylor swifts cruel summer âhe looks up grinning like a devil!!â And donât realize sheâs referencing a guy going down on her
Semi-Charmed Life by Third Eye Blind, a song about sex and drugs, often gets the drug stuff censored, but âShe comes 'round and she goes down on meâ almost always makes it through.
Frank Zappa's "Bobby Brown" still gets a lot of airplay on boomer-centric radio stations here in Germany.
Also, the Beautiful South's "Perfect 10":
When he's at my gate, with a big fat eight
You wanna see the smile on my face
And even at my door, with a poor poor four
There ain't no man can replace
If he's extra large (that's me) well I'm in charge (uh-huh)
I can work this thing on top
And if he's XXL, well what the hell (uh-huh)
Every penny don't fit the slot
[Fever for the Flava](https://youtu.be/7W6dDqEksKc?si=cLEaSclOuTps1BJs) by Hot Action Cop (a staple in almost every teen movie of the early 2000s)
[1st Time](https://youtu.be/npLy37FZJoI?si=i6YtFi4SzsMsqV1A) by Bad Ronald
[Hey Mister](https://youtu.be/YqBAVm5lecE?si=I4LEu_UFhMb0qdxT) by Custom (there is so much to shake one's head at here haha)
[It's All Rite](https://youtu.be/LsXz81QftLY?si=uDPuykDJpVOdiqjW) by Barbara Markay (the fact that this song is real blows my mind)
Dinah-Moe Humm by Frank Zappa. No real curses, but the whole song is about a threesome with two sisters where the first bets him $40 he canât make her cum.
âShe stroll on over, say look here, bum
I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum
No-no, y'jes can't do itâŠ
I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb
An' applied rotation on her sugar plumâ
How has no one mentioned [Winonaâs Big Brown Beaver](https://open.spotify.com/track/2CTqvgyzm2I0cDyLmbXwY2?si=MNVJKxKaRxGJeZYdrEbVvw)? Also Fuck Your Face by Phish.
Iâm surprised that I didnât see. âMy Neck, My Backâ by Khia.
Also, I used to go karaoke with a bunch of people. There was a Japanese guy who sang the wildest rock song Iâve ever heard. All I remember was something about âfucking a skankâ and catch some disease. Just wild
I remember hearing Love to Love You by Donna Summer on the radio where she has an orgasm over the end of the song. There was also a song called French Kiss which was mainly dance music with an orgasm, I think it was very popular in Europe.
That song kills me because the chorus is absolutely beautiful, a great example of amazing pop rock songwriting performed impeccably.
Then there's the rest of it....
"So we're makin love...."
LOL. It's as if the cocaine wrote the lyrics itself. I like Marty and all but damn the verses of that song in particular. It really is like an SNL sketch.
Sugah Daddy by D'Angelo has the lyric "I hit it so hard I made the pussy fart, she said 'it's talking to ya talking to ya daddy'"... that shit played uncensored on the radio because no one could understand what the fuck he was saying lol.
Stinkfist by Tool is an allegory for the decline of society told through progressively more intense fisting lol
A few years ago, I heard She by Tyler, The Creator on a radio station with the heartwarming line of "I just wanna talk and conversate cuz I usually just stalk you and masterbate'. Have a great day, folks.
So I just throw up a middle finger and let it linger
Longer than the rumor that I was stickin' it to Christina
âCause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
It'd be Jennifer Lopez and, Puffy, you know this
I'm sorry, Puff, but I don't give a fuck
If this chick was my own mother, I'd still fuck her with no rubber
And cum inside her and have a son and a new brother
At the same time and just say that it ain't mineâwhat's my name?
You and me baby we ainât nothing but mammals
So letâs do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang
And that is by far the most family friendly lyric in the song.
Nouvelle Vague did a rather interesting cover of Too Drunk to F**k by the Dead Kennedys.
