Sucked seeing all those nice prospects go where we would have been picking.
But then I recalled that instead of a 2nd, we had a 6'6 270 lb guy who runs a 4.4 and nabs double digit sacks and shrugged.
Having so few picks gave the city of Detroit more time to focus on that amazing draft intro. Like 6 different guys taking turns awkwardly saying "hey Detroit!!!!! We are here!!!!!".
Still better than nipple pasties on man-tits.
https://preview.redd.it/ool845r9cxwc1.png?width=502&format=png&auto=webp&s=ee63f8c2dd591e7d9f8eb957f3a5ae260f97c09f
Of course it is. Everyone knows the best death is by snu-snu. This poor kid never got to grow up and see that day. Not paying taxes is a plus though. Maybe I should stop paying taxes...
No, I was too busy remembering how your team had to issue a statement to crybaby Packer fans after the Lion's fans overran Lambeau. Remember that game? It's when Amon-Ra did the Lambeau leap right into the arms of a bunch of Lions fans, and you booed your team off the field.
Overran. LOL. Gimme a break. You guys finally travel well after fifty years. And yes you finally got a primetime game so yeah you took advantage of the Gold Package game. That's the game that Milwaukee "season ticket holders" sold out to you guys because they took the money instead of driving up to GB on a Thursday. So a perfect confluence of factors lead to a whopping 15% of the fans being in blue. I live in Michigan and I have been to MULTIPLE games where GO PACK GO completely drowned out the "home crowd" and watched them all go home early. Don't bullshit me.
You finally don't suck balls and you're completely forgetting your decades of suckitude and hanging your hat on one game and completely overvaluing the experience. Get real, dude. You're not taking to a rookie.
Nah. Just don't hearing bullshitters say bullshit.
Why would I be mad? LOL
You guys included a Packers fan in your little skit and you're like our fourth biggest rival, maybe
LOL
Rent. Free.
...I don't think you get to say "Rent. Free." after that manifesto you just left. Your quick response seems to indicate you've replied with that response before like you've been holding a grudge for a bit. I may need to change that Quay Walker comparison to Ray Finkel.
Hearing a lot of excuses. You sound pretty mad and salty leaving me these long and double replies. Take a deep breath and control that anger before you do something rash, like pushing a medical staffer as they are trying to assist another player.
[Considering even Lions fans think Lions fans are a lil bit rapey, its no wonder nobody wants them overrunning their stadium](https://img.sportsbookreview.com/uploads/4823eedc-5841-4917-a037-4d59b128bc88.png)
We have a giant fist. Everything you have pales in comparison.
https://preview.redd.it/4gbalehzz3xc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb3eec5907e372f94a0e5af91e5ba9cad26b639f
Detroit: The kind, quiet hosts who just clean in the background but don't involve themselves much in the party.
Chicago: Kicked down the door to announce their arrival and was the life of the party for the first five minutes until they realized that they pregamed too hard and are now passed out on the couch.
Minnesota: the quiet kid who doesn't even like parties that much. Isn't doing much of anything, and probably isn't having a good time.
Green Bay: Brought two whole cases of beer but insists on trading for more to chug through the night. Will still be drinking when everyone else finally wakes up in the morning.
Us too, us too. But having two in the top 10 was nice.
Sucked seeing all those nice prospects go where we would have been picking. But then I recalled that instead of a 2nd, we had a 6'6 270 lb guy who runs a 4.4 and nabs double digit sacks and shrugged.
A second could be anything! It could even be a 6’6” guy who runs a 4.4!
I don’t want to hear it.
I’m sure you could trade some 2026 picks to get back in the game.
It's never too early to trade picks. 2027 wassup?
Why stop there? Anyone want all of our 2080 picks?
Yeah. Let's start an options market.
Lol
Having so few picks gave the city of Detroit more time to focus on that amazing draft intro. Like 6 different guys taking turns awkwardly saying "hey Detroit!!!!! We are here!!!!!".
The Jared Goff chant was weird
Yeah it's a weird thing. But it's OUR weird thing
300,000 people seemed to enjoy it
“People”
Meanwhile in Green Bay hoarding picks like a dragon: 
To be fair, none of us hung our heads in shame while our rivals pointed and laughed. Nor do we wear comically large wedges of cheese on our heads.
