Ngl you had me for a second.

I wasted a good 3 minutes, I was excited and then saw the black jerseys bullet and knew it was a joke lol!

Ya the black jersey one was it

I wanted to make it look as real as possible lol maybe that was my mistake, idk, I laughed

I believed it until the affair with a cheerleader lol

So I wanted it to *look* realistic but I should’ve made it more obvious that it’s a joke 😂 too many people excited for actual information and then I’m just trolling 😂

I was hyped. I was rizzing a cheerleader first day on campus if this was legit 😂

My coach’s name was about to be Joey Freshwater

I thought it was real until it said "wear black jerseys and never win a game in them" then it clicked something was up 😭

Me too, I said wait let me check the comments. My disappointment was as real as my excitement.

No it’s perfect 😂

Really because my dumbass made it to a player turns out to be a murderer lmao

I hope some people were with friends and reading this list off and realized too late it was nonsesne

Get that Joey Freshwater (Lane Kiffin) coaching experience going on.

Yeah that happened she was a boosters daughter too

You definitely had me too. I was thinking damn why is this so focused on Nebraska.

We need a win, okay

I’m a Razorback fan… I know exactly how you feel.

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This the one that made me go, "hold the fuck up...what's going on ". Perfectly executed 😂

That’s accurate

Somehow, Osborne returned!

This listed all my frustrations perfectly and thought you made it too realistic.

I accidentally zoomed in and saw the first Nebraska line and started laughing.

LOL well done, got me all the way until the black jerseys bullet point

The very first thing I read was have an affair with a cheerleader. I stopped reading after that.

Had me til I saw the cheerleader thing…..I laughed and was like ok maybe it’s not then the murder suspect hahaha I was down for daring the AD to fire you hahahha


Smart move

60% of the time, it works every time

I want to implore you, for the benefit of the world, please use your powers for good (cause this got me)

You got ideas let me know lmao

There’s an election coming up….

I’m not 89 years old, not sure I qualify

Penn State please for the love of god I want to hurt somebody’s feelings

What an excellent shit post

Thank you 😂

Had me until have an affair with a cheerleader 😂 i was like ok wtf

ITS IN THE GAME!

This should have GTA style strip clubs for certain schools 

MIAAAAMIIIII

My idiot self read that and was impressed that they were thinking so deeply about this.

Would you have had that affair though?

Lmao I was kinda excited at the opportunity to have an affair with a cheerleader, I wish this was real 😔

Hey buddy, anything is possible! You just gotta believe in yourself

There are other games out there for that.

Gonna just have to do it the old fashioned way….in real life

With real girls? GROSS

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"Iowa" as a singular bullet point was by far the best

I started typing more and was just like ‘nah, that says enough’ 😂

No climbing the walls like spiderman!

Jesus this may be the best / most convincing shit post I have ever seen… Please stay as far away from The Onion as possible because Jesus I can’t imagine boomers trying to decipher this shit as fake

Man, this is like super high praise. I’ll see if they are hiring 😂

Aint never gonna live that Pelini separation down. 😂😂😂

Thank you. Sending this to my “friends” who like Nebraska now

Hey, I like Nebraska and I made the damn thing 😂 gotta be honest about the program at some point

Man if the game went this deep for each team...with historical, albeit unrealistic, expectations

I knew it wasn’t real as soon as I saw Nebraska was featured

Hopefully the rest gave you a laugh then😂

I got got

Lol finding recruits that want to live in Nebraska. Didn't realize this was bullshit at first. I was thinking, that's completely true, but EA are savages for putting that in the game!

They would definitely call it something fancy. Regional recruiting challenges or something

You lost me when it mentioned G5 school bc correct me if I’m wrong “group of five” isn’t an official term college football even tho everyone including the media mentions it

That’s fair, the next two lines probably would have caused some red flags too 😂

This was brilliant. The only thing that would have made it better is if it was made by a rival fan. Well done!

Well I had made a post about Colorado yesterday and everyone felt the need to tell me Nebraska has its own issues, so I went the 8 Mile route and made the jokes myself😂

Well done

Top tier quality shitpost

I believed until 364 year old Tom Osborne. Then I was like wait, l need to read the posts.

I both laughed and cried at this. More laugh than cry. Maybe...

Ngl you got me sold on reviving Nebraska. 

We need all the help we can get 🫡


Have an affair with a Cheerleader 😂😂

Who is Urban Meyer, Alex…

You’d think… but you’d be wrong 😂

I will follow this guide straight to a 1-11 season after the game makes Raiola transfer out after 1 practice.

This is the way

I want to be upset, but I can't because there isn't a single false thing said.

Gotta own our mess

Ngl I thought this was real and got a little offended at "find a recruit that wants to live in Nebraska."

I was confused why a lot of shots were taken reading that lmao

I love Nebraska fans. Friendly, love their team and have a sense of humor about themselves.

Until looking at the comments to see this is satire I was thinking this game is real af lol

Had me in the first half. And like until midway through the 2nd

How Scott Frostian

Had me til the comments… the hype is real

Damn Margaritas did me in again

Wait so having an affair with a cheerleader isn’t actually in the game??

Here’s hoping this changes!

Premium DLC. Nobody is willing to pay for Ultimate Team, but Ultimate Dynasty...

Teams can’t win in black if it’s not one of their primary colors. Statistics prove it.


Brilliant

This was great 😂

Don’t forget “Watch your wife enter the transfer portal”

If your wife is in the portal, you got a lot of problems ahead

The accuracy!

Only a true fan could have made this. GBR!