Call Me Names - Joan Armatrading
Je T'aime - Jane Birkin & Serge Gainsbourg
Relax - Frankie Goes to Hollywood
I was hoping but not expecting to see this here! Great one. There's an album version (live iirc) without the explicit verse, but when performing it live back in the day he'd sing everything. Sometime around or after he got married and got sober he stopped playing it... One of my favorite dirty blues. I do have to correct you on the spelling... It's Winin' Boy Blues. You know, because trying to get hard after drinking a lot...
99% of the KISS catalog. Plaster Caster is my favorite cock rock song, because to someone who doesnât know who she is it sounds like vague nonsense, but if you know, the whole song is a dick joke.
When I was in second grade I met a 1st grade girl and we decided to be friends. She invited me over to her house and we went through her momâs cabinet and found all kinds of kinky shit. We found a bunch of records and one was Marvin Sease. We put it on and that was probably the first time I heard a song that said shit like that. Candy licker. Mind blown. The song Strokinâ by Clarence Carter, is also one of the oldest dirty songs Iâve heard.
Yeah must be a young crowd lol. I searched and there's only a couple people who said Clarence Carter. That's just his most well known song but he's got a lifetime's archive worth of dirty songs lol.
lol. Yeah heâs old school. I know my parents had at least one record of his. I play him every once in awhile. Mostly just so I can hear people go âwhat the fuck are we listening to!?!â But I enjoy him. lol.
Most of Aerosmithâs discography fits thisâŠ. Love in an Elevator, Pink, Rag Doll, Janieâs Got a GunâŠ. All have suggestive lyrics and got heavy radio play until Steven Tyler was ousted as a child predator
Passenger by Deftones is all about sex in a car. One of my all time favorite songs. Would be happy if it was the only song I cod listen to for the rest of my life.
Then there's some of the Eurodance groups in the 90s who pretty much made their career doing naughty songs: E-Rotic, Outhere Brothers, Def Dames Dope, etc.
Granted Europe in general is a lot more lax when it comes to sex or suggestive things so I guess it makes sense.
Liz Phair - H.W.C. [https://youtu.be/DjYGxVzIxq4?si=pSZJXd3hZQLpRcPy](https://youtu.be/DjYGxVzIxq4?si=pSZJXd3hZQLpRcPy)
Liz Phair - Fuck and Run [https://youtu.be/znF6o0ME0-o?si=fw1cCP1n\_seJgWm-](https://youtu.be/znF6o0ME0-o?si=fw1cCP1n_seJgWm-)
This is an old song but it was dirty enough to be covered by Frank Zappa:
The Clovers - Rotten Cocksuckers' Ball [https://youtu.be/W-n5vG2SjJY?si=HqAgvUkQYCrLIfSy](https://youtu.be/W-n5vG2SjJY?si=HqAgvUkQYCrLIfSy)
One other line from Miracles:
"You ripple like the river when I touch you (let me touch you)
Then I pluck your body like a string (show you what I mean)
Then I start dancing inside you (oh baby, a love song)"
When "The Story of the Clash" was released they played "Death or Glory" constantly on mainstream radio stations in the UK. It contains the lyric:
>This is my conclusion
>I've come to through research
>He who fucks nuns
>Will later join the church
No-one noticed because of Joe Strummer's slurred delivery but I could hear it clearly every time. Laughed my arse off every time it was played.
Miracles was 6+ minutes and the radio edit was 3 minutes or so. There were two really explicit parts of the song: "I had a taste of the real world, when I went down on you girl" and "Then I start dancing inside you, oh baby I love you so."
I found the song to be more erotic than "dirty."
For some amazing old school sly filth, you'd love @honesttobetsy on YouTube. She does highlarious shorts all about the wildly inappropriate stuff in early to mid 1900s music. Some of them are jawdroppingly N17 while getting radio play. [A fun example all about "boating!"](https://youtube.com/shorts/Q4A3uDZ7Lcw?si=GLHUzc8Qit0JtXcs)
Currently am in love with the song Picture You by Chappel Roan which is about ritualistic masturbation. Sounds too sweet to be about something so vulgar.