No, just brown paper bags
Still better than nipple pasties on man-tits. https://preview.redd.it/ool845r9cxwc1.png?width=502&format=png&auto=webp&s=ee63f8c2dd591e7d9f8eb957f3a5ae260f97c09f
At least he walked out happy drunk with a W
I doubt he walked anywhere. His heart probably exploded due to aggressive cheese intake and he dropped dead without ever knowing the end.
Is that supposed to be a bad death?
He was 15
Lucky SOB died before ever paying taxes
Loophole found!
He lived in Wisconsin, they allow child labor there. Based on his size, he had to work to feed his large ass.
Of course it is. Everyone knows the best death is by snu-snu. This poor kid never got to grow up and see that day. Not paying taxes is a plus though. Maybe I should stop paying taxes...
Most entertaining back and forth I've seen in months!
Or stupid comically oversized hats in general, those things are the fucking worst.
No, but you did perform a mass Exodus on national TV on Thanksgiving while your team got their asses kicked in. Remember that?
No, I was too busy remembering how your team had to issue a statement to crybaby Packer fans after the Lion's fans overran Lambeau. Remember that game? It's when Amon-Ra did the Lambeau leap right into the arms of a bunch of Lions fans, and you booed your team off the field.
Overran. LOL. Gimme a break. You guys finally travel well after fifty years. And yes you finally got a primetime game so yeah you took advantage of the Gold Package game. That's the game that Milwaukee "season ticket holders" sold out to you guys because they took the money instead of driving up to GB on a Thursday. So a perfect confluence of factors lead to a whopping 15% of the fans being in blue. I live in Michigan and I have been to MULTIPLE games where GO PACK GO completely drowned out the "home crowd" and watched them all go home early. Don't bullshit me. You finally don't suck balls and you're completely forgetting your decades of suckitude and hanging your hat on one game and completely overvaluing the experience. Get real, dude. You're not taking to a rookie.
Uh-oh. Triggered.
Nah. Just don't hearing bullshitters say bullshit. Why would I be mad? LOL You guys included a Packers fan in your little skit and you're like our fourth biggest rival, maybe LOL Rent. Free.
...I don't think you get to say "Rent. Free." after that manifesto you just left. Your quick response seems to indicate you've replied with that response before like you've been holding a grudge for a bit. I may need to change that Quay Walker comparison to Ray Finkel.
Bro said "rent free" then DELETED HIS ACCOUNT
Cringe
Hearing a lot of excuses. You sound pretty mad and salty leaving me these long and double replies. Take a deep breath and control that anger before you do something rash, like pushing a medical staffer as they are trying to assist another player.
Pack fans' think them not having a life outside football actually means something to the rest of us. It's their hurty place.
I just realized that if what he said is true, then Packers fans lost their shit at only 15% of Lambeau being filled by an opposing team. Embarrassing.
They trigger pretty easily.
Dont worry bro. The Lions will be trash again in 2 years tops.
Lol ok bud. Just like we were supposed to be trash last year.
I didnt think that. I didnt think youd run away with the division, but i didnt think youd be trash.
I just have doubts you can sustain the success
[Considering even Lions fans think Lions fans are a lil bit rapey, its no wonder nobody wants them overrunning their stadium](https://img.sportsbookreview.com/uploads/4823eedc-5841-4917-a037-4d59b128bc88.png)
Yes you wear kitchen gadgets. Way cooler.
Well at least Green Bay isnt full of vacant, burned down houses
At least we have something instead of three houses and a culvers next to Lambeau
Do you really though?
We have a giant fist. Everything you have pales in comparison. https://preview.redd.it/4gbalehzz3xc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb3eec5907e372f94a0e5af91e5ba9cad26b639f
Who needs more picks when you’ve already won the draft tho?
Wait a minute, that’s the Vikings line! (Also you have a whole pick in the next few rounds? I’m jealous)
Packers fans are living the best life rn
We cookin right now!!!
I like watching people have fun!
Detroit: The kind, quiet hosts who just clean in the background but don't involve themselves much in the party. Chicago: Kicked down the door to announce their arrival and was the life of the party for the first five minutes until they realized that they pregamed too hard and are now passed out on the couch. Minnesota: the quiet kid who doesn't even like parties that much. Isn't doing much of anything, and probably isn't having a good time. Green Bay: Brought two whole cases of beer but insists on trading for more to chug through the night. Will still be drinking when everyone else finally wakes up in the morning.