Holy crap I thought this was official til I saw the black unis point lmao. Don’t judge I’m sleep deprived from my kids. I’m rolling and definitely sent this to a couple of my Nebraska fan friends.

I could have bought the cheerleader affair but having a talented player eventually become a murderer, that’s so unrealistic. LOL!

😂 hey, it happens to the best of us

Now this is peak sneak peek

This is way more info than the devs would give.

FUCK this got me until tha “affair with a cheerleader”…i was like “hmm i don’t think EA would allow this”

That’s why they don’t want to let it on PC, modders go crazy

Never change op


GBR

I died laughing! Quality post OP!

I’m glad Satirist enjoyed my post 😂 that’s like the highest compliment, perfect username for this moment

Quality shitpost. Take my gold 🥇

Finding recruits who actually want to live in nebraska NCAA football 25:Shadow of the Erdtree

A+ shitpost

Damn you🤡

Every year, this might be the year. This is Nebraska fans every year. Or at least up until the last few seasons. I think all of the losses within 5 points may have broken some of their spirits.

It has

As a Nebraska fan this is too accurate

We know a thing or two, because we’ve seen a thing or two

I believed it until i saw have an affair with the cheerleaders lmaoo

Nebraska catching strays

Nah, it was meant to be direct 😂

“Wear black jerseys and never win a game in them” *sighs in Purdue*

Hey, that’s one of your main colors. It’s different. Ours are cursed because it’s not 😂

das the joke 😂

Did you post this to cfb

Hahaha no, you think they’ll enjoy it the same?

Do one of these for Miami 😭

⛷️ ⛷️ ⛷️ ❄️ ❄️ 💃

Bro that was way to realistic for my 2 year experience in Nebraska. Shit probably cut some natives deep

Get beat by a G5 at home….. talking about me. Hail southern!

Me: geez kinda taking hard shots at Nebraska.....wait a minute.

Is the cheerleader hot at least?

Got to black jerseys and it was too late to quit reading 🤣🤣🤣

Ngl, he had us in the first half.

Man, I'm pumped for Nebraska Simulator 4000.

I thought this was legit. And the icing on the cake was the “one to many margaritas”. I was like damn, they throwing a whole bunch of shade at Scott Frost lol

I reading through this like… wtf? This sounds just like Nebraska

You son of a bitch op. Had me until about halfway

Elite troll job because I was engaged😭😭😭😭

I got super excited about being able to host a volleyball game at halftime to save the sell-out streak.

You absolute fuck I put on my good glasses to read this lol you got me


Damn I was locked in 😂

fuck this got me

As a Husker fan, the emotions reading this causes are really interesting

***** ATH/Shitposter

POV you didn’t know it was fake until you looked at the comments 💀

The murderer line got me. I’m like, no way EA 😂

On a side note, that stadium looks absolutely beautiful in this picture. I’ve never really paid attention to it.

The full picture is pretty cool too https://preview.redd.it/031do33pln9d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=066fac1c7517ac5acb44c46b8d67041b7b17e5b3

Damn, this was kinda depressing. I was told Nebraska would dominate the Big 10 years ago…..guess not.

As a Husker fan...bravo.

damn you had me at first

Dammit you had me at first

IOWA

What exactly do I get to do in the “have affair with a cheerleader” part? Asking for a friend.

It unlocks the "Fearless Frankie" achievement.


Damn it this had me for a second

Ngl I was like wow this really is detailed then at the margaritas I was like "oh....." good job my guy this made my morning.

Goddamn... that's commitment to the bit. Well done.

This is gold

Absolutely thought this was real until the cheerleader thing. Didn’t question it for a second up to that point

😂😂😂

This is fantastic, very well done lol

That’s a lot to unpack OP. Do you wanna talk about it?

I don’t think so, a lot of this came from semi-regular jokes being made between my friends and I. The other half is from me making a post about Colorado and people saying I was just a hater, to which I said I can make a post like that about any team no matter who I root for, so I did it to myself lol

This is fucking hilarious lol

I was just about to get undressed too but then I read the comments.

This is incredible


I am so ready! I pre-ordered but we are going on vacation the day after. Anyways, so happy for this return. I love the numbers, the rankings, the difference in play from program to program. This is going to be so awesome.

Lmao this is almost to real!!!!

This is the best shit post of all shit posts

As a Huskers fan, it hurts to see this and yet I upvoted…

Do we have an NCAAFCJ ????? This would be hall of fame material jerkin

As a Nebraskan, I am hurt

lol fuck

I'm not falling for the hype easports 😩where is the real full gameplay 😩 same hype every year for a broken game🤣🤣 easports are the best at making sure people preorder without even showing full gameplay that's crazy😩😩🤣

goddamit OP i was so excited

Went hard on Lawrence Phillips...

To be fair, the missing recruiting visits might actually be possible if you’re drunk while playing the game, so that could be realistic 😂

*sigh... updoot for accuracy.*


10/10 meme

Had me until “affair with cheerleader” lol

The lose games by one score is the most 2020s nebraska thing I've heard

Lmao this is gold

Day late but holy shit I am dying as a guy who lived in Nebraska during the Bo Pelini years


I stopped believing at margaritas haha.

If this is not in the game I’m going to hate it.

Good shit

Look I'm a Tennessee fan and given our wandering in the wilderness that we have hopefully finally ending this just makes me feel bad for the Cornhusker fans : (

At first I was like, “lol Nebraska would be perfect for this storyline” and then I was like, “It’s all Nebraska?” and then I was like, “ohhhhh”

So I CANNOT get approval from 364yr Tom Osborne??? I gotta cancel my preorder.