All My Life by Foo Fighters has a line âHey, don't let it go to waste, I love it but I hate the taste,
Weight keepin' me downâ
Apparently itâs about wellâŠ.Yknow.
C'mon- Walk This Way by Aerosmith.... "Backstroke lover always hidin 'neath the covers til I talked to your daddy he say, he said you ain't seen nothin til your down on the muffin and you're sure to be changing your ways.... then I met a cheer leader was a really young bleeder O! the times I could reminisce, cuz the best things of lovin with her sister and her cousin only started with a little kiss.. like this... Seesaw swinging with the boys in the school and your feet flying up in the air, singing Hey diddle diddle with your kitty in the middle of the swing like you didn't care..." dirtiest song ever to be played on the radio...
Unless you're in a country where people don't understand what Frank Zappa sings about in "Bobby Brown". đ
I don't think most people could actually follow along with the words.
I was in high school when that album released. Ya, everyone was following that song. At least in Michigan we were. Hot summer nights out at the gravel pits a bunch of kids and a lot of rum and beer. The 70âs were fân great!
What about Aerosmith's Big Ten Inch?
That song is about old time records, and a girl who loves the blues, right?
Chuck Berry famously sung a song called "My Ding A Ling" in which he was constantly caught playing with his toy with bells dangling from it.
Fun fact, it was his only #1 hit
Fun! But prob not so much for him :P
AC/DC would have fun with this. They had one song about their large social events.
I was 11 when I got that album. The lyric sheet had a line written as âEverybody cums, and cums againâ, and I thought thatâs just how they spell âcomeâ in Australia.
My big balls should be held every night
Big balls is the most funny AC/DC song I have ever heard
Were they held for charity or for fancy dress??
They were held for pleasure
Those are the ones I like the best
Big galas?
Enormous promenades.
Back in the 70s, Lou Reed's Walk on the Wild Side was all over FM radio. Postscript: Today's transphobes would ban Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da
Walk on the Wild Side and Lola were close contemporary songs. Nothing is new.
You know when you're a kid and you hear a song and everything is so innocent. Just a funky song or a grovey beat and a catchy chorus and you never thought twice. Then you grow up and all innocence is gone. Sometimes you just want to hear it like a kid again.
There's always Weird Al's "Yoda" if you want the same song with nerdy innocence. Though honestly Kinks' "Lola" is still really innocent. Whole thing is about naivety
It's also pretty wholesome. They both get together and have fun, and it seems like it's a positive experience for all. The narrator takes everything he's learning in stride and is totally accepting of Lola.
I love The Kinks. I donât think kids today listen to them but goddamnit, they should. Even when he tries to reject Lola he cannot leave. I just love the innocence throughout, that the man is drinking coca cola all night and the bartender is telling him itâs champagne.
For my millennial generation, the best example is probably Semi Charmed Life
I was about to mention this gem. They talk about graphic sex and methamphetamine use. And⊠itâs a fucking banger.
I mean ZZ Top Pearl necklace.. is just jewelry right?
Man, I had to explain this shit to my mom...awkward af
They've also got that Tube Snake Boogie. Just a dance, I assume?
She wonât do it, but her sister will.
Strokin!
Yup! I'm absolutely shocked this was played on the radio when I was a kid.
I felt that way about Sleeping Bag, Push It, and Letâs Go All the Way.
I mean âRelaxâ was on tshirtsâŠand as soon as you hear it you can never not hear it with that song.
Yes, but they took out the "Candy came from out on the island ..." verse in the radio version ("but she never lost her head, even when she was giving head ...").
I still catch it on the radio on occasion and am shocked they still play it every time.
