Personally I love Donte Divincenzo’s “The Big Ragu”. It’s the perfect amount of ridiculous. Bill’s half Italian self doesn’t know whether to love it or be offended
I think my two favorites are for Reggie Jackson first one being big government because I’ll either bail you out or completely screw you over or Mr. June which has no right to be as cold as it is
KENYON MARTIN SR, pointing to a tattoo on his neck: You see this? I got this from a Chinese artist. It says *I’M* the dragon!
YAO MING: It says “Noodles.”
Nah that’s gotta be Corey “Bad Porn” Magette.
Magette was good at two things, getting to the rim and getting to the line. Everything else he was subpar at if not straight up terrible.
Hence the Bad Porn nickname: “sure, there’s penetration and scoring, but do you actually like what you’re seeing?”
Big Dick Nick. It’s not clever by itself but thousands of rowdy Eagles fans shouting it juxtaposed with Foles’ humble demeanor is hilarious.
I always liked Refrigerator Perry, The Bus and Concrete Charlie.
“Well obviously you aren’t Jewish if you think that… I mean I’m not either”
Fucking hilarious statement lol
It’s clear to me you could never understand the plight of black Americans today… I mean, I can’t either but
Huh? Among other things, Kyrie praised an anti-semitic movie and brought attention to I. It spread hate.
Obviously it deeply offended Jewish people the most and many other people.
You changed my words. I didn't say I "can't understand" either: I said "I'm not" Jewish either. Followed up by "but Damn Kyrie", as in, "but damn Kyrie , relax on the racism, man" I could have spelled it out better, but I thought it as clear.
If Kyrie insulted any race, religion or group I wasn't a part of I'd say exactly the same thing. I wasn't the one attacked so of course I'm not as offended as the person who was directly attacked. Doesn't mean it didn't make me upset.
I'm Def not going to call a racist a "lovely person."
Tge question is why did you change my words and leave out the last part? Why would you do that, other than to be a piece of shit and try to change my meaning? What, it was a mistake? if not why change it and leave out the last part?
Joe Barry Carrol was "Joe Barely Cares." So rude. 🤣🤣
Never in service pervis
same vein as Anthony Day to Davis
Out of service Pervis
That one stuck more. I remember reading/hearing the other one at the time.
Michigan fans used to call Caris Levert “Careless Levert”
God damn, that one hurts :D
Timelord.
Timelord gets funnier with time coincidentally
The story behind it is amazing
MRI Staudimire
Anthony "Street Clothes" Davis has always been my favorite lol.
ADisney always kills me
Oh shit I forgot about that one haha
AD has a lot of hilarious ones. Mr. Glass with the photoshop of him in the wheelchair is too comical.
Anthony Day to Davis
It's Corey Maggette "Bad Porn" . "There's a lot of penetration and scoring, but do you really like what you're seeing?"
If you're gonna bring up Bad Porn, you at least have to get it right. "Lots of penetration, but can't finish."
The round mound of rebound?
It’s only mildly interesting
Personally I love Donte Divincenzo’s “The Big Ragu”. It’s the perfect amount of ridiculous. Bill’s half Italian self doesn’t know whether to love it or be offended
The wandering into the wrong sub piece.
Power walked right into that one
Ragout!
Shaq giving himself the name Wilt Chamberneezy is my pick. There’s also The Big Aristotle, Shaq Daddy, Manny Shaq-iao, Shaq Fu, and Hobo Master.
O'Nealavich
The Black Steph Curry
The Big Shaqtus/Cactus
I think i still have my copy of Shaq fu for Genesis
Grand Theft Alvarado, the Minivan, the Iceman, some faves.
Luckily for you there is no argument to be had because the universe decided long ago that “bad porn” is easily the best NBA nickname ever
Human highlight film
I think my two favorites are for Reggie Jackson first one being big government because I’ll either bail you out or completely screw you over or Mr. June which has no right to be as cold as it is
Mr June is a riff on baseball’s Reggie Jackson being Mr October for World Series heroics in the late 70s.
Hot plate Williams and Dinner bell Mel Turpin
I really wish more people in the US adopted Chinese basketball fans nickname for Steph Curry - "Sky Fucker"
Very very common in the warriors sub actually especially if he’s on a heater
Shrek and Donkey
My personal favorite is Channing Frye’s nick name - The Buffet of Goodness
KENYON MARTIN SR, pointing to a tattoo on his neck: You see this? I got this from a Chinese artist. It says *I’M* the dragon! YAO MING: It says “Noodles.”
Nah that’s gotta be Corey “Bad Porn” Magette. Magette was good at two things, getting to the rim and getting to the line. Everything else he was subpar at if not straight up terrible. Hence the Bad Porn nickname: “sure, there’s penetration and scoring, but do you actually like what you’re seeing?”
Swaggy P is so funny to me dk why
logo looks like a sphere, is actually flat :o
Meta Flat World Peace?
Jeremy Lin - Roblox Noob
Cool man
It’s the CTESPN of basketball
Magic Johnson is the legit goat of sports nicknames. Earvin “No Magic” Johnson is the funniest nickname to me.
Big Dick Nick. It’s not clever by itself but thousands of rowdy Eagles fans shouting it juxtaposed with Foles’ humble demeanor is hilarious. I always liked Refrigerator Perry, The Bus and Concrete Charlie.
Third Eye Ky > World B Flat In this reporter’s opinion
You forgot Ja "Razzle Dazzle" Morant
Talentless Horrible Chucker - Talen Horton Tucker
Alot of flat earths believe the earth is a pancake, with massive ice walls at the end of the earth preventing people from falling off.
Always liked AK47, Andrei Kirilenko.
At the beginning of Jason Kidd's career, they called him, "Ason Kidd" because he had no "J".
I love kyrie btw coincidentally, lovely human mostly
Well, obviously you aren't Jewish if you think that. I'm not either, but damn, Kyrie.
Nah we rock w kyrie he’s an icon for all
BOT
“Well obviously you aren’t Jewish if you think that… I mean I’m not either” Fucking hilarious statement lol It’s clear to me you could never understand the plight of black Americans today… I mean, I can’t either but
Huh? Among other things, Kyrie praised an anti-semitic movie and brought attention to I. It spread hate. Obviously it deeply offended Jewish people the most and many other people. You changed my words. I didn't say I "can't understand" either: I said "I'm not" Jewish either. Followed up by "but Damn Kyrie", as in, "but damn Kyrie , relax on the racism, man" I could have spelled it out better, but I thought it as clear. If Kyrie insulted any race, religion or group I wasn't a part of I'd say exactly the same thing. I wasn't the one attacked so of course I'm not as offended as the person who was directly attacked. Doesn't mean it didn't make me upset. I'm Def not going to call a racist a "lovely person." Tge question is why did you change my words and leave out the last part? Why would you do that, other than to be a piece of shit and try to change my meaning? What, it was a mistake? if not why change it and leave out the last part?
No I just thought the phrasing was hilarious
I know it’s more of a meme than an actual nickname, but LeMickey is still utterly hilariousÂ