Honestly, if their offense isn't good next year, just fire everyone.

I mean isn't that their standard approach? Fire the HC and make the 2nd year QB learn a whole new system.

As the prophecy states.

Lisan al-QB

When you put it like that…

But how many times can you fire everyone 🤦‍♂️

As a Lions fan, I can tell you it's as many times as it takes. Helps if your owner dies too.

So, you're saying... the Cowboys only chance to finally win a playoff game is for Jerry Jones to finally return back home to Lucifer?

💯

He’s already a cyborg. An ambiguously gay cyborg

Unfortunately I don’t think Virginia McCaskey is capable of dying

What is dead may never die

Virgina is, unfortunately, already dead.. and what is dead may never die

I guess now may be the right time to learn the wrong way to use healing magic.

If I learned anything from Final Fantasy just toss that corpse an X-potion and loot

Turns out, infinity times.

We can show you the way

yeah fr

They have zero excuses with the offense we have sure Caleb will have some rookie mistakes but should be fun to watch

No need to do that. If this fails I can’t watch this team any longer. And a lot of the bears fans would agree with me. I’ll literally give up.

Nah just keep rooting for 60 more years and eventually it pans out

Ughh then I’d feel like you guys… 😏

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Nah we went to the Super Bowl on 2006, and have had some playoff teams sprinkled in there. You guys were honestly just ass until last year lol. It’s ok to admit that.

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Unlike the lions the bears have made the NFC championship in recent memory more than once. Along with a win there

I'd doubt many people on this meme shitposting subreddit were closely following the Bears in 2006

Does it?

Well you just become numb to loss itself first. In any case its a known fact that losers make the funnier memes so thsts reason to keep rpoting for your team through thick and thin. Just enough trauma to be hilarious , gotta get to thst sweet spot

Have you considered losing for 64 years tho

If the bears offense isn’t good, fire me…out of a cannon…into the sun because then I wont want to live in this world anymore.

Co-sign

If the Bears' offense fails, honestly at this point just delete the whole team.

Move the team to St Louis at that point


Yo, the Bears 1st rounds were sexy af

Tbh you guys say that every draft and by the end of the season you’re putting a bag over their head before you fuck em

Odunze falling into their lap because of atlanta's incompetence was infuriating

And y’all said the same about Jordan Love 💀

Then what happened 💀

He sat 3 years and you bitched about em 💀

We did our time, now it's your turn to bitch about him.

Pretty sure the bitching was Aaron Rodger’s constantly threatening to retire.

That was more a Favre thing, Rodgers was more of a "I don't hate the entire team, but don't call me, I'm gonna go do drugs in a tent until the games start" kinda guy.

You spelled ass hosing wrong

Packers front office refusing to draft offense in the first rd while Rodgers’s was there is still hilarious tho

💀💀💀💀 Damn that’s crazy 💀💀💀💀

He ended up pretty good, so I'd be happy if things panned out like that for us :)

I hear you man but let's be real, this team is not your average bears roster and this GM has been prepping it to look like this since he took over a few years ago. Finally got his QB, and I'll be damned if it ain't the best fucking situation a 1OA could walk into, basically ever.

Or by week 5

Bruh bears fans have said that like every year in that 8 year span 🤣

They may have, but this is a first for me

Can't wait for 3 years from now when we trade him to the Steelers for a 4th and one of those weird ass hot dogs from PNC

Bears fan in Seattle and those dogs are pretty good. Don’t knock it til you try it

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Cream cheese, onions and sriracha are the main additions. Great mix of creamy, spicy and savory. Still doesn’t beat Chicago options but it’s real good. They also have carts around the city near the different bar crawls so makes for an awesome, cheap, fast late night bite.

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Yea idk what those are tbh but def not a Seattle dog

https://www.post-gazette.com/life/food/2024/04/02/pnc-park-new-2024/stories/202404020070

By then that hot dog will have become a beer probably. Some insane yinzer will try to brew it.

To be fair I can’t tell you a time the bears were this offensively talented.

https://preview.redd.it/lz2phut0qqwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=754b7c99fbc814ee5506766cd2e3ef82a1e55847

1985 and then the 40s

Before the forward pass, unless we can count special teams as offense in which case, Devin Hester

2013 bears had a better offense than this years bears will have. 2nd in scoring. 1900 total yard rb in forte, 1400 yd receiver in alshon, 1300 yd receiver in marshall.

Soon: 1st team to draft 4 qbs with top 15 picks in a 11 year span

Why wait 3 years when they can draft another one in 20 mins?

Who are we? The Falcons?

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Tricky. That part.

No… the pattern is 4, then 3…. Sooooo… 2 is next bitches!

So we're not supposed to pick the best player in the draft because of the past?


All you can do is your best :)

https://i.redd.it/w7fjjuku1qwc1.gif

That game looked like a movie when it came out, now it looks like a potato. What happened?

This is just a shit quality gif. Farcry 3 is aged, but not THAT old.

Ur eyes got worse



Never thought I'd see an AH gif in a football sub.

You are right, I am SO salty the Packers made the playoffs and don’t have the #1 overall pick /s

I mean, making the playoffs is nice but if you don’t win the Super Bowl does it really mean that much?

Our rebuild year is a playoff appearance . Your rebuild year is 2 picks in the top 10. We are not the same

id rather have a generational qb (not our pick) and the best receiving corps in the league 🥱 we’ll see playoffs this fall dw.