Why is it so shocking
Not that shocking compared to some songs today but there are still many who donât listen to the lyrics, eg: âCandy came from out on the Island In the back room she was everybody's darling But she never lost her head Even when she was giving head.â
I'm surprised the lyric "all the colored girls" is still able to get airplay.
But they do dodo dodo dodo dotado doâŠ..
Fun fact - my mumâs friend was one of those âcolouredâ girls and she was white. Though I think the other two were black
That is a fun fact!
Lady Gaga snuck âfuck her faceâ onto the radio for like ten years before people figured it out.
I heard fuck her face from the start and was very surprised to hear it playing anywhere like Walmart lol
I always hear "butt-fuck her face." Which is a refreshing visual.
A2M is its own category.
I'm pretty sure St Vincent tried the same thing with "Broken Man" where it really sounds like she sings "have you never seen a fuckin' man."
She claims that, but I swear there's a version of the song that just loops "poker face" over the chorus because I never hear any profanity in it.
Well, thereâs âI touch myselfâ by the Divinyls, where the lead singer is moaning in a pretty obvious way. And âShe Bopâ by Cyndi Lauper is another ode to masterbation..
Canât possibly have this discussion and omit the king of dirtâŠPrince. Darling Nikki, Erotic City, Letâs Pretend Weâre Married and I Wanna Be Your Lover.
What I love is that as a 21 year old, he found a nice bit of lyrics trickery to allow âI Wanna Be Your Loverâ to be played on air. âI wanna be your lover I wanna be the only one who makes you come⊠runningâ âI wanna be the only one you come forâ Brilliant.
Those first three werenât played on the radio. Maybe on underground stations, but not mainstream ones.
But Little Red Corvette was/ still is. âPocket full of horses, Trojans, some of them used.â Like, damn, Prince. I get youâre horny and all but if sheâs still walking around with the used ones, maybe raise the bar a little?
Oooooh, Darling Nikki....
Don't forget the entirety of Dirty Mind
Letâs Pretend Weâre Married - âI sincerely wanna fuck the taste out of your mouth.â đđ»
I love how Darling Nikki is the song that caught flak by the whole Parental Advisory effort, when a solid half of the 1999 album is dirtier than that song.
âLady Cab Driverâ is deliciously filthy.
"Building a Mystery" by Sarah McLachlan has an f-bomb in it, and there's a Single Version that you usually hear on the radio that just mutes that word, BUT when she performed it on the Rosie O'Donnell Show, she sang it, and it didn't get censored. I suppose part of the reason it went unnoticed is that she kinda glided by it, she didn't put any emphasis on it or anything. Similarly, when I was a manager for student radio in grade 11 and 12, we were allowed to play "Jeremy" by Pearl Jam uncensored, because the f-bomb is so low and subtle it's almost inaudible on crappy speakers in a high school cafeteria, and also the line sorta kinda sounds like "harmless bit of fun" which is what some folks thought it was.
He hit me with a surpriseeeee fuck
My jaw left hurting...ooooh, fucked wide open.
Just like the day Oh, like the day I fucked
Jeremy fucked in claaaaass todayyyyyy
Jeremy fucking, fucking...
Nashed his teeth and bit the recess lady's breast how could I forget?
Where in "Building a Mystery" is the f-bomb?
Thatâs the mystery.
At about 2:18 in the album version, "a beautiful f--ked up man".
There's a line that goes something like "You're so beautiful, A beautiful fucked up man"
Speaking of f/bombs, here's a little trivia related to the OP's Marty Balin reference: Grace Slick, with Jefferson Airplane, takes credit for using the word "motherfucker" for the very first time broadcast nation-wide on television on a [1969 Dick Cavett show](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZONP48yq80Y), during the song We Can Be Together. It's in the line "Up against the wall, motherfuckers." Also, the word fuck in "In order to survive we steal, cheat, lie, forge, fuck, hide, and deal."
Thank you for reminding me of this album
SEX by Berlin
I learned recently that Terri Nunn wrote if about her relationship with Richard Blade. It always amuses me when he plays it.
