I ain’t fighting the sillies 😤

Gaddzooks. Every step it takes has a chance of unmaking it, so I feel like it being hit repeatedly would make it cease to exist fairly quickly

I mean, literally every living thing can just have a heart attack at any moment so it’s kinda like that

But it's a lot worse since its bio says that it's barely holding itself together at any point in time.

2 words, meeb cannon, I’ll launch meebs of a different element at them until they collapse in on themselves for the ones on EW, for plant isle I’ll just chop down a tree and have it fall on em

Gaddzooks is constantly on the verge of breaking apart, one touch and it's dead

"Ah ha, so you have chosen death. \*makes a step and sublimates out of existence\*" -a random gaddzooks

Gaddzooks has a 32% chance of instantly dying upon hitting you

For gaddzooks and piplash the fight takes place on EWS others take place on plant island

Personally I think I could beat up brump and maybe piplash

I think Mr long legs, mushaboom zuuker mr piplash, maybe brump, and Mr insect. Mushaboom bc I can pick him out of the ground and stomp on him and then yeet him all the way to nexus

Zuukers are not enemies. THEY. ARE. FRIENDS.

i'd say brump, because he doesn't have eyes, so i'll just sneak attack him

He can smell

I can become full animal mode and mask my scent

I can poke gadzooks with a pillow and he'll fall apart like a lego

why has nobody realized that mushaboom, being stationary, is the easiest opponent here

I could kick all their asses except buzzinga. For him it's an even fight

I strongly believe that Rare Whaddje would beat you to death.

He is strong of body but weak of will

Unironically, I could absolutely destroy Mushaboom. It's stationary, what's it supposed to do? Move out of the way of stuff I throw? Fight back?

Mushaboom, it can't move

Mushaboom is quite literally a mushroom

Mushaboom cant walk lmao 💀💀💀

How much prep time? Only mushroom guy if none.

Mushaboom, and piplash

Mushaboom can't move so I can easily beat the hell out of him

Mushaboom if it can't rotate its handtecales

Gaddzooks is risking it’s our life by making music as per its bio I think the effort of running at me would kill it

Buzzinga is a big bug. Big bug, big newspaper.

Ill get him to the dreamspace real fast

Piplash... We headbang until it gets dizzy

What’s Brump finna do to me 😭😭

Easily could beat up Brump, bro won't know what hit him because he's blind. Rare Whajje I could probably beat in a fist fight, seeing those deformed hands. Gadzooks got no chance with no arms and just a lot of mouths. Mushaboom, I'll just spray weed killer or something. Buzzinga, insect repellent. Piplash, could probably just kick and it'd be done for. Zuuker is just done with those short arms and big head.

none they silly guys

Anyone that says they can take piplash are liars

What would bro do 😭 he's smaller than a dipster

I can probably snap mushaboom's stem just by kicking at it

Id just rip off the crab guys eyes

And the try to find a stick or something and stab his abdomen. First kill done

Brump is fricking terrifying, it have a heart attack before it could lay a hit on me

I could beat the whajje out of sheer rage. I hate that thing so goddamn much

Piplash out of spite

Both workshop ones they are NOT bigger than a chicken

Everyone except bazzinga. I don't feel like getting impaled/stabbed. And she can fly.

All of them, except maybe Buzzinga

They would all win against me Because I don’t wanna hurt them :(

As much as I wanna say Brump, I can easily imagine myself going “so long eh bowser!” With piplash’s ear things 

Rare Whajje

Brump’s eyes are apples, so I would take them out and take them home.

Zuuker gets clapped, no diff. Brump is blind and deaf, so... Ez. Piplash is just a chicken, and I have experience with those. Rip the eyes of the fire bug. Snipe the Dino and shroom.

Off topic, but is mushabooms thing under its eyes a beak or a canine nose?

Brump

Piplash seems like they could be taken apart

The mushroom table.

I think 2, 3, 4, 6, and 7

Wublin. Sorry idk any of these guys names im new and have like 4 basic islands.

I could probably beat Gaddzooks

I would beat mushamboom like a drum and vibe

piplash is getting curb stomped by me and my army of rare scups

all

Buzzinga 100% it's a bug. Need I say more?

Gadzooks is deformed, Brump cant see, I would never hurt mushaboom, piplash has nothing, maybe zuuker

Tf Whajje gon do?

Zuuker. Just put something big in the hole and it will not breathe

Vhenshun could take pulled out

Whajje. It doesn't seem that tall and if I sweep the legs, it's over

Every one is saying Gadzooks because it would collapse with the touch of a pencil but to be honest, it looks pretty resilient, if it can handle bouncing around and hitting itself, I think it can put up a good fight. That being said Mushabloom can move. I can just like throw rocks at it

Bazzinga and bump

All,bc they isn’t real. I’ll turn off my phone and they get lost

Buzzinga I would kill it with a fly swatter

mushaboom can't really move

1: gaddzooks 2: piplash 3: mushaboom Piplash gives me dragonite vibes but if he fights as nice as he looks then I’m good. If he turns into an absolute demon after being hit then I’m screwed

Mushaboom can't move so I'd win

The only monster taller than like 4 feet is wubbox I can take them all easy