I am old enough to remember bears fans saying this about Rex Grossman… and Mitch… and Fields. I’m shaking in my boots

3 of those were not touted as generational, though.

So fuckin what 😂 I remember hearing bears fans saying smokin jay was gonna be on the fast track to the hall of fame.. then he joined the bears

god you’re salty

Salty my team has an established QB that would be your franchise best passer in 16 games?

We live in your head rent free bum. You’re on a meme sub posting your salty tears. We don’t care moron

The bears live rent free… in my mind? Salty tears? I'm ecstatic I get to see the same song and dance every 3-4 years. Seeing bears fans lose hope over and over again is better than sex

You actually sound scared lol

Shaking!

There's a "generational" prospect every few years. Who was the last one to work out? How's Lawrence doing, for example?

Bro we went to a Super Bowl with Rex

We won this draft dude. We don’t care about you anymore. Just shut ho

Yea, y'all win every off season. This ain't new

The fact people believe this is funny. It'll be another 6-11 year and Williams can learn a new HC's system next year 🤣

you sound short

It's crazy that less than a month ago, ya'll still wanted to keep a guy that's won you 10 games in 3 yrs and now you have a generational QB? Nah dude, you got a rookie who hasn't thrown a pass. You also have a history of destroying young QBs and a HC/GM that could get fired if things don't go well. The surprising thing to me is that they do it the SAME WAY every time!! Remember when you fired Nagy/Pace the year after they drafted Fields? Good times.

You're right, football fandom is meaningless for the 31 teams that don't win the SB every year. Honestly rooting for a team and enjoying success, even partial, should be classified as a mental illness given the low likelihood of any one team winning each year.


Well they didn’t trade up so it is different that way

Cope

stay jealous little boys

Man I wish my team had to draft a new QB every 3-4 years. I’m getting really tired of seeing the same jersey under center for more than a decade

sound sooo salty

Jesus Christ you're salty. 

I know love looked bad and completely wiffed on open receiver’s, not to mention was gifted wins with PI calls because he can’t throw a deep ball but man give him some time. No reason to be tired of seeing 10 this soon.

He would be the bears single season record in everything passing but ints after his first 16 games last season

Aim higher. We know.

is that your only goal

No, but it's a good benchmark for a first season starting

Did you see the meme that you’re commenting on?

the fact you’re shitting on the bears for finally getting their team together shows a lot. it shows that you know you guys won’t win a super bowl, and the only way you can be happy is seeing the bears suffer. but honestly, i don’t blame you. maybe if you guys ever legalized weed then you could chill out. instead you’re just angry and alcoholic drunks

Wow offseason Bear fans are truly a gem

Oh boy, there is a lot to unpack here. Insecurity, self-hatred, anger, projection, poor grammar….. The projection is the most interesting as I’ve heard countless Bears fans say they don’t care if they win as long as the Packers lose. It was cool when you did it but now it is deplorable behavior? That’s interesting. You also accusing others of being angry despite being significantly more aggressive than anyone else here. I wasn’t so much shitting on the Bears as I was your comment, which had a ridiculously low amount of self-awareness.

bro unpacking his own mind rn, not my comment. hope you guys continue doing what you’re doing

Oh man, I’m devastated. How will I ever recover from the “Nuh uh, YOU’RE that!” argument? You sure showed me!

thank you

I’d get a better and more interesting conversation from my dog.

can’t be asked

Then why comment at all? You’re impossible to underestimate.

hope you guys get dejean. really cool guy

y'all say this literally every off-season. It's never worked out.

lol we all know how this will end, another top 10 qb pick in four years

2 years

Justin will be a free agent next year. If the bears can’t figure out the forward pass maybe poles can go back to the run first qb.

🧂 🧂 🧂

Odunze, DJ Moore, and Keenan Allen with Moore, If you can't win with this idk

I’d like to point out to all the haters that the bears are undefeated right now.

They had the bigger, stronger and more durable version of Caleb in Justin, and just traded him for a bag of chips. Thank God Chicago is in the NFC North with us...

So in 2028 Caleb will be a Steeler.

Congratulations on drafting another bust at QB Chicago. Well done.

Imagine knowing this was going to happen and that this is the best comment you can regurgitate

Congrats on your super bowl.... Oh never mind


I'm confused, You guys dont have a qb either?

Hey. Nobody can beat Goff

Poor guy. Bridgewater stats at best.

A lot of undercover Fields truthers in here.

https://youtu.be/ut3LylmU89Y?si=QW5QWwIGj_QTU1_v

Steelers - Bears SuperBowl next year

Well, they are different players with different coaches with different teamsters at different points in time So yeah prob a bust idk

Hey, third times the charm. Just look at Calvin Johnson.

Well I think it’s fair to say that Chicago has no clue as to how to develop a qb

You can tell Williams is the most recent from the graphic alone by the lack of fear and disgust in his eyes. Bless his heart.

Hey, the Pittsburgh Steelers are excited about their next QB 4 years from now

RIP Caleb Williams career

Now do the last 61 years

I saw that on draft night, Caleb Williams merch sales broke the record that had just been set by Caitlin Clark a few weeks ago. And now you know why the McCaskeys are never going to sign a QB to a second contract

Dodging those 5th year options.

Based on their current trend, they will draft their next first round QB in two years

Literally every team goes through qb’s until they find a reliable one that’s how sports works you idiots

72 TDs 10 INT in a bad team that still had to play Washington and Oregon, we're going to be just fine.

I mean it is, literally, a different human being. Gotta work eventually right?