Oh man. That fade-out.
That song came out on the EP titled *Pleasure Victim*. Terri Nunn is credited with vocals....and BJs. Bold.
About anything by The Bloodhound Gang. Especially Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo.
A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.
Name was Russell
Yummy Down On This
He also has a line about dancing inside her. Very well done tune musically-great production and very nice guitar fills.
Cupcakke is probably the horniest rapper I've ever listened to. All of her songs can be basically reduced to, "I have all these holes, why aren't they full?"
Ah, damn, I didn't do a search. No one is even close to her level of filth. But her flow is AMAZING. She's brilliant.
"Afternoon Delight" by Starland Vocal Band. The whole song is about daytime sex
https://youtu.be/_CJ2wUhPtYM?si=Vxj5LXPmQ6a2k134
Lemon Song - Led Zeppelin Squeeze me babe, 'til the juice runs down my leg đ
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Which was taken from Robert Johnson's Traveling Riverside Blues.
Which Zep then covered on Coda, I believe.
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My mom told me that when she was a kid, the school bus driver would sometimes play Donna Summer's Love to Love You Baby on the morning drive. That's quite a lot of moaning for 7 AM.
Who are you by the Who. âWho the fuck are you?â
I have always wondered how classic rock stations get away with that one. I donât think Iâve ever even heard a censored version of it.
There are two different edits of the song and I hear both regularly. Most stations don't want to risk it anymore
Local FM Station to me used to not give a fuck and tightened up post Janet Jacksonâs nipple. I remember them taking calls on air asking why theyâre doing that and the DJs being straight that post Janet Jackson they werenât going to fuck around anymore because it wasnât worth it.
TheWho also had "squeeze box" all over the radio.
The Who also had Dr. Jimmy: you say sheâs a virgin, well Iâm gonna be the first in / her fellaâs gonna kill me, oh fuckinâ Will he.
Every single song by The Meatmen
Long live the Dutch Hercules!
Real men hang to the right!
"All I wanted was some lunch, now my ass hurts a bunch!"
just wanted to say that Hearts by Marty Balin is a gorgeous song and is probably entirely unlike all the naughty stuff ITT
Fuck the Pain Away - Peaches
I first heard this song on Letterkenny. That show has an incredible soundtrack.
âLaidâ by James This bed is on fire with passionate love The neighbors complain about the noises above But she only cums when sheâs on topâŠ
I kind of like the subtle ones that you sing when you're a kid, and your parents are laughing because they get it. Like: Early in the Morning - Bad Company Ohh, early in the morning And it's time I went down So I go down 'Cause I know I can say anyway Oh, I love you 'cause I want Then there's slightly unsubtle: Tekkno Train - Electric Callboy - humorous dirty innuendo Shaky, shaky, sweaty, sweaty You make my spaghetti ready Hypa Hypa - also ECB Put your hands up and let me see you shake your hips Medicate me, I want that juice on your lips Completely Unsubtle --Closer NIN I wanna f**k you like an animal I wanna feel you from the inside --Get Down, Make Love--Queen. (NIN also did a decent cover) You take my body I give you heat You say you hungry I give you meat I suck your mind You blow my head Make love inside your bed Edit format
I touch myself by Divinyls
It makes me lol when people yell Taylor swifts cruel summer âhe looks up grinning like a devil!!â And donât realize sheâs referencing a guy going down on her
Semi-Charmed Life by Third Eye Blind, a song about sex and drugs, often gets the drug stuff censored, but âShe comes 'round and she goes down on meâ almost always makes it through.
Those little red panties they pass the test Slides up around the belly face down on the mattress
I always wondered how The Rolling Stones got away with the end of "Start Me Up."
"Make a dead man cum" has got to be one of the most fucked up lyrics ever played over the airwaves.
Frank Zappa's "Bobby Brown" still gets a lot of airplay on boomer-centric radio stations here in Germany. Also, the Beautiful South's "Perfect 10": When he's at my gate, with a big fat eight You wanna see the smile on my face And even at my door, with a poor poor four There ain't no man can replace If he's extra large (that's me) well I'm in charge (uh-huh) I can work this thing on top And if he's XXL, well what the hell (uh-huh) Every penny don't fit the slot
Speaking of Zappa, thereâs also I Promise Not to Cum in Your Mouth
Amd Dinah Moe Hum
"I got a spot that gets me hot, but you ain't been to it."
No, no, no!
Not getting radio play, but Susie Creamcheese too.
I reckon I got a $40 bill around here somewhere
And Gay Bob
Do you mean a modified gay Bob doll that goes all the way?
Gimme dat,Gimme datâŠ.
Sy Borg :) Also, Watermelon In Easter Hay is probably one of Frankâs best songs ever. Music is the best!
[Fever for the Flava](https://youtu.be/7W6dDqEksKc?si=cLEaSclOuTps1BJs) by Hot Action Cop (a staple in almost every teen movie of the early 2000s) [1st Time](https://youtu.be/npLy37FZJoI?si=i6YtFi4SzsMsqV1A) by Bad Ronald [Hey Mister](https://youtu.be/YqBAVm5lecE?si=I4LEu_UFhMb0qdxT) by Custom (there is so much to shake one's head at here haha) [It's All Rite](https://youtu.be/LsXz81QftLY?si=uDPuykDJpVOdiqjW) by Barbara Markay (the fact that this song is real blows my mind)
Dyna-Moe-Hum by Frank Zappa
Dinah-Moe Humm by Frank Zappa. No real curses, but the whole song is about a threesome with two sisters where the first bets him $40 he canât make her cum. âShe stroll on over, say look here, bum I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum No-no, y'jes can't do it⊠I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar plumâ
But nobody played Dyna-Mo Hum on the radio... nobody... even if "all she really needed was some discipline"
On the original recording: background vocals by the Ikettes, including Tina Turner.
Far out, I did not know that. Thank you
How has no one mentioned [Winonaâs Big Brown Beaver](https://open.spotify.com/track/2CTqvgyzm2I0cDyLmbXwY2?si=MNVJKxKaRxGJeZYdrEbVvw)? Also Fuck Your Face by Phish.
'Pearl Necklace', 'Woke Up with Wood', 'I got the Six' by ZZTop
Iâm surprised that I didnât see. âMy Neck, My Backâ by Khia. Also, I used to go karaoke with a bunch of people. There was a Japanese guy who sang the wildest rock song Iâve ever heard. All I remember was something about âfucking a skankâ and catch some disease. Just wild
Fleetwood Mac "Rattlesnake Shake" is one of my favourites
And "Secondhand News" is about wanting to be a side piece.
Resurrection By Erection by Powerwolf is pretty damn funny. Angles giving head, mortuary blow jobs, raising your bone up high. Very on the nose.
Lords of Acid - Spank My Booty, or pretty much any song you wanna pick.
Pussy immediately came to mind.
Rover take over is way dirtier lol
I remember hearing Love to Love You by Donna Summer on the radio where she has an orgasm over the end of the song. There was also a song called French Kiss which was mainly dance music with an orgasm, I think it was very popular in Europe.
That song kills me because the chorus is absolutely beautiful, a great example of amazing pop rock songwriting performed impeccably. Then there's the rest of it.... "So we're makin love...." LOL. It's as if the cocaine wrote the lyrics itself. I like Marty and all but damn the verses of that song in particular. It really is like an SNL sketch.
Ghost: Mary on the cross.
More Human Than Human by White Zombie. Song opens to woman having an orgasm.
Whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin. Not very subtle there!
Whole Lotta Love by Zeppelin.
Sugah Daddy by D'Angelo has the lyric "I hit it so hard I made the pussy fart, she said 'it's talking to ya talking to ya daddy'"... that shit played uncensored on the radio because no one could understand what the fuck he was saying lol. Stinkfist by Tool is an allegory for the decline of society told through progressively more intense fisting lol
Caress Me Down by Sublime
A few years ago, I heard She by Tyler, The Creator on a radio station with the heartwarming line of "I just wanna talk and conversate cuz I usually just stalk you and masterbate'. Have a great day, folks.
So I just throw up a middle finger and let it linger Longer than the rumor that I was stickin' it to Christina âCause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz It'd be Jennifer Lopez and, Puffy, you know this I'm sorry, Puff, but I don't give a fuck If this chick was my own mother, I'd still fuck her with no rubber And cum inside her and have a son and a new brother At the same time and just say that it ain't mineâwhat's my name?
You and me baby we ainât nothing but mammals So letâs do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang And that is by far the most family friendly lyric in the song.
It's such a clever song because there's no actual swearing in it, it's just a ton of double entendres
2 live crew - As Nasty as they wanna be; Peaches - entire catalog
[Ball of Kerrymuir - Jim Croce](https://youtu.be/qSc1xfkdSYQ?si=q8Il8I31fE-RuvQX)
Nouvelle Vague did a rather interesting cover of Too Drunk to F**k by the Dead Kennedys. Call Me Names - Joan Armatrading Je T'aime - Jane Birkin & Serge Gainsbourg Relax - Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Whenever I think of Relax, I remember the movie set scene with Craig Wasson and Melanie Griffith in Body Double. đ„
Me too! Great movie!
Whining Boy Blues. Saw Jorma perform this back in the 70's. Raunchiest song ever heard.
I was hoping but not expecting to see this here! Great one. There's an album version (live iirc) without the explicit verse, but when performing it live back in the day he'd sing everything. Sometime around or after he got married and got sober he stopped playing it... One of my favorite dirty blues. I do have to correct you on the spelling... It's Winin' Boy Blues. You know, because trying to get hard after drinking a lot...
Animal (Fuck like a beast) by WASP Any song by Steel Panther (Community property??)
Texas Twister by Little Feat was on the radio quite a bit when it came out, but I havenât heard it played for years.
We Can Be Together by Jefferson Airplane is pretty hardcore! lol
99% of the KISS catalog. Plaster Caster is my favorite cock rock song, because to someone who doesnât know who she is it sounds like vague nonsense, but if you know, the whole song is a dick joke.
The Plaster Caster in the song is supposedly a real life groupie that had a hobby of making plaster casts of rock stars dicks. Or so I've heard.
Itâs a true story, her name was Cynthia
Or Nah - ty Dolla sign, weeknd, wiz khalifa
Lol sweat by inner circle easily.
Korn - Beat It Upright
When I was in second grade I met a 1st grade girl and we decided to be friends. She invited me over to her house and we went through her momâs cabinet and found all kinds of kinky shit. We found a bunch of records and one was Marvin Sease. We put it on and that was probably the first time I heard a song that said shit like that. Candy licker. Mind blown. The song Strokinâ by Clarence Carter, is also one of the oldest dirty songs Iâve heard.
Yeah must be a young crowd lol. I searched and there's only a couple people who said Clarence Carter. That's just his most well known song but he's got a lifetime's archive worth of dirty songs lol.
lol. Yeah heâs old school. I know my parents had at least one record of his. I play him every once in awhile. Mostly just so I can hear people go âwhat the fuck are we listening to!?!â But I enjoy him. lol.
Easy Now by Derek and the Dominoes.
Rocket Queen by Guns n Roses has unstimulated sex in it
Inside My Love, by Minnie Riperton. Edit: also Ice Cream Man by Van Halen. DLR ftw.
And Marty sings, "...and I went down on you..." so don't be dissing Grace, baby
Hotdog by Limp Bizkit.
Springsteen, Pink Cadillac. Pro tip: he surely is not singing about a car.
Summer of 69 by Bryan Adams wasnât about the year.
One of the songwriters says it was, one says it wasn't. Meh.
Most of Aerosmithâs discography fits thisâŠ. Love in an Elevator, Pink, Rag Doll, Janieâs Got a GunâŠ. All have suggestive lyrics and got heavy radio play until Steven Tyler was ousted as a child predator
Passenger by Deftones is all about sex in a car. One of my all time favorite songs. Would be happy if it was the only song I cod listen to for the rest of my life.
Then there's some of the Eurodance groups in the 90s who pretty much made their career doing naughty songs: E-Rotic, Outhere Brothers, Def Dames Dope, etc. Granted Europe in general is a lot more lax when it comes to sex or suggestive things so I guess it makes sense.
Liz Phair - H.W.C. [https://youtu.be/DjYGxVzIxq4?si=pSZJXd3hZQLpRcPy](https://youtu.be/DjYGxVzIxq4?si=pSZJXd3hZQLpRcPy) Liz Phair - Fuck and Run [https://youtu.be/znF6o0ME0-o?si=fw1cCP1n\_seJgWm-](https://youtu.be/znF6o0ME0-o?si=fw1cCP1n_seJgWm-) This is an old song but it was dirty enough to be covered by Frank Zappa: The Clovers - Rotten Cocksuckers' Ball [https://youtu.be/W-n5vG2SjJY?si=HqAgvUkQYCrLIfSy](https://youtu.be/W-n5vG2SjJY?si=HqAgvUkQYCrLIfSy) One other line from Miracles: "You ripple like the river when I touch you (let me touch you) Then I pluck your body like a string (show you what I mean) Then I start dancing inside you (oh baby, a love song)"
When "The Story of the Clash" was released they played "Death or Glory" constantly on mainstream radio stations in the UK. It contains the lyric: >This is my conclusion >I've come to through research >He who fucks nuns >Will later join the church No-one noticed because of Joe Strummer's slurred delivery but I could hear it clearly every time. Laughed my arse off every time it was played.
Ween love a good dirty song, and I think Woth My Own Bare Hands is the funniest
Miracles was 6+ minutes and the radio edit was 3 minutes or so. There were two really explicit parts of the song: "I had a taste of the real world, when I went down on you girl" and "Then I start dancing inside you, oh baby I love you so." I found the song to be more erotic than "dirty."
For some amazing old school sly filth, you'd love @honesttobetsy on YouTube. She does highlarious shorts all about the wildly inappropriate stuff in early to mid 1900s music. Some of them are jawdroppingly N17 while getting radio play. [A fun example all about "boating!"](https://youtube.com/shorts/Q4A3uDZ7Lcw?si=GLHUzc8Qit0JtXcs)
Currently am in love with the song Picture You by Chappel Roan which is about ritualistic masturbation. Sounds too sweet to be about something so vulgar.
Pick just about any song in the band Steel Pantherâs catalog
All My Life by Foo Fighters has a line âHey, don't let it go to waste, I love it but I hate the taste, Weight keepin' me downâ Apparently itâs about wellâŠ.Yknow.
Grateful Dead - Wharf Rat "half of my life was spent doing time for some other fucker's crime" Led Zeppelin - The Lemon Song
If by Janet Jackson
âWhat the fuck, waaaaaaas that?â
Check This! https://youtu.be/V_AU2bzB4KQ?si=r9REnvX1QB-ZnHi5
Candy Licker - Marvin Sease
Strokinâ by Clarence Carter.
It's weird because that song used to play on all the easy listening stations and I also never realized they said that at first either.
The very first dirty song I heard was âOne and Oneâ by 2 Live Crew.
Love Me With A Feeling, Clarence Carter. Only version is the B side of Strokin 45.
Hot For Teacher by Van Halen has one of the boys in the background saying âoh fuck!â. They have yet to ever censor it